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    Fred here. If you are reading this, congratulations on either excellent taste or criminal behaviour. This is the documented history of how my twin brother and I accidentally acquired a small feral celebrity, discovered he had been living on spite and crumbs, and responded in the only reasonable manner: emotional attachment, light surveillance, and increasingly reckless loyalty. There will be schemes, deeply intelligent observations (mine), poor decisions (usually also mine), and the ongoing mystery of why adults keep failing children so consistently. If at any point you think we are overreacting about Harry Potter, you are wrong.

    George here, writing because Fred can’t be trusted unsupervised with narration. Let me be clear: if Harry Potter so much as sighs in a suspicious manner, I will notice. If someone hurts his feelings, I will know. If someone hurts him, I will become difficult to prosecute. He has the tragic habit of acting like crumbs are feasts and kindness is charity, which is frankly offensive to me personally. So yes, we fuss. Yes, we hover. Yes, we would cheerfully commit several light felonies for his wellbeing. That is called love, and if you’ve got a problem with it, form a queue.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts knowing exactly where he belongs now. No uncertainty, no hesitation—when the Sorting Hat touches his head for the second time, green and silver will claim him without question.

    But knowing his House is far easier than surviving it.

    With old reputations shattered and new ones still fragile, Harry steps into a castle full of heirs who have been raised for this world since birth. There are political bargains in every corridor, tension at every table, and far more flirting than Harry knows what to do with. In Hogwarts, every conversation means something—and every mistake costs.

    Determined never again to be powerless, Harry throws himself into everything at once: fourteen O.W.L. subjects, the slow climb through pureblood politics, and the dangerous art of becoming someone the wizarding world cannot ignore.

    After all, balancing academic excellence, political manoeuvring, House rivalries, and his own increasingly complicated heart should be perfectly manageable.

    What could go wrong?

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter was done waiting.
    After years of beatings, neglect, and being treated like an inconvenience in his own home, Harry runs away from Privet Drive in the middle of summer—tired of the Dursleys’ cruelty, the silence from those who were supposed to protect him, and the strained, carefully-worded letters from friends who feel increasingly out of reach.
    In the heart of Diagon Alley, Harry discovers something that should have been impossible: he is not only the Heir of House Potter, but also the Heir of House Black. Two ancient lines of magic awaken within him—fire and ice, honour and control—binding themselves to him in ways he is only beginning to understand.
    When legal magic confirms his emancipation, Harry is offered something he has never truly had before: choice.
    Taken in under the protection of a certain Weasley connection—someone far from the Ministry’s reach and far closer to Goblin law than most wizards realize—Harry begins to rebuild his life from the ground up.
    And if that so happened to be him resorting himself into a certain green and silver Hogwarts house? So be it.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Set after Spiderman Homecoming.

    After May Parker’s tragic death, Peter is left more alone then ever. It seems that the only person he really has is himself, and he’s just trying to survive. Peter’s just trying to balance his school scholarship, his part-time internship at Stark Industries, being a teen vigilante, and trying to learn how to survive all on his own.

    Everything seems to be too much for the teenager, who can’t seem to ever catch a break.

     

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    Meanwhile, the Avengers are trying to hunt him down for reasons completely unknown to Peter. They have one mission: to track Spiderman down and bring him into SHIELD. They don’t realize the “threat” they’re chasing after is just a broken teenager without anyone looking out for him.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    After Harry Potter learns a life-altering secret about his past, he and Sirius Black are forced to trust an unlikely ally to keep Harry out of Voldemort’s grasp when the Dark Lord’s plans take a dangerous turn. With the Order of the Phoenix divided over whether saving Harry is worth risking Voldemort’s defeat, Harry finds himself caught between prophecy, war, and the family he never knew he had.

    Fatherhood was never part of Tony Stark’s plan, but neither was discovering he has a teenage son being hunted by the most dangerous dark wizard in history. As old enemies and new threats close in, Tony will learn exactly how far he is willing to go to protect Harry. When a vendetta against Tony places both the magical and non-magical worlds in danger, an unlikely alliance of wizards and Avengers must uncover the truth before Voldemort destroys everything they love.

    AU Post-GOF and Avengers.

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    08 Jun 2026

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