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    Grace promises Stratt that when he remembers he didn’t volunteer, he’ll sabotage the mission, no matter how much work he’s done to save Earth. On the off chance he isn’t bluffing, Stratt decides to put touch up doses into his food every day.

    This makes his amnesia way, way worse. How do you navigate life on a spaceship, on a suicide mission you don’t know the reason for, when you forget where you are every night?

    Oh, and by the way, there’s an alien upstairs. Don’t worry. He looks like a giant spider, but he’s nice. You call him Rocky.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    You're starting to learn more about the things Eddie likes — cheap diner coffee, manual transmission, glo-worms, oldies — and that's nice. You're starting to learn more about what Venom likes, too.

    "Me and you and a dog named boo
    Travelin' and livin' off the land
    Me and you and a dog named boo
    How I love being a free man"

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    12 Aug 2024

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    Though now that you think about it, you never did sign your last testament.

    In which Cu is absolutely insufferable for undisclosed reasons and it's your job to take care of it.

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    19 Oct 2022

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    There’s something terribly frightening about having a full grown, barely lucid killing machine of a Shinobi hovering above you, looking for all the world like a dog in heat.

    Though, you supposed, being part of Konoha meant you were used to terribly frightening things (a lot of crazy shit happened in Konoha, after all; and you honestly should just move, now that you thought about it).

    So yeah, you were used to it.

    Maybe not this, though.

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    01 Jun 2024

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    you gotta be kidding me by Eruc

    Simultaneously one of the hottest and funniest things I've read. Poor Kakashi rip, forever damned to horny jail

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/33808405/

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    Living deep in the woods, all on your own. You like it that way. It's silent, it's peaceful and only occasionally, you're bothered by people from a nearby village, the only point of civilization in close proximity.
    This life was your choice, for your own safety.

    Until a group of four shinobi set up a camp close to your home and no matter what you do, they don't want to leave. You just want to be left alone, what's so hard to understand? Begrudingly, you allow them to stay and that is - unbeknownst to you - the best decision of your life.

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    01 Jun 2024

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    End my Loneliness by FreakyPseudWriter

    Dog meme "They weren't lying, that Reader is Mean" MC is a really miserable bitch who exclusively snaps, snarls and growls, but the concept is nice. Pays off incredibly late but beautiful development by the end.

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/17562809