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1. Petty Catharsis by Anna_Hopkins for MistyTheGhost

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Jul 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Harry Potter/Voldemort
   • Harry Potter
   • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Oral Sex
   • Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Prompt Fic
   • Prompt Fill

   Summary

   (or: a Most Academic Examination of the Data)

   Prompt fill for Aru: Harry sends Voldemort anonymous hatemail, trolling him in childish ways. Instead of being pissed, Voldemort indulges him and starts responding, clapping back with witty comebacks. Harry sends him a crude drawing of a naked Voldemort with a dick so small it curls inwards. Voldemort responds with his actual measurements, and a detailed drawing.

   Harry doesn’t write back for days. His stupid plan for petty catharsis backfired, and now he can’t stop thinking about Voldemort’s dick.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Petty Catharsis

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