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    When Chopper joins them after Drum Island, things don’t change much at first. Sure, it’s nice to have an actual doctor on board. It’s nice that he doesn’t have to rely on Sanji, or go to Nami for a patch-up. Things are the same for a few days after because they’re all still thinking about getting Vivi back home, because Sanji and Nami are still a little shaky and recovering. But after a while, he becomes aware of one crucial detail he’d overlooked so far: Chopper is still a kid.

     

    or: Zoro and Sanji go through the motions of pseudo-parenthood and end up better for it

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    12 Jun 2026

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    "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." -H. P. Lovecraft (probably)

    And there’s something not right about Vash.
    Disregarding the whole plant thing, there’s something really not right about Vash.

    (aka. uncanny Vash, the fic)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Despite what his outward code of conduct would have you thinking, Jaskier knows when he is not wanted.

    He allows himself the exact amount of three days of wallowing in that small town before he packs his meager possessions and hits the road like nothing happened. In those three days he sings and dances for his food and drink, fucks the pretty barmaid and sleeps off the hangover before heading out in the morning of the fourth day. He travels alone for the first time in a while but it’s alright.

    Now, if only people would stop telling him that the Witcher asks about him - that'd be swell.

     

    And we have a lovely translation into Russian available here!

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Over the years, Jaskier gets a reputation amongst witchers as the guy who will get you out of bind if you need him to. He’s the witchers’ bard, after all. Need a hand with your injuries? A safe place to hide? A friendly face? Find Jaskier.

    Jaskier, on the other hand, has no idea why witchers in trouble keep bumping into him on the road, but fate is funny that way, isn’t it? He’s certainly not going to turn them away

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Lucifer turns to the rest of the hotel's staff, who regard the scene with abject horror.

    “What the fuck,” Husk and Vaggie say in unison.

    “Hm. I rather dislike it now,” Alastor says, his smile strained.

    “I don’t know how to explain it, but on a vibe level, this thing is giving shingles,” Angel Dust says. “I just look at it and I think: shingles.”

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    The Hotel has an electrical issue. Lucifer has an unorthodox solution. Everyone is displeased.

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    07 Jun 2026