vegemitevegemightnot
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Win-Win Situation by vegemitevegemightnot
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
14 May 2022
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We all know Charlie steals Nick's jumpers. Nick doesn't mind that much though.
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This is just a cute oneshot about what I imagine happening the first time Nick noticed Charlie wearing his jumper.
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My Worst Day Is Now My Best Day (because of you) by vegemitevegemightnot
Fandoms: If This Gets Out - Sophie Gonzales & Cale Dietrich
05 May 2022
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Ruben's day is the worst he's ever had: his coffee had been ruined, his favourite coffee shop was closed, and he'd lost one of his favourite earrings.
Zach's day, in comparison, has been pretty good. He was going out to his second-favourite coffee shop (his favourite was closed) to reward himself for his amazing completed essay, when he found an earring.
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How do I tell you that I'm gay without telling you that I'm gay by vegemitevegemightnot
Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)
01 May 2022
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Carlos and Jay are (not so) innocently making out when there's a knock at the door. Chad wants to know who are the girls they've been shaking the bedsheets with, and how were they able to sneak them into their dorms? Little does he know...
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Aka. Chad is confused and Jay and Carlos decide to mess with him.
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While tackling one of the remaining wings of Malfoy Manor, Hermione and Draco get trapped in a room that has clearly been prepared for a Beltane fertility ritual.
Better yet: the Manor won’t let them out until they fuck right.
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Bookmarked by vegemitevegemightnot
31 May 2026
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Nectar of the Gods by friendlyforrest
Fandoms: Original Work, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
05 May 2026
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Trans guy gets sent back into ancient Greek time and railed by the twelve Olympians (and some of their plus ones).
Straight up the most self indulgent fic I've ever written.
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Bookmarked by vegemitevegemightnot
20 Jan 2026
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Robin cares about three things: Shirley McLaine's confession to Audrey Hepburn in the 1961 film The Children's Hour, her best friend Steve Harrington, and the orgasm gap as reported in Alfred Kinsey's 1953 paper Sexual Behavior in the Human Female.
Her preoccupation with the third built gradually over time.
(or, the one where robin runs a girl gloryhole)
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Bookmarked by vegemitevegemightnot
26 Oct 2025
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Romance and Abby successfully annoy Mira into giving them a chance.
The second chapter is just artwork!Series
- Part 2 of Huntrix owns (most of) the Saja Boys
Bookmarked by vegemitevegemightnot
09 Aug 2025
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Her sword is summoned to her hand. The moment it comes into existence, Jinu’s eyes get big. Not out of fear but pure interest and anticipation.
His mouth parts. If he means to say anything, it doesn’t come out. His warm brown eyes remain fixated on the sword. Her sword.
“Jinu?” She says. Jinu makes a wordless, halfhearted noise of acknowledgment. “Jinu, please use your words. Is this okay?”
“Yes.” No hesitation. She’s not even sure he breathes.
Rumi notices that Jinu gets a bit distracted when she draws her sword around him. One thing leads to another and now they’re introducing it in the bedroom.
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- Part 1 of KPDH But Make It Smuttyyyyy
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Bookmarked by vegemitevegemightnot
08 Aug 2025