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virgy virge has created a group chat!
virgy virge has named the group chat was edgar allen poe murdered?
virgy virge has added logan , h duke , and skye masterson to was edgar allen poe murdered?
virgy virge : so
virgy virge : english projects, am i right?
logan : i can confirm that he may, in fact have been murdered.
logan : but what does this have to do with our project about the great gatsby?
virgy virge : oh my bad
virgy virge has named the group chat was nick gay for gatsby?
logan : thank you.
h duke : record scratch?
h duke : logan doesn’t use proper capitalization?
h duke : more shocking news at eight
logan : roman changed it and i don’t care enough to change it back.
h duke : ew why were you hanging out with roman
logan : because we’re all friends.
logan : and other obvious reasons.
h duke : ????
h duke : what obvious reasons??
logan : oh.
logan : so you don’t know.
h duke : ????
logan: don’t worry about it.
h duke: well now you have to tell me?
logan : Don’t Worry About It.
h duke has added h chandler to the chat!
h duke: Roman What Are You And Logan Doing Together????
h chandler : did i not tell you???
h chandler : whoops
virgy virge : oh i gotta see this convo
logan : remus, i swear to god, don’t worry about it.
h chandler : awww you didn’t change the settings
h chandler : <3333333
virgy virge : that’s some gay shit
h chandler : yeah no shit virge
h duke : ro, focus
h chandler : right
h chandler : anyways
h chandler : all i can say is that
h chandler has changed logan ’s name to bottom !
bottom : ROMAN
h duke : WHAT THE FUCK
h chandler : bye bye!
h chandler has left the chat!
bottom : virgil, change the setting that allows people to change other people’s nicknames, please.
virgy virge : that was wild
virgy virge : also no
virgy virge : lo, don’t come to the usual spot for lunch, remus is losing his shit
h duke : BECAUSE HE’S FUCKING MY BROTHER
virgy virge : no, pay attention to logan’s name
h duke : HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
skye masterson : what on earth is going on here
virgy virge : why is your name that
skye masterson : infamous liar
skye masterson : duh
virgy virge :
virgy virge : sure
h duke : HOW ARE YOU GUYS SO CALM ABOUT THIS
virgy virge : because we all knew dumbass
skye masterson : they aren’t exactly subtle
bottom : honestly.
bottom : wait, hold on.
bottom has changed their name to space gay !
space gay : that’s better.
h duke : no no no
h duke has changed space gay ’s name to FUCKING LIAR !
FUCKING LIAR : you are a child.
h duke : is there anyone else in our friend group that is sleeping together????
skye masterson : uh
skye masterson : are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?
h duke : who????
virgy virge : hey
h duke : MOTHER FUCKER
FUCKING LIAR : can we please talk about how gatsby’s ‘american dream’ was doomed from the start?
FUCKING LIAR : because i have a lot of feelings on the matter.
h duke : i think we all knew that this group chat was never about the project
FUCKING LIAR
: fair enough.