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At no point in the accidental usurpation of Thorin as leader of The Company and the quest for Erebor, did Bilbo intend for this to turn into an exploration of cultural differences (and something that almost feels like group therapy). For some reason, the Dwarrows aren't complaining, and Bilbo isn't going to question it, as long as the lumoxes behave themselves and do as they're told.
Who knows, they all might yet survive this insane journey.
(Or, where Bilbo decides the Dwarves are all too stupid for him to endure this ridiculousness anymore and Does It Hobbit and the Dwarves suddenly get affectionate.)
*Please note, within this story there are mentions of the underage rape and subsequent pregnancy of an off-screen character. Mentions are brief in chapter 2, and a little more in depth chapter 4. While details are light and are more discussions of emotional aftermath, this may still be distressing to read for those with triggers. Please be cautious.
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14 Jun 2026
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In which Merlin wakes up and chooses violence, and decides not to rethink that choice.
Or: Merlin realizes that, if he's going to keep Arthur safe and keep his magic a secret, he will have to get a little bit physical. Arthur has to rethink everything in existence when he's suddenly forced to confront the fact that Merlin can fight, and is in fact, bloody dangerous
Or: The author randomly thought "Murder Twink Merlin" while re-watching the show, and decided it was his mission in life to make that a tag.
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- Part 1 of Murder Twink! Merlin
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13 Jun 2026
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Cat Burglar by Insane_Lollypop
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
17 Jan 2026
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the shire is gone....only 5 hobbits remain.... bilbo and 4 small hobbits. in order to survive Bilbo must become a thief.... he cant go back to erebor, he's still banished...but dale should be fine right? he will hide just in case. some misunderstandings cause nori to hate this secret thief not knowing it's bilbo. once he does find out, with the help of dori and ori, he's determined to help their hobbit and his new sons
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12 Jun 2026
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Kili nodded vigorously. "Right. Uncle Bilbo says it ruins the bouquet. I’ll go find him after lunch."
Dis froze, her quill hovering over a ledger. "Uncle who?"
...The Princess and the Lord of the Iron Hills formed an unlikely alliance. They spent the next forty-eight hours attempting to corner the mysterious Bilbo.
(they don't)
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11 Jun 2026
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bilbo's family visits him in erebor and they find out how the dwarfs treated him during the journey. they aren't happy
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11 Jun 2026