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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    At the threshold of a hotel room in Kaon, Megatronus steels himself to entertain his new patron. How difficult could it be, he reasons, to please one little bot for a night? It's only interface, after all, and he has plenty of experience with that.

    Or; Megatron Accidentally Cable Fucks God

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    04 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    An audio recording of the work written by neveralarch.

    Podfic length - 25:00

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    "This guided datawork module will assist you with maintaining focus and completing tasks in a timely manner. If you wish to exit the module at any time, please say 'stop' or 'discontinue.' Are you ready to proceed?"

     

     

    Ultra Magnus tries to make datawork 'sexy.'

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    04 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    The war is over. Peace has reigned for nearly three years. Optimus is looking forward to another day of simple bureaucracy instead of violence.

    And then Megatron gets arrested.

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    30 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Rung has a whole 20 kliks to himself between therapy sessions so obviously he uses it to masturbate.

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    18 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    On the third day after his ascension, Rodimus Prime goes to talk to God.
    In which Rung is in G1, both of these guys need therapy, and no-one is qualified to provide it.

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    18 Jun 2026