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    While tackling one of the remaining wings of Malfoy Manor, Hermione and Draco get trapped in a room that has clearly been prepared for a Beltane fertility ritual.

    Better yet: the Manor won’t let them out until they fuck right.

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    31 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 65

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    Trans guy gets sent back into ancient Greek time and railed by the twelve Olympians (and some of their plus ones).

    Straight up the most self indulgent fic I've ever written.

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    20 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Robin cares about three things: Shirley McLaine's confession to Audrey Hepburn in the 1961 film The Children's Hour, her best friend Steve Harrington, and the orgasm gap as reported in Alfred Kinsey's 1953 paper Sexual Behavior in the Human Female.

    Her preoccupation with the third built gradually over time.

    (or, the one where robin runs a girl gloryhole)

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Romance and Abby successfully annoy Mira into giving them a chance.
    The second chapter is just artwork!

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    09 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    Her sword is summoned to her hand. The moment it comes into existence, Jinu’s eyes get big. Not out of fear but pure interest and anticipation.

    His mouth parts. If he means to say anything, it doesn’t come out. His warm brown eyes remain fixated on the sword. Her sword.

    “Jinu?” She says. Jinu makes a wordless, halfhearted noise of acknowledgment. “Jinu, please use your words. Is this okay?”

    “Yes.” No hesitation. She’s not even sure he breathes.

    Rumi notices that Jinu gets a bit distracted when she draws her sword around him. One thing leads to another and now they’re introducing it in the bedroom.

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    08 Aug 2025