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The Secret Life of Hermits!! by whatcaniwriteinthis for ahautism
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Mar 2026
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The Secret Life of Hermits, Tuesday evenings at 8/7 central, only on the reCAP network!
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when you're back you're back by whatcaniwriteinthis for Twelvevoid
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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jimmy's back in town. joel and him talk.
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long drive back to you by whatcaniwriteinthis for quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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on soulmates and finding your way home (literally) (jimmy needs a ride)
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who let grian mess with buttons on the alien spaceship
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music of the night after night after night by whatcaniwriteinthis for JekyllOsinner
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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He’d quit—but it really is a good job.
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i'm a punk rocker yes i am by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Aug 2025
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a superman!jimmy au, based on superman (2025)
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unrelated ficlets for the secret life smp series
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Jimmy Solidarity's Big Bisexual Awakening by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
07 Apr 2024
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an empires SMP/third life/hermitcraft college au, featuring bisexual Jimmy and an abundance of queer themes
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wanksgiving 2023 by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
25 Nov 2023
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a collection of unrelated smut/smut-adjacent drabbles/drabble-adjacent-works, written for Wanksgiving 2023
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
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13 Jun 2026
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my jane fucks hollander sometimes, no big deal by ronbin
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Apr 2026
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Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.
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- Part 2 of ronbin's HR social media/texting fics
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13 Jun 2026
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the comments are a dumpster fire by trickysnail for irrationalpie
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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To the two users who flirt with hockey statistics in the comments of every post, please get married and leave the rest of us alone.
(Or: Five times Shane and Ilya ran into each other's burner accounts online.)
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12 Jun 2026
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“That’s not-” Shane starts, but he stops himself. Ilya tilts his head slightly in question, but Shane bites the inside of his cheek and then shakes his head slightly, cheeks flushing. “I do trust you,” Shane says.
“But not with your car?” Ilya asks. “You are afraid I will drive all the boring out of it?”
Shane rolls his eyes.
“It’s a good car-” He starts in another refrain of one of his favorite summer songs.
Ilya rolls them and pins his boyfriend under him before he has to hear about four wheel drive and gas mileage again.
There are far better uses for Shane’s mouth, after all.
(in which ilya learns that being a passenger in the car knocks shane tf out)
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05 Jun 2026
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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05 Jun 2026