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Following the disappearance of their alternate dimension hopping selves, Tobirama sits down and has a long think about the ramifications of a marriage with the Uchiha clan, particularly when it would be between a clan head and an heir. Like most crazy, why-the-fuck-did-it-work decisions, the choices are made in between the witching hour and the asscrack of dawn.
Alternatively: Tobirama and Madara get married. For the children.
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19 Jul 2026
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"Maybe a marriage would be the way to go," Madara says eventually, half out of exasperation but also half because it wasn't actually a bad idea. Except for all the ways in which it was terrible.
"But not," Izuna says with a wrinkle of his nose, "with Hashirama."
"No," Madara says, holding back a laugh at Izuna's expense out of politeness even though Izuna will feel the full brunt of how funny Madara thinks the idea is. "There are, however, other Senju."
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16 Jul 2026
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the bridge that always burns behind us by fencesit for karanguni
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Dec 2023
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They say the Sharingan makes the Uchiha. An old comrade at the end of the world gives this idiom a new meaning, and then Hatake Kakashi travels back in time to solve the wrongs of the past through the radical, untested method of not avoiding all of his problems.
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15 Jul 2026
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“You have to get used to this, cook.” Zoro’s breath tickles his left ear. “So no one can use it against you.”
Sanji’s breathing shallowly, waiting to be pushed away. Zoro’s chest is so, so warm. “How would I get used to it? Who’s gonna—”
“Who’s gonna what?”
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Sanji is so touch starved it's a liability. Zoro, like any good nakama, decides to help him out.
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you're my mortal flaw (and I'm your fatal sin) by silverinerivers for freefan1412
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga)
05 Nov 2021
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Still, that doesn’t mitigate the fact that something is off about William’s intentions for volunteering. He can’t seem to read William, not fully.
And to Sherlock, that alone makes him the most dangerous tribute in the Hunger Games. The one to watch out for; the one he’d bet on—if he wasn’t participating himself.
(A shiver runs down his spine at the thought. It should be fear; it’s not.)
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03 Jan 2026
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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17 Dec 2025
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and the fire and the rose are one by asazakura (cityofladies)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
02 Jun 2025
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In the aftermath of the failed heat mission that saw Gai open the Seventh Gate, Gai decides to train using heat-inducers. His Eternal Rival lends him a hand.
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- Part 2 of tales of a green rose
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14 Dec 2025
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“Somehow, she figured indifference would hurt less on a face that wasn’t Sasuke’s. She discovers too late that she is wrong.” - Post-war Inuzuka Kiba and Haruno Sakura. Reconciling what they need and what they deserve – namely each other.
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13 Dec 2025
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11 Dec 2025
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A mission goes awry, as they are wont to do.
At least this time it's in the fun way.
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(Kakasaku; explicit)
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10 Dec 2025
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In another universe, Uchiha Ren arranges a marriage for his son and inadvertently changes the fate of the entire clan.
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An extremely self-indulgent slow burn Shisui/OC fic in which a woman reborn as a sickly Uchiha girl discovers that this Sharingan thing that everyone raves about isn’t a superpower, it’s a damned congenital disease.- Language:
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03 Dec 2025
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Tobirama repays a life debt, then immediately lives his dream of calling a clan head an idiot to his face, and then it spirals in a way he didn’t expect and is not really prepared to handle
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27 Nov 2025
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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19 Nov 2025
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“H-hey-!”
The person squeaked as they fumbled with their phone.
“Sorry, I’m really sorry! But I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend. My sister is bringing my ex with her in a surprise ambush and I really don’t have another choice,” Zuko explained quickly, eyes on his coffee. “I will pay you. Just, please go along with this?”
“… I can’t,” the person said.
“What?” The answer brought Zuko up short. In the face of money, most people never said no. Keyword being ‘most’. “Why not?”
“Um…” the person wavered. “I’m a guy?”
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17 Nov 2025
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“I see.” Zuko closes the scroll. “Is the Water Tribe sending a replacement?”
“Uh yeah,” Sokka gestures to himself dramatically. “You’re looking at him.”
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17 Nov 2025
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"Shinobi, especially those above chuunin level or who have experience in warfare, should not be approached with any fast, secretive or possibly triggering movements. This can lead to a reflex that causes them to attack comrades and enemies indiscriminately without realizing their surroundings, and can prove especially dangerous for the less capable."
- Shinobi Handbook, Vol. 1 ch. 2Sakura doesn't think Naruto can even read, so she doesn't know why she expects him to know what's just the most important rule in the continued existence of their careers. Or lives.
Kami, Sakura isn't ready to die for this blonde idiot quite yet.
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06 Nov 2025
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Sakura is twelve when she queues up in front a desk with a bunch of other equally-terrified looking shinobi. The ages range from younger than her to old enough to be her grandpa.
The man sitting at the desk is stony-faced as he doles out assignments. Sakura obediently shuffles forward when it is her turn, and recites her shinobi identification number in a shaky voice when asked.
When the provost marshal looks at her, looks down at his paper, looks back at her, and grimaces, Sakura knows it’s not going to be good.
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How Sakura survives the war, told in bits and pieces.
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30 Oct 2025
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“…Come again?”
Tobirama should’ve learned by now that his preferred and efficient method of conveying information would never be enough for Hashirama. His brother, for all his greatness, often required the dots to be connected for him — sometimes drawn in crayon.
“They’re marriage proposals, Anija,” Tobirama repeated, this time with the slow patience reserved for children and overly sentimental brothers. He shuffled the top scrolls with sharp, practiced hands. “You’re already married and probably expecting an heir soon, which makes me the next eligible candidate for politically motivated courtship. The clans want unity. The daimyō want leverage. And apparently, the rest of the country wants a spectacle.”
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28 Oct 2025
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Tobirama could map the spread of a poison, trace the arc of a contagion. But this was something else. A pressure building beneath the surface of every mind in Konoha, eroding restraint, whispering that want was reason enough.
He’d already ruled out infection, chakra interference, genjutsu, mass hysteria. None of it accounted for the same hollow look in the eyes of some of the villagers or the sudden hunger that burned through the rest. Something deeper was threading through them all, and it had started here—seven days ago.
At the center of it sat the merchant’s gift he confiscated from Kagami.
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28 Oct 2025
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Sasuke left Sakura unconscious and defenceless of a bench, in a village still reeling from foreign invasion. There are consequences.
Edited, grammar checked, and mildly altered as of 12\11\23.
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- Part 3 of Naruto Oneshots Dump
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27 Sep 2025