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You, DIRK STRIDER, have needed to urinate since approximately 10AM. That was around four hours ago. There are no working restrooms in this realm of literature due to somebody taking a shit equivalent to a weapon of mass destruction in the men’s restroom, so the only comfort rooms nearby are outside the front doors and settled in a corridor in between a GameStop and a Uniqlo. Once you're freed from the shackles of work that capitalism has placed upon you, you're pretty much raring to go and take a piss.
BUT. (Colors invert, image flips vertically.) You make a tragic mistake.
TL;DR - Don't drop your packer in the stalls.
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26 Jun 2026
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DIRK TAKES A PISS (Now in Technicolor!) by golgothanTerror (oblivionyellow)
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Jun 2021
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You, DIRK STRIDER, have needed to urinate since approximately 10AM. That was around four hours ago. -- Blah blah blah, exposition, exposition -- Once you're freed from the shackles of work that capitalism has placed upon you, you're pretty much raring to go and take a piss.
BUT. (Colors invert, image flips vertically.) You make a tragic mistake.
TL;DR - Don't drop your packer in the stalls.
(THIS TIME IN COMIC FORM. Don't worry, the dick is pixelated.)
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26 Jun 2026
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"You slap bandaids over the cuts, and glance over the bruises a couple times to see if they’re bleeding at all. You aren’t really sure what you’re supposed to do for bruises, and you’re not going to ask now, long after you should’ve figured that out. "
or; what dave typically does after a strife.
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21 Jun 2026
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In which Dave doesn’t like violence, but his brother is dating someone who super likes it. Dave watches, and tries to understand.
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09 May 2026
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[All the threads of cancer you’d left in their universe that grew to their inability to win the game, and one seemed to be Dave getting fucked over in every imaginable way. An unintended side effect in the ultimate embodiment of every single thing wrong with you.]
or; karkat is really really normal about creating the world that dave was abused in. and everything else he thinks hes responsible for
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- Part 2 of angel's meteor davekat oneshots
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04 May 2026