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1. the insufferably cruel life of Theo Raeken: an anti-love story by maraudersourwolf, wolfenboy (orphan_account)

   Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Nov 2018

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Liam Dunbar/Theo Raeken
   • Corey Bryant & Theo Raeken
   • Theo Raeken
   • Corey Bryant
   • Liam Dunbar
   • Woofpert the dog (OC)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • The Author Regrets Everything
   • Idiots in Love
   • Theo is a Little Shit
   • Best Friends Support
   • Best Friends Shienanigans
   • Swearing
   • Alternate Universe - Romantic Comedy
   • College
   • Bakery and Coffee Shop
   • Neighbours
   • Library
   • Trapped in Elevator
   • Locked In
   • Locked Out
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Sharing Body Heat
   • sharing umbrella
   • Woofpert is my Biggest Pride
   • Slow Burn
   • Pining
   • Mutual Pining
   • Emotionally Constipated Theo
   • Unresolved Romantic Tension
   • Romantic Face Punching
   • Drunken Confessions
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Attempt at Humor
   • 2018 Thiam Big Bang

   Summary

   Theo isn’t dumb.

   He’s read enough books, watched enough shows, seen enough movies and spiralled into fanfiction enough times to see where this is heading. He completely refuses to fill whatever Person A’s role is stored for him in life.

   No sir, that’s not his thing.

   Person B can pretty much suck his ass.

   Series

   • Part 4 of ps, ps, i have pets here

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