williamneedssleep



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    literally just them if they were minecraft youtubers. idk man.

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    all of the fics in the same universe as my fic ‘raincloud’. (title from raincloud by baby bug.)

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    Canon compliant angst until the like last line :)
    (Ts is so yucky I cannot. The first two fics I ever posted 😭)

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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    Andrew rarely ever gets sick, so when he does he gets hit like it’s been stockpiling in his body. It’s been years since he’s gotten sick, but here he is now, rotting away on the too-hot couch for his too-hot skin, left nostril stuffed the other running, and his head pounding like exy balls bouncing around in his skull.

    Andrew thinks it’s a testament to his sickness that he is consciously making comparisons with exy.

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    18 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    “And what, that's it? Just a holiday for people to dump water onto each other?”

    “Pretty much, yeah.”

    “That's stupid.”

    “I told you it was,” Neil said with a smile.

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    18 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    '“You can say it. Whatever it is.”

    He’s still good at reading people, and still tactless, after all, and he doesn’t have the patience to sit through the rest of the night not knowing when something’s going to burst out of his niece.

    “What did you use?” is what Rose asks, and Andrew stops washing up.'

    > andrew's niece asks him about his scars. thus ensues a Conversation™

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    18 Jun 2026

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    It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.

    (This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)

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    “Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.

    “There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”

    “How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”

    “Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.

    **

    Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
    中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721

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    11 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    This is my list of workskin, how to add workskin to your work, and how to use each of the class in my workskin.
    If you use it I would appreciate a credit so that more people can be able to use it!

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    07 Jun 2026