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“My Abuela said it,” Silvio insists. “She said you have to wear the hat, because you have a pale ass so you’re going to get skin cancer and die before Lance even wakes up.”
Keith looks between the children and the hat, too confused to glare, sweaty and horrid from pulling weeds beneath the scorching sun. “What?”
“That’s wrong,” Nadia complains, and yanks her brother down to her level to whisper the correction in his ear.
“Ooh,” Silvio amends. “Tía Veronica said you have a pale ass. My Abuela said you’re gonna die.”
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When Lance is fatally wounded during their final battle, the blue lion enters a deep hibernation with Lance inside. Unsure when or if he’ll wake, Keith is forced to wait and watch over him in the company of the people he fears most: Lance’s family.
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Keith’s starting to get used to this whole “defender of the universe” thing. Shiro’s back, they’re in space, and his biggest regularly occurring problem is the Galra empire and putting up with Lance’s “rivalry”. When Pidge discovers a potential high-value target in Sendak’s memories, called Kral-Ax, they decide to head down onto the surface of the moon it’s located on to investigate. The only problem is, Kral-Ax carries more than what they’re searching for.
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- Part 1 of Or, More Commonly, Names
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03 Jun 2026
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27 May 2026
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Lance is married, for fuck’s sake, and Keith being weirdly comfortable with him is not helping at all – not in the slightest.
The light reflects on a piece of silver metal on Keith’s hand as his fingers play with Lance’s.
He zeroes in on it, his breath catching in his throat.
It’s a thin silver ring that sits nicely on his left ring finger, adorned with an even thinner golden band around it, perfectly matching, and mirroring the ring that Lance found on his bathroom counter this morning.
Oh, no way. No, no, no, no. Absolutely not.
This has to be some kind of cruel joke.
There is no way that the person he’s married to in the future is Keith.
or: Lance unwillingly takes one for the team and wakes up ten years in the future.
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25 May 2026
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"I find myself wondering, sweet reader, when exactly someone will take a shovel to the back of this racist statue's metal head and begin dismantling our university’s scandalous love affair with the most problematic donors they could possibly find. I’m looking at you, President Zarkon, kindly remove your hand from the Republican Party’s dick. This is a liberal arts college for God’s sake."
When Galra University's Tumblr page, meant for football game updates and pleads for attendees for club meetings, is plagued by a mysterious writer determined to eviscerate every toxic part of the college, Lance is intrigued. When he becomes a leading character in the anonymous letters, well, he gets a little more curious. Lance becomes determined to unveil the writer and find out a) what is his problem exactly and b) does he really think Lance's eyes are that blue?
A tale in which Lance is oblivious and pining for the hot nerd in the back of his Greek mythology class, Keith can wield a pen with deadly cruelty, and you, dear readers, suffer from the pains of dramatic irony.
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- Part 1 of The Dear Reader-Verse
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04 May 2026
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“I can read you, Keith Kogane. You’re tired and maybe a little sad, and this mask will lift your spirits, heal your aura, align your chakras. Trust me.”
“I chrusht myou,” Keith says through his fish lips, Lance's hands warm against his squished cheeks, his heart pounding ridiculously in his chest.
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01 May 2026
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Lance’s posture has gone from somewhat respectable to bad to worse, and his attention span is slowly but surely reaching its breaking point, when the door in the back of the room slides open.
Blue and gray and black. Long, dark hair. A familiar set of eyes. The same faded scar carved along his cheek.
Lance jerks upright, nearly jumping out of his chair.
“I’m filling in for Kolivan.”
The words strike right through Lance’s sternum. And he didn’t even have his defenses up. He didn’t have time to prepare.
Although somewhere deep down, he knows that no time in the world could’ve prepared him for seeing Keith again.
or: Being stuck with his ex at a diplomatic conference for a solid month is super cool and very fun. Because Lance is over him. Obviously. He so is.
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Lance’s smile widens. He leans forward, and the prickling in Keith’s chest gives way to butterflies, fluttering wildly in his stomach, and oh wow has Lance always had this many freckles, has he always had eyelashes that long, has he—
Lance pokes his cheek, right over the Galra mark. Keith blinks.
“I can’t believe you and your mom have matching face tattoos now,” he says, and it’s so fucking dumb, but it’s exactly the kind of dumb thing Keith has longed to hear, and before he knows what he’s doing he’s surging forward, almost knocking Lance back against Red’s paw, and throwing his arms around him.
In which Keith lives on a space whale, goes on a road trip, and (eventually) gets a boyfriend.
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24 Apr 2026
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Even the People in Your Dreams Will Lie to You by popering
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
21 Feb 2025
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The team rescues Lance and Keith from their months-long imprisonment at the hands of the Galra. No one expects their missing paladins to be exactly the same as they were, but they're prepared to help them in whatever way they need. Lance seems eager enough to get things back to normal, but Keith won't even acknowledge them. The team is at a loss. How are you supposed to help someone who won't even look at you?
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05 Apr 2026
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“What if he kills us?” Hunk whispers.
“What if?” Keith barks. “What else are we going to do? If we make him angry, it’s going to make things worse. Like he said, we’re trapped here. Our best bet is to play his games and try for the reward."
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When the team is spirited away to the galaxy's most infamous game show, Garfle Warfle Snick, they quickly learn that the games serve a more sinister purpose than entertainment. Without any memory of how they got there, or any idea how to escape, they're faced with an impossible choice: play the games, or die.
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- Part 1 of their blood and mine
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On a mission to a Galra prison ship, Keith and Lance accidentally acquire a half-Galra baby. They and the rest of Voltron have to work out a way to get her back to her mysterious home planet-- and Lance takes it on himself to make sure she’s cared for in the meantime. Unfortunately for him, she seems to like Keith much better.
(Or: accidental baby acquisition with angst and pining)
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15 Mar 2026
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“It has everything you need,” said the salesman. “And everything you want. And everything you just….” He squinted, pinching his fingers together as if trying to recall something. “Everything you forgot you needed.”
“Uh huh,” said Keith. “Sounds legit.”
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A dubious trade for some machine parts leads Keith to making a deal with an shifty salesman, or more specifically, the magic box in his possession. But the trade comes at a price, and slowly but surely, Keith realizes that everyone and everything is beginning to forget him.
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Harry unintentionally opens a portal to a long forgotten test hidden in Hogwarts. Stuck in an enchanted world faced with the realisation that no one will be able to find him, he logically decides to set out and complete the trials that await. Only, the place is covered in extinct Magical Beasts and all the instructions are written in incomprehensible Ancient Runes.
So, really, it’s a very good thing he managed to bring Draco Malfoy along to help.
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After the end of the Second Wizarding War, the infamous Boy Who Lived Twice has all but disappeared from the public eye. In a shocking act of spontaneity in the months following his victory over He Who Shall Not Be Named, Harry Potter abandoned his friends and his pursuits of becoming an auror to study dragons at the infamous Romanian Dragon Sanctuary. Under the careful guidance of his best friend’s brother, Charlie Weasley, Harry has discovered a passion for caring for the rather vicious and powerful beasts. The tumultuous life of the Savior has finally calmed down, and one could argue that he has found something reminiscent of peace after a lifetime of anguish.
But of course, Harry Potter’s life is anything but peaceful. When the dragon keepers save an injured dragon from poachers, Harry’s newfound peace is turned upside down. As any respectable dragon keeper knows, Hebridean Black dragons are notorious for their dark scales and purple eyes. Imagine their surprise when the injured dragon is discovered to be a pure-white Hebridean Black with gray eyes. Eyes that only seem to watch Harry.
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21 Jan 2026
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18 Jan 2026
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Ron paused, then half-grinned, nudging him. “Honestly, I still have no idea what kind of posh nonsense brought you two together as kids. You and Malfoy? You’re like night and day. That’s what we call you in the Tower, you know.”
“It’s… a long story,” Harry said, grinning back. “One that involves spaceships, a toy, and Muggles.”
Or: Harry meets Draco before Hogwarts.
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09 Jan 2026
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He was in control.
He wasn’t going to transform.
Not now. Not yet.
“Whatever happens,” Said Potter, “I hope you won’t ever forget me.”
If Draco knew one thing for certain, it was that forgetting Harry Potter was never going to be an option.It's sixth year and Draco Malfoy has a secret. No one believes Harry when he insists that he is up to something and a Dragon is stalking Hogwarts. When Malfoy goes missing, Harry makes a startling discovery that changes everything he thought he knew about his rival. Draco must fix the Vanishing Cabinet, but he must also protect his darkest secret at all costs - he just never thought that Potter would be the one to help him do it.
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02 Jan 2026
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Everyone's back for 8th year, and Harry and his friends seem determined to spend their last year in school running around at night, hyped up on coffee and alcohol and Honeydukes candy, doing all the childish things they didn't have the chance to do before. Draco watches as he's always watched: from afar, quiet and bitter and hopelessly in love. That is, until Pansy decides she's had quite enough of it.
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06 Dec 2025
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“Who's the new professor?” Harry keeps his voice light.
“Professor Malfoy,” Marie whispers and then glances around, as if saying his name will summon him.
Oh.
“Oh. You’ve got nothing to worry about. Professor Malfoy isn’t a Death Eater.” Harry almost sighs in relief but keeps that to himself. He’d thought there was going to be an actual problem.
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Draco joins the staff of Hogwarts. Harry doesn't want any bad blood between them now that they're coworkers, so when he learns about a pureblood ritual to make amends, he jumps in feet first. But things aren't as easy as just saying "I'm sorry." Nothing ever is.
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16 Nov 2025