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Published:
2021-04-12
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2022-02-22
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Tattoo: My Crush is a Gangster

Summary:

Bumping into your past crush who flashed you in broad daylight four years ago isn't a trip down the beach. Most people would cuss them out. Beat them. Or ignore them. Or pretend that never happened.

But what will Valentine do?

Answer: How would I know?! Nothing was ever normal when it came to Kaoru Hanayama.

Notes:

Note to all readers!

This Canon Compliant what-if fic is basically a story surrounding the poor gal Hanayama traumatized after she confessed her feelings to him. I never knew there was a Baki Gaiden: Scarface, but once I got a taste of it (through LR Shion's Youtube channel go check it out!) I couldn't stop. This fic revolves greatly around Hanayama's own adventures in the Baki universe (especially from the Baki Gaiden OVA's).

I really wanted to know what happened to the girl after our man basically flashed her his junk in broad daylight. Reading the comments over Hanayama's action has led me to believe that he did so due to many reasons, mostly concerning safety. Not a lot of people go through their lives experiencing that...I hope. So my head started playing with ideas like what if she somehow met him again after four years apart. It felt so much like a Reddit story that I had to write it.

Here's to reading more of my dumpster-fire brain-rot writings.

:P

Chapter 1: Prologue

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Not a lot of people can say they’ve seen a person’s face explode. Then again, what did you expect when the friend of a friend of your friend’s boyfriend was a mob boss? Nothing less, right?

Also. Did Valentine mention he was her friendly neighborhood flasher, too?!

But her knowing that doesn’t make things any better, at least for the scared-mindless couple in the corner who would probably be stuck in therapy for months to come. It didn’t help that Valentine was part of said duo that decided on that fateful night to drag themselves right into the crime scene.

Who the hell thought 10 PM strolls was a great date idea anyway?! Koichi was so not going on a second one. If they made it out alive, that was.

And where was Kaoru’s face?! Were those teeth showing from under his cheeks?!

Her stomach lurched. She was going to be sick.