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1. The Hardships of Courtships in the Bagginshield Ship by alkjira

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Jan 2015

   Tags

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   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Kíli
   • Fíli
   • Dwalin
   • Parody
   • Metafiction
   • Purple Prose
   • Out of Character
   • Crack
   • abuse of adverbs
   • Bad Sex
   • Deliberate Badfic
   • some squick
   • Breaking the Fourth Wall

   Summary

   "I am very majestic," Thorin agreed gently, almost moved to tears as well by the plight of his beloved burglar. "That is true."

   Bilbo sniffed again and wiped at his eyes, convinced that Thorin would never love him.

   "But I love you," Thorin continued and proceeded to stick his tongue down Bilbo's throat, because making out with someone who was crying seemed like a reasonable idea.

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