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Sawamura Daichi added Sugawara Koushi, Azumane Asahi, Nishinoya Yuu and 8 others to “Karasuno Volleyball-Team”
Wednesday 19:45/07:45PM
Sawamura Daichi: Good evening, everyone. We just had a meeting with Coach Ukai and Takeda-sensei, who suggested we have a groupchat for our team, to improve communication and get news out faster.
Nishinoya Yuu: owo what’s this?
Nishinoya Yuu: oh ok, lol
Hinata Shouyo: THAT’S A GREAT IDEA
Sugawara Koushi: i tried warning them that this might not be a good idea. they didn’t listen
Azumane Asahi: No, you didn’t, that was me
Sugawara Koushi: Lies.
Nishinoya Yuu: lmao get him babe!
Tsukishima Kei: I feel like this is a bad idea.
Ennoshita Chikara: same
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: stop being so pessimistic tsukishima!
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: this is great!
Tsukishima Kei: So you’re just going to ignore Ennoshita-san agreeing with me, huh
Yamaguchi Tadashi: that’s the gay-feelings-exclusion Tsukki, you know that
Hinata Shouyo: get rekt Tsukishima!
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: wHaT??
Ennoshita Chikara: what?
Tsukishima Kei: what’s that supposed to mean?
Sugawara Koushi: please no i'm not ready to suffer through more pining and lack of emotional intelligence and recognition of feelings
Yamaguchi Tadashi: notice how captain never yells at Suga-san? That’s because they’re gay for each other
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: WHAT?
Tsukishima Kei: ah, makes sense
Ennoshita Chikara: i’m very much aware of my gayness suga thank you very much
Sawamura Daichi: I don’t exclude Suga from punishments, what are you talking about?
Sugawara Koushi: sure you don't baby
Azumane Asahi: Yeah, right.
Sawamura Daichi: ????
Tsukishima Kei: suga-san, was daichi-san one of those people with lack of emotional intelligence you talked about?
Sugawara Koushi: yeah, it was adorable
Azuma Asahi: Yes, and it was painful
Shimizu Kiyoko: Yes, and it was very annoying
Nishinoya Yuu: Kiyoko-san!
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: KYIOKO-SAN! YOU’RE HERE TOOO!!
Shimizu Kyioko: And that would be my cue to leave
Sawamura Daichi: Oh, okay, so you just come and attack me like that Kiyoko, huh? I see how it is
Yamaguchi Tadashi: i’m living for this
Tsukishima Kei: stop being a whore for drama, yamaguchi
Yamaguchi Tadashi: stop trying to tell me what to do, Tsukki <33
Kageyama Tobio: hello what is this?
Tsukishima Kei: proof that you can’t read apparently
Kageyama Tobio: Fuck you
Hinata Shouyou: IT’S A GORPUCHAT FOR THE TEAM!!!
Tsukishima Kei: gorpuchat
Yamaguchi Tadashi: gorpuchat
Kinoshita Hisashi: gorpuchat
Kageyama Tobio: gorpuchat
Hinata Shouyou: wow.
Hinata Shouyou: I am .... disgusted?
Hinata Shouyou: I dedicate my entire life to our lord and saviour Volleyball and this is the thanks I get?
Hinata Shouyou: fuck you Kageyama
Ennoshita Chikara: i love how hisashi lurks and just comes out to make fun of hinata.
Kinoshita Hisashi: actually I was catching up with the messages and then joined in, but way to come after me chikara.
Narita Kazuhito: Can confirm
Sawamura Daichi: How do you know what Kinoshita is doing?
Narita Kazuhito: Sleepover
Sawamura Daichi: It’s a school night.
Narita Kazuhito: homosexuality
Sawamura Daichi: IT’S A SCHOOL NIGHT!
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: and here i thought Daichi-san wasn’t a prude
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: being with suga-san and all
Nishinoya Yuu: lmao
Kinoshita Hisashi : wanna bet Daichi-san’s spluttering like hell rn?
Sugawara Koushi: he is
Narita Kazuhito: HoW dO yOu KnOw WhAt DaIcHi Is DoInG?
Sugawara Koushi: vice Captain reasons
Sugawara Koushi: also gay stuff
Kinoshita Hisashi: It’S a ScHoOl NiGhT
Sawamura Daichi: I sense sass and I don’t like it.
Tsukishima Kei: jfc this chat is a trainwreck already
Nishinoya Yuu changed Sawamura Daichi’s name to Fathermura Dadchi
Nishinoya Yuu: that’s some real fatherly behaviour youre showing rn
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: Yuu you genius! LET’S DO FUN NAMES
Tsukishima Kei: god no
Nishinoya Yuu: FUCK YEAH
Nishinoya Yuu changed their name to Yuurlibero
Tanaka Ryuunosuke changed their name to thebestsenpai
Kinoshita Hisashi changed their name to NoShit
Ennoshita Chikara changed their name to NoShit
NoShit: bitch
NoShit: bitch
NoShit: change your fucking name, I had it first
NoShit: bitch
NoShit: bitch
Tsukishima Kei: jfc
Yamaguchi Tadashi changed Tsukishima Kei’s name to Blindishima
Blindishima: stop calling me out Yamaguchi
Blindishima changed Yamaguchi Tadashi’s name to Tamagutchi
Tamagutchi: “sToP cAlLiNg Me OuT yAmAgUcHi”
Tamagutchi: take a look at yourself you bitch
Sugawara Koushi: can you kids stop swearing at each other please
Fathermura Dadchi: I don’t like this.
Azumane Asahi: You brought it onto yourself Dadchi, stop complaining
Fathermura Dadchi: Fuck you.
Sugawara Koushi changed their name to Sugarwara
Yuurlibero changed Azumane Asahi’s name to SweetBabyJesus
Fathermura Dadchi: Ha!
Kageyama Tobio: What is going on, I’m confused
Blindishima: aren’t you always tho?
Blindishima changed Kageyama Tobio’s name to TheKingTM
TheKingTM: I hate you
Blindishima: same
Blindishima: also what’s new?
Hinata Shouyou: WOAAAAHHHH YOU ALL HAVE SUCH COOL NAMES!!!!!!
Hinata Shouyou changed their name to THESUN
Tamagutchi: damn bitch, okay
Sugarwara: stop insulting each other!!
SweetBabyJesus: you call me a pussy on the daily?
Sugarwara: L I E S
Yuurlibero: babe, continue being this savage I’m living for it and I love you
SweetBabyJesus: thanks?
Sugarwara: :(((( i expected better from you noya.
Fathermura Dadchi: I didn’t.
Narita Kazuhito: harsh
thebestsenpai: stop lurking and change your fucking user, bitch
Narita Kazuhito changed their name to Kazoohito
Kazoohito: i think its important to tell y’all that Chikara and Hisashi are currently arguing over the phone on who should changer their user
Kazoohito: its funny
Blindishima: i never expected ennoshita-san to be the kind to get so worked up over a user
Yuurlibero: well you thought wrong, bitch
Tamagutchi: lmao
Tamagutchi: for real tho Tsukki Ennoshita-san puts the fear of god into Tanaka-san and Noya-san
Yuurlibero: Ryuus into it tho
Sugarwara: i'm proud of ennoshita, he’ll keep all of you in check next year
thebestsenpai: Yuu wtf the fuck
thebestsenpai: wtf is that supposed to mean
Fathermura Dachi: Dear lord
Blindishima: jfc
TheKingTM: what’s happening?
THESUN: STUPIDYAMA can’t you read????
TheKingTM: fuck off, dumbass I'm bad with interrettertextual relationships
Blindishima: and texts in general
TheKingTM: fuck off
Tamagutchi: its true tho
TheKingTM: … I
TheKingTM: youre all very rude to me
THESUN: its not our fault youre stupid!!!!
SweetBabyJesus: is.. is no one gonna talk about Kageyamas way of spelling intertextual?
TheKingTM: YOU’RE JUST AS STUOID AS ME DUMBASS!!!
Blindishima: that’s also true
Sugarwara: interrettertextual is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
Sugarwara: Daichi looks like he doesn’t know wether to laugh or cry
Kazoohito: same
Kazoohito: also they’ve stopped arguing
NoShit changed their name to localshit
localshit: i officially hate Kinoshita Hisashi, he’s rude to me and a bitch
localshit: also this groupchat won’t be used for volleyball, ever, I predict this now
Sugarwara: why are you and kinoshita like this?
NoShit: like what?
Sugarwara: degrading towards yourself with your users
localshit: depression
NoShit: it’s youth culture, you wouldn’t understand, Suga-san
Yuurlibero: chikara, holy shit
Tamagutchi: lmao
localshit: it is what it is
thebestsenpai: yeah Suga-san, get hip with the youth
Fathermura Dadchi: we’re not that old you little shits. I know what a dab is!
Blindishima: oh my god…
Yuurlibero: i’m going to cry
Kazoohito: Hisashi is laughing hysterically rn
localshit: …
THESUN: daichi-san that’s old as fuck
Sugarwara: GASP
thebestsenpai changed Fathermura Dadchi’s name to Dabchi
thebestsenpai: this is the best day of my life
Dabchi: I sense that you are all making fun of me, and I don’t like it
SweetBabyJesus: well you’ll have to get hip with the youth culture then, huh?
Dabchi: Don’t act as if you know shit!
SweetBabyJesus: perks of having a meme-loving boyfriend 33
Dabchi: I hate you all, go to sleep!
Tamagutchi: It’s not even ten pm yet tho
Dabchi: SLEEP!!
Sugarwara: Go to sleep, children, or Daichi will make you run more drills tomorrow
Sugarwara: :)
Yuurlibero: suddenly im tired
Blindishima: wow my eyes sure keep falling shut
localshit: bed sounds amazing huh
thebestsenpai: boy, I sure love sleeping
Dabchi: GO! TO! BED!
THESUN: goodnight!!!!
23:11/11:11PM
Yachi Hitoka: Oh my god, I’m so sorry I didn’t respond earlier, I was busy and then you were all having a conversation and I didn’t want to disrupt anything! Goodnight to everyone!
Yachi Hitoka changed their name to AnxietyCentral
02:45/02:45AM
Shimizu Kyioko: It’s alright Hitoka-chan, you needn’t worry about that ;). I hope you sleep well.
Shimizu Kyioko changed their name to ManagerUnavailable
05:56/05:56AM
Dabchi: What the fuck were you doing up at that time Kyioko?
ManagerUnavailable: Insomnia
localshit: ohhh, worm
Dabchi: ? What’s that supposed to mean?
localshit: i relate to kyioko-san, get with the fucking times
Sugarwara: lmao get rekt, sweetie
Sugarwara: also i hope y’all are taking care of yourself and don’t overwork yourselves
localshit: no worries
ManagerUnavailable:^^
Thursday 12:30/12:30PM
AnxietyCentral: so, Tsukishima-kun just got kicked out of class
Sugarwara: WHAT
THESUN: ha!
Dabchi: How did that happen?
AnxietyCentral: I can’t really tell, I was sitting too far away but it had something to do with Tadashi, and he kept laughing and disrupting the class
Yuurlibero: im crying, this is amazing
TheKingTM: I never thought I’d see the day Tsukishima gets punished for being an asshole :))
thebestsenpai: @Tamagutchi: EXPLAIN!!!!
Tamagutchi: ok, so, in my defence I didn’t think it was that funny
Tamagutchi: but like, we aren’t really allowed to sit next to each other in classes usually because of "disruptive behaviour" and "distracting other students" or whatever
Tamagutchi: anyway, today the guy who usually sits next to me was sick, and Tsukki decided we sit together because we're cool like that
Tamagutchi: only that i don't really get what's going on and i have a habit of talking to myself yk, so the teacher asked what we'll do next with this task and i go "cry" under my breath because yk. i do that a lot
Tamagutchi: he just lost his shit???? he just choked on his spit or something and didn’t stop laughing?????
Tamagutchi: it wasn’t even that funny but he couldn’t calm down and then he got sent outside for the rest of the lesson
Tamagutchi: so rip tsukki
Sugarwara: I’m…
Sugarwara: wow
thebestsenpai: i didn't even know tsukishima could laugh
thebestsenpai: especially not at something that stupid
localshit: yamaguchi I’m proud of you
Tamagutchi: heheh thank you ennoshita-san
Tamagutchi: wait, why?
localshit: because tsukishima prides himself on being outwardly stoic and seeming like he doesn't care and you fucked that up for him
Blindishima: i didn’t ask for you to psychoanalyse me ennoshita-san
Blindishima: also it’s true, fuck you yamaguchi
Tamagutchi: it’s not my fault you have a shit sense of humour now is it
Blindishima: shut the fuck up yamaguchi
Tamagutchi: sorry Tsukki :P
Dabchi: Why are you all texting? Don’t you have to be in class?
Blindishima: so funny story-
Dabchi: I’m aware of it and not pleased.
thebestsenpai: ooohhhh youre in TROUBLE
localshit: you’ll be too, if you don’t get off your phone this second
thebestsenpai: oh shit
Yuurlibero: lmao Ryuu
Blindishima: w h i p p e d
localshit: Yuu
Yuurlibero: and that’s my cue to leave
Blindishima: jfc y’all are weak
localshit: get off your damn phone Tsukishima, you’re in enough trouble as it is
Blindishima: bye then