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Christmas in July
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You don’t understand why Izzie chose ‘Christmas’ as her wedding theme. Especially because the wedding is in July. It is the middle of summer and you need to organize a Christmas themed bachelorette party. Does she even realize how extremely difficult it is to find Christmas decorations in July, you really get that she loves Christmas, but a themed party in July? Come on! Anyway, here you are, strolling around the stores looking for anything Christmas related. You hate Christmas and this is not helping with making you love it.
You kinda envy George, he has it a lot easier organizing Alex’s bachelor party. Especially since he isn’t that big set on the whole theme but is going along with it for the sake of Izzie, that is a lot easier than your task. What you think is weird though is that George invited Derek and Burke as well, but what is even weirder is that Izzie insisted on inviting Addison, Arizona, Callie, Teddy, Erica and Bailey. You can’t really understand why she would want that; you wouldn’t ever want one of your bosses – let alone six of them – on your bachelor party. You would want to let loose and get drunk and just have fun without thinking ab0ut what they would think of you.
That being said, you were kinda surprised by the fact that only Bailey said she couldn’t make it. You don’t know if she actually can’t make it, or if she just doesn’t want to hang out with a bunch of drunk interns. So here you are, getting enough supplies for everyone, ten women in total. Jeeez, you cannot even start to imagine the drama that’ll play out next week.
Finally, after too much hours shopping for Christmas decorations, you’ve got all you need. Head decorations, plates, cups, silverware, even food for ten women to have fun. So here you are, setting everything up, you even have games prepared and there should be a stripper coming in at some point. At this point, you just hope Izzie will like the party you organized for her, because you don’t even know if it is what she wants.
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You are walking back to your car with Izzie and Cristina after dress shopping when your phone dings with an incoming text message.
*Everyone is here already; you guys can come back safely. – Callie Torres*
Phew, at least that went according to plan. Everyone should be in your house hiding in the living room and surprise Izzie when coming back, Lexie, Callie, Arizona, Addison, Erika, Teddy and even Sadie. That is the list of people Izzie gave you, so you went ahead and invited them all. You have to admit inviting Addison was slightly awkward, with you stealing her husband from her and then breaking up with him, but it seemed like she was unfazed by it.
*Flashback*
“Uhm, Hi,” You started.
“Dr. Grey,” Addison cleared her throat, “What can I help you with?” She asked.
“So, as you know, Izzie is getting married in a few weeks and I am organizing her bachelorette party. She told me it would mean a lot to her if you could make it, but only if it’s no problem of course. I mean, we all know you have a crazy busy schedule, with saving babies and all,” you started rambling.
“Grey, don’t forget to breath. Of course, I would love to be there, it’ll be my pleasure.”
“Okay, uhm, how about you shoot me a text whenever you can, and I will fill you in with all the details. Uhm, I was planning on having it at my house, but I could always see if I can find a better location,” you offered.
“Why? Because you used to screw my husband there? If you don’t want that to be a part of it, a lot of places would fail to be an option,” she said with something that looked like a smirk.
“Oh, uhm… I-I didn’t mean… I mean, sure. Ok, you’re right. About that, sorry again, I should’ve known, and I shouldn’t have done it, I should have done a lot of other things,” you apologize.
“Oh, shut it Grey. Our marriage was over way before you came into the picture. Just make sure you have some decent alcohol and we’ll see it as forgiven.”
“Yes, sure. I will ask everyone their favorites, so I’ll have something for everyone’s liking.”
*End of flashback*
She later texted you that her favorites are either, gin or a good red wine, but that most drinks will work for her. You also got the favorites from the other attendings, so you at least knew what alcohol to get everyone, that was the easiest part. Now you were feeling some dread, knowing some of your bosses would be actually at the party. But, anything for Izzie, she finally was able to get Alex to settle down, that was one big achievement on its own, so you definitely didn’t want to stand in the way of that.
“SURPRISE!!” You hear the women yell.
“Oh my god, guys, this is amazing,” clearly Izzie, “thank you so much for organizing this.”
“Oh, just wait with thanking me, the night is still young,” you kinda laugh off, hoping everything goes according to plan.
After a couple of hours, most of the food has been eaten. You got penis-shaped pasta, which Addison kindly offered to cook, and oh my, that woman can cook you think, you were wondering why Derek let her go, that woman makes an excellent housewife. After the pasta and some wine, which everyone was drinking through a Christmas tree shaped straw, it was time for some penis cupcakes and a big cake in the shape of a Christmas tree. Since it is July after all, you couldn’t really find all decorations in the Christmas theme, so you went for the normal penis shaped decorations. So, people could either choose to get a headband with wiggly penises on top or a Christmas hat.
“Let’s play a game,” Callie suggested.
“Yes,” you say, “I wrote down some ideas and put them in the hat, so let Izzie grab one and let’s start with that game.”
“Oeh, I like that!” Izzie exclaims.
“Of course, you do,” says Cristina, “it’s in a Christmas hat for fucks sake.”
“Cristina, let her,” you start, “Okay Iz, here you go.”
“Okay, let’s see. ‘Secret Santa’, how will that work exactly?” Izzie asks.
“Okay, so, everyone brought a gift for you, you can open them one by one and after each gift you guess who you think gave it to you. If you guessed correct you can get the next one and so on, but if you make a wrong guess, you have to do one ‘punishment’ per wrong guess at the end of the game,” you explain.
As Izzie takes the first gift, you see Addison walk over to the kitchen to get herself more wine, on her way back she motions to you if she can put on some music, you motion back that that is absolutely fine.
“Hmm, a stethoscope,” Izzie states, “I guess that would have to be Lexie.”
When she looks at Lexie, she sees her shaking her head, “try again,” She says.
“Okay…” she looks around the circle of women, the only one not meeting her gaze is Callie, “Callie?” She guesses.
“Correct, I thought it might’ve been a cool gift, check the engravement.” When she goes to read what it says, she sees ‘Izzie Karev’ engraved on the side of it.
“Okay, next,” you say.
The next gift is too easy to guess, it was sage, so Izzie guessed Cristina, she had to be the giver of this gift with all the ‘Evil Spawn’ jokes.
The next gift threw you off, since you didn’t know what to buy you just went for a purple vibrator, but the next gift she opens shows a very pink and very big dildo. “For whenever Alex has to stay at the hospital,” Says Sadie, after Izzie guessed it was from her.
Izzie just made three mistakes, the stethoscope, your purple vibrator, she thought Arizona had given her that one, but she ended up giving her a Kamasutra book. But the next gift you never would’ve guessed either. She took a tiny, neatly wrapped gift from the pile, and when she opened it, it revealed a small, edible, candy bra and matching panties. You could see the blush spreading on Izzie’s face when she called your name, thinking you got this for her, and damn, you should have, but no, “I’m sorry Iz, I wish I got you this, this is cool, whoever got you this has one dirty mind,” you said. Turns out, that one dirty mind belongs to none other than Dr. Addison Adrianne Forbes Montgomery. Shoot you now, you think.
“Ha, no, no dirty mind. Just I thought about how much Derek liked this when I got this for our marriage, so I though Alex might appreciate this on your honeymoon,” Addison said, but she didn’t look Izzie in the eye when she said this, no, she looked you straight in the eyes.
Turns out, Lexie got her a doctor’s kit, Callie the stethoscope, Arizona the Kamasutra book, Addison edible underwear, Erika gave her a blender, Teddy a brand-new mixer, Sadie a pink dildo and you gave her a purple vibrator.
Since Izzie made three mistakes, she gets three ‘punishments’ in the next game. The next game will be truth or dare or drink, but Izzie cannot drink to get away with not answering a truth or doing a dare, the first three rounds she has to. She could always transfer her ‘punishments’ to the next game, but who knows what that’ll be. Small twist to the game, they will use one of the empty bottles of wine to spin and see who they will be asking truth or dare to. Since everyone had quite some alcohol, this was about to get interested.
You go grab the wine bottle, and hand it over to Izzie, who places it in the middle of the circle and gives it a good spin. It goes agonizing slow, but finally lands on Addison. “Addison, truth or dare?”
“Truth,” Addison says.
“What age did you lose your virginity?
“I was pretty late, seventeen, at prom, with Skippy Gold…” Addison trailed off. “My turn,” She said after a short break. She gives the bottle a big spin and of course it lands on you.
“Meredith, truth or dare?”
“Uhm, let’s go with truth.”
“Who was your worst lay?” Addison asks bluntly.
“I think that has to be that Steve guy…” she starts, “Oh the one with the priapism?!” Cristina adds, “Yes, that one, it wasn’t that good and the day after was just terribly awkward, with Derek treating him.”
“I bet,” Addison says.
“Arizona, truth or dare?” You ask.
“Dare.”
“I dare you to passionately kiss someone in this room for at least 3o seconds.”
Arizona didn’t have to have this said twice, she turns her head and takes Callie’s head in her hands and starts kissing her.
“Lexie, truth or dare?”
“I’m going with…” Lexie starts, before she is interrupted by a knock on the door.
“Oh, yeah, I forgot about this part. Izzie, it’s for you, can you open the door?” You asked her, getting a chair ready in the middle of the room for Izzie to sit on.
The moment Izzie comes back with a police officer, the music starts playing and the ‘officer’ starts his routine search on Izzie. Izzie is flushed, she cannot believe you got her a stripper, and a really hot one as well. You think it is kind of uncomfortable, but you go with it for Izzie’s sake. You can see Cristina eying Teddy the whole time, but when you turn your head to look at the other women, you see Addison eying you again, and it looks like she is even licking her lips. You must be hallucinating you think, it must be the tequila, so you do the only logical thing, drink more of it, more tequila, more love, more everything.
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Half an hour later, lots of giggles and even more alcohol consumed, the stripper leaves the ‘frat house’ and the women continue their little game.
“So, Lexie, truth or dare?” Arizona asks once again.
“Oh yeah, uhm, let’s go with… truth.”
“Boring… would you go down on someone in this room?”
Lexie is flushed right away, she gulps and starts stammering, “U-uhm, I-I don’t, I don’t know…” she thinks for a while, “You know what? I think I’m gonna drink,” She chokes out eventually, preparing a tequila shot and downs it right away.
“Callie, truth or dare?”
“Truth.”
“What did you think of the kiss with Arizona earlier?” Lexie asks her innocently.
“It was amazing, like the first kiss, like all the other kisses didn’t matter, like the right one,” Callie says, and everyone swoons because of the answer.
“Okay, let’s get back to the game…” Callie spins the bottle and it lands on Addison.
“Addie, truth or dare?” Callie asks Addison challenging.
“Dare!” Addison says full of determination.
“I dare you to copy whatever that stripper just did…” Callie starts to say.
“Oh, I can do that! Watch me,” Addison replies.
“On Meredith!” Callie finishes.
This is not what you expected to happen tonight. You feel your cheeks burn and feel some heat move down towards your center. “Oh,” you hear Addison say, and your heart sinks, you didn’t even think of what it must be like for her.
“Okay,” you then hear her say, and before you know it, you’re placed on the chair in the middle of the room and Addison starts a very seductive dance just for you. Someone in the room put on some sexy music and all you can think off is how seductively Addison is moving her hips right in front of you.
Then she grabs your hands and places them on her ass as she straddles you. Your face almost pushed into her cleavage; it seems like she is accentuating her breasts by arching her back. Then, as she starts to grind her hips down on your thighs, she moves her own hands to the hem of her shirt, slowly lifting it up and taking off her shirt, revealing a pretty lavender lacy bra. Her shirt ends up somewhere on the other side of the room as she throws it over her shoulder.
Next thing you know, she turns around, places her full weight on your lap and moves your hands – that had fallen in her lap – up higher and higher, until you are cupping her breasts. You have to close your eyes when she grinds her hips down again and again, you can definitely feel some arousal beginning to form between your own legs. The next time she grinds down, you squeeze your hands as on a reflex, trying to suppress a moan, she can hear a small whimper escape Addison.
Slowly, Addison turns around again, and when you look her in the eyes, you see that they are filled with something else, lust maybe? Addison is panting slightly, and this is honestly the hottest thing you’ve ever seen. Next, Addison cups your breasts through your shirt and moved her head to your neck, latching her lips to your pulse point. This time, you can’t help yourself and a small moan escapes your lips. By now, Addison is smirking and takes your head in her hands and moves it to look down, past her spilling breasts into her skirt, that she is holding open, just for you to see.
While she is still grinding down, you can see her matching, see-through, lacey panties and you are feeling things you haven’t felt in a really long time. Before you know it, your hands are back on Addison’s ass and your face is pushed into her breasts. Things you never knew you wanted are happening right now. You don’t know how to act, so you just let Addison do her thing and you enjoy it as much as possible.
Then all of a sudden, you feel Addison stand up slowly and you feel like you can cry, what the hell is this? What are you feeling? What is going on?
“Hope that was somewhere along your expectations,” Addison says to Callie.
Callie, and everyone else, can’t even respond, her jaw is still on the floor.
“Close your mouth sweetie, you’ll catch a fly,” Addison says smugly.
Truth or dare or drink goes on and on, everyone is getting drunker and that makes the dares even more insane than the one before, and the truths even filthier than the ones before. They decided that this is the last round, since they have lots of other games to play. It is Cristina’s turn to spin the bottle, and as luck may have it, it lands on Meredith. Cristina is definitely not dumb, and she could see the way Meredith responded to Addison’s lap dance, so she decides to take it another step.
“Mer, truth or dare?”
“Dare.”
“I dare you to have ‘seven minutes in heaven’ with whoever the bottle lands on.
So, nervously, Cristina spins the bottle, and as more luck may have it – she might go to the casino after the party – the bottle lands on Addison.
“Seriously?!” you exclaim.
“Seriously?” Addison asks with disbelief.
“I guess we have no other option,” you offer Addison.
“Let’s go, the faster we do it the faster we can move on.”
“Ho, one more thing, you have to top the things that have happened in this room, if you didn’t do it you both get a punishment,” Cristina says. “So, there was a make out session, a lap dance and a striptease, you guys go figure out how to top it.”
“Urgh, fine,” you groan.
You stand up and reluctantly pull Addison with you to the closest closet. Once you get in you sit on the floor for a little, starting a little small talk.
“Ha, I never thought I would be back in the closet again,” you offer.
“Wait, what?” Addison asked.
“You know, the closet, where you are before you come out of it,” you deadpan.
“Yeah, duh, I know that, but you aren’t straight? Then why did you sleep with my husband?” Addison asks.
“Well, there is also something called bisexual, it’s called LGBTQ+, there is a B in there for a reason and it doesn’t mean badass.”
“I know that!” Addison states a little irritated, “but wait, how many women did you do then?” She asks curiously now.
“Quite a lot, I kinda slept my way through Europe, only because my ex-girlfriend cheated on me in Amsterdam.”
“Ex-girlfriend?”
“Yeah, Sadie, you know her, she’s here tonight. I wish I could let her feel just a tiny bit what she made me feel that night. Or show her what she’s missing out on.”
“Well, I can maybe help you with that…” Addison trails off. “After all, we have to top those three things.”
“Well, well, what did you have in mind?”
“For starters, we have to get some kind of game in where we have longer than seven minutes, which by the way are halfway over already and we still haven’t topped any of those things.”
“Are you that eager to get in my pants?” you ask with a smirk.
“If I recall correctly, you were the one all flustered by my lap dance,” Addison shots back.
“Oh, shut up.”
“Make me,” Addison says bodly.
So, you do. You shut her up with the only way you can think of. You lean in and connect your lips to Addison’s and slowly start kissing her. Your hands move as if on its own and you cup her breasts again, her oh so perfect round breasts. The moment you squeeze them a little, you hear her moan again, you use this to your advantage as you move your tongue into her mouth and start exploring around. Her hands move to your ass and she pulls you closer against her. All of a sudden the door is yanked open, you can’t believe the seven minutes went this fast, but there is the face of your person telling you otherwise.
“Times up, lesbians!” Cristina exclaims, “Seeing that the two of you are only kissing, you will have to accept your punishments later on.”
You jolt back and miss the look of disappointment on Addison’s face, but all you can think about right now was the amazing kiss you just shared with Addison, and you can only hope your ‘punishment’ will give you a chance to explore more of the tall, leggy redhead that is currently walking out of the closet. Now you think of it, you don’t even know if she's ever been with any women. You can only hope she has been, and that there is a small chance that she could be interested in you.
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