Work Text:
KingIzu has changed their name to Enraged
Enraged: I have never been more upset in my life
PikaCHU: shit if izu is mad you know its bad
Spoderman: yeah what happened
Enraged: so most of this is classified but
CopyCat: an excellent way to start any conversation, in my opinion
Enraged: there is a little girl who’s probably being abused to the point where toshi’s history is a loving family
Enraged: and I’m going to kick someone’s ass
NYOOM: how horrible!
LSD: you know it’s bad when iida doesn’t even call you out for language
MuffinMan: that’s awful D:<
Enraged: yeah I can’t even tell you the extent of things that are going down because again, confidential, but remember when toshi said I’ll find a way to take down a criminal organization
Enraged: that has now become a promise
PrinceToshi: ok that’s definitely breaking the classified label, but I support you
RockSolid: I’m very upset
Kirby: hey kiri! Wanna spar?
NYOOM: it is 10pm! It is not the time to spar!
RockSolid: oh my god yes, give me two minutes
NYOOM: no!
Kirby: good I need to punch something
datBoi: tokoyami do you have tips for managing anger because I do not want to punch things but I have a lot of anger to release in other ways that hopefully do not include screaming because Aizawa will likely punish me if I disrupt his sleep, kero
PrinceToshi: you think he’s sleeping after that? No way in hell lmao, you’d probably be fine
LifeIsPain: I do have a few methods. Momo, can I use your tea?
MOMo: yes, of course! I need some as well.
RockSolid: momo, fat said we’re supposed to meet him again tomorrow for something or other
MOMo: I recall, thank you Eijiro.
RockSolid: ok time to Destroy.
NYOOM: I must insist you remain in the dorms!
Enraged: iida I love you but if I stay in the dorms right now I will likely destroy them
PrinceToshi: meet you in the courtyard?
Enraged: fuck yes
CopyCat: the more he swears the more concerned I get
IcyHot: it’s kinda hot
CopyCat: that is NOT what I meant
IcyHot: yeah I know
IcyHot: but I hope you fuck the guy up @Enraged
Enraged: I will!
LSD: so now that all the work studies kids (who are apparently all on the same case???) are calming down through violence and/or tea
LSD: how is everyone else doing, I guess
NYOOM: it is past curfew, we should all be in bed!
PikaCHU: nah
Spoderman: nah
MuffinMan: some people are actually asleep, as denoted by who isn’t responding
Octodad: no I’m here too, I’m helping fumi and company meditate
MuffinMan: ok so that’s, what, Ojiro, Hagakure, Aoyama, and Kouda?
Jacked: I know I was lurking but damn
MuffinMan: no I saw you were online and I also watched you come into the kitchen 5 minutes ago to get a glass of water
Jacked: aight so 16 of us are here
Jacked: minus maybe 4-8 if we include the people who are trying not to go on a murderous rampage
CopyCat: hey we all have our provisional licenses, right
NYOOM: you better not be implying what I think you are…
CopyCat: oh I 1000% am
CopyCat: iida just go to bed, trust me
NYOOM: even if I were to sleep, I could read the backlog of the chat!
LSD: unless we deleted the messages!
NYOOM: please don’t break the law
PikaCHU: ah, but you see, the beauty of having provisional licenses is that technically if we happen to stumble upon crime, we can totally act
IcyHot: something tells me seeking out whoever is the abuser is does not count as “stumbling upon crime”
NYOOM: it does not!
Spoderman: but what if we’re just like, out for a walk on the day they make a move and happen to see them engaging with the criminal organization that we’re apparently dealing with?
NYOOM: …
LSD: he’s got ya there, iida!
NYOOM: please do not.
PikaCHU: I’m just saying if I happen to come across my buddies on a raid then I’m gonna lend a hand
IcyHot: do you think any of their agencies are accepting more interns
PikaCHU: oh shit good question maybe I can convince Aizawa to take some of us
Octodad: you are fools if you think he’s going to bring anyone. I’m surprised he’s not pulling everyone out of work studies if it’s as serious as izuku and hitoshi were implying
Jacked: he has a point, if it was enough to make even Kirishima mad, you know it’s bad
Spoderman: kiri and izu, the sunshine boys - if they’re mad, shit’s bad
LSD: it’s true and you should say it
CopyCat: I think I might be able to convince Aizawa to let me on the mission
CopyCat: because if nothing else I’m an extra copy of any quirk, including his
CopyCat: hang on let me text midnight
PikaCHU: isn’t she your mom?
CopyCat: yes that’s why I’m texting her
PikaCHU: then why do you call her midnight???
CopyCat: because it’s been like, two months?
CopyCat: not sure if I’m ready to commit
LSD: that’s super valid and I support you
Spoderman: so if there’s 7 of us plus iida who’s supposed to be in BED
NYOOM: I do not see how I am supposed to be in bed and you are not, but go off, I guess
LSD: damn did he just meme or am I seeing things
PikaCHU: I taught him that one :)
Spoderman: anyway since there’s 7 of us
Spoderman: anyone want to play games in the common room while we wait for the violence to stop
LSD: heck yeah! I wanna play UNO!
IcyHot: I will play until Izuku comes back in
PikaCHU: same but other brother
MuffinMan: eh, what the heck, it’s not like we have school tomorrow
NYOOM: we do???
CopyCat: since we don’t have school tomorrow, sure
NYOOM: @MOMo please help
MOMo: no
Jacked: she really told you to perish, damn, that’s my queen
Jacked: also I’m down for uno
PikaCHU: iida just go to bed
MuffinMan: if it makes you feel better we will be keeping it down and if Aizawa comes to yell at us
MuffinMan: well, we’ll point out the people definitely breaking curfew
Jacked: ice cold
IcyHot: can we throw kirishima and uraraka under the bus first
Jacked: ice cold
LSD: yeah they are less likely to get grounded lol
Spoderman: on the other hand, the boys are more likely to be able to talk him out of punishment if they tell him their reason
LSD: truth
PikaCHU: see yall downstairs in a sec
The Teacher Chat
Momnight: hey sho how do you feel about taking Phantom Thief with you as another intern
Dadzawa: idk, how do YOU feel, he’s your kid
Momnight: I trust you, he wanted to know. Apparently the other work study kids came back pissed to all hell
Yamadad: sho came back the same way
Dadzawa: personally I think we should kick out every kid
Dadzawa: because this is incredibly dangerous
Momnight: I sense a but
Dadzawa: but
Momnight: there it is
Dadzawa: a copy quirk is incredibly useful
Dadzawa: if he really really wants to
Dadzawa: and you’re ok with it
Dadzawa: then he can join me and Hitoshi
Yamadad: after he’s briefed
Dadzawa: yeah, after he’s briefed
Momnight: on a scale of small time robbery to kamino
Momnight: how bad are we talking
Dadzawa: well it’s classified, but
UncleGun: I love that there’s a but in that statement
Dadzawa: its not as bad as Kamino because we don’t have the demon that is AfO
Dadzawa: but it’s probably a 9 for danger
Yamadad: a 9?! Is it too late to pull the kids
Dadzawa: they wanted in. And it’s only really a 9 because it’s organized crime.
Blockhead: shit, you’re on the Shie Haissakai case?
Blockhead: shit, the kids are on the SH case?
Dadzawa: yes
Dadzawa: nem you still ok with that
Momnight: less ok
Momnight: but if he still wants to after he’s briefed…
GrannyChiyo: I like none of this
GrannyChiyo: do you want me on site
Dadzawa: I can ask nighteye, but that would probably be helpful. We have a few weeks still, but I can let you know when we plan on having the raid so you can be in the area at least
GrannyChiyo: if this is the case Izuku called me about, with the little girl, I want to be there, thank you
SmallMight: I thought the yakuza was all but gone?
Ghostbusters: it kind of is, but on the other hand, it really isn’t, just a lot quieter with the rise of villains
UncleGun: wait a minute, back up, little girl?
GrannyChiyo: I do believe this is classified information
UncleGun: there’s a kid involved?
UncleGun: that’s fucked up
BloodBag: does this have anything to do with why a good fifth of your class is currently breaking curfew
Dadzawa: yeah I checked already it’s the work study kids and they looked like they needed to blow off steam
Dadzawa: as long as it doesn’t affect their studies idaf rn
BloodBag: yeesh, sounds like it’s bad
Dadzawa: it…
Dadzawa: yeah, it is
Yamadad: I think we need to be with the kids rn, both of them are on the team
Yamadad: plus you guys can’t see but sho looks like he’s either going to pass out or throttle someone, so we could all use some cats and family
Yamadad: see you guys later
Blockhead: these kids are working their asses off
SmallMight: it’s noticeably the work study students
Dadzawa: it’s pretty simple
Dadzawa: they have something to fight for
Dadzawa: @GrannyChiyo 830 hours is the start, tomorrow
GrannyChiyo: very well
Yamadad: everyone else is watching the news, right
UncleGun: my nephews are there, ofc I’m watching the news
Momnight: this isn’t live, right?
Ghostbusters: no it’s on about a ten minute delay
Yamadad: he’d text us if something happened
Yamadad: he would
Momnight: unless he couldn’t
Yamadad: please don’t say that
UncleGun: your kids all have phones, you’d get news if something happened
Blockhead: this looks bad
Blockhead: like
Blockhead: really bad
Yamadad: it’s going to be fine
Yamadad: it has to be
UncleGun: I’m not one to swear
UncleGun: BUT WTF IS THAT
BloodBag: yamada and kayama are currently hyperventilating and we can’t even see their kids
UncleGun: maybe it’s the fact that THE FUCKING ROAD SUNK INTO THE GROUND?
SPAAACE: Ryukyu and her team are getting people out
Ghostbusters: oh god that’s a lot of blood
HesAStoat: Recovery Girl and the paramedics on scene have confirmed Sir Nighteye is likely to live
Blockhead: oh thank god, there are the kids
UncleGun: kan tell zashi his husband and kids are fine
UncleGun: and that neito is with his uncle and staring down the villain
UncleGun: wait shit is that overhaul
UncleGun: WTF WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT???
SPAAACE: looks kinda like the nomu
SmallMight: Mirio is fighting him, it should be fine
Blockhead: am I imagining that golden glow
HesAStoat: that is Eri, the little girl that was the objective for this raid. It appears to be her quirk.
LabSafety101: holy shit wait a second
LabSafety101: one of overhaul’s arms is now attached to his leg
LabSafety101: that might be Stick Gum
Yamadad: ARE YOU TELLING ME IZUKU GOT WITHIN KNIFE RANGE OF FUCKING OVERHAUL???
Yamadad: THAT BOY IS SO FUCKING GROUNDED
LabSafety101: why isn’t he overhauling is off tho
Blockhead: neito and aizawa are alternating erasure
Momnight: oh god it’s over
Ghostbusters: there is so much blood
Dadzawa: no one is dead, I’ll be back in 2 hours
Yamadad: why???
Dadzawa: paperwork
Dadzawa: the kids are fine, they’ll be back sooner, especially neito
UncleGun: what’s your definition of “fine”
Dadzawa: izuku was shot, but with one of the quirk cancelling bullets so n/a
Dadzawa: everyone else is roughed up but no one needs more than a few hours of observation aside from him
Yamadad: he was SHOT?!
Dadzawa: if it wasn’t him, it would have been Mirio, which would have been bad
SmallMight: 0_0
Dadzawa: sure it’s not great, but he doesn’t have a quirk and it didn’t do a lot of damage, the bullets are more like darts
BloodBag: I’m just glad everyone is ok
Dadzawa: we all are
Dadzawa: alright, paperwork done
Dadzawa: now
Yamadad: wait can I do this one
Dadzawa: yeah ok
Yamadad: awesome
Yamadad: ahem
Yamadad: got a new stray
UncleGun: please let this bit die
Momnight: please never let this bit die
SPAAACE; ooo, send pics of the kitty!
UncleGun: 13 no
SPAAACE: we gotta stick to the script
Yamadad: [image.jpg]
Ghostbusters: yamada that’s a kid
UncleGun: ecto?? I thought we were buds
Blockhead: how legal is this
UncleGun: I’m disowning all of you
Yamadad: what do you mean this is my kid now
SPAAACE: aizawa did you kidnap a child??? (also off script but this is the kid from the raid, right)
Dadzawa: I said I had paperwork, didn’t I?
Yamadad: snipe idk why you’re making such a big deal out of this
Blockhead: hang on, back to the legality, this is the kid from the raid, right?
Dadzawa: yes this is eri
Yamadad: she’s very cute :)
UncleGun: SHO I STG
SPAAACE: oh hey, sticking to the script!
Dadzawa: yeah the kid needed a home, and a safe one, so I merely exercised the age old adage: finders keepers
HesAStoat: I can assure everything it is entirely legal, and honestly, should be expected at this point.
SmallMight: Young Aizawa, I…
UncleGun: really, yagi? Even you?
Dadzawa: gov’t approves, we’re good, she’s mine forever now, thanks
Ghostbusters: how old is this kid, she’s tiny
GrannyChiyo: she is six and severely malnourished. That’s what comes from being in her situation…
Momnight: ok that’s about as far as we can take the script
UncleGun: thank god it’s finally over, please let’s never let this bit happen again
UncleGun: none of you are allowed to have children
Momnight: I mean I used mine for my girlfriend
UncleGun: no one is allowed to add people to their lives
Ghostbusters: is this a bad time to mention I’m making new friends
UncleGun: I will find you and shoot you
UncleGun: your bones will disintegrate
Blockhead: how do guns make your bones disintegrate?
UncleGun: Perseverance
Dadzawa: anyway she is very shy but the boys love her and she likes them a lot, especially Izuku, who was the first to see her with Lemillion
SmallMight: I am very glad she has a good place to go
Yamadad: yagi really went from “why are you adopting children” to “I’m glad you adopted that child”
Yamadad: now that’s growth
Dadzawa: I think we’ve all done a bit of growing
Momnight: duh! We’re not even a year out and so much has changed
Blockhead: for good, mostly
Ghostbusters: heh, yeah, mostly
UncleGun: I guess it has
GrannyChiyo: if nothing else, we have saved more people, and it’s that what being a hero is about?
LabSafety101: and it’s not even just us, the kids have grown too, even if it was faster than they should have had to
BloodBag: oh, now that’s a truth if I’ve heard one
I Hunger: I wonder how much growing they’ll do by the time their three years are up?
Yamadad: if they’re anything like us, probably a lot
HesAStoat: they are certainly full of surprises! I can’t wait to see what the future holds for them!
Dadzawa: you know?
Dadzawa: I can’t either.
Bonus:
Enraged has renamed PrinceToshi to Oldest
Enraged has changed their name to Middle
Jacked: wait what does that mean
Middle: :)
CopyCat: wait wait wait
CopyCat: is this what I think it is
Oldest: :)
PikaCHU: I'm confused
Middle: [image.jpg]
CopyCat: it is!!!!
Middle: I’m no longer the youngest!!!