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1. Nerds In A Superstore by milktasteslikegood

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Nov 2014

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John Egbert/Dave Strider
   • John Egbert
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Bro (Homestuck)
   • Walmart
   • awkward old people dancing
   • virgin dave
   • Closeted Character
   • Bad references
   • Basically a Rom-Com
   • iron man pajamas
   • Frottage
   • Sexual Content
   • Fluff and Smut
   • children love karkat
   • Humanstuck
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Milkshakes
   • One Shot

   Summary

   When Dave Strider can't sleep he decides to pick up college boys in Walmart instead (ok not really but that shit happened anyway)

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   English

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