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"Come on! Speed it up!" Sonic the Hedgehog playfully exclaimed as he was jumping from rooftop to rooftop.
"Hey! We're... not as fast... as you..." Toadette remarked as she paused in between, panting as she was sweating. "Phew! Wearing a dress... isn't such a good idea while running."
"Now you know why Sonic is naked." Dry Bowser added as he jumped past Toadette, dragging behind the blue blur as he glanced back at the exhausted mushroom girl. "And it's also why I don't bother to wear clothes."
"Well?" Princess Zelda stated nastily as she was getting impatient, being behind Dry Bowser.
"Well what?" Dry Bowser growled as he glared back at the Hyrulian princess.
"Are you two almost done or what?" Zelda hissed as she flailed her arms. "It's ten minutes pass breakfast, and I want my room to look regal!"
"Well excuse us, princess! Painting is hard work, you know!" Toadette shouted as she chucked an extra paintbrush back at Zelda, hitting her in the head.
Zelda then kicked Toadette in the stomach, the two having a cat fight as Dry Bowser slapped his boney forehead with his right hand.
"Trust me, she does this with all the girls," Ganondorf stated to Dry Bowser as he passed by Zelda's room, smirking as he knew that Zelda was causing trouble with another girl. He had that weird sense, you know?
"What do you want for breakfast?" Dry Bowser asked Lucario as he and Toadette were both summoned to the aura dog Pokemon's private wooden cottage overlooking the Guar Plains to the western direction.
"Hmmm, some bacon and eggs with toast shall be fine. Also, I prefer to drink orange juice." Lucario stated as he was reading a newspaper.
"Wow. I never knew you could be so sophisticated," Toadette stated, with her and Dry Bowser cooking the food and them bringing it to Lucario, who took the plate and placed it on his lap, with him being on a big fluffy blue bed with yellow covers.
"It's the things that surprise you," Lucario stated as he winked at Toadette, placing a piece of bacon on one of the pieces of toast and munching on it, with Dry Bowser washing his hands.
Dry Bowser and Toadette were at a McDonald's that was in Earthbound's Fourside metropolis, with it being the morning as the two were walking on the streets earlier, mainly to get a good look at the city so that they would recognize it better. Toadette's stomach growled, causing her to blush in embarrassment as she placed her hands on her stomach.
"Teeheeheehee... sorry. I'm feeling a bit hungry today." Toadette admitted as she turned her head up to Dry Bowser.
"What else is new?" Dry Bowser stated as he looked back at the line, shaking his head as he placed his boney hands on his hips. "I wish this damn line would move faster. It would do miracles."
"It's not like you have to worry about time being wasted, D-B. You're already dead!" Toadette admitted, causing everyone else to give her odd glances as she touched her fingertips together, feeling a bit awkward. "...And maybe that was a bit too much salt in the wound..."
"No kidding." Dry Bowser stated as he slipped on some spilled orange juice, causing his bones to go flying everywhere as people screamed and either ran out of the McDonald's or ducked for cover, with Toadette gasping as Dry Bowser sighed, realizing that it was going to be another one of those mornings.
Dry Bowser and Toadette were driving with B.D. Joe in a yellow colored taxi cab at the Sunshine Airport, with B.D.Joe carefully swerving around the various different airplanes that were coming in for a landing.
"You know, I would never expect that this was a way to start the morning!" Toadette yelped as she tightly held onto B.D. Joe, with her sitting on Dry Bowser's boney lap as she felt like she was going to fly out of her seat. "I think I might throw up!"
"If you throw up, I'm throwing you out." Dry Bowser growled as he was sitting in the passenger's seat, turning to B.D.Joe. "Are you sure you know how to drive?"
"Just me skeletal dude, I know the ins and outs of an airport terminal!" B.D. Joe responded as he went through various stores within the airport terminal, breaking various objects and causing several food and goods to fly into the air as the customers and tourists ran away in fear of being driven over, with parts of the terminal collapsing due to B.D. Joe accidentally breaking some of the terminal's foundations.
"You know what?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as they were on the rooftop of the mansion in Delfino Plaza, with the sun starting to rise from the east.
"What?" Dry Bowser yawned as he stretched his boney arms.
"Are you cranky in the morning?" Toadette asked curiously.
"...Well, I wouldn't say that since I don't need sleep." Dry Bowser replied as he pushed back his red hair. "I am a skeleton, after all."
Toadette blinked as she shrugged, wrapping her arms around the back of her pink mushroom cap.
Dry Bowser and Toadette were giving the various Smashers breakfast, with all of them at a camp site in the Garden of Hope, with it raining lightly as the two Mario characters glanced at each other, serving the likes of bacon, toast, eggs, pancakes, waffles, and sausages, with several Pikmin helping out with the cooking.
"What's the deal with jumping?" Toadette remarked as she handed the Ice Climbers some pancakes.
"Hey, I wanted some waffles too!" Popo snapped as he glared at Toadette.
"Popo, stop being rude!" Nana remarked as she slapped Popo on the back of his head.
"Oops, sorry!" Toadette stated as she gave Popo some waffles.
"Why would you be interested in wanting to know how to jump?" Dry Bowser stated as he flipped the pancakes into the air, shaking his head. "Don't you go and fly all around and about?"
"Well... yeah, but..." Toadette tried to speak, but caught herself in a bit of a loop, forcing her to shut up.
Dry Bowser just rolled his eyes, turning around as he slipped on some spilled syrup, causing his bones to scatter again as it crushed a couple of the different colored Pikmin, killing them in the process.