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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    Mack transfers to bc, after a traumatic incident, hoping that everything will be better there than at bu.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”

    Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Beautiful. Amazing. 100/10. No notes(except this note).

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    "Will thinks I'm trans!"

    Toff, sat on the couch paused, thumb poised over the screen of his phone. He was fairly used to Mack's unexpected entries to his home by now (once Cat had given him a key it was all over) but even for Mack this was certainly an entrance.

    "Mack, what—" he asked, blinking in confusion at Mack's clear distress (and lack of Will).

    "I told Will weeks ago that I'm an omega and I just learned that he's thought that I was trans this entire time."

    He knew he was being dramatic — perhaps even, jumping to conclusions — but this was a particular situation.

    Toff looked at him for a long moment. "Aren't you?"

    Mack's jaw dropped. "What?" he asked, scandalized.

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    Or where Mack hides the fact that he's an omega and there's some misunderstandings. Cue them both learning how to omega! At least a bit.

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    01 May 2026

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    Ilya: You respect my opinion as your captain, yes?
    Luca: Of course
    Ilya: My opinion is you should let this man rail you
    Shane: You can’t use your status as captain to make Luca have gay sex
    Ilya: Then what is the point of being captain?!

    Or: In their many, many group chats, the Centaurs guide (and embarrass) Luca through the crush he's hellbent on denying.

    (This is a prequel of when Luca and Archie first met/started dating. It can be read as a standalone)

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    22 Mar 2026