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  1. Public Bookmark 91

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    Captain Oscar Piastri runs his team with perfect discipline. Then Sergeant Lando Norris transfers in—can’t salute properly, jokes during drills, and one day during a simulation he loudly asks, “Wait—do we shoot now or is this a practice?”

    Oscar seriously considers court-martialing him. Instead, he starts falling in love.

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    28 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    When Lando Norris grabs the wrong suitcase at Heathrow, he doesn’t expect it to belong to Oscar Piastri—a too-perfect junior lawyer.

    What starts as a mix-up turns into awkward lunches, drive-thru fries, late-night streams, and one very unexpected romance.

    Sometimes love doesn’t knock—it shows up at baggage claim.

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    27 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Lando Norris goes into a flower shop intending to buy one plant and prove to his mother he can keep something alive.

    Instead, he meets florist Oscar Piastri, develops a catastrophic crush, drowns a pothos within forty-eight hours, and somehow ends up fake dating the prettiest man alive.

    Oscar thinks Lando is exhausting.

    Lando thinks Oscar is the love of his life.

    Contrary to the title, Fernando survives against all odds.

    -----ALTERNATIVELY ------

    Lando’s a botanical serial killer and Oscar’s the plant medic trying to undo the damage.
    Unfortunately, they fall stupidly in love.

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    27 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Oscar Piastri demands perfection. Lando Norris thrives on chaos. They are business rivals who can barely be in the same room without starting a war.

    But one viral misunderstanding changes the narrative overnight. Suddenly, the eyes of the world are upon them, the stakes are higher than ever, and the sharp line between hatred and obsession begins to blur.

    They say business is war. But this? This feels dangerous.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “I think I might know someone,” Max pulled out his phone and scrolled. “Now he's not in our year, but he's smart, handsome, and very impressive.”

    “Max. I don't care. This guy could literally be living on the streets, and it would work. Just tell me who it is.” Lando begged, stretching his neck to look at Max's phone.

    Suddenly, his view was met with a dark background. He narrowed his eyes, letting them adjust to the proximity of the screen. He was greeted with a picture of a guy. Around their age and oh-

    Not bad. Not bad at all.

    The guy had brown hair, brown eyes, and thin lips. The picture cut after his shoulders, giving a clear view of his face. His hair was styled as if he didn't own a hairbrush and went along with it. Lando noted his sharp jaw and rosy cheeks. Overall, he looked good-looking. So that was a check.

    “That's Oscar Piastri. He does engineering but a year below us. All As on his tests and a topper.” Max introduced. “Reserved, shy. He has a few close friends but a decent guy. I've talked to him once, and he didn't seem like bad company.”

     

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    Lando asks Oscar to be his pretend boyfriend for Christmas and slowly falls in love while doing it.

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    23 Jun 2026