Archive of Our Own

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Dry Bowser was relaxing on the beach looking northward at Mario Sunshine's Delfino Plaza in Isle Delfino, with Toadette's stomach growling as she approached the skeletal reptile, her right hand rubbing her rumbling belly.

"And here we go..." Dry Bowser groaned as he closed his eyes, shaking his head slowly. "Let the bullshit... begin."

"Oh, D-B, I'm hungry..." Toadette whined as she frowned, standing next to Dry Bowser on the right.

"So?" Dry Bowser scoffed as he adjusted his black sunglasses. "What do you want me to do about it?"

"Help me find some yummy food for my tummy, dude!" Toadette remarked as she shook Dry Bowser.

"Whoa... hey! Knock it off!" Dry Bowser commented as his skull dropped from the rest of his boney body, with it rolling towards the sea as he glared at Toadette. "Damn it, now look what you did, kid!"

Toadette gasped as she placed her hands on her face. "Oh my! I didn't mean to do that!"

R.O.B. was moving through the streets of Delfino Plaza, turning his metal head to see Toadette wobbling back and forth in fright. The gray colored robot hovered over to Toadette.

"Is something the matter, Toadette?" The Robotic Operation Buddy asked as he glanced down at Toadette.

"Yeah, something's wrong!" Toadette exclaimed as she picked up R.O.B. and chucked him at Dry Bowser's head. "I accidentally shook D-B too much, and now he's at sea!"

Dry Bowser screamed as R.O.B. landed on him, with a huge splash occurring as both of them dropped to the bottom of the bright tropical waters surrounding the city. Toadette was quite shocked as she didn't intended to cause Dry Bowser to sink, having took one of the many Smashers with him.

"Trust me, it's going to get worse than this." Dry Bowser told the curious fish that were observing him, with R.O.B. trying to find a way back to the surface, only to fail.

"Nice one." Arceus stated to Toadette while getting a tan on the sandy beach at the Delfino Plaza, relaxing on all four of his seemingly 'thousands' of arms, which were actually just his legs.

"I didn't - EEP!!" Toadette exclaimed as she suddenly gained a humanoid body, letting out bassy, pants pooping farts from her farting big butt as she smiled. "Actually... this isn't bad at all!"

"Of course." Dry Bowser sighed whle rolling his eyes, having a feeling that this would happen. "Why should I be shocked anymore... of course this was going to happen, and right in the first part of the first chapter to boot..."

Dry Bowser and Toadette were all sitting with Arceus, Petey Piranha, and Silver The Hedgehog as they were gathered at a spot in the fiery Crisis City. They were having a well cooked hamburger meal that Arceus had summoned himself.

"I'm enjoying this. We rarely get to have a big lunch like this together." Arceus remarked as Iblis was in the background, chucking fiery boulders everywhere.

"Mmm... this burger stuff is good." Dry Bowser remarked as he didn't need to eat, but felt the joy of moving his jaws, turning to Arceus. "Are these filled with protein?"

"Of course it is, bone head. It's meat." Petey Piranha laughed as he was speaking in the voice of Charlie Adler. "All of them have protein in them."

"Yeah, D-B, how could you forget?" Toadette remarked as she was chucking burgers into her mouth, taking a moment to breathe in slowly as she went back to stuffing burgers in her mouth.

"Wow... you're really pigging out, Toadette!" Silver The Hedgehog exclaimed as he was a bit surprised, raising his eyes.

It was just another nice day on the BigForYou Island of Tomodachi life. Dry Bowser and Toadette were at the beach watching the waves come splashing in as they wondered where the other fifteen members of their stupid community went off to.

"Hey, where are the others at?" Toadette asked as she was enjoying the salty breeze on the sandy beach.

"Beats the hell out of me." Dry Bowser rubbed his chin as he was making a picture of his skull in the sand with a stick. "You know how things go on this island..."

Dry Bowser, Toadette, Arceus, Vanilluxe, Cherrim, Lumineon, and Gruntilda Winkybunion all looked at the piece of paper that had this fanfic printed on it, with the seven characters glancing at each other oddly as they didn't know what to make of this predicament.

"What do you think, everyone?" Dry Bowser started as he brushed back his red hair. "Did Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus run out of ideas?"

"Honestly, I think he just might be doing this to raise awareness," Toadette admitted as she played around with her pink pigtails. "...for all the other fanfics he writes."

"Oh how I hope you're right on that one," Arceus said as he was wondering if any of these appearances would actually amount to anything.

"This is so not cool," Vanilluxe stated with a chillingly bad pun.

"Oh I agree. This doesn't seem so hot," Cherrim added on with her own spicy joke as she was bouncing about.

"Let's be real, when was the last time he actually put effort into several of his stories on Fanfiction Net compared to here?" Lumineon explained while floating in the air, simply flapping her butterfly like fins.

"I don't know, but there's one thing I know, the author will have to do better to put on a show," Gruntilda Winkybunion rhymed as she was thinking of a spell to use on the author for being so lazy with updates across the other stories on the web.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were all driving around in bumper cars with Dr. Hoshi, Peppy Ankylosaurus, Vanilluxe, Cherrim, Lumineon, Pokemon's Farting Bianca, Leni Loud, Toujou Nozomi, Tito Dick "Dickman" Baby, Fred Flintstone, and Robbie Rotten in Witchyworld, being in a new arena constructed at the Area 51 portion of the amusement park with Gruntilda Winkybunion and Mr. Patch watching as it was a newly installed attraction. Sonic The Hedgehog was running around Witchyworld at the speed of sound while Pikachu was riding the saucer of peril blasting away the different colored targets. Paul Blart was hired as security, while Bane was crashing a plane into the space section of Witchyworld, WITH NO SURVIVORS. Doc Brown was running a study case on the weird guards running around amok, while Gooper Blooper was performing a juggling act for thousands inside the blue and white tent. The barely stable steel and wooden rollercoaster recently installed was starting to come apart as it wasn't build competently, with Big The Cat riding in the front being the proof as Amy Rose was stuffing herself with french fries at the fry stand ran by Salty Joe, while Starfire was chugging down burgers at Big Al's burger stand. The volcanic area of the park had General Grevious in a heated lightsaber duel with Darth Vader, with the run down ticket stand being ran by another version of Dry Bowser and Toadette dressed up as ticket vendors. The train station had various people waiting to get on the train, with several more coming off the train. The wild west section had Chrom bouncing about on the yellow bounce house with fishsticks in his hands, with his daughter Lucina trying her best to get him down as Palutena and Chunky Kong were having a burping contest. Jet The Hawk was playing high quality rips on famed radio channel SuperMall64 as he was acting as DJ from one of the wooden pillars overlooking Witchyworld, with Banjo and Kazooie going around collecting random crap as usual. Space Ghost was doing a live show while Uncle Grandpa was giving grand tours from his RV to all the guests who were curious about the world of witchy madness. There were even more alternate versions of Dry Bowser and Toadette at the separate areas, with them leading guests in and out of the zones. One thing was for certain, there was plenty of things to do in this wicked theme park.

"So Grunty... you think this will bring in extra business here?" Mr. Patch asked, the inflatable green patched up dinosaur a bit caution about this predicament. "I mean, you do have another bumper ride attraction... you sure this won't be redundant?"

"Trust me, Patchy, this will garner a lot of attention." Gruntilda stated with a smirk as she rubbed her hands together. "And money. Because you need money to get stuff... and be a productive member of society."

"This was a-" Dry Bowser was interrupted as everyone bumped into him, causing him to break apart. "...terrible idea."

"Says you! I'm having fun!" Toadette gleefully giggled as she waved her underwear in the air, going commando.

"Great Scott! These idiots are hitting me more than I'm ramming them!" Dr. Hoshi snapped as he could feel his light blue glasses falling into his white lab coat, the purple raptor annoyed by this.

"I just hope my lettuce isn't affected!" Peppy shouted as the yellow ankylosaurus had a disturbing attraction to lettuce, which he somehow stuffed in his bumper car.

"This is so cool!" Vanilluxe exclaimed as she was causing the temperature to drop from her snowy presence.

"You're telling me! This ride is so hot!" Cherrim exclaimed as she was dancing about in her bumper car while bumping into the other nameless drivers, causing them to be injured, or explode right on the spot.

Lumineon glanced around to see how expansive the bumper car stadium was, blasting some of the random mooks riding the bumper cars with her water. "This ride could use a bit more refreshments, if you know what I mean!"

Bianca was farting away in her bumper car as she laughed. "Man, rides like this really bring the gas out in me!"

"Ooh! This is just like the time I took a driving test 14 times!" Leni exclaimed as she then spotted a giant spider hanging from the ceiling, screaming as she fell out of the bumper car, getting rammed by everyone.

"Todokete!" Toujou Nozomi exclaimed as she spun out of control, hitting the wall as she was thinking of singing instead of bumping into anyone.

"Hoho... this is making my nut shack!" Tito Dick laughed as he felt like he was getting horny from bumping into everyone, causing the filler girls to be attracted to his raising status.

"YABBA DABBA DOO!!" Fred Flintstone exclaimed as he was rocking the bumper cars, slamming into everyone like they were a pebble.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Robbie Rotten exclaimed angrily as he didn't get a chance to bump into anyone, since everyone was bumping into him instead, with Dry Bowser's bones being even more scattered around as Toadette's underwear got out of her grip, flying around the arena.

Dry Bowser was cleaning up one of his vehicles, with it being the Piranha Prowler that looked like Petey Piranha, as he turned around, to see Toadette crying, with both of them being at the Sunshine Airport, just outside the airport terminal.

"What's wrong, kid?" Dry Bowser asked as he continued cleaning up his vehicle.

"RadioShack... is dead!" Toadette wailed as she released tears from her eyes that were like waterfalls. "That was... one of my favorite stores!"

"RadioShack is closing!?" Pikachu exclaimed as he dashed to Toadette, dropping his jaw in disbelief. "Are you pulling my leg?"

"Sadly no, I am not!" Toadette bawled as she wrapped her arms around Pikachu, crying.

Pikachu had his jaw dropped in disbelief as he turned to Dry Bowser, who simply shrugged as he went back to cleaning up his vehicle.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were both racing around on Wiggler all terrain vehicles in the Cloudtop Cruise, with Pichu being on the white puffy cloud leading onto the deck of a wooden airship, having various cheesecake surrounding her.

"Mmm, this is so delicious!" Pichu exclaimed as she shoved cheesecake after cheesecake into her mouth.

"Eep! Get out of the way!" Toadette exclaimed as she honked her horn at Pichu.

Pichu screamed as she used her Thunder attack, zapping both Dry Bowser and Toadette as their all terrain vehicles exploded, causing them to fall through the cloud as they headed down the infinite sky.

"Ugh, curse that dumb baby rat!" Dry Bowser growled as he felt some of his bones falling from his body, with Toadette trying to pull up Dry Bowser by holding him as she used her pink pigtails to hover, only being successful enough to grab his skull, watching the rest of his body tumble downwards.

"Oops." Toadette remarked sheepishly with a nervous chuckle as Dry Bowser glared angrily at her.

"Damn it..." Dry Bowser stated as he was fixing up karts at a pit stop near Wario's Stadium from Mario Kart DS. "Where the hell is that kid when I need her?"

Several miles away from the pit stop and Wario Stadium, inside a tent was Toadette farting brassy deep pitched tuba toots with fellow female farters Princess Peach Toadstool and Princess Daisy.

"Oh man, we're really blowing it out the park!" Toadette exclaimed as she was spanked on the butt by Daisy. "Oh!"

"You said it, girl! Nothing like letting it go, like all our troubles!" Daisy laughed as she tooted while wrapping her arms around the back of her head.

"I think we're all gonna need new underwear after this...!" Peach giggled above her poots as Daisy and Toadette joined her in gas inducing laughter.

"...score!" Charmy Bee exclaimed as he took a snapshot of the three gassy girls, shocking them as he playfully stuck his tongue out at them, much to their shouting (and farting) dismay. "The Internet's sure gonna love this! Ba ha, ha ha!" He then buzzed off into the night sky, to post the very naughty picture that he took of the farting females, to show off to the entire universe.

Let it be noted that the demand for Princess Peach farting, Princess Daisy farting, and ESPECIALLY Toadette farting vastly increased ever since that infamous night. And what a night it was. Charmy especially enjoyed this, for he had a general thing for Toadette... even though he had a wife somewhere in some retconned dimension years ago.

"You thought you knew DB?" Toadette giggled into the camera as she then showed off Dry Bowser polishing his bones inside a white room that was part of an apartment in Manhattan near the Empire State Building. "You don't!"

Dry Bowser murmured to himself as he finished polishing his bones to make them bright and white, posing in the mirror to get a good look at himself as he sighed, not realizing that Toadette was recording him on camera.

Toadette giggled upon hearing Dry Bowser swear, which basically gave away her position as Dry Bowser was alerted by her chuckling presence.

"What the hell is-" Dry Bowser remarked in shock as he turned around, to see Toadette laughing at him with the camera in her hands as he growled, throwing bones, shooting blue lightning, and firing off blue hot fireballs at her angrily as he didn't appreciate what the young pink clad mushroom girl was doing. "Damn it, kid! Don't you know you privacy!?"

Toadette giggled as she was injured a bit by some of the bones chucked at her by Dry Bowser, somehow managing to dodge the lightning and fire with ease.

"So, you want to explain this, kid?" Dry Bowser asked Toadette after taking a good long look of the mushroom girl farting pants pooping farts in pink colored tight jean on his computer, with it ever so constantly raining at the Noki Bay during the nighttime, the two intertwined characters staying within a wooden cabin Dry Bowser built at the highest grassy clifftops of the natural harbor. "Because unfortunately, I might know your answer to this..."

"...well, you do know that I have a fart fetish... after all, I just love farting," Toadette willingly admitted with a blush as she felt embarrassed, getting a disgusted and concerned glare by the boney reptile.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were both jumping from platform to platform in the Jungle Hijinx, being chased by angry Kritters and Tiki Buzz creatures as the Kritters fired bullets from the steel barrels they were holding in their arms, with Dry Bowser using himself as a shield for Toadette as he could feel pieces of his charcoal spiky shell break off.

"Ugh, damn it!" Dry Bowser cursed as he tripped on a lone yellow banana peel, rolling off the stage and into the thick jungle foliage below.

"Oh no!" Toadette gasped as she stopped, turning around and glancing down, being knocked on the head by a floating Tiki Buzz enemy, which simply laughed as it danced around with a couple of other Tiki Buzz laughing as they buzzed above the knocked out mushroom girl.

King K. Rool was watching this from a remote part of the jungle, specifically in a wooden tree house that he had carved for himself, laughing as he watched the Kritters dumping banana oil onto the unconscious Toadette.

"Gwa ha ha! My men are doing a splendid job of taking care of these fools!" King K. Rool exclaimed as he drunk up a bottle of clear water, enjoying the show.

"DB..." Toadette giggled as she held a camera in front of Dry Bowser, holding it firmly in her hands as they were in an apartment near Hollywood, with it raining outside. "Can you say high for the whole world of the Internet out there?"

"Come on, don't be like that," Toadette remarked with a frown.

"I'll be however I like." Dry Bowser snapped as he clenched his fists. "And I like that camera of yours to beat it."

"Oh, but-" Toadette started as Dry Bowser loomed over her, making the mushroom girl squeak in terror as she peed herself.

"The only butt around here is yours if you don't make like a tree and leave," Dry Bowser snapped as he grabbed the camera and chucked it on the couch nearby. "You thought I was gonna make a Back To The Future reference? Well think again!"

"Got the popcorn," Dry Bowser remarked as he sat down with Toadette on the couch in an apartment near Coney Island, New York, with it raining harshly outside as tonight was movie night.

"Oh boy! Just in time!" Toadette stated as she stated up the DVD.

"So what movie are we watching tonight?" Dry Bowser asked while taking a sip of his Diet Coke.

Toadette munched on the hot buttery popcorn as she let out a burp. "Jurassic Park, of course!"

The movie started up, but both characters watching were taken by surprise as the Tyrannosaurus Rex somehow emerged from the television in what would be considered a 3D effect, munching on both and swallowing them up as he roared and went back into the television screen, with a knocked down bowl of popcorn and a knocked down can of Diet Coke Cola remaining as the rest of the film played out.

"Oh my gosh! This is the tenth segment of the story!" Toadette exclaimed as a rave party suddenly started up in the middle of the Mushroom City race track, with all different characters from different series coming together to celebrate the achievement party in the Mushroom Kingdom. "Don't you think this is exciting?"

"Riveting." Dry Bowser dryly remarked as he was trying to drift the drivers of the road from hitting the dancers, much to his general annoyance as he knew this would continue on for who knows how long. "Because segments of a chapter is totally significant to us.

"It could be worse. He could be the janitor." King K. Rool joked to Arceus, who laughed his head off at the notion, with Dry Bowser growling as he could hear their conversation above the blaring remixed theme of the Mushroom City.

"Hey DB, look!" Toadette exclaimed to Dry Bowser as they were inside a movie theater at the permanently nightly city of Fourside, with Toadette pointing at a particular poster in particular.

'Pokemon's Farting Bianca, coming soon! When the Unova region is in trouble, only one extremely gassy human girl Pokemon trainer can help save it with her tuba like flatulence...!'

"...Looks stupid. Which might be something you would be into," Dry Bowser told Toadette as several moviegoers ran into the theater, crushing both of the characters in a stampede.

"Oooh! I wanna see this movie so bad!" Tooty Bear exclaimed upon seeing the poster for 'Pokemon's Farting Bianca' as she held her hands together.

"Me too! Maybe it'll show us how to fart better!" May exclaimed with a wet fart as she wrapped her right arm around Dawn.

"Yeah! Besides, Bianca is always kind of a joke! It's nice to see her get this kind of attention!" Dawn added as she brushed back her blue hair.

"I'm just happy a fellow farter is getting some well deserved attention!" Amy Rose exclaimed as she tried not to let some of the more perverted members of the crowd get a look at her brown stained white panties.

Toadette was flattened while Dry Bowser was reduced to a pile of bones, with Gooper Blooper heading into the movie theater to see a different movie, noticing the two stars of the stories crushed.

"Ouch. You two have my pity for getting crushed like that." Gooper stated as he placed the squashed Toadette onto Dry Bowser's bone pile with two of his four tentacles, heading into the theater to go see his movie.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were waiting in line for the the shuttle to leave the volcanic Grumble Volcano, with Toadette farting as she fanned away her gas with her left hand, blushing in embarrassment at how brassy her butt burp was.

"...Really?" Dry Bowser grumbled as he glared at the mushroom girl, with several people behind and in front groaning as they smelled Toadette's fart. "You're going to start now?"

"Oh shut up, DB! You'll never know how painful it is to have gas in you!" Toadette snapped as she blushed, letting out another deep pitched fart as she held down her pink dress with her right hand.

"Where's Toadette?" Darth Vader asked Dry Bowser inside one of the various unfinished Death Stars circling around in space. "It's odd to not find that pink mushroom girl with you."

"Doing something stupid with Daisy." Dry Bowser remarked as he was looking at blue prints for the ventilation system that was to be installed later for the particular Death Star he was in.

Darth Vader paused as he placed his hands on his hips. "...which Daisy?"

"You know. THAT Daisy." Dry Bowser remarked, pulling up a picture of Princess Daisy as Darth Vader leaned in to get a good look at the yellow dress wearing, red haired tomboy princess. "The one who's always loud and obnoxious."

"No one must know it's us." Princess Daisy stated to Toadette as the two were wearing sunglasses and different clothing from their usual dresses, with Toadette being sized up like a regular adult as the two were farting up a storm. "Or else we're gonna be drowned out by fanboys."

"Agreed. Good thing we got these sunglasses." Toadette admitted above the thunderous tuba toots she and Daisy were blasting out of their burping big butts. "I don't wanna have my whole body ripped apart from people loving me."

"Dry Bowser..." Toadette stated as she walked up to Dry Bowser, with both of them inside one of the lone towers at Bowser's Castle. "There's something I need to tell you."

Dry Bowser sighed as he placed down the newspaper he was reading, turning to Toadette. "Yeah, kid, lay it on me."

Toadette then placed a regular yellow bag of Lay's potato chips on Dry Bowser's lap.

"...that's not what I meant." Dry Bowser remarked, gawking as he watched Toadette stuff the crunchy chips down her mouth. "What I meant was, say what you have to say."

Toadette burped as she blushed, covering her mouth with her left hand. "Excuse me. Anyway..." Taking in a deep breath, she held her hands together as bright pink hearts appeared in place of her regular black, beedy eyes. "I love you!"

"...what?" Dry Bowser responded in disbelief as Toadette then tackled him, kissing him on the lips.

"...So, how long have you been... dating?" Space Ghost asked as he tapped his blue card on his desk, with the scene being at his Coast to Coast set on the Ghost Planet, somewhere drifting off into deep space.

"Oh, uh, we're not dating." Dry Bowser responded while polishing his dusty old bones.

"Yeah. We're just really good friends!" Toadette exclaimed while rolling her arms around at the speed of sound.

Space Ghost took a long sip of his coffee as he slowly nodded his head. "...Right."

"You know, Amy..." Toadette started as she blushed, touching her fingertips together as she and Amy Rose were both at the Casino Park, enjoying a night out in the casino themed amusement park together. "That red dress of your is really adorable... kinda makes you look a bit poofy."

"Poofy!?" Amy exclaimed in disbelief as she gasped, clenching her fists as she was tempted to flatten Toadette, feeling like she was personally insulted in regards to her weight. "What do you mean by poofy? Are you saying I'm fat!?"

"N-no! Of course not, it's just... well, g-gosh, oh golly gee... it just... gah, it really, ah, makes you, uh, even sweeter." Toadette remarked in a nervous stutter as she held her hands together, lowering her eyes while still smiling. "Yes, sweeter. It, eh, it... makes me think of a yummy strawberry shortcake, with its bright red and pink flair, its fluffy center, its cool icing..."

Amy started to blush as she rubbed the back of her head with her right hand sheepishly. "O-okay, Toadette, now you're making me aroused and hungry..."

"Hungry enough to eat out a yummy fungi?" Toadette playfully teased as she grabbed Amy by the arms and kissed her, with the pink girl hedgehog caught off guard as she eventually returned the kiss.

"Do they act like this all the time?" Paul Blart asked General Grevious as the two were taking out the rogue badniks populating the casino overlooking the three extremely popular Casino Park race tracks, catching a glimpse of hot humanoid mushroom on anthropomorphic hedgehog action.

"...Beats the hell out of me, but I find it disgusting and just... too out there." General Grevious remarked as he spun around his various blue and green light sabers, because spinning was a good trick.

"Trust me, you don't even know how much Toadette like girls." Dry Bowser pointed out to both of them as he was cleaning the various signs populating the theme park. "It's like Toadette is just Toad in drag. She'll go bi for anyone."

Paul Blart and General Grevious exchanged shocked glances as Dry Bowser kept on cleaning signs while Toadette and Amy began to slowly take off their dresses, making everyone in the money spewing carnival gasp in shock.

"And it looks like this match is going on forever!" Arceus exclaimed as he and Gruntilda were watching a grueling tennis match between Dry Bowser and Toadette on the sunshine enhanced court of Delfino Plaza. "Who will win this grueling match?"

"Don't really care. They've been dragging this tiebreaker on," Gruntilda yawned as it was starting to turn into night, with the wicked witch wanting to do some spells and technology advanced techniques instead of commenting on an endless match of tennis.

"Tacos! Who wants fresh tacos?" Waluigi exclaimed as he raised his tall lanky arm, y'know IN THE AIR.

"Who needs that gas when you can have my soggy pretzels?" Relicanth stated as he sprayed his water type attacks into the air, with them landing on his pretzels.

Toadette's stomach grumbled as she licked her lips. "Goodness, I'm feeling hungry. DB, can we take a-" She couldn't finish her sentence as she got hit in the face by a green fuzzy tennis ball, allowing Dry Bowser to score a point.

"Tennis first, stupid food eating later!" Dry Bowser snapped, as he was totally focused on winning the game, since he loved tennis so goddamn much.

"...And then you got tickled endlessly." Dry Bowser read as he was reading some bizarre fanfic Toadette wrote, eying the mushroom girl suspiciously, the two wearing prehistoric clothing as they were in a rock bedded vacation house on the edge of Bedrock. "Since when were you into tickling?"

"I'm into all sorts of kinky shit, DB!" Toadette giggled as she wiggled her butt, letting out a loud fart while playfully sticking out her tongue. "Now give me a special spanking for me, big guy!"

Dry Bowser tried to resist at first, but upon attempting to leave, he heard Toadette cry obnoxiously, making him groan as he realized she had him in her grasp. The bony reptilian proceeded to slap Toadette on the butt several times, much to her joy as she wet her diaper in happiness. On the note of which, several freaks were snooPING AS usual, you see, because they felt the need to give themselves a PRRRROMOTION.

"Does she have not the shame?" Starfire stated as she and a few others peered into The Room, with her licking up some ice cream.

Tooty Bear sighed as she shook her head, being dressed in baseball gear for some bizarre reason. "Of course not, Toadette has weird fetishes."

General Grevious, who was playing tennis with himself using his other two arms, squinted his eyes at the others in disgust. "And we're just going to let it slide?"

"It's a stupid story, who cares?" Chrom remarked while stuffing fish sticks into his mouth to enhance his chrome intake.

"Now tickle me, DB! I wanna pee myself silly!" Toadette exclaimed as she raised her arms in the air.

Dry Bowser sighed as he resorted to tickling Toadette, who giggled with glee in response while the skeletal reptile closed his eyes, hoping it would go by quickly. "This is what I have been reduced to... catering to dumb kinks..."

Several of the wild dinosaurs in Bedrock ended up peering into the rocky abode, as they too wanted to get their rocks off to this fetishy nonsense involving bones and a diapered mushroom.

Much later on after their various adventurous misadventures, our two favorite bumbling, well intentioned idiots, Dry Bowser and Toadette, were finally back in Delfino Plaza, where the two glanced at each other, Dry Bowser annoyed while Toadette was happy, with it being nighttime as the night lamps were activated and there were far less commoners and tourists around.

"Oh hey, look at that! Now it's time for the moral of the chapter!" Toadette exclaimed as she pulled out a chart from her pink mushroom cap, reading it aloud. "Don't forget to get some good night sleep!"

"Like that will be helpful." Dry Bowser sarcastically commented as it suddenly shifted from day to night, causing him and Toadette to snooze instantly, ending the first chapter.

...or it would have had it not been for the fact that Dry Bowser and Toadette were suddenly dropped into Isla Nublar, the island from the first Jurassic Park and Jurassic World as Dry Bowser grabbed the snoozing Toadette and began running from an angry Tyrannosaurus Rex, while Godzilla was swimming around the island, enjoying his vacation.

Dry Bowser and Toadette both came into a small shrine that showcased both of them, the duo a bit freaked out as they looked at two portraits that had them separate, with there being a microphone set up and a message on the wall asking for anyone to describe the two icons in their own words.

"How would you describe them?" Dry Bowser and Toadette said in unison upon reading the message with the two glancing at each other, then looking at their pictures as they decided to do themselves first, and then their counterparts.

Dry Bowser: Well, she's a cute mushroom gal who's too optimistic for her own good.

Toadette: He's a cool skeleton who needs to stop being so disappointed in everything... it's not all dull or stupid as he thinks it is.

"Oh man!" Toadette pouted in disbelief.

"What's wrong?" Dry Bowser asked as he approached her, both of them inside their room back at the Smash Mansion.

Toadette held up the script. "I don't think we're gonna manage to reach 100 chapters at the rate the author's going!"

Dry Bowser scoffed as he shook his head, patting Toadette on her head, or rather her pink colored mushroom cap. "Trust me, kiddo... he will find a way. He knows a bit about... being motivated."

Chapter Text

And now, tonight we give you Dry Bowser and Toadette Host The Coast, with your coast to hosts, the boney reptile and pink mushroom girl! Plus guest appearances and music from Lumineon and the Food Pokemon Band!

"Actually, we're the only ones here." Toadette interrupted as she was playing around with her mushroom pink pigtails. "The band members didn't even show up."

"Hey, aren't you forgetting someone?" Dry Bowser remarked as he brushed back his red hair. "Or rather, a good number of people?"

"We're glad to be acknowledged, let it be known." Arceus explained as he and Gruntilda were behind a bunch of computers in a monitored room, with the Pokemon God solving a billion problems simultaneously with his godly powers relating to pocket monsters.

"This night is going to be very slow," Grunty moaned as she dusted off her black hat. "Because we're stuck on this stupid show!"

"Hey, don't be so down." R.O.B. explained while trying his best to clean the camera. "

As it turned out, Dry Bowser and Toadette decided to shoot the shit, since there was no guests to come on that night. And to make matters more poignant, there was a picture of Lumineon and the other Pokemon at their post that they usually would hang out at.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were screaming and running in Delfino Plaza, particularly escaping the wrath of a giant Clubberskull that was on the loose, bellowing as it smashed the various buildings. R.O.B. watched from the top of the Shine Gate as he shook his head in disbelief, having some tea with Arceus.

"The things I see here are quite ridiculous." R.O.B. stated as he turned his robotic head to Arceus.

Arceus nodded his head in agreement. "Indeed. Who knows what more weird things could happen?"

Just then, the Clubberskull was squashed by a truck, which was being driving by Pikachu as he was trying to drive it. By the commercial street selling fruits and all other sorts of useless knick knacks were Pichu and Starfy, with both of the small yellow creatures being high on caffeine as they were causing mayhem, with Pichu shocking Piantas and Nokis in search for some cheesecake while Stafy spun around, causing whatever he bumped into to spin as a result.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were watching Petey Piranha gobbling up the Lethiniums that were popping up in the Garden of Hope, with a couple of Bulborbs stomping in the background, ignoring the plant carnage.

"Come on! Is this the best you got?" Petey taunted in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried as he was then surrounded by several Lethiniums, being blasted by all of them at once as she was charred, causing him to fall flat on his face.

"Oh no! Petey's down!" Toadette remarked as she tugged Dry Bowser. "We have to help him!"

"Nah. Petey managed to survive worse." Dry Bowser stated as he was dusting off his bones.

A Lethinium appeared behind Dry Bowser silently, blasting the skeletal reptile with a powerful blast that reduced him into a pile of bones. Toadette gasped as she grabbed one of the bones and chucked it at the Lethinium, causing it to blast her in the process.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were at the huge arena that was Palutena's Temple, wondering where the green haired goddess herself was as they found plenty of Souflees swarming the area.

"Aww! Aren't they cute!?" Toadette exclaimed as she held her hands together, blinking. "They look like yummy sweets!"

"Yeah, well don't eat them. They're actually nifty enemies that disguise themselves to be appetizing as a way to lower your defense," Dry Bowser stated as he then watched Toadette trying to catch them all, slapping his boney forehead with his skeletal right hand. "She just doesn't listen... darn kid..."

"Can you pull my finger, DB?" Toadette asked as the two were riding the wooden classic roller coaster, the Cyclone, at Coney island in Brooklyn, New York.

"Hell no," Dry Bowser responded as he slapped Toadette across the back of the head, the coaster cars dipping down as it went up and down and all around, with everyone on it screaming as they hung on tightly to the coaster.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were back in Delfino Plaza, both of them being on the edge looking towards the Pinna Park, particularly right next to the red cannon that blasted Mario to the amusement park, where Silver The Hedgehog approached them with a couple of white cardboard boxes containing various pizzas, wearing a red shirt from Pizza Hut.

"Hey guys. Here are the pizzas you delivered," Silver stated as he placed the pizzas on the small white next in between Toadette and Dry Bowser, being paid in Smash coins as he adjusted his red work cap from Pizza Hut. "So, what was the deal with you calling me up, anyway?"

"Because the Smashers wanted pizza. Lord knows why, that stuff gunks you up." Dry Bowser bluntly stated as he took a sip of his water, shaking his boney head. "I just can't stand cheese. It makes me feel woozy."

"...But bones can't barf." Silver remarked as he turned to Toadette, pointing at Dry Bowser. "Can you believe this guy?"

Toadette burped loudly, giggling as she blushed of embarrassment, placing her right hand on her face. "Excuse me!" The young pink clad mushroom girl had took a slice of one of the pizzas, with it being mushroom topped. She turned to Silver, smiling. "Oh, don't worry about D-B, Silvie. He's always this grumpy."

"I am not grumpy!" Dry Bowser complained as he folded his skeletal arms, being suddenly slashed at by a random Zuree enemy, who laughed as Dry Bowser's bones broke apart yet again.

Silver gulped as he took off, with the Zuree chasing after him as Toadette wondered whether or not to help Dry Bowser. Feeling her stomach grumble for more food, Toadette decided to continue eating the pizza, with Dry Bowser grumbling to himself in annoyance.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were both at Universal Studios Florida during the nighttime as the two were taking a tour of the amusement park, with both of them having used time travel as they were back in 1990, the year it first opened.

"I know we already came here before with Silver and Petey, but it feels a bit bigger without them!" Toadette stated as she widened her arms, smiling.

"It feels bigger because it's just us two." Dry Bowser commented as the two were approaching the Kongfrontation building. "Do you want to ride the King Kong ride?"

"No thank you. I had to change my underwear the last time we went on." Toadette remarked as she shuddered, feeling somewhat depressed as she thought back to it. "That, and I'm pretty sure the King Kong robots were never meant to move like that..."

"True. Although I'm still surprised there is no Godzilla attraction." Dry Bowser remarked.

Conveniently, Godzilla was in the background, roaring as he was stomping through Orlando, Florida, having been sent there by someone else mucking up the space time continuum. Dry Bowser and Toadette shrugged as they kept on walking through Universal Studios towards the direction the Earthquake ride was, while everyone else ran for safety and cover as they didn't anticipate Godzilla being there at all.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were in Delfino Plaza, but they actually were in the past, as they were in 2002, back when Super Mario Sunshine was new, the two noticing that not much in Isle Delfino changed aside from the place being much brighter in the future that they came from.

"My! This place hasn't changed at all!" Toadette remarked as she twirled around, walking in the market area with Dry Bowser. "Other than it being not as bright here, it's pretty much the same!"

"I wouldn't be sure of that. I don't see any of the Nokis here, just Piantas." Dry Bowser stated as he noticed the Piantas hiding behind crates, palm trees, and inside buildings in fear of the skeletal reptile.

"My word!" Toadsworth exclaimed as he noticed Dry Bowser and Toadette, blinking as he shook his head. "Is that one of our female Mushroom Retainers with... that dreaded Bowser villain without skin?"

"Nah, you're probably just hallucinating." One of the Toads commented, specifically the Green Toad as he was cleaning off his green vest, while the other Toads were having seafood inside the restaurant.

Dry Bowser and Toadette once again were traveling through time as they made it to Skyworld from Kid Icarus, wondering what was it that sent them there as they looked at each other, being in the future.

"So, what difference is it that we're here?" Dry Bowser commented as he pushed back his red hair.

"I think Pit wanted us to-" Interrupting herself abruptly, Toadette farted loudly as she blushed, holding down her pink dress after ripping a trombone toot. "Gosh, excuse me! I didn't mean to let that one out!"

"...That was sudden." Dry Bowser remarked as he turned his head around to the top platform, to see Lady Palutena farting out enormous, deep pitched brassy farts as she was stinking up the entire stage.

"Oh yes! I just love farting!" Palutena exclaimed above her thunderous tuba toots, her hands on her big butt cheeks as she rolled her eyes to the back of her head, being excited from herself breaking wind.

"Then again, maybe not." Dry Bowser commented as he rubbed his boney chin with his skeletal right hand, noticing the entire stage was turning green from Palutena's bad gas, with the stages beginning to rot and break apart as he and Toadette fell down the sky.

"I think I just remembered why we were requested to be sent back here by Pit!" Toadette screamed as she held onto Dry Bowser's boney head, screaming out her lungs as she forgot that she could fly with relative ease.

The rest of Skyworld eventually melted from the sulfur like smell that lingered from Palutena's farting, causing the two time travelers to prevent Palutena from stinking up the stage so much back in the past, which in turn would be their present time.

"Hey look!" Toadette exclaimed as she was reading through Smash Bros fanfiction. "I think there's some fanfics of us here!"

"...Kid, we're not even in Smash Bros." Dry Bowser responded as he was cleaning the hotel room the two were in, shaking his head as he felt uncomfortable with Toadette surfing the Internet.

"Yeah, but isn't it great that fanfiction can ignore logic?" Toadette giggled as she held her hands together, blinking.

Dry Bowser was going to say something when the ceiling tile above him fell down, crushing his skull as Toadette gasped in shock, before going back to fanfiction reading.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were with the green warty witch, Gruntilda Winkybunion, in the Click Clock Wood, all of them being in the Spring section as they were at the highest point in the forest. Toadette's stomach rumble as she glanced down, with her sitting on a branch alongside Dry Bowser and Gruntilda.

"Are either of you two hungry?" Toadette asked as she had her hands on her rumbling stomach. "Because my tummy is making a lot of grumbling!"

"I'm nothing but bones, kids. How could I get hungry?" Dry Bowser remarked as he had his skeletal arms folded together.

"A conviction to eat is what I lack. Why would I suffer from a hunger attack?" Gruntilda rhymed as she blasted a small red bird flying in the air, watching it fall all the way down into the river.

"...Oh my." Toadette remarked as she covered her hands with her mouth, being depressed after seeing Gruntilda kill the innocent bird.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were in the Smash Headquarters at Delfino Plaza as they spotted Lucina crying her eyes out on one of the couches, specifically the purple couch as the two approached the blue haired female sword user. They noticed that Lucina was drowning herself in donuts she brought from the doughnut shop run by Jigglypuff and Ganondorf.

"What's wrong, Ms. Lucina?" Toadette asked as she ran to Lucina, holding her hands.

Lucina sniffled as she glanced at Toadette, rubbing her nose with her left hand. "My dad... is chasing poor Marth and Roy, because they were watching a naughty thing I did..."

"Things just got interesting." Dry Bowser stated as he rubbed his chin with his right hand.

"D-B, please!" Toadette stated as she turned to Lucina. "Is there anything that we can do to help?"

"...Just... make my dad stop. Before he kills everyone." Lucina remarked as she blew her nose into a nearby napkin, continuing to cry.

Toadette turned around as she grabbed Dry Bowser's hands. "Oh, we gotta help, Drowzy!"

"Bleh, why? This Chrom guy sounds like my kind of guy." Dry Bowser smirked as he was imagining the thought of Chrom attacking the Smashers.

Toadette murmured as she slapped Dry Bowser, being upset at him. "Knock it off, D-B! This isn't the time to be a jerk!"

Suddenly, a giant red Landmaster went rolling past Dry Bowser and Toadette. They watched it destroy the hallway as they spotted Wolf O' Donnell chasing after it, growling as he was barking after it.

"Hey! Get out of my damn Landmaster!" Wolf snapped as he pulled out his blaster and zapped at his own tank.

It was clear that someone was driving inside the Landmaster. Dry Bowser and Toadette glanced at each other and shrugged as they followed Wolf, willing to help him out.

"...So how is your quest to help the Smashers going?" R.O.B. asked as he was on the balcony extending out of his room at the Smash Tower, being with Dry Bowser.

"Eh, it could go better." Dry Bowser stated as they watched Toadette and Petey Piranha flying around in the sky, with Arceus using his godly powers to make flowers and bushes pop up on the smooth green grass on the lawn surrounding the gigantic building.

"So who did you help out?" R.O.B. asked as he turned around to see Silver The Hedgehog walking into the room.

"Not many people." Dry Bowser stated as he turned around to see the silver hedgehog.

"Hey guys. Not much is going out in the hallway." Silver remarked as he then pulled out Toon Link, who was by his side. "Except this little guy."

"Let me go, you pothead!" Toon Link exclaimed as he flailed his arms, groaning as he tried to break free.

Dry Bowser placed his hands on his skeletal hips as he poked Toon Link in the face. "So what nonsense did you pull off?"

Toon Link whimpered with fright at the sight of Dry Bowser, his face turning white. "I... stuffed rocks into the cake that Peach and Zelda were making!"

"Stuffing rocks into a cake!? How could you!?" Toadette exclaimed as she landed on the balcony, rushing to Toon Link and slapping him across the face as she managed to hear him, with everyone being surprised as Toadette then pulled Toon Link's green hat down on him, kicking him in the butt and heading back to the balcony as she tripped, landing on her face. The others glanced at each other as they looked back at Toadette, who released a cute little poot as she got up and dusted herself off, blushing from passing gas as she twirled her pink pigtails and headed back into the air, with Petey watching in confusion.

Dry Bowser was pushing various rocks into the red molten magma at the Grumble Volcano, with Toadette fanning herself as she was feeling sweaty.

"Ewww... this volcano's making me hot, and not in the good way..." Toadette stated as she waved her right hand frequently to fan herself, pulling her pink shirt with her left hand. "I'm starting to smell like Wario..."

"...I hope for your sake that you decide to take a bath or shower later," Dry Bowser remarked as the thought of a smelly Toadette made him feel sick, shaking his boney head as he kept pushing rocks into the lava surrounding the volcanic race course.

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Dry Bowser was practicing against Waluigi on the Delfino Plaza tennis court as Toadette was watching the match with Birdo, Princess Peach Toadstool, and Princess Daisy, with both of the human princesses wearing their tennis uniforms from Mario Tennis 64.

"Come on, D-B! Beat Wally to the punch!" Toadette exclaimed as she waved her flags, having two of them as one were for Dry Bowser and Waluigi each.

After slamming the tennis ball onto Waluigi's side of the court and getting a point, Dry Bowser turned to Toadette, placing his right skeletal hand on his hip. "Why are you cheering for both of us?"

"Yeah, that's just stupid." Waluigi remarked as he curled his mustache.

Toadette frowned as she folded her arms. "I can't cheer for two of my closest friends?"

"I thought I was your closest friend alongside Toad," Birdo remarked as she eyed Toadette suspiciously.

Toadette chuckled nervously as she touched her fingertips together. "Well, you're my Best Girlfriend Forever, not exactly my Best Friend Forever."

"I thought BFF stood for best farting friend!" Peach exclaimed as she farted a brassy, deep pitched poot, giggling as everyone except Toadette and Daisy groaned.

"Peeyew! Nice one, Peach!" Daisy complimented as she aimed her butt at Peach and farted an equally brassy toot, fanning her smelly butt. "I thought it meant best friends farting, personally!" She laughed after letting out more tuba toots, her yellow tennis dress lifted by her foul flatulence.

Toadette rolled her eyes as she folded her arms together. "Not everything relates to farting, girls..." Toadette then farted a high pitched cute toot herself, blushing as everyone eyed her suspiciously.

"...Whatever." Dry Bowser remarked with a shrug as he went back to his tennis match, with Waluigi spiking the ball back so hard, it caused Dry Bowser's skull to fall off his body, causing everyone to laugh as he sighed in annoyance.

Dry Bowser was trying to pull R.O.B. out of the wall, with Toadette approaching the scene as she glanced at the robot, then to the skeletal reptile. R.O.B.'s body was halfway through, with his head sticking out as he held onto Dry Bowser's skeletal hands with his metal arms.

"...It's not what you think." Dry Bowser stated as he shook his head in response.

"Right..." Toadette remarked as she slowly nodded her head, continuing to head down the hallway of the Smash Tower.

"That didn't go well," R.O.B. commented, with him struggling to get out of the hole as Dry Bowser kept pulling.

Toadette and Dry Bowser were watching a match occurring on the Guar Plains, watching Shulk getting his butt handed by various Miis. Dry Bowser and Toadette glanced at each other as the sunset began transitioning into the night.

"Bloody hell! I could really use some help over here!" Shulk exclaimed as he felt the Miis were being a bit too much, with them multiplying and giving the Monado user more trouble than anticipated.

Toadette was munching on some popcorn as she burped loudly, turning to Dry Bowser. "Should we do anything to help Mr. Shulk?"

"...No. Neither of us are visible in Smash Bros. And I don't even have a trophy." Dry Bowser dully remarked as he had his skeletal arms folded together, simply sighing in annoyance.

Toadette was watching Ike shove several chicken fingers into his mouth, with the two being in Metroid's fiery red Norfair, with Dry Bowser trying to fight back against the Cuccos that were attempting to approach Ike for seeing him eat chicken. Toadette had her hands on her face as she was sitting at a metal bench table with Ike.

"Why do you like chicken so much, Ike?" Toadette innocently asked as she tilted her head to the right.

"...Because chicken gives me strength!" Ike boasted as he let out a burp, grabbing some more chicken as Toadette smiled, quite surprised at Ike's appetite.

Dry Bowser and Ridley were having a chat with each other in the fiery Brinstar Depths, with the enormous green colored Kraid randomly popping up in the background and slashing the stage, causing it to rotate, with Dry Bowser and Ridley on a floating platform as Toadette was running on the rotating stage, screaming as she was being chased by various Metroids.

"Ragh, you have to take care of the mushroom twerp?" Ridley remarked as he was sipping some coffee, glancing at the stage to see Kraid slashing against the rotating platform.

"Yeah. It grates on me, but I guess it's a way to make me... more human, or whatever the hell that means." Dry Bowser remarked as he stretched his boney arms. "I guess I'll learn what she means the longer I stick with her."

"Meh. If I were you, I would just eat her." Ridley pointed out as he was eating some biscuits, glancing back at the stage to see Toadette displaying some tennis skills as she was smashing a couple of green fuzzy balls at the Metroids using a pink tennis racket she borrowed from Peach. "Since when was she good at tennis?"

"Beats me. Maybe Toad and Birdo taught her, or something." Dry Bowser stated as he grabbed a nearby can of water and drank it up, not really needing it due to being a skeleton.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were both on the run from a herd of angry Chain Chomps that wanted to munch on them. Of which all was taking place on the generic grassy Battlefield stage.

Dry Bowser zapped the chasing Chain Chomps with lightning, and also blew several blue fireballs back simultaneously with chucking a couple of his bones, but it was only effective on a few of them.

Toadette pulled out some Poison Mushrooms she had stuffed into her pink mushroom cap for some reason, letting them fall out of her mushroom shaped hat as she watched several of the Chain Chomps either get hit by it on contact or munch of it, turning small in the process.

Both were good distractions, but it didn't help that the Battlefield could stretch out only so far, as the two reached the edge, turning around to see four angry Chain Chomps all ready to bite into them. Toadette cried while Dry Bowser clenched his bony fists, ready to do battle.

It was brutal to see. Dry Bowser was reduced to a pile of bones, his bony body having been separated yet again from the ferocious fighting, and Toadette received several bloody wounds. Luckily for them, Arceus was summoned by Toadette chucking a Master Ball onto the field, with him using his Judgement power to destroy the Chain Chomps.

Overall, both Dry Bowser and Toadette had to be sent to the hospital in Delfino Plaza in order to recover. And it would take a couple of days for both of them to be fixed up.

"Things sure have been quite here." Doc Brown remarked as he walked around the Lone Pine Mall in Hill Valley in the year 2015, taking a glance at his DeLorean after having time traveled from 1990. "Maybe i should be thankful that things changed for the better-"

He was interrupted as Dry Bowser and Toadette ran just past him, being chased by several angry red steaming Chain Chomps, with one of them spotting Doc Brown and licking its lips.

"GREAT SCOTT!!" Doc Brown exclaimed as he got back into his DeLorean, taking off as the Chain Chomp chased after him, the wacky scientist accidentally ramming into Dry Bowser (which in turn broke him into several segregated pieces of bone) and running over Toadette (flattening her like a pancake) as he then blasted BACK TO THE FUTURE... I mean, the past, with the Chain Chomp bumping into the other Chain Chomps, causing one HELL of a collision.

HUH

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"Come on! Speed it up!" Sonic the Hedgehog playfully exclaimed as he was jumping from rooftop to rooftop.

"Hey! We're... not as fast... as you..." Toadette remarked as she paused in between, panting as she was sweating. "Phew! Wearing a dress... isn't such a good idea while running."

"Now you know why Sonic is naked." Dry Bowser added as he jumped past Toadette, dragging behind the blue blur as he glanced back at the exhausted mushroom girl. "And it's also why I don't bother to wear clothes."

"Well?" Princess Zelda stated nastily as she was getting impatient, being behind Dry Bowser.

"Well what?" Dry Bowser growled as he glared back at the Hyrulian princess.

"Are you two almost done or what?" Zelda hissed as she flailed her arms. "It's ten minutes pass breakfast, and I want my room to look regal!"

"Well excuse us, princess! Painting is hard work, you know!" Toadette shouted as she chucked an extra paintbrush back at Zelda, hitting her in the head.

Zelda then kicked Toadette in the stomach, the two having a cat fight as Dry Bowser slapped his boney forehead with his right hand.

"Trust me, she does this with all the girls," Ganondorf stated to Dry Bowser as he passed by Zelda's room, smirking as he knew that Zelda was causing trouble with another girl. He had that weird sense, you know?

"What do you want for breakfast?" Dry Bowser asked Lucario as he and Toadette were both summoned to the aura dog Pokemon's private wooden cottage overlooking the Guar Plains to the western direction.

"Hmmm, some bacon and eggs with toast shall be fine. Also, I prefer to drink orange juice." Lucario stated as he was reading a newspaper.

"Wow. I never knew you could be so sophisticated," Toadette stated, with her and Dry Bowser cooking the food and them bringing it to Lucario, who took the plate and placed it on his lap, with him being on a big fluffy blue bed with yellow covers.

"It's the things that surprise you," Lucario stated as he winked at Toadette, placing a piece of bacon on one of the pieces of toast and munching on it, with Dry Bowser washing his hands.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were at a McDonald's that was in Earthbound's Fourside metropolis, with it being the morning as the two were walking on the streets earlier, mainly to get a good look at the city so that they would recognize it better. Toadette's stomach growled, causing her to blush in embarrassment as she placed her hands on her stomach.

"Teeheeheehee... sorry. I'm feeling a bit hungry today." Toadette admitted as she turned her head up to Dry Bowser.

"What else is new?" Dry Bowser stated as he looked back at the line, shaking his head as he placed his boney hands on his hips. "I wish this damn line would move faster. It would do miracles."

"It's not like you have to worry about time being wasted, D-B. You're already dead!" Toadette admitted, causing everyone else to give her odd glances as she touched her fingertips together, feeling a bit awkward. "...And maybe that was a bit too much salt in the wound..."

"No kidding." Dry Bowser stated as he slipped on some spilled orange juice, causing his bones to go flying everywhere as people screamed and either ran out of the McDonald's or ducked for cover, with Toadette gasping as Dry Bowser sighed, realizing that it was going to be another one of those mornings.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were driving with B.D. Joe in a yellow colored taxi cab at the Sunshine Airport, with B.D.Joe carefully swerving around the various different airplanes that were coming in for a landing.

"You know, I would never expect that this was a way to start the morning!" Toadette yelped as she tightly held onto B.D. Joe, with her sitting on Dry Bowser's boney lap as she felt like she was going to fly out of her seat. "I think I might throw up!"

"If you throw up, I'm throwing you out." Dry Bowser growled as he was sitting in the passenger's seat, turning to B.D.Joe. "Are you sure you know how to drive?"

"Just me skeletal dude, I know the ins and outs of an airport terminal!" B.D. Joe responded as he went through various stores within the airport terminal, breaking various objects and causing several food and goods to fly into the air as the customers and tourists ran away in fear of being driven over, with parts of the terminal collapsing due to B.D. Joe accidentally breaking some of the terminal's foundations.

"You know what?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as they were on the rooftop of the mansion in Delfino Plaza, with the sun starting to rise from the east.

"What?" Dry Bowser yawned as he stretched his boney arms.

"Are you cranky in the morning?" Toadette asked curiously.

"...Well, I wouldn't say that since I don't need sleep." Dry Bowser replied as he pushed back his red hair. "I am a skeleton, after all."

Toadette blinked as she shrugged, wrapping her arms around the back of her pink mushroom cap.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were giving the various Smashers breakfast, with all of them at a camp site in the Garden of Hope, with it raining lightly as the two Mario characters glanced at each other, serving the likes of bacon, toast, eggs, pancakes, waffles, and sausages, with several Pikmin helping out with the cooking.

"What's the deal with jumping?" Toadette remarked as she handed the Ice Climbers some pancakes.

"Hey, I wanted some waffles too!" Popo snapped as he glared at Toadette.

"Popo, stop being rude!" Nana remarked as she slapped Popo on the back of his head.

"Oops, sorry!" Toadette stated as she gave Popo some waffles.

"Why would you be interested in wanting to know how to jump?" Dry Bowser stated as he flipped the pancakes into the air, shaking his head. "Don't you go and fly all around and about?"

"Well... yeah, but..." Toadette tried to speak, but caught herself in a bit of a loop, forcing her to shut up.

Dry Bowser just rolled his eyes, turning around as he slipped on some spilled syrup, causing his bones to scatter again as it crushed a couple of the different colored Pikmin, killing them in the process.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette watched as it was raining slightly in Delfino Plaza, with Toadette yawning as she lowered her arms, dropping her arms by her side.

"I'm bored." Toadette admitted as she turned to Dry Bowser. "Have we helped any of the Smashers at all?"

"Not that I know of." Dry Bowser commented as he closed his eyes and rubbed his boney chin with his left skeletal hand, hearing a scream as he and Toadette turned around, to see that Pit got his foot stuck in the closet.

"Help! Both of you guys! Give me a hand!" Pit exclaimed as he tried to pull his leg, but failed. "I was chasing some floating ice cream, and it got me trapped in this door!"

Toadette innocently giggled while Dry Bowser mumbled in annoyance, the two going over to the white winged angel boy to help him out, only for all three to be sucked into the closet, screaming.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were both jumping from different colored metal platform to platform, following Fire Emblem's Roy and Dark Pit up the rocky mountain as it was dark and stormy in the sky, the mountain shaking occasionally as it threw the clones off.

"Whoa! Stay close, guys! I can feel an eruption coming on!" Roy stated as he brushed back his red hair.

"Pfft, what are you, that annoying Monado boy?" Dark Pit scoffed as he punched Roy on the shoulder, with the redhead swordsman repaying the favor by kicking the black winged angel in the nuts.

"Ooh! That's gotta hurt!" Toadette gasped as she squinted, watching Dark Pit wail in pain as he tumbled down the mountain, and into the coniferous forest below that surrounded the mountain.

Dry Bowser simply yawned as he was not impressed. "Can we get going? I have things to do, things to destroy..." The mountain shook again, but more violently as it caused Dry Bowser's skeletal body to break up, with Toadette trying her best to put her reptilian friend back together piece by piece.

"So, you're an odd pairing, too?" Kazooie remarked to Dry Bowser and Toadette as they were all in Falco Lombardi's tavern within the mansion.

"Yeah... well kind of. We don't have our own game yet." Toadette remarked as she was sitting in front of Kazooie, being the only one of the trio too young to drink.

"So I see. I'm taking the big skeleton here is the oaf?" Kazooie remarked as she pointed at Dry Bowser.

Dry Bowser growled as he slammed his skeletal right fist on the counter, causing his finger bones to break as a result. "Just because I'm the bigger one, doesn't mean it's okay for you to made sly remarks like that."

"...Was unintentionally Baneposting part of your plan?" Falco joked as he chuckled, with everyone else in the bar laughing along.

Dry Bowser just sighed as he shook his head, glancing at Toadette to see that she, too, was giggling at this occurrence. Dry Bowser was tempted to choke her right then and there, but he knew better than to resort becoming a mindless madman, promptly waiting for his drink instead.

Dry Bowser was cleaning some parts in the garage that he kept to himself in the jungle near the DK Mountain race track, preparing to grab a wrench when he glanced up, dropping his jaw in disbelief to see a fat Toadette waddling towards him. "Kid... what the hell happened!?"

"I... got carried away with the fattening sweets." Toadette admitted sheepishly with a giggle as she rubbed her pudgy stomach, burping. "My tummy might be bigger than expected, but I think it looks cute! Plus, all those sweets gotta go somewhere!"

"...Right." Dry Bowser remarked as he just shook his head and went back to work, trying his best to ignore Toadette playing with her stomach. "Just try not to-"

Toadette's stomach grumbled as she then began farting, being blown away from the garage as she went flying around Donkey Kong Mountain, her gas passing deflating herself back to normal as Dry Bowser just sighed, trying to block it out of his mind.

"Uhhh..." Cyborg remarked in disbelief.

"I agree," Beast Boy added as he looked a bit greener than usual, ready to puke.

"I was feeling something, but not the right kind of feeling," Shulk stated as he felt disgusted, yet aroused.

Toadette was inflating herself with a pump as she giggled, making her body like a balloon as the group of onlookers were watching her at the Grumble Volcano, with Dry Bowser selling water bottles to the various folks walking around.

"I don't know what point she's trying to prove," Dry Bowser stated with a scoff. "But it's making business."

Toadette then popped, with everyone gasping as Dry Bowser slapped his forehead, knowing that Toadette would come back to life in the next segment.

"You're such a bonehead," Toadette stated affectionately to Dry Bowser as the two were stuck inside a bumper car at a bumper car ride in some county fair near the Baby Park.

"You're a big capped brat." Dry Bowser remarked with a smirk as he then used his electricity to zap the power back into the bumper car, causing it to break through the bumping barrier as it went zipping all over the place.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were hiking up a snowy mountain at night, with it actually being the top of the DK Pass, as it was becoming quite snowy, with Dry Bowser noticing that the snow was filling in the gaps within his hollow bones.

"D-B? Are you okay, my love?" Toadette asked as she turned back, wearing a pink parka that she got from Nana.

"First of all, you little brat, we're not a couple. Get with the times." Dry Bowser growled as he clenched his fists, pointing at himself. "Second of all, I'm being filled up with snow. What do you think?"

"...I think you would make a swell snowman!" Toadette stated as she then hugged Dry Bowser, making him scream in shock as this caused him to tumble backwards, the two heading down the mountain that overlooked the Donkey Kong Pass racecourse and rolling into a snowball as they lost all the progress that they had made.

"...And then Palpatine rubbed his hands on Darth Vader's helmet, the two being quite intimidate with each other," Toadette wrote down in her journal as she was on her bed, sharing a motel room with Dry Bowser, who just came back from a hunting spree, having shot several ducks as he placed down his gun. The motel that they were staying at in question was somewhere in the northern part of the Sinnoh region, with Arceus looking down at the secluded area from the mountaintops, being invisible to the naked eye.

"Do I even want to know what you're writing?" Dry Bowser questioned cautiously as he took off his hunting gear.

"You'll never understand it, you old coot." Toadette playfully responded while blowing the skeletal reptile as raspberry. "It's something for fun. Besides, Palutena and the Wii Fit Trainer seem okay with it."

"Those two... are nut heads." Dry Bowser commented as he turned around to see Palutena and the blue shirt female Wii Fit Trainer chatting with each other closely, turning back to Toadette. "...you should stay away from them."

"Oh, they're not so bad." Toadette responded as she lifted herself up, extending her arms out. "So long as they don't overdo it. In public, that is."

Dry Bowser just shook his head as he went into the shower to clean himself off after closing the door, with Toadette continuing to write her fanfiction regarding her shipping of Emperor Sheev Palpatine and Darth Vader.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were at a McDonald's in Earthbound's Fourside with Meta Knight, the trio having gotten a fifty piece Chicken McNugget meal with several large french fries, Toadette pigging herself out as she was eating the most of the three.

"This girl has quite the appetite." Meta Knight stated in a Spanish accent as a Spanish guitar was playing in the background. "She reminds me of Kirby."

"I can't blame you. Both are small, pink, and sickengly cute." Dry Bowser remarked as he took a sip of his Diet Pepsi, not really needing to eat or drink anything due to being a skeleton. "So, anything new at that enormous house of yours?"

"The mansion? Oh, nothing special but a talent show." Meta Knight responded as he placed a nugget into barbeque sauce, putting it directly under his mask and munching on it somehow. "I always end up winning, so I usually stay out."

"So I see..." Dry Bowser commented as Toadette burped loudly, with him and Meta Knight glaring at the mushroom girl.

"Oh my... excuse me!" Toadette giggled, feeling a bit embarrassed as she fanned herself, blushing slightly.

Dry Bowser and Toadette watched Lady Palutena fart on the stage for the various Smashers at the Smash Mansion, with a talent show being hosted as Palutena was farting deep pitched, brassy tuba toots to the beat of her theme from Kid Icarus, with most of the audience members cheering and clapping along.

"Isn't she just amazing?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as she clapped to Palutena's tuba toots.

"No. It's rather stupid. And obnoxious." Dry Bowser growled as he had his skeletal arms folded, wishing that he wasn't here right now.

Dry Bowser and Toadette watched as Bowser Junior was doing various tricks in his Junior Klown Kar at the Excitebike Stadium, with the duo glancing at each other as Bowser Jr. laughed.

"Yeah! Neither of you can do this!' Bowser Jr. taunted as he twirled around in the air, landing back in the cockpit of his Junior Klown kar.

"I could, if someone would lend me a clown car to drive in," Toadette remarked as she folded her arms together, puffing her face cheeks as she felt a bit jealous.

Dry Bowser smirked as he rolled his eyes. "Please. You would go crashing into the walls every moment you attempted to drive." He was then blasted into various scattered bones by a cannonball fired from the Junior Klown Car, causing Toadette to giggle.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were at the Taco Bell near the second Pokemon Stadium, in the city that basically surrounded it. King DeDeDe squinted his eyes at the presence of Dry Bowser.

"Ey! Why are you here when you can't eat anything?" King DeDeDe asked in his southern accent.

Dry Bowser simply sighed as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "Because I'm here to accompany Toadette so that she doesn't do anything stupid."

"Yeah! Haven't you read 'Dipper Goes To Taco Bell'?" Without D-B here, that could happen to me!" Toadette admitted as she shuddered at the thought of her going through the same predicament.

King DeDeDe was speechless as he watched the two Mario characters go further in line towards the counter, wondering what the logic behind this was.

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"Can I sing a song for you?" Ness asked as he had his hands behind his back, hoping for an 'okay' to be said.

Toadette gasped as she held her hands together, nodding her head for approval. Dry Bowser, being the stiff skeleton that he was, simply shook his head.

"I don't think so." Dry Bowser remarked as he pressed a button on the metal blue panel nearby, causing Ness to be punched sky high through the rooftop of the Smash Mansion, the impact sending the PSI powered human boy soaring all across Delfino Plaza, landing in the ocean.

"D-B! How could you!?" Toadette exclaimed as she stomped on Dry Bowser's right foot, crushing the bones as she was quite upset. "I wanted to hear some singing!"

"There will be no singing here!" Dry Bowser growled as he turned to Toadette, poking her in the face. "Remember the last time some idiot wanted to sing? It involved pie, and that-"

"DID SOMEONE SAY PIE!?" Cyborg exclaimed as he popped up behind Dry Bowser.

"Cause I swear someone said pie!" Beast Boy added as he slithered in as a green snake, turning back to his normal form.

"PIE PARTY!!" Fire Emblem's Roy exclaimed as he emerged out of a nearby microwave with pies, handing some to Cyborg and Beast Boy as the boys engaged in a pie fight.

Toadette screamed for joy as she joined in, with Dry Bowser being pied all over his boney body.

"So what's the rate for staying at this place?" Escargoon asked Dry Bowser and Toadette as he was at the entrance to the mansion.

"You get free food!" Toadette exclaimed as she waved her arms around frantically, being in a jolly good mood. "Like pie! Chocolate pie!"

"No, not all the food is free, stupid." Dry Bowser stated as he bonked Toadette on the head with his right boney fist, turning to Escargoon. "You do have to comply to the fact that you're not a playable character, and-"

"ESCARGOON!!" King DeDeDe joyfully exclaimed as he pushed Dry Bowser and Toadette into the nearby bushes, hugging the snail. "D'OH I MISSED YA!!"

"HEY!!" Wario exclaimed as he began strangling King DeDeDe. "That's my phrase, buddy!"

Toadette groaned as she emerged out of the bushes, shaking her head from the impact she received. "Ugh... that made me feel dizzy... how about you, D-B?"

Dry Bowser had his bones scattered yet again, with Toadette gasping as she covered her mouth with her hands, not seeing Escargoon grasping for air as DeDeDe and Wario began choking each other. Meta Knight took a step outside to see the commotion, sighing as he shook his head and went back inside.

"So, how is it going being at that dumb mansion?" Waluigi asked Dry Bowser and Toadette, with all three of them being at the Cloudtop Cruise, Waluigi having one of his many tacos stands here.

"Oh, it's great!" Toadette burped as she was in the process of eating Waluigi's tacos. "They have pie! Speaking of which, you should add pie as a flavor for your tacos!"

"Pie isn't a flavor, you moron," Dry Bowser muttered as he had his boney arms folded, facing Waluigi. "It could be better. At least we haven't seen any certain dumb folk."

"Really now?" Waluigi smirked as he showed Dry Bowser his IPhone, with a peculiar video on it playing. "Because I just so happen to have gotten this footage of you being involved in a pie fight."

"Wha- where the hell did you get that!?" Dry Bowser snapped as he attempted to snatch the phone, with Toadette using a baseball bat to smash his body into various, scattered bones.

"Nice one, kid." Waluigi commented as he faced Toadette, picking up a pumpkin pie he pulled out of his black overalls and chucking it at Toadette's face.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were both scouting for new non playable tenants in the Smash Mansion, being at the Green Greens stage in Dreamland as they spotted Tiff and Tuff.

"Oh no, not those two." Dry Bowser groaned as he slapped his forehead with his right hand, being on the yellow paved path that led up to the Whispy Woods.

"Huh? What's wrong with Fumu and Bun?" Toadette asked as she turned to Dry Bowser.

"The less said about them, the better." Dry Bowser stated with an attitude as he hid behind the various yellow colored star blocks.

Tiff turned around to notice Dry Bowser barely hiding his presence, folding her arms as she noticed Toadette waving at them. "Huh? Who are those two guys?"

"Hey, I recognize them!" Tuff exclaimed as he tugged Tiff. "They're those two that were in the pie video!"

"Oh yeah, you're right!" Tiff exclaimed as she pulled out a couple of strawberry pies out of her hair. "Well, let's just give them their just desserts!"

"Ooh! D-B! We're gonna get pied! Isn't that sweet?" Toadette asked as she held her hands together, smiling innocently.

Dry Bowser squinted his eyes at the pink clad mushroom girl, grabbing and proceeding to throw her at Tiff and Tuff, causing the strawberry pies Tiff was holding to fall on all three of them. Dry Bowser then decided to make a mad dash out of there, slipping on a slice of chocolate pie as he went tumbling downward in the sky, towards the sea connecting Dreamland with itself.

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Dry Bowser was meditating inside the Grumble Volcano itself as Toadette hovered in, spinning her pink pigtails around as she landed on the magma hardened path, spotting the skeletal reptile in trance.

"D-B!" Toadette exclaimed as she dashed into Dry Bowser, pushing him off his meditating spot. "Get up, mah boi!"

"Argh! Toadette, what's the meaning of this!?" Dry Bowser snapped as he squinted his eyes.

"D-B! These two wanna talk to ya!" Toadette stated as she revealed Shadow The Hedgehog and E-123 Omega, who were both behind her.

"So? What do they want with me?" Dry Bowser stated as he dusted himself off.

"We heard that you were helping out with people at the Smash Mansion." Shadow commented, his arms folded.

"Yes, and?" Dry Bowser stated as he squinted his eyes.

"We want to take part in this, as a way to... train them," Omega stated as he pumped his metal arms in the air.

"...I guess we could maybe make a case." Dry Bowser stated as he rubbed his chin with his left hand, turning around to face Toadette, only to not find her there. "Hey, how do you... kid?"

Toadette screamed as she was being chased by several lava monsters. Dry Bowser slapped his forehead as Omega used this as an excuse to fire off his arm cannons at the beasts, with Shadow turning to Dry Bowser, wondering what the case should be.

"...I will admit," Nick Fury stated as he faced Dry Bowser, the two being in a small room somewhere on one of SHIELD's helipads. "This was a tasty pancake. You're an all right cook for an undead skeleton."

"Thanks. I make sure my hotcakes are as fluffy as possible." Dry Bowser stated as he drank up his glass of water, placing it down as he turned his head to the right, seeing the Hulk fighting a Tyrannosaurus while Toadette rode on his back, pointing at the scene occurring. "Any context as to why you have a T-Rex in this plane?"

"For practical reasons." Nick Fury responded calmly as he adjusted his black eye patch. "I like to keep things a surprise."

"Dude, they have a T-Rex up here!" Cyborg happily exclaimed as he and Beast Boy popped out of nowhere to witness the epic battle between the Tyrannosaurus and the Hulk.

"That Rex sure is taking those hits from Hulk well!" Beast Boy exclaimed as he wasn't sure whether to change into a T-Rex, or another version of Hulk, to show his appreciation for the battle.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were both snoozing together in a wooden basket that was floating about in the sea surrounding WuHu Island, with a warp portal appearing above them as they felt a rather large presence falling on them, with it being a blue haired, ponytail girl.

"Oww!" Toadette exclaimed, waking up to see the new girl. "Ugh... who are you!?"

"I'm Lana!" Lana squealed as she spoke several Japanese words, hugging Toadette. "I don't know how I showed up, but I'm glad I'm not being chased by those nasty chickens anymore!"

"...chickens?" Dry Bowser remarked as he squinted his eyes, feeling some of his bones broken. "Say, aren't you that girl that helped Link and Zelda in that Warriors game?"

"Yeah! How did you know?" Lana remarked as she wrapped her arms around Dry Bowser.

"Can you... please not do this?" Dry Bowser responded as he pushed Lana's arms away from him.

Lana shook her head as she smiled, lowering her eyes. "Nuh uh. You're a cutie, beasty." She then kissed Dry Bowser on the lips, enjoying the moment.

Toadette watched in disbelief as Dry Bowser tried pulling away, with Lana continuing to kiss Dry Bowser as she didn't let go.

"Man... look how beautiful this place is..." Toadette stated as she looked all around the underwater caverns of the Dolphin Shoals, swimming with underwater gear on. "Isn't this just great, D-B?"

"Yeah. Marvelous." Dry Bowser stated, unamused as his bones were scattered all across the seafloor, due to the giant purple eel having messed around with him.

 "Hey DryBow, can I ask ya something?" Toadette asked as she and Dry Bowser were walking through the thick jungle foliage covering most of Donkey Kong's Jungle Parkway, with it being the evening.

"First of all, what's with the new nickname?" Dry Bowser asked as he was looking at a map showing off all of the jungle race course.

"Well, I just think it's better for me to have multiple nicknames for you, big guy." Toadette giggled as she waved her hands, shaking her head. "Anyway, how come we have so many short discussions like this from time to time?"

"Because the author runs out of ideas. It happens to everyone." Dry Bowser stated as he then fell down a pit that was in the middle of the dirt paved road, breaking into various scattered bones as he groaned, the map falling on his head.

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"D-B, how do I make this?" Toadette stated as she and Dry Bowser were in the kitchen of the Fire Emblem Robins' summer household off the coast of the Gelato Beach to the east.

"Just read the instructions." Dry Bowser responded, making pancakes.

Toadette blinked as she glanced at the tray of muffin batter, glancing at the microwave and shoving them into the microwave, setting them to warm as she held her hands together. Dry Bowser turned around, noticing the microwave microwaving the muffin batter.

"...Toadette, what did you just shove in?" Dry Bowser asked cautiously.

Toadette gulped as she rubbed the back of her head. "Err... muffins?"

Both Robins entered the room as they screamed, their screams being similarly high pitched due to them being twins.

"OUR KITCHEN!!" Male Robin exclaimed as he pulled his hair. "What the hell did you idiots do to our wonderful kitchen!?"

Dry Bowser squinted his eyes as he glanced at Toadette, then back at the Robins, pointing at Toadette. "Don't look at me. She's the one who blew it up."

"D-B!" Toadette snapped as she punched Dry Bowser in the stomach, causing him to break into separate bones.

Female Robin sniffled as her eyes began filling up with tears, falling on her knees. "We kept this place in tip top shape just for us to have a nice place to call home without being in the mansion... and you do this to us?"

"...Uh oh." Toadette gulped as Fem Robin began crying her eyes out, the entire house exploding with waterfalls of crying, which in turn caused Toadette, Male Robin, and Dry Bowser's scattered bones to be swept out to sea.

"How do I cook spaghetti!?" Toadette exclaimed as she was trying to put the sticks of spaghetti in the pot, with an endless amount of them simply pouring in, starting to fall onto the floor.

"Don't ask me! I hate pasta!" Dry Bowser responded as he was fighting off a giant lasagna monster than somehow came to live, the two being in the kitchen of the Smash Mansion.

Dry Bowser and Toadette looked at each other as they were sitting on the grassy cliff overlooking Delfino Plaza, with it being as bright as you expect. Dry Bowser then glanced at Toadette, who looked sad.

"What's wrong with you, kid?" Dry Bowser asked as he folded his arms.

"I realized that despite us getting more popular in fanfiction... we're still not used." Toadette replied as she sniffled.

Dry Bowser scoffed as he placed his right hand on his boney face. "Eh. It's nothing special. After all, we're Mario characters. We're automatically popular."

Dry Bowser and Toadette were both snowed in at the wooden cabins near the Donkey Kong Summit, with Toadette really itching to race as a horrendous blizzard made it hard to be outside. Dry Bowser was giving his rusty old bones a new silver coating of paint, noticing that is current yellowish tint made him the butt of several jokes from the other Mario bosses.

"Man, I wish I could be out there, playing in the snow, instead of having to watch it while drinking cocoa," Toadette grumbled as she sipped her hot cocoa, "In fact, I could make a better cocoa if I was motivated enough."

"Trust me, kid. You're better off not doing it." Dry Bowser responded as he was painting his face. "Remember the last time you tried to make hot chocolate while you were unmotivated?"

Suddenly, a huge explosion occurred that caused the entire cabin to collapse on itself, with the snow caving the structure in falling on top. The explosion was from Goomboss, who was trying to make some steaks for the guys, but forgot to keep the flames to a medium sizzle.

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"Why is there a giant T-Rex chasing us!?" Toadette exclaimed in horror as she and Dry Bowser were running away from an angry Tyrannosaurus rex, who roared loudly as he chased the two through the tropical jungle of Isla Nublar.

"Don't bother questioning it! Just keep-" Dry Bowser could not finish his sentence as the T-Rex smashed his right foot down on the boney reptile, causing him to break into several pieces.

Toadette screamed in horror as she attempted to climb up a tree, only for the T-Rex to grab her, promptly shaking her violently as he then crunched down on her, accepting her as a good snack, roaring loudly afterwards.

Dry Bowser was sipping some tea as he was wondering what Toadette was up to, being in the fiery Norfair stage from Metroid. He then looked up, to see Master Hand holding Toadette in his gloved hand.

"Dry Bowser, can you keep your little mushroom buddy under control?" Master Hand stated as he placed Toadette on Dry Bowser's skull. "She's been running around at the speed of sound all day, and it's been driving everyone nuts."

"Ugh, did you let her have sugar again?" Dry Bowser remarked as he noticed Toadette bouncing.

"Sugar? Someone mentioned some sugar!?" Toadette screamed as she twirled around, pushing Dry Bowser into the molten magma and then firing several Poison Mushrooms at Master Hand, shrinking him as she left the fiery battlefield.

"Hold on to your butts!" Crazy Hand stated as he snapped his fingers, starting up the roller coaster ride installed at the mansion, with it looping up and down and all around, then zipping out and going near Delfino Plaza, wrapping around the volcanic Corona Mountain, and then coming back into the mansion. Everyone got out as Toadette and Lucina felt sick.

"Ugh... my tummy doesn't feel good..." Toadette remarked as her face was green.

"I agree..." Lucina remarked as she began puking on the floor, both of her hands on her stomach.

"Ewww! That is just gross!" Amy Rose exclaimed as she shook her head at the blue haired girl swordsman puking. "Yuck!"

Dry Bowser simply rolled his eyes as he got out of the yellow coaster car. "Hey, that's what happens when you ride a roller coaster."

Oh, great." Dark Pit sighed as he watched Lucina puke her guts out, his arms folded together. "Now she'll never try anything anymore. She'll just sit in her room, and never come out, and play on her computer."

Dry Bowser and Toadette were both on a tour for rare wild Pokemon, only spotting the typical common and uncommon ones you would usually fine. Both of them were at the Spear Pillar, being monitored by Arceus.

"...Now, eventually you do plan to have rare Pokemon on your, on your Pokemon tour, right? Hello?" Dry Bowser remarked as he glanced at one of the cameras placed around the mountainous area.

"Hello? Yes?" Toadette stated as she waved, trying to get the attention of the camera.

Arceus sighed as he shook his head, being disappointed. "Sometimes, I really hate those two."

"Lucas! Hey! Over here!" Toadette exclaimed as she and Dry Bowser spotted Lucas at the abandoned New Pork City.

Lucas cringed as he noticed the pink mushroom clad girl dashing up to him, turning away. "You shouldn't use my name."

Dry Bowser simply smirked as he approached the blonde PSI human boy. "Oh please, it's not like anyone will notice."

"Yeah, they will. You don't know!" Lucas snapped as he glanced around, feeling as if he was watched. "There's all sorts of creeps here..."

Toadette's broad smile got wider as she began calling out. "Lucas, Lucas, we've got Lucas here!" Waiting several seconds and glancing at Dry Bowser, Toadette began giggling as she turned to face Lucas. "See? Nobody cares!"

Lucas sighed as he closed his eyes, opening them again to notice the yellow baseball cap Dry Bowser was waring. "Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?"

"...I got this from a free carnival game." Dry Bowser scoffed as he wondered why the blonde boy was being so obnoxious suddenly.

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"Beach Balls, Beach Towels, BOMBS?" Morshu stated as he had set up a beach shop near the gigantic swimming pool recently installed in the middle of the Coconut Mall, replacing the outdoor fountain. "You want it?"

"Er... not really." Toadette stated as she was licking some ice cream, squealing like a cat. "Ooh, I feel fluffy inside!"

"Oh brother." Dry Bowser remarked as he was relaxing in a beach chair, when King K. Rool climbed all the way to the top of the pool ladder overlooking the pool, jumping off the pool board, which towered over the entire mall, making a huge splash in the pool that caused the entire outdoor section of the mall racecourse to get soaked, wetting everyone in the process.

"...great. Now I'm gonna need a lot of MMMMMMM air dryers to dry me off." Morshu sighed in defeat as he shook his head, his entire shop washed down as King K. Rool surfaced up, smirking as he enjoyed the glares he got from most of the soaked people.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were sitting at the Grumble Volcano as they watched the volcano erupt, with the two looking at each other as they both sighed.

"So, anything exciting with you?' Dry Bowser asked as he placed on sunglasses.

Toadette frowned as she shook her head. "Nah. I just went to do some shopping, and that was it. What about you?"

"...I was just in charge of keeping parked cars in check." Dry Bowser murmured as he rolled his right skeletal hand around.

"...Are you sure this won't hurt?" Lucina asked as she and Shulk were cramped inside a cardboard box together.

"Trust me, you two are gonna love this." Dry Bowser stated as he pushed the box into the molten yellow magma of Planet Zebes, with Lucina and Shulk screaming in pain.

"I'M REALLY FEELING IT, AND I DON'T WANT TOO!!" Shulk exclaimed as he and Lucina felt their skin burn.

Dry Bowser's smirk disappeared as he folded his boney arms together. "That wasn't as fun as I hoped. Korttork."

"Ugh... come on!" Toadette growled, as  she was trying to pull the plunger out of the toilet in one of the Smash Mansion's many bathrooms, with the view of Delfino Plaza being in the background of the window as Link walked in, noticing the pink clad mushroom girl having trouble with this task.

"Here. Let me show you how it's done." Link stated as he successfully pulled the plunger out.

At first, it was great, but then the toilet began spewing toilet water everywhere, getting Link and Toadette wet, much to their dismay.

"Oy vey!" Toadette stated as she was still wet from her toilet trouble earlier, being at the Bone Dry Dunes with Dry Bowser as they were walking around the deserted canyon.

"Your day didn't go well, did it?" Dry Bowser remarked as he was wearing a sunhat.

"No, it didn't!" Toadette snapped as she crossed her arms, glaring at the boney reptile. "What about you, you big ol' pile of bones?"

"...I got to see people burning." Dry Bowser admitted with a smirk as he felt a bit better about his boring day, feeling sorry for Toadette.

Toadette: So, how long have you been together?

Puss In Boots: Oh... 12 years.

Donkey: Yeah! And a lotta those years were great!

Dry Bowser: ...why are you making waffles?

The four characters were inside a wooden cabin somewhere in Shrek's swamp, with Donkey making waffles.

Donkey :...I love waffles.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were at the fiery Furnace Fun inside Gruntilda's Lair, with the old warty green hag herself, Gruntilda Winkybunion the witch, was at the northern end, waiting for the two to make their move as the watchers were jeering at the newcomers.

Gruntilda: Well, don't just stand there like tools! Try and challenge me to this game, you fools!

Toadette: (whimpers and hides behind Dry Bowser) O-on second thought, l-let's just use cheats.

Dry Bowser: (slaps his forehead in disgust) And this is exactly why I tell you to look at walkthroughs...

Toadette and Dry Bowser watched a wifi race going on inside a terminal in the Mushroom Kingdom with the other residents of the Mushroom Kingdom, watching six Dry Bowsers and six Toadettes riding on different vehicles at the Coconut Mall as Toadette considered it adorable, with Dry Bowser not really caring much for it.

Toadette: Gosh, we are really good at racing, huh?

Dry Bowser: Well yeah, but it's technically not us. It's just random users using us as avatars.

Toadette: Yeah, but we're still racing.

Dry Bowser: (sighs) And this is why I don't do much talking with you.

"God, does this movie get any better?" Dry Bowser groaned as he, Toadette, and some of the Smashers were watching a drama romance movie at the movie theater in Nimbasa City, Unova.

"Oh, it does DB! That's why I always see this film every week!" Toadette squealed as she munched away on her popcorn.

"Guys, come on, I wanna hear what Demitri has to say to Lady Legasus!" Ness exclaimed as he licked his vanilla and chocolate ice cream cone, getting some of the ice cream dripped on his pants.

Nana: We should go left.

Popo: We should go right!

Nana: Left!

Popo: Right!

Dry Bowser and Toadette both groaned as they were standing on top of a snowy capped mountain, with it snowing harshly as the wind fiercely blew from the north, with them and the Ice Climbers at the mid point.

Toadette: How long are we gonna be here?

Dry Bowser: As long as these two eep squabbling with each other.

Dry Bowser was at the Sky Garden racecourse, giving water to the growing green beanstalks populating the area as Toadette inflated in the air like a balloon, with Ness and Nana there alongside her, also inflated.

"...do I even need to say anything?" Dry Bowser remarked as he placed his right hand on his boney forehead.

"Come on, DB! Nothing's wrong with being a balloon!" Toadette exclaimed as she was somehow inflating more, a high pitched fart sound being heard.

"Yeah! Being a balloon is fun!" Ness remarked as he began to deflate, swirling around the sky based race track.

"Don't knock it until you try it!" Nana exclaimed as she began bumping into Toadette, the two girls giggling as they bounced around in the air, with Dry Bowser trying to focus on doing his gardening as he was knocked off the cloudy path by Ness, falling several stories down in the infinitely expanding clear blue sky.

"Man, go Lume!" Toadette cheered as she and Dry Bowser were watching the Lumineon swim around the Castelia City Bay in Unova, with the two Mario characters on the Skyarrow Bridge looking towards the western direction as it was nighttime, with Lume the Lumineon currently dragging behind.

"You really think she's going to be able to catch up?" Dry Bowser stated to Toadette as he was munching on a salty pretzel.

"Oh, you bet!" Toadette exclaimed as she clapped her hands together. "Nothing can stop a gal like Lume from getting back to the top and winning!"

"If you say so." Dry Bowser stated with a shrug as he finished up his pretzel, grabbing and proceeding to eat another one. "Strange... these pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Come on, is this as fast as this car can go?" Toadette complained as she was riding in the back of a yellow Mercedes car that Dry Bowser was drifting in at the sunny shore on Bygone Island from Sonic Boom.

"Hey, I got this vehicle for a bargain! So back off!" Dry Bowser snapped as he glared at Toadette, trying to focus on his driving.

Toadette was kissing with Bowser Junior inside a closet in the Smash Mansion as Dry Bowser opened the closet door, glancing at the two youngsters as he squinted his eyes.

"Uh... it's not what you think," Bowser Jr. responded as he began sweating nervously.

"Y-yeah. Me and BJ were having a little... chat." Toadette stated as she placed her right hand on her pink mushroom cap.

Blinking, Dry Bowser just shook his head as he closed the closet door, turning around and proceeding to leave The Room. "I'm not even going to question it," Dry Bowser stated as he left Toadette and Bowser Jr. to their business.

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Toadette and Dry Bowser were at the newly formed Ribbon Road as Arceus was present, with Toadette munching on sugary Frosted Flakes, while Dry Bowser had the more dry Corn Flakes, both part of this complete balanced breakfast. Arceus glanced at the two as he shook his head.

"You know, DB, you seem to have this fixation on corn flakes." Arceus stated as he shook his head. "Any reason why?"

"Yeah, I wanna know that too." Toadette added as she gulped, taking another bite of her frosted flakes.

Dry Bowser sighed as he rolled his eyes. "The dry flaky feeling of these corn flakes makes me feel a little... corny, all right?"

Toadette giggled so much she accidentally peed herself, with Arceus just rolling his eyes, Dry Bowser continuing to eat his cereal.

Sunshine Airport wasn't full of activity as Toadette and Dry Bowser were present, both of them eating Wendy's as Toadette was shoving hamburgers and french fries down her mouth.

"Mmm! I love eating at an airport!" Toadette exclaimed as she burped loudly, taking a good sip of her soda. "Something about it makes it all so cool!"

"Sure, yeah." Dry Bowser mumbled as he took a bite out of his grilled chicken sandwich.

Toadette blinked as she tilted to the right, farting out a trombone toot. "Dry B, what's up? You seem a bit out of it!"

"...I just need some corn flakes." Dry Bowser stated as he then pulled out some corn flakes out of his shell.

Toadette's eyes lit up, being quite surprised. "Wow! I never knew you could do that!"

"...never leave the home without it." Dry Bowser stated as he began eating the corn flakes alongside his chicken sandwich.

Cloudtop Cruise was windier than usual today, with Toadette flying up and down and all around the sky garden while Dry Bowser was sitting on the wooden airship, munching on corn flakes. Toadette approached him, holding down her pink dress as the wind was lifting it up to reveal her white panties.

"DB, aren't you going to come explore around with me?" Toadette asked as her pink pigtails continued spinning.

Dry Bowser just shook his head as he waved his right boney hand at Toadette. "I rather eat my corn flakes, thank you very much."

Toadette frowned, only to be sucked up into a tornado, screaming while Dry Bowser went into a corner of the airship, the wind not picking him up as a result.

Bone Dry Dunes was dustier than usual, and Toadette was needing something to drink, with Dry Bowser sitting inside himself... more specifically his giant skull that overlooked the starting line, eating a bowl of corn flakes.

"Oh! I'm so hot!" Toadette stated as she fanned herself, panting as she could feel the sweat making her clothes wet in an unpleasant manner. "I need something to drink!"

"I'll never understand you fleshy organisms." Dry Bowser stated as he munched away on his dusty old corn flakes.

"Easy for you to say, bonehead!" Toadette snapped as she glared up at Dry Bowser. "You're just a bunch of bones! You would never understand!"

Dry Bowser smirked as he kept eating, surprised to see Toadette get so angry.

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Dry Bowser was munching on corn flakes while Toadette was stuffing her face with strawberry cupcakes, with Shulk and Pit approaching the two as they were all in the Smash Mansion in Delfino Plaza, the two boy Smashers surprised by Toadette's appetite.

"Wow. That mushroom girl eats as much as Kirby!" Shulk stated as he stretched his arms.

"Don't you think she eats as much as me?" Pit remarked as he frowned, placing his hands on his hips as he frowned.

Dry Bowser munched on more corn flakes as he gulped it down, turning to the two boys. "What brought you two to us, anyway?"

"...I don't remember." Shulk remarked as he sheepishly shrugged, blinking a couple of times.

Toadette burped loudly after eating up the cupcakes, patting her grumbling stomach. "Man, that was good. But I'm still hungry..." She then turned around, screaming with delight as she pointed at the floor, with vanilla ice cream being on it. "OOH!! FLOOR ICE CREAM!!"

"ME FIRST!!" Pit exclaimed as he and Toadette began licking up the floor ice cream.

Shulk and Dry Bowser eyed each other suspiciously as Dark Pit ran into the room, pushing Shulk into the boney reptile as he joined the other two into eating the floor ice cream.

"Make room, you jokahs! This ice cream isn't going to complete itself!" Dark Pit exclaimed in an edgy manner as he was trying to get most of it.

Shulk blushed as he glanced at Dry Bowser, chuckling nervously as Dry Bowser pushed him off of himself, going back to eating his corn flakes.

"How much ice cream do you have here?" Toadette asked as she held her hands together.

"We have MMMMMM a lot, little girl." Morshu stated happily as he was selling his ice cream at one of his various ice cream stands, with this particular one being near the Hoenn region's famed Battle Frontier on the same island. "Pick from your favorite."

"Yeah, his ice cream is so good!" Exclaimed the purple fairy dog Chip from Sonic Unleashed as he was enjoying the ice cream himself.

Dry Bowser watched Toadette pick out a combination of different flavors as he folded his boney arms together, skeptic. "Isn't that way too much ice cream for you, kid?"

"Trust me, bonehead, I may be a small girl, but I have a big appetite!" Toadette playfully responded as she licked up the tower of different flavored ice cream, with Morshu heartily laughing.

"She really loves that ice cream, I tell you what," Morshu remarked as he rolled his right hand around, facing Dry Bowser. "Do you want some ice cream?"

"No thanks." Dry Bowser responded as he glanced to his right, seeing Fat Pikachu spank Gay Piplup on the butt. "What the fuck...?"

"Oh, they do that to bring some excitement over here." Morshu pointed out as he then pointed to the left, with a line of aroused females of different kinds gushing and blushing. "Case in point."

Dry Bowser slapped his forehead with his right hand in disgust as Toadette kept lapping up the ice cream.

Relicanth watched as Toadette munched through wet pretzel after soggy pretzel, with them and Dry Bowser being at Relicanth's Soggy Pretzel stand at the southern end of Seaside Hill, the ancient rock fish Pokemon from Gen 3 being quite surprised.

"She sure has an appetite," Relicanth remarked in surprise as he faced Dry Bowser.

"Trust me, when it comes to food, she'll gladly eat anything." Dry Bowser pointed out as he was polishing off his dull bones. "Makes sense, since it would explain how she has so much energy."

Toadette burped loudly as she pulled out several green dollar bills from underneath her pink mushroom cap, smiling as she tilted her head to the left, blinking. "How about some more soggy pretzels, Mr. Relicanth? Normally pretzels make me thirsty, but these satisfy my thirst quite well!"

"...Can't argue with that logic." Relicanth stated as he blasted several finished pretzels with water, then took Toadette's money and handed her the recently soaked pretzels, surprised at how fast the mushroom girl was chomping through, while Dry Bowser just rolled his eyes.

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Dry Bowser was with Toadette, forcing to go shop with her at the Coconut Mall as Toadette was doing as much shopping as possible, enjoying herself as she twirled around.

"Why did I bother to come here with her...?" Dry Bowser remarked as he watched Toadette purchase huge amounts of clothing.

"Come on, DB! We got a lot more stores to go to!" Toadette exclaimed as she dragged Dry Bowser by the arm.

"Kowalski, status," Skipper stated as he and the other penguins were at a random mall in Manhattan.

"There seems to be certain folks ghere that aren't from this dimension, or realm." Kowalski stated as he was looking through his notepads.

"You mean those two?" Private spoke up as he pointed at Dry Bowser and Toadette, waving at Toadette as he glanced at the other three penguins. "They were nice. Really got along with the cute girl."

"KABLAMO!!" Rico exclaimed as he pulled out a stick of dynamite and pressed it, causing all four penguins to go blasting off again.

Dry Bowser was sitting by a fountain at the mall near Earthbound's Fourside, with Toadette doing some shopping with Peach, Zelda, and Lucina, all four girls dashing from store to store. Chrom, who came there to keep an eye on his daughter, sat with Dry Bowser as he was munching on some fish sticks.

"You're not into this mall shopping craze either, are you?" Chrom chuckled as he continued to munch on his fish sticks.

Dry Bowser sighed as he turned his head to Chrom, nodding his head. "Honestly, yeah. I rather be racing through a mall then shop through it."

Chrom was then grabbed by Lucina, who needed his credit card. Likewise, Toadette grabbed Dry Bowser, just as a way to keep her safe from certain strangers.

"So this is the Lone Pine Mall?" Dry Bowser asked Doc Brown as they were inside the DeLorean time machine, all three characters in 1985 as they were at Hill Valley during the night time, heading into the parking lot of the said mall where the famous DeLorean incident occurred.

"Precisely. Marty told me that it was originally Twin Pines Mall before he went back in time," Doc Brown stated as he had his white lab coat on. "It really is amazing what could change with a little bit of tweaking."

"I guess that's why you shouldn't mess with the space time continuum," Toadette added in as she was licking her strawberry ice cream cone, with the DeLorean heading back to the future... of 2015.

Pokemon's Farting Bianca let out a huge brassy fart on the walkway of the light Skyarrow Bridge as she sighed of relief, fanning the air with her right hand as she turned to Dry Bowser and Toadette, smiling. "Ahhh... wasn't that refreshing?"

"Refreshing?" Dry Bowser scoffed as he brushed his red ponytail. "You just ruined the salty air from the sea."

"Yeah! Think of the poor seagulls!" Toadette exclaimed as she pointed up, with the seagulls flying around coughing as they landed on the pavement, choking on Bianca's fart gas.

"...Whoops!" Bianca cheerfully admitted as she let out another thunderous tuba toot that shook the bridge, causing the foundation to break as everyone on the bridge went tumbling down into the river separating Castelia City from the Pinwheel Forest.

"Where is that key...?" Emperor Palpatine groaned as he slapped his forehead, turning to Darth Vader. "I knew we went the wrong way!"

"Well don't blame me. i was just following that mushroom girl's advice." Darth Vader stated as he pointed at Toadette, who was selling tickets with Dry Bowser at an underground mall somewhere in the Sinnoh region, with an Amazing Race game occurring.

"Gee whiz, I wonder if anyone knew that we competed on the Amazing Race several times," Toadette remarked as she was selling tickets to the humbling tourists, most of which were Pokemon from Gen 4 and above.

"Obviously a few might recognize us. I mean, we're winners, for crying out loud." Dry Bowser stated, for he was referring to a particular season of the Amazing Race where he and Toadette won the entire race amazingly in 1st place. "I just can't believe they managed to rope us into doing this."

"Hey, shut your trap and do your job," Paul Blart the mall cop stated as he was keeping a close eye on the two to make sure they were doing their job, with more teams running up to get their next hint.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were in the Wii Fit Studio, with both of them stretching with both of the Wii Fit Trainers, the two white skinned fitness trainers both wearing blue shirts. Dry Bowser has having a bit of a problem stretching his arms out, just for you.

"Ugh... how the hell could anyone do this?" Dry Bowser questioned as he felt some of his bones breaking off his boney body.

Toadette laughed as she turned to Dry Bowser, lifting her right foot and holding it with both of her hands. "It's because you just concentrate on being balanced, silly!" She lost her concentration and fell on her butt, blinking.

Dry Bowser closed his eyes as he tried his best to focus, but broke into various bones instead, with the Wii Fit Trainers chuckling as they got into different positions. Toadette giggled as she noticed Dry Bowser's skull glaring at her angrily.

Popo: Oh no... I think I have to- (sneezes)

Nana: Oh Popo, control yourself! You're trying to cause a (sneezes)

Both of the Ice Climbers sneezed at the same time, and it caused them to tumble down the icy mountain as they screamed. Dry Bowser and Toadette were close to the peak as they saw the Ice Climbers rolling away.

"You think they need help?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as they were both wearing yellow colored, different sized parkas.

"...Meh. They know how to get back up. They're the Ice Climbers, after all." Dry Bowser responded calmly, with the duo eventually reaching the top, much to the dismay of the actual Ice Climbers, who went into a cave, being attacked by Topis, blue seals, and polar bears, who were all angry at the duo for being clobbered by their wooden mallets.

"Come on! Just jump!" Toad exclaimed to Dry Bowser and Toadette as they were standing on platforms in the middle of outer space, as the various Rainbow Roads were nearby high above them.

"I... don't know. I don't wanna fall in." Toadette gulped as she was trembling.

Dry Bowser rolled his eyes. "Please. You start to get emotional at anything. It's just platforming."

Dry Bowser decided to go ahead, only to be gobbled by a giant space shark. Toadette peed herself as she screamed, proceeding to head in the other direction as she got knocked by a DeLorean, with Toad facepalming himself.

"I should have checked to see if there were any Universal references..." Toad remarked, for he was then attacked by a bunch of space velociraptors from Jurassic Park, then getting attacked by a giant space T-Rex.

"All right... let's see if DB will actually fall for this," Toadette stated as she was at the Bone Dry Dunes, having placed a black piano in the middle of the road as she was standing in front of a boulder.

Dry Bowser pulled up to the piano in his Parade Kart, taking a glance at the piano as Toadette pushed the boulder down. Dry Bowser spotted this, and pulled out a yellow cape, using it to deflect the boulder, which rolled back up, headed into the air, and then crashed down on Toadette, injuring her.

"Don't think I don't know my Looney Tunes gags," Dry Bowser retorted as he picked up the piano and proceeded to leave.

"...kid, do you need to eat that much food?" Dry Bowser remarked as he and Toadette were at a random table near a food court in the mall near the Empire City, with Toadette eating all sorts of fast food.

"But of course!" Toadette burped as she sipped up a lot of soda. "A mall requires a lot of energy! And what would it be without food!?" She then went back into eating, occasionally letting out some high pitched farts.

Dry Bowser sighed as he placed his right hand on his face, sighing while Toadette kept stuffing her face with all sorts of junk food.

"DB, look!" Toadette exclaimed as she pointed at a giant movie theater that was the face of another huge mall. "They have the newest movies! Let's go in!"

"Look, Toadette, I rather we just-" Dry Bowser attempted to reason with Toadette, but the young pink capped mushroom girl grabbed the skeletal reptile, forcing him to go through another of her mall shenanigans.

"I wanna see a movie! Please, Drysy, please?" Toadette pleaded as she widened her eyes, being obnoxiously cute.

"...how do I get myself into these situations?" Dry Bowser groaned as he remembered a flashback regarding Toadette trying to get him to leave the Smash Mansion in Delfino Plaza, promptly shaking his head with disappointment as he always end up doing.

Dry Bowser watched the crowds of people running throughout the mall, with Toadette and Pikachu running up to Dry Bowser as they held various toys in their hands.

"Look, Dry Bows! We managed to get amiibos!" Toadette exclaimed as she giggled.

"Don't I look so good?" Pikachu remarked as he was glancing at his amiibo.

Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he took a look at his tablet. "I don't understand the appeal of these things. They're just statues."

Toadette and Pikachu shook their head sas they left Dry Bowser, going back to shopping.

Dry Bowser was looking for the Mercedes car he arrived at the mall with Toadette, being in the giant parking lot as he scratched his head.

"Ugh, where did I park this damn thing?" Dry Bowser remarked as he shook his head, feeling stressed as he tried to relax his bone muscles. "I knew I should have kept a signal on it..."

"DB! DB!" Toadette exclaimed as she had a huge catalog of gifts in her hands she got from shopping, a crowd of envious female shoppers chasing her. "Did you find the car yet?"

"No I didn't find-" Dry Bowser was knocked into a nearby van by Toadette, who dropped some of the presents as the envious female shoppers acted like a stampede, going right through the parking lot as Dry Bowser has his eyes widened, as much as they could be anyway, surprised at how much girls liked to shop.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were riding a subway train through Manhattan in New York City, with it being night as Toadette was eating McDonald's, while Dry Bowser eyed the various different people riding the subway train.

"Man, tonight's trip to the mall in Times Square was great!" Toadette exclaimed as she finished off her Quarter Pounder with cheese, turning to Dry Bowser. "When are we gonna go again?"

"Sooner than you think." Dry Bowser chuckled as he patted Toadette on the head, with the train heading eastward to Brooklyn, New York.

"You know what I like about the Lumineon?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as they were walking through the Marine Tube in the Unova region.

"What?" Dry Bowser remarked as he saw a couple of Lumineon swim by alongside a school of Luvdisc.

"They have beautiful butterfly wing!" Toadette exclaimed as she raised her arms in the air.

"...I guess that is pretty noteworthy." Dry Bowser stated while rubbing his boney chin with his right skeletal hand.

"I have something to say!" Toadette stated in the room full of Smashers and other non playable characters in Smash Bros as they were all on the deck of the Daisy Cruiser that was heading to the baseball kingdom. "I just pooped in my undies!"

There was complete silence as no one knew what to say. Dry Bowser, however, decided to act and throw Toadette off of the boat, with everyone gasping as they glanced at him.

"What? She was asking for it!" Dry Bowser exclaimed in his defense as he shrugged, a splash being heard.

"...He does have a point." Arceus added, being the first one to speak after Dry Bowser, allowing discussion to resume as usual.

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Dry Bowser was moving some furniture around the Smash Mansion as Uncle Grandpa popped up, causing the boney reptile to scream as he dropped the furniture.

"Goddamn it!" Dry Bowser cursed as he glared at Uncle Grandpa. "Now was not the fucking time for this shit, Grandpa Uncle!"

"Actually, it's Uncle Grandpa." Fastidious Beaver corrected as he popped up from the vase nearby.

"No one asked you!" Dry Bowser remarked as he chucked a bone at the beaver, knocking him out.

"Now is that any way to greet a friend?" Uncle Grandpa stated as he extended out his arms. "I heard that you could do anything if you put your mind to it, so I came to drop by and say..." He then got into Dry Bowser's face. "GOOD MORNING!!"

"OMG, it's Uncle G!" Toadette squealed as she was so overjoyed she wet herself.

"That's right, kid, and I think you're gonna need these," Uncle Grandpa stated as he summoned his RV, with it spitting out hundreds of white panties as it buried the trio.

Dry Bowser emerged out of the pile of underwear as he saw Toadette glomping Uncle Grandpa, sighing as he shook his head. "Why do I even bother...?"

"Welcome to my world." Mr. Gus stated as he was on top of the RV, trying to get some sun rays from Delfino Plaza outside.

"Was there a chapter where we didn't say anything at all?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as they were both stuck in the bathtub together, with them trying their darnedest to squeeze out, being in the mansion's most royal bathroom, on the highest floor no doubt. The odd part was that Toadette was still wearing her regular pink clothing, only not having her underwear on, which didn't matter from the viewpoint due to just her upper body being visible.

"Probably was, but it's likely changed at this point. Unless the stupid author plans to add another one where we don't say a word as its prime gimmick," Dry Bowser pointed out as he observed the area. "I could break apart myself as usual, but I don't want to wreck this bathroom..."

"That's a good tactic," Uncle Grandpa stated as he was reading a newspaper on the toilet, not actually using it as he was sitting on the toilet's lid, with the three characters hearing Nana the female pink clad Ice Climber bang on the door.

"How long does it take for you guys to get a shower going!?" Nana groaned as she squirmed in pain, leaking a bit of her pee in her parka pants. "I gotta go superbad!"

"Hmm, where have I heard that before...?" Uncle Grandpa stated as he rubbed his chin with his right hand, being distracted from his train of thought as Toadette farted bubbles in the bathtub, much to Dry Bowser's disgust.

"Sorry." Toadette innocently stated with a blush and embarrassed smile as she held her hands together, blinking.

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"Hey guys!" Shulk exclaimed as he ran into The Room, holding his Monado in front of Dry Bowser and Toadette. "Look what I made with my Monado!"

Dry Bowser and Toadette squinted as they looked at the Monado, then back up at Shulk.

"...It's fricking nothing." Dry Bowser and Toadette responded simultaneously.

"...NOOOO!!" Shulk cried out in despair as he fell on his knees, screaming like Darth Vader.

Speaking of which, Darth Vader emerged from the shadows of the corner with the plants, force choking Shulk as Dry Bowser squinted his eyes while Toadette gasped.

"Why can't anyone think of their own phrase to say?" Darth Vader asked the two as he forced choked Shulk to death.

"...so, these are the two droids we were looking for?" Emperor Palpatine asked Darth Vader as they were in the Emperor's chamber in Coruscant, with Dry Bowser and Toadette there, each on Darth Vader's side as they were both handcuffed, with Dry Bowser wearing Darth Vader's uniform while Toadette was dressed up like a white droid, a legion of white Stormtroopers behind them.

"Yes. I saw these two head into the city," Darth Vader explained as he moved his right hand around. "They know more than they appear." He then pointed at Dry Bowser. "Plus, he's ripping off my look."

"Hey, this was the only costume they had available." Dry Bowser snarkly responded, being sliced into a pile of bones by Darth Vader, who used his red lightsaber on him.

"DB! No!" Toadette cried out in horror as she collapsed on her barely existing knees, which in turn caused the armor to fall off of her.

"...it's treason, then." Palpatine remarked as he stood up from his throne, zapping Toadette with Sith lightning as he began cackling like mad, with Darth Vader and the stormtroopers just watching, unsure what to do.

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Toadette farted loudly as she blushed, fanning away the smelly butt blast she released. "Oh my... excuse me."

Dry Bowser, who was in the kitchen of the Smash Mansion making pancakes for the Smashers, sighed as he turned to Toadette, Delfino Plaza being seen through the window. "Must you? You know how much I hate it when you pass gas."

"Well, I can help but be gassy, DB! It's one of my many traits being a girl in a Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus story!" Toadette exclaimed while moving her arms around, farting out an orchestra of brassy farts, ending it on a bassy deep pitched tuba toot as her eyes widened, the blush on her face getting much redder in color. "...and I think I might need to change my underwear."

"Aww! Toadette needs a diaper change!" Princess Peach giggled as she farted into the kitchen, picking up Toadette and spinning out, with Toadette screaming for help.

Dry Bowser just sighed as he rolled his eyes. "Why the hell do I always get paired with the morons...?"

"Say, where's Toadette?" Samus Aran asked Dry Bowser as they were playing some golf in the volcanic Norfair stage, with the armored bounty hunter swinging her orange golf ball above the molten red magma below.

"She's off doing girl things with the other chicks." Dry Bowser sighed as he watched Ridley come up to take a swing. "That's all she said to me. I have no idea what is going on with her, otherwise."

Toadette was having a farting contest with Peach, Lady Palutena, and Lucina, with all girls giggling as they were in their sleepover clothing, with Toadette churning out the most toots as she was determined to outfart Peach. All of them were hanging out in Peach's room.

"Man, I'm glad that I have you three girls to be gassy with!" Toadette gleefully exclaimed as she farted with relative ease, allowing the stink to faze in.

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"Great Scott!" Doc Brown exclaimed as he emerged from his DeLorean, taking a glance around to see that he was in Delfino Plaza, with it being night in Isle Delfino. "Where did I send myself to this time?"

"...isn't that Doc Brown?" Dry Bowser stated to Toadette as he pointed at the recognizable human scientist.

"Yeah! Golly, what would bring him all the way out here?" Toadette remarked as she placed her hands on her face, blinking.

"Either way, he clearly needs some help." Dry Bowser remarked as he decided to leave the entrance hall of the Smash Mansion, heading to the restaurant near the Shine Gate as he approached Doc Brown. "Hey, Doctor Emmett Brown-"

Doc Brown screamed at the sight of Dry Bowser, taking a plunge in the water. Dry Bowser squinted his eyes as he scratched his skull.

"What was his problem?" Dry Bowser remarked as he brushed back his red, fiery hair. "All I wanted to know was that if he was all right."

"Oh, let's leave him, DB!" Toadette exclaimed as she jumped into the DeLorean. "We got a time machine, after all!"

"...of course." Dry Bowser sighed as he followed Toadette, taking the driver's wheel as the DeLorean took to the skies, flying as it went through the fabrics of space and time, disappearing into the night after hitting 88 miles per hour.

"...No way!" Shulk exclaimed as he witnessed the DeLorean blasting through time, rushing to the scene to see if it was actually there, or just him going nuts. "That was... the DeLorean!"

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"Question?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as they were in a classroom somewhere in the many depths of the Smash Mansion.

Dry Bowser sighed as he turned to Toadette. "Yes, kid, what is it?"

Toadette twirled her fingers together. "Why are we here instead of, say, Universal Studios or Disneyland?"

"...do you really want me to answer that?" Dry Bowser remarked.

Toadette was going to reply when an earthquake struck all of Isle Delfino, causing the classroom to collapse on itself. As expected, Dry Bowser broke into several pieces of himself, sighing as the rubble crushed him and Toadette.

"Ahhh! The great outdoors!" Toadette stated as she was taking a dip in the giant lake in the middle of the grassy meadows near the Shroom Ridge.

Suddenly, that infamous suspense tune everyone is familiar with began playing. Toadette looked around, wondering what it was. Before she could do anything, she was grabbed. She didn't see the giant blue fin that was coming straight towards her.

Dry Bowser was making some sandwiches when he looked up, to see the same fin approach him. He squinted his eyes, to see the Great White Shark from Jaws - old Bruce himself - surfacing up, attempting to take all the sandwiches.

"Not today, you finned bastard," Dry Bowser remarked as he jumped into the water to do combat with Jaws, with it being quite a spectacular match.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were playing through a series of microgames inside Ashley's haunted mansion near Diamond City, with the two character sweating as Toadette's pink dress was damp with sweat, while Dry Bowser could feel his bones breaking up piece by piece.

"Feeling the burn yet?" Ashley remarked as she was stuffing her face into some cheesecake with Pichu, burping loudly.

"Oh, I'm really gonna need a diaper change after this!" Toadette admitted as she took a quick breather, only to go back at the event again as she was running away from a giant meatball.

"TMI, kid!" Dry Bowser stated as he was trying to avoid being swatted by a giant green fly swatter.

"I like this. This is fun!" Pichu admitted with a burp of her own after munching through her piece of cheesecake, with Ashley farting in sync.

Mona was farting up a storm while she was singing to a crowd of Diamond City's residents and tourists inside the newly constructed stadium made from the money garnered by all the micro games, with everyone cheering except Dry Bowser, who was dragged to the concert by Toadette, who really was in the mood for the songs.

"This here is Mona Pizza!" Mona sung as she shook her brass burping butt, wearing her Mona Pizza uniform as she rolled her right hand around in the air. "Makers of the world's best eatsa!"

"Fresh sauce and cheese galo-ore, brought straight to your front do-or!" Toadette sung along with the rest of the crowd, clapping in sync with the song and Mona's tuba toots.

Dry Bowser slapped his left boney hand on his face as he groaned. "Why did I think coming here was a good idea...?" He mumbled to himself above all the cheering, the singing, the clapping, and of course, Mona's deep pitched farting.

"Toadette, there's something... I've been meaning to share with you." Dry Bowser remarked to Toadette as they were on the balcony overlooking Delfino Plaza and the rest of Isle Delfino at night.

"I think I know what it is..." Toadette remarked with a giggle as she grabbed Dry Bowser's skull with both of her hands, kissing him on the lips.

Dry Bowser flailed his boney arms as he didn't intend this to happen, with Wario snooping as usual, you see, as he chuckled, taking some quick photos of this.

"Wahaha... this is gold!" Wario admitted as he scratched his butt, tiptoeing away as he planned to sell the photos on EBay. "Imma gonna be rich... ehehehehe!"

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"...oh my..." Toadette admitted as she blushed, placing her hands on her face.

"How long has he been doing this?" Paul Blart asked Dry Bowser.

"Annoyingly, for a good while." Dry Bowser stated, his bony arms folded as he shook his head in disapproval.

"WAH!! WALUIGI'S SO FRIGGIN' PRETTY!!" Waluigi exclaimed while twirling around, feeling happy that money was raining on him as he was twirling about on a vine, being at a strip club as various others were present there. Dry Bowser and Toadette were there to help bail out Pit and Shulk, who ended up getting locked together in a closet naked.

"I could watch this forever!" Cherrim exclaimed as she began blushing so much, she accidentally released some pink petals.

"I'm starting to melt from all this action..." Vanilluxe muttered as she was melting from the glorious sight of Waluigi.

"All right, let's go and find those two idiot kids before you wet yourself," Dry Bowser stated as he grabbed Toadette, who was also feeling strange aroused levels of comfort as Waluigi dancing around was really getting to her.

"Waluigi... so sexy... dat ass..." Toadette muttered as she began drooling, big pink hearts in her eyes as she couldn't stop staring at the majestic Waluigi.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were racing around the wild west as Toadette was using a lightweight pipe framed kart while Dry Bowser was riding in a Mercedes car, with Dry Bowser giving Toadette a heavy kart build so that she could bump the reptilian skeleton back.

"This is fun! Why did we never attempt to do this, DB?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as both of them began to spin around.

"Beats me, kid. I just thought this would be a clever way to pass the time." Dry Bowser responded as he and Toadette went across a gorge, landing on the other side as they kept driving away.

"You sure you wanna try this?" Shulk stated as he held Toadette from a sling shot just in front of the Guar Plains.

"Yeah! I've done this several times!" Toadette laughed.

Shulk gulped as he closed his eyes, freeing Toadette, who went soaring across the Guar Plains high in the sky... before crashing into Metal Face, screaming as she tumbled down.

"Come on, bone for brains! Pick it up!" Conker The Squirrel exclaimed as he was getting annoyed.

"Hey, getting a feather isn't as easy as you think, squirrel boy!" Dry Bowser snapped as he was attempting to get a yellow feather, but it kept blowing away from him. "Goddamn it!"

"It's like that skeleton is cursed, or something." A random gray squirrel stated to other squirrels, who nodded their heads in agreement.

Toadette: ...Something about this movie is rubbing me the wrong way.

Dry Bowser: No kidding. I think Bane and this CIA agent might be gay.

"If I pull that off, will you blush?"

"It would be extremely embarrassing..."

"You're a cute guy."

"...for you."

Dry Bowser and Toadette both stuck their tongues out as they were in a small theater, both of them not impressed by the movie.

Dry Bowser was having some coffee in the Smash Mansion's enormous kitchen as he watched an angry Little Mac chase after Shulk, who screamed as he was wearing Little Mac's pink hiking suit. Toadette came by with a huge plate of pancakes, the sunlight from outside illuminating the mansion, for it was extra sunny in Delfino Plaza.

"Gosh, things just never seem to be peaceful around here." Toadette remarked to Dry Bowser as she poured some maple syrup on her pancakes.

Dry Bowser scoffed as he rolled his eyes. "Since when was Smash Bros ever peaceful?"

"Gee, I guess you're right." Toadette admitted as she began wolfing down her pancakes, with Dry Bowser simply shaking his head.

Dry Bowser was helping Pikachu charge up his electrical energy inside the Smash Mansion's electric room as Toadette walked in, drinking a soda as she looked at Pikachu, then Dry Bowser.

"...should I just leave?" Toadette asked as she sipped her soda again.

Dry Bowser nodded his head as he folded his boney arms together. "It's... probably for the best."

Respecting the skeletal reptile's decision, Toadette burped as she left The Room, saying hi to some of the M named Nintendo characters roaming around as Dry Bowser went back to helping Pikachu, promising some popcorn afterwards.

Toadette's stomach grumbled as she sighed, being in line with Dry Bowser at the Sunshine Airport as she groaned. "Oh, DB, I'm so hungry... can't we get ice cream, or something?"

"Be patient, kid. The race is going to start." Dry Bowser told her as he saw several Mii racers zip by on different vehicles.

"Robin!" Robin exclaimed as he walked into the Titans tower, to see Dry Bowser and Toadette making a mess in the living room, seeing the other four Teen Titans cowering in fear at the right corner by the television set, sighing. "Rob out."

"Wait, don't go!" Toadette exclaimed as Robin went back into the elevator, heading down.

"Well... that didn't go well." Dry Bowser remarked as he was holding various musical instruments, with the Titans Tower exploding shortly afterwards.

"...So, how did your day go?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as the two were racing around the Super Bell Highway, with Toadette having several white bandages on her pink mushroom cap and body.

"It went as well as you would expect." Dry Bowser stated, covered up in white feathers as he held a yellow feather, both of the two using the vehicles they used when they were racing in the wild west. "It went wrong."

Dry Bowser watched from the wet sidewalk as it continued pouring on the streets of New York City, with Toadette groaning as she was getting soaked and wet from the constant rain.

"Couldn't we get an umbrella, at least!?" Toadette snapped as she was searching for a place to cover herself from getting anymore wet.

"Who needs an umbrella when you can get a free shower... sans actually having cleaning utensils, of course." Dry Bowser pointed out, as he quite obviously was enjoying the rain on him, taking it in stride since he was a skeleton and all.

Dry Bowser watched as Toadette burped loudly, eating through several sandwiches as the two were at a newly constructed Subway's restaurant, which was near the subway running through the city near the Moonview Highway, with it being night of course.

"Do you have to go through those sandwiches so quickly?" Dry Bowser remarked while squinting his eyes.

"Yes! I want to eat fresh!" Toadette stated as she then burped and farted at the same time, going back into her fast eating, with Dry Bowser glancing around to see the other customers looking at them oddly.

"Mail call!" Roy exclaimed as he rushed to the front of the camping tent in the middle of the Click Clock Woods, to see Toadette delivering mail. "For me?"

"For you, big guy!" Toadette exclaimed as she handed the letter to Roy, who opened it as he was punched in the face by Dry Bowser.

"Enjoy the letter, redhead!" Dry Bowser exclaimed as he then poured some fried chicken on Roy, which summoned Ike as he attacked Roy.

"Err..." Toadette remarked as she looked at Amy Rose and Knuckles The Echidna, with both of them not looking like their usual selves.

"Well?" Amy and Knuckles stated in unison as they gave the mushroom girl a concerned look, with Dry Bowser folding his bony arms, all four of them at a rocky plateau overlooking Isle Delfino.

"Do we look fine or not?" Amy asked as she was quite annoyed.

"...well, I could, but your faces are swapped." Dry Bowser casually pointed out while rolling his right hand around. "No need to worry, we can fix it."

"You fixing us after you got us into this mess in the first place?" Knuckles remarked as he squinted his eyes.

Toadette frowned as she turned to Dry Bowser, holding down her pink dress. "DB, i don't think they trust us..."

"Yeah. They probably would put faith in us as much as they do on Cartoon Network for advertising anything that's not Teen Titans," Dry Bowser remarked as he played around with the 'new episode' logo that was on the CN logo on the bottom right corner of the screen.

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"Hey DB," Toadette started as she giggled, placing her hands on her face. "Remember when we were a part of the Avengers?"

"...actually kid, no I don't." Dry Bowser responded as he folded his boney arms, both of them walking down one of the many endless hallways in the spacious Smash Mansion within Delfino Plaza.

"Well I do, and the viewers at home are gonna get a flashback!" Toadette stated as she twirled around, causing the change to change from the hallway to the battlegrounds of New York City, specifically in Manhattan near the Empire State Building.

"What the fuck?" Dry Bowser remarked as he looked around, before glancing at himself in a nearby broken mirror to see that he was dressed up like Thor. "Kid, what did you-"

"Isn't it great?" Toadette giggled as she was dressed up like Black Widow, somehow managing to grow legs as Iron Man, Captain America, and Bruce Banner all showed up, understandably confused.

"All right, want to explain what's going on?" Iron Man stated as he opened up his face mask to reveal his true identify, Tony Stark.

Captain America nodded his head in agreement, holding up his shield. "Yeah, I don't remember you guys looking like this."

Bruce Banner rubbed his chin as he observed Toadette. "As cute as Black Widow is, she's not midget cute. And that's factoring in the big guy,"

"For you!" Toadette remarked as she twirled around.

Everyone stared blankly at her as Dry Bowser sighed, planting his right boney hand on his face.

"She loves to Banepost, please forgive her." Dry Bowser stated, having to explain what Baneposting was to the three superheroes.

This moment wouldn't last, for New York City was under attack, and the Avengers, plus Dry Bowser and Toadette, had to go duke it out, with Bruce Banner transforming into the Hulk and partnering up with Toadette.

"Hey DB," Toadette asked as she and Dry Bowser were in an active arcade with there being a swimming pool in the middle. "How come they have a pool installed here?"

"Because they need all the attention they could get." Dry Bowser responded as Big The Cat jumped into the pool, swamping the arcade as Dry Bowser's bones were knocked apart from the huge splashdown.

"Actually, they couldn't find room to put the massive pool anywhere," Fastidious Beaver corrected as he popped up in Toadette's underwear, sticking out from the front, much to her dismay. "So they planted it here in the arcade room."

"Why are you in my undies, you nasty!?" Toadette exclaimed as she blushed madly, with the various kids running around the arcade shocked to find a seemingly old beaver in the diaper of a seemingly young humanoid mushroom girl.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were going through Shrek's dingy, smelly old green swamp as they were looking for something priceless.

"You think we'll actually find anything here?" Toadette asked as she really didn't want to get dirty from the swamp.

"Of course, kid, that ogre has to have something priceless here," Dry Bowser stated as he pushed a boulder, finding some bright green gems underneath. "Hello..."

"WHAT ARE YA DOIN' IN MAH SWAMP!?" Shrek screeched as he charged at Dry Bowser and Toadette, causing them to flee.

"Did you ever see Shrek get this angry?' Donkey asked as he turned to Puss in Boots.

"No. Not much." Puss replied while licking himself. "But I do know not to mess with Shrek."

"...and that's how we got like this." Toadette exclaimed as she was bandaged all over her body, being in a wheelchair, with Dry Bowser only having his bouncing skull, both of them back in the Smash Mansion.

"Huh. I guess you two really feel bad. That whole experience sounds extremely painful." Shulk remarked as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand.

"For you!" Toadette Baneposted, laughing as she then winced in pain. "Owww, my ass...!"

"Idiot." Dry Bowser scoffed as he just rolled his eyes, not bothering to put in any effort to speak in hopes of recovering quicker.

"SomeBODY once told me you guys were in a lot of pain-y!" Sung Pit as he attempted to play doctor for the day.

"NOOOOO!!" Toadette, Dry Bowser, and Darth Vader all screamed in horror, with Darth Vader being there because he wanted a quick, pointless cameo.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were sunbathing on the sandy shore of the Gelato Beach as they were enjoying the sun rays.

"Nothing beats lying down on the beach." Toadette stated, her arms down on her stomach.

"You said it." Dry Bowser mumbled in agreement, his skeletal arms wrapped around the back of his boney head.

This wouldn't last as a huge salty wave of sea water splashed down on the beach, soaking the two, with the waves taking Dry Bowser's scattered bones into the ocean.

Dry Bowser was grilling hot hamburgers on his grill at the beach on the Pinna Park, while Toadette was playing volleyball with some of the female Smashers.

"Man, those look really good!" Shulk exclaimed as he felt his stomach rumble at the sight of the burgers. "I really feel how sexy they are!"

"...Sexy?" Dry Bowser stated as he squinted at Shulk oddly. "Just because they look great, doesn't mean they're sexy..."

Dry Bowser's skull was then knocked off his body from the volleyball hitting him, causing him to sigh as he kept cooking his burgers.

"Sorry about that!" Toon Link exclaimed as he rubbed the back of her head.

"Wait, Toon, why are you playing with us?" Lucina asked as a few of the other girls murmured in agreement.

"What, I can't take place in some volleyball?" Toon Link responded as it folded his arms, feeling insulted that her fellow teammates would distrust him/her.

"Yeah guys, it's just a game." Toadette agreed as she tried to ignore her rumbling stomach, sensing the powerful aroma of the burgers Dry Bowser was grilling up.

Dry Bowser was taking a stroll around the actual theme park that Pinna Park was famed for while Toadette rode around on the roller coaster, shooting at the pink balloons in the shape of Bowser Junior's head. Bowser Jr. pouted as he watched this from the ground in his Junior Klown Kar, wearing binoculars.

"I can't believe it! She's just shooting the balloons with my face on it!" Bowser Jr. snapped as he turned to Dry Bowser. "What's up with that?"

Dry Bowser shrugged as he was focused on his walk, while Toadette was a bit too excited as the coaster was going faster, causing her to lose control of her bladder.

"Oh, I knew I should have brought an extra diaper!" Toadette exclaimed as she felt moist, and not just from the water that was leaking a bit from the water filled rockets she was shooting out of.

"You think anyone will notice that this gets cross posted on Fanfiction.Net to a certain extent?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as the two were walking around Manhattan with Arceus, the three having explored all of New York City in one day, with it now being night and literally seeing the Big Apple in a new light.

"If they're fans of Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus, then probably." Dry Bowser stated as he munched on some fries, with a portion of tourists shocked to find a skeleton munching on food.

"Not like it's a surprise. That place is just bigger... and, well, older." Arceus remarked as he shook his head. "At least it doesn't have annoying flies like this stupid city does!"

Dry Bowser and Toadette watched as Tiny Kong farted up a thunderous storm of brassy deep pitched tuba toots that puffed up the back of her blue pants on the sunset based Sirena Beach, being in awe in how much gas Tiny Kong stuffed in her flatulent fat ass. The visitors and workers there were just as shocked, not knowing what to say.

"Gosh, I never knew Tiny Kong's farting big butt could be so... musical." Toadette remarked as she could have sworn that Tiny Kong's farts started to sound like a mix of a saxophone and tuba.

"Well she likes doing it so much, it's not a surprise." Dry Bowser sighed as he folded his boney arms together. "She's basically the next Princess Peach. Or Lady Palutena."

"Goodness, so she's becoming the third go to farting girl for Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus?" Toadette remarked as she held her hands together. "That's a shock." She then let out a high pitched fart herself, blushing. "O-oops! Guess I spoke too soon!"

Dry Bowser slapped his forehead in disgust at Toadette, just shaking his head in disappointment.

Toadette sighed of relief as she was in the salty warm sea water surrounding the Peach Beach, with Dry Bowser pulling up in his Piranha Prowler as he was wondering what the pink clad mushroom girl was up to.

"Why are you so calm with being in the sea?" Dry Bowser remarked while rubbing the back of his boney head with his left hand.

"Because I'm soiling myself, silly!" Toadette laughed as she turned to Dry Bowser, the water surrounding her closely being a bit greener. "I have no shame peeing in public if I do it in the water!"

"I..." Dry Bowser attempted to speak, but was so disgusted he drove off, only to be flipped into the air by an annoying green Cataquack, with several other different colored Cataquacks joining in on flipping Dry Bowser into the air, while Toadette continued peeing herself, being in her regular clothing as she had no problem being soaked.

"Just have to pour this potion in very carefully..." Doc Brown remarked as he was sticking his tongue out, trying to get this particular substance in his lab down.

"HEY DOC, WE GOT CHINESE!!" Toadette exclaimed as she twirled around inside the garage, causing the doctor to drop his potion as it crashed and splattered.

"Great going, kid... now you doomed us all." Dry Bowser bemoaned as he followed the mushroom girl in, with the substance from the potion turning into gas as everything inside the lab turned into red hot flames.

"DB... I think I'm pregnant!" Toadette exclaimed with both of her hands on her slightly pudgy stomach as everyone gasped, causing even the seagulls flying around the Shy Guy Beach to be silenced in awe.

"...Dear God." Dry Bowser remarked as he then exploded into various pieces of bones, not believing what he had just heard. His scattered bones knocked a few scuttling crabs into the water, the impact being quite great.

Escargoon was slithering down the hallway as he was humming to himself, pausing as he glanced inside a room, to see Dry Bowser and Toadette trying to fix several pipes.

"Gosh darn, how do the Mario Bros do this!?" Toadette exclaimed as she tried to fit the pipes into each other, but failed.

"Years of experience. You'd be grateful to have it." Dry Bowser stated as he, too, was having trouble with connecting the pipes.

"...I think I'll just go and get those Mario brothers to do this job." Escargoon told the two as he shrugged, proceeding to head to the nearest phone.

"Who wants chocolate milk?" Wolf O' Donnell spoke up as he had a tray with cartons of chocolate milk.

"CHOCOLATE!!" Toadette, Toad, and Ness exclaimed cheerfully as they tackled Wolf, each of them trying tot ake their own cartons as Dry Bowser lifted the newspaper he was reading on the sofa.

"Why do we still hang around this place...?" Dry Bowser muttered to himself as he flipped through the pages of his newspaper, only to be splashed with hot chocolate milk. Which in turn caused him to attack the kids.

Toadette: There's something in my hair...

Dry Bowser: That's just your new bang you got.

Toadette blinked as she took a glance at the mirror inside a dressing room, seeing an artificial blonde tuff of hair hanging over her face. Dry Bowser just sighed as he folded his boney arms together, being annoyed.

Toadette: Oh yeah.

Dick Dastardly was inside a garage as he was trying to write up on new cheats to use in the race, while Muttley was being a useless piece of shit as Dry Bowser and Toadette were fixing up the Mean Machine.

"How does one drive inside a weird machine like this!?"  Toadette exclaimed as she was sprayed with oil in the face, coughing.

"It's a 'mean' machine, it's not supposed to be conventional!" Dry Bowser snapped as he slammed down the hood on the Mean Machine, causing the hood to pop back up as it caused Dry Bowser's skull to go sky high.

"Hey! You better not get a scratch on my precious baby!" Dick Dastardly exclaimed as he shook his right fist, with Muttley chuckling.

Toadette was trying out a bunch of shorts in a SEARS store at the Coconut Mall, turning her head to Dry Bowser. "What do you think, DB? Is my butt too big?"

"Maybe for you. But it looks normal to me." Dry Bowser stated, as he was trying out some ties as he wanted to see how different he would look with a bit of clothing on him. "Why am I doing this...?"

Toadette: (groans) Oh, how long do we have to be in here?

Dry Bowser: As long as the elevator takes, kid.

Charmy Bee: Why do elevators take this long?

Chrom: Because it's an elevator. it's what they do.

Toadette's stomach grumbled loudly as she groaned, being hungry as Dry Bowser was patiently waiting for the elevator to reach the top of the observatory, with Charmy wanting to fly around as he didn't have enough space. Chrom just wanted to install chrome panels into The Room he was going to head into later.

Dry Bowser watched as Toadette tried out various different swim suits, the skeletal reptile being skeptical as he watched Toadette step out, each time the new outfit making her look more skimpy. It didn't help that various people noticed, as they were on the beach in front of the Coconut Mall.

"Well? How do I look, DB?" Toadette stated as she did a twirl to show off her entire body, wearing a yellow bikini so thing, you could be tricked into thinking she was naked.

Taking a glance at Toadette, Dry Bowser took a sip of his coffee as he replied, "Oh, you look great. The seagulls wouldn't be able to tell the difference between you and the sand."

Feeling shocked, Toadette slapped Dry Bowser, causing his skull to fall off his head as it rolled on the sand towards the sea, with the waves carrying him out to sea yet again. Toadette then proceeded to run off crying, wondering if Dry Bowser would ever understand the concept of wearing bikinis.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were sitting on the wooden pier at the Cheep Cheep Beach, fishing for some rare fish alongside Big The Cat, with all of them waiting for the perfect fish to arrive.

"Man, what can you do to make this go faster...?" Toadette yawned as she was feeling bored.

"Hey, there's nothing wrong with fishing. It's a test of patience." Dry Bowser pinpointed as he could feel a tug on his fishing rod, reeling it to pull up a enormous Great White Shark. "Holy shit! I got Jaws!"

"I wish I had Fwoggy..." Big sighed as he shook his head, wondering where his best friend Froggy was, despite the fact that the green frog was resting in between the fat purple cat's legs.

"This coffee is good!" Toad exclaimed as he was drinking a choco cup of coffee in a Starbucks at the Super Bell Highway with Toadette and Dry Bowser.

"I know, right? It's so yummy!" Toadette giggled as she proceeded to drink her vanilla flavored coffee, burping in relief.

Dry Bowser just shook his head as he had a regular cup of coffee, not being one to 'mix' it up. "Eh. I don't know what is it about caffeine that makes you two go crazy. Same thing can be said for anyone else." He then took a sip of his coffee, proceeding to close his eyes as he then get a quick glance inside his mind, where everything is hyper and sugary, contradicting what the boney reptile said.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were both watching it rain in Seaside Hill as Toadette rubbed her hands together, glancing at the boney reptile.

"...all right. What is it?" Dry Bowser stated as he turned to Toadette. "There's a reason you're giving me that look."

"Err..." Toadette stuttered as she began rubbing her right arm with her left hand, blushing. "You know... would people... treat us like a couple if we... kissed?"

Dry Bowser squinted his eyes as he just shook his head at Toadette. "...What the hell are you talking about?"

"Oh... there are moments where... you don't..." Toadette awkwardly stated as she was avoiding eye contact with Dry Bowser. "...say... anything..."

Dry Bowser slapped his forehead with his right hand. "For crying out loud, kid, you sound like you're in a George Lucas movie."

"Hey, trying to get to the point is not easy!" Toadette remarked as she flailed her arms. "Just... kiss me, you fool!"

"Wha-" Dry Bowser stated as Toadette then kissed him on the lips, with time seemingly slowing down as things started to lose their color, only for Dry Bowser to pull away.

"Ugh! That... didn't feel right at all." Dry Bowser stated as he grabbed a red towel from his shell and wiped his forehead, panting as he eyed Toadette. "What... was wrong with you!? What was that all about!?"

"Oh come on, like you never wanted to do something different for one in your fucking life!" Toadette snapped as she clenched her fists, appearing flustered. "I just wanted to have a change of pace!"

"...right." Dry Bowser stated as he noticed the rain began pouring harder, causing him and Toadette to find the nearest shelter as thunder boomed loudly in the distance.

Cyborg and Beast Boy were in the living room of the Titans Tower, flipping through the channels as they were looking for something to watch. They then paused on one particular channel, that had a scene involving the titular character kissing.

"Kiss me, you damn fool!" Toadette exclaimed as she clenched her fists.

"And why should I?" Dry Bowser stated as he was cleaning his bones.

"...because I love you, you love me, and we're a happy family!" Toadette began singing, dancing about as she was Singing In The Rain.

"Man, when are these two gonna kiss?" Cyborg complained as he folded his arms.

"I know, bro! It's so annoying!" Beast Boy exclaimed as he pulled his hair. 

"How long have they been kissing?" King K. Rool asked Gruntilda as the two were watching Dry Bowser and Toadette kiss each other while the group were waiting in a packed line to head into Universal Studios Florida.

"Long enough to make me sick. This place is already ripe to pick!" Gruntilda rhymed as she couldn't stand the sight of her fellow skeleton being comfortable with kissing a much younger mushroom girl. "In fact, there must be a spell upon them. Why would they be willing to do this, then?"

King K. Rool was going to remark when Princess Zelda laughed, walking past the group as she waved at them.

"I did it! And it's because it's funny to see them kiss!" Zelda snapped as she was recording the whole thing.

"Are we going the right way?" Toadette asked as she was looking at a map of a highway.

"Trust me, kid, I'm positive that we are." Dry Bowser stated as he was driving the yellow Mercedes car towards the west on a concrete road in the middle of a wild canyon, with it being night as coyotes began howling in the wild. "We should be close to a gas station by now."

"Sweet." Toadette stated as she then proceeded to kiss Dry Bowser on the lips, causing the boney reptile to spin around out of control and crash into a bunch of cacti in the process.

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Dry Bowser was baking some pancakes as he looked up, sighing in annoyance to see the Wii Fit Trainer farting a storm alongside Toadette. He folded his skeletal arms together. "Can you two not do this while I'm making breakfast? Please?"

"Can't help it, DB!" Toadette giggled above her trumpet toots, "I just gotta let 'em out! After all, you know what Shrek says!"

"Indeed. Better out than in!" Wii Fit Trainer exclaimed as she let out a fart so deep pitched, it caused the entire kitchen to sink. "...although perhaps there is a bit too much of a good thing, heh..."

Toadette giggled as Dry Bowser rolled his eyes, wondering why he was putting up with this nonsense as he opened the window to get some fresh air, getting a nice view of Delfino Plaza, which was full of life and activity.

"You know, I always wondered why this volcano was so hot," Toadette asked Dry Bowser as they noticed the rain pouring down on the Grumble Volcano was turning into steam quickly. "Is it too hot for us to handle?"

"Gee, what do you think?" Dry Bowser remarked sarcastically as he rolled his eyes. "Of course it is! It's a friggin' volcano!"

"All right, no need to get all nasty on me!" Toadette yelped as she raised her hands up in defense. "All I was wondering if the weather here was different than-"

A heap of red hot fire then landed on top of Toadette's mushroom cap, making her scream as she dashed around in a panic, with Dry Bowser slapping his forehead as he sighed, wondering why he bothered to put up with this nonsense.

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"Are we gonna do it?" Toadette asked as she and Dry Bowser were looking down at the planet Earth from the Final Destination from Smash 4. "Are we actually going to jump?"

Dry Bowser turned around to see Shulk and Pikachu fight Master Hand and Crazy Hand, turning back to Toadette as he nodded, patting her on the head, or rather her pink mushroom cap. "Yes. Unless you want to be fried by these guys other there.

Toadette was gonna respond when Shulk was knocked into her, causing the mushroom girl to fall down as she screamed in peril. Dry Bowser jumped after her, with Pikachu zapping both hands with his electricity, the two non Smashers falling through the deep endless gorge that was outer space itself.

"Isn't it just beautiful out here?" Toadette stated as she and Dry Bowser were out in the open wild.

"...Well, other than being used deliberately for a cameo, not really." Dry Bowser yawned as he observed the birds and the bees buzzing around. "Why are we here, anyway? We're promoting a story that's not even on this site!"

Toadette was gonna comment when both she and Dry Bowser got rammed over a gorge, tumbling down in pain as Uncle Grandpa looked down.

"Sorry!" Uncle Grandpa stated as he adjusted his cap. "I'm trying to be funny!"

"Well, you're not going a good job!" Dry Bowser shouted above as he held on to Toadette's hands, who was using her spinning pink pigtails to hover in the air.

"Oh, if only you weren't so heavy..." Toadette complained as she began sweating, not being used to lifting up something or someone much bigger than her with her hands.

"G-doodness, are you sure this is okay, DB?" Toadette asked cautiously with a bit of a stutter as she looked down the grassy edge, seeing all of the Noki Bay expand below, trembling as she held her hands together. "T-this is no place for a regular gal like me..."

"...Kid, I've seen Mario do this countless times." Dry Bowser remarked as he then saw Mario and Sonic The Hedgehog zip right by and jump down at the same time. "See? Case in point."

"Yeah, but he and Sonic are superheroes to an extent, and..." Toadette tried to reason, but this didn't deter Dry Bowser as he grabbed Toadette and jumped down, the pink mushroom girl screaming as she closed her eyes, with Dry Bowser diving right after the red capped human Italian plumber and spiky blue anthropomorphic hedgehog.

"Now is not the time for fear." Dry Bowser said as he zipped past Mario and Sonic, who were both caught off guard.

"Whoa! He went-a right pass-a us-a!" Mario exclaimed in his thick Italian accent.

"Yeah, what a load of shit! Who does he think he is, that bag of bones!?" Sonic exclaimed as the two heroes dove faster than Dry Bowser, with all three making a huge splash at the bay itself at the bottom of the coastal Noki Bay area that connected to the ocean.

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"Gee, the waves sure are rough today," Toadette stated to Dry Bowser as the two raced each other in the Coconut Mall, catching a glimpse at the sandy beach as they were going slow due to racing in 50cc, seeing the waves splash harder on the beach than normal.

"Ehh, it's to be expected." Dry Bowser stated while shaking his head. "They did say that the weather would cause abnormal effects."

"...ah, yeah, I guess it's pretty true, then." Toadette remarked as she got doused by one of the huge waves, causing her to fall off her Quacker bike. "Eep!"

"Too close to the border, huh?" Dry Bowser remarked, riding in his Piranha Prowler as he was knocked back, due to the random black male Mii in the generic red car backing up.

With it just approaching noon on Isle Delfino at the bustling Smash Mansion, Dry Bowser was drinking some coffee as he waited for the batch of cupcakes to finish baking as Toadette walked in, munching on a strawberry filled pop tart.

"So, when will the food be ready?" Toadette asked as she tilted her head to the right.

"Sooner than you think." Dry Bowser responded as he rolled his right boney hand around, taking a glance at the timer on the oven. "This thing needs to do its baking, so..." He took another sip of his coffee. "...I'm letting it bake."

"WITH NO SURVIVORS!!" Exclaimed the meme spouting Shulk as he crashed through the ceiling, landing on his stomach as he got up and dusted himself off, wearing a green gas mask on his face. "No one cared who I was until I began really feeling it."

Toadette and Dry Bowser glanced at each other as Shulk frowned, feeling awkward as Toadette took another bite into her poptart, while Dry Bowser sipped his coffee, the scene being eerily awkward... for you.

Lady Palutena was kissing the female blue shirt Wii Fit Trainer as the two were riding the Cyclone roller coaster at Coney Island in Brooklyn, New York, with Toadette squinting her eyes as she and Dry Bowser were in the line for the ancient wooden roller coaster.

"Ergh... do they really have to make out with each other in public?" Toadette asked as she stuck her tongue out in disgust, her hands on her stomach. "There's a time and place for everything!"

"Oh, let them have their fun." Dry Bowser stated as he was dusting off his old bones. "That's what we're all here for."

"I'm waiting...!" Sonic The Hedgehog impatiently added as he was behind the titular duo, with fellow hedgehogs Shadow The Hedgehog, Silver The Hedgehog, and Amy Rose all there as well, wanting to also take a ride on the classic roller coaster.

Meanwhile on the Ferris Wheel known commonly by locals as Deno's Wonder Wheel, Mario and Pikachu were riding in one of the moveable cars as they noticed the kissing session between the Goddess of Light and the fitness trainer, the two mascots looking at each other as they saw the action with binoculars.

"...Don't you think we should get in on that action ourselves?" Pikachu asked as his ears twitched.

Mario smiled as he rubbed his mustache. "Ho ho, you bet, my fine-a yellow friend-a." He then wrapped his arms around Pikachu, with the electrical rodent and human plumber kissing each other, being passoniate about their friendship.

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"Will you damn kids stop fucking jumping all over the friggin' place!?" Dry Bowser growled at his science class as he sighed, being the teacher as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "This is too much for me..."

"Oh come on, DB, you're a great teacher!" Toadette exclaimed as she was quite literally the teacher's pet, having a leash on her as she panted.

Lady Palutena farted loudly as she fanned the air with her right hand, blushing as she playfully stuck her tongue out, continuing to let out thunderous, deep pitched brassy tuba toots that blew the back of her white dress up, her gigantic butt cheeks vibrating from the powerful poots. "Whoops! Sorry about that gas blast, everyone, but I couldn't hold it back in. Not like I want to!"

"Ewww!" A random yellow Toad exclaimed in disgust as she got farted on, sitting behind the gassy green haired Goddess of Light. "I got tooted on!"

"Nobody cares!" King Bowser Koopa Senior, the King of the Koopas himself, proudly sung, sitting at the very front of the class. "In fact, the only thing you should care about is me, King Koopa!"

"More like King Stoopa." Godzilla whispered to Charizard, who began laughing his head off as Ridley was making claw figures of velociraptors.

"Guys, focus! We're here to learn the science behind chaos theory!" Dry Bowser bellowed as he slammed his right fist down on the table, shocking most of the class as he then noticed Starfire from Teen Titans raising her right hand, making him sigh as he placed his boney hands on his face. "Yes, Star...?"

"...Can I use the bathroom?" Starfire asked as she felt a rumble in all nine of her stomachs. "I have been holding in the baked brownies since this morning..."

"Is this really something we should care about?" Shadow The Hedgehog remarked wile he was doing some knitting, only to be punched in the face by Luigi, who was currently being an edgy piece of shit for being in the shadows for far too long.

"See? Nobody expected Shadow to get punched in the face!" Cyborg pointed out as he was wearing a professor's hat on his head. "And that's chaos theory! Expect the unexpected!"

"Huh?" Spongebob Squarepants remarked as he was eating Krabby Patties he made for the entire class, watching Princess Peach getting spanked on her gassy ass by Princess Daisy, who was clearly having fun hearing Peach fart and moan with each spank to her 'peachy' butt cheeks.

"...I hate it here." Isabelle whimpered as she just wanted to learn, not liking that her fellow classmates were being so raunchy, brash, and rude.

Dry Bowser was going to throw a fit when the school's fire alarm went off, as everyone aside from a few people within the high school panicked, with King Kong fighting several different T-Rexes as him and an inaccurate T-Rex from the original 1933 King Kong smashed into the high school, specifically in the science room that Dry Bowser was in. Toadette wet herself as she fainted, with Starfire pooping her dress as Dry Bowser evacuated everyone, the day not going as planned... or expected.

And that's... that's chaos theory.

Toadette drew a picture of Paul Blart, the fat white male human mall cop riding on the back of the yellow colored three headed dragon, King Ghidorah, with Dry Bowser walking by to get some papers to write a report on. He turned to the young mushroom girl, shaking his head.

"Should I dare to even ask what the hell you're writing?" Dry Bowser asked, with it being the dead of night somewhere in the Lost Woods in Hyrule, the two in a small secluded wooden cabin, the cackling sounds of the fireplace emitting the atmosphere.

"Oh, you know... I'm just having fun. Why?" Toadette asked as she tilted her head. "Can't a girl have any imagination?"

"...that's what I'm afraid of." Dry Bowser sighed as he slapped his right hand on his boney forehead. "I can't predict what you're thinking of..."

"Oh, if only you had the nerve to give me some constructive criticism!" Toadette snapped as she snapped her fingers. "Wait, that's it!" She then pulled out a pink cellphone out from her white diaper, dialing up an old friend. "Hey, is this CL? Can you come over here?"

Suddenly, King Ghidorah smashed the wooden cabin to pieces, with Toadette emerging as she cheered, clapping her hands together to see Paul Blart, the Cowardly Lion, and the masked man himself, the big guy (for you), Bane.

"Crashing this party..." Bane stated as he flexed his muscles."...WITH NO SURVIVORS."

"With a woof, and a ruff, and a royal growl!" Added the Cowardly Lion as he then began to laugh like Jeff Goldblum.

"This better be good." Paul Blart stated as he was controlling all three of Ghidorah's dragon heads like they were horses. "I got places to go, malls to defend..."

Dry Bowser's skull bounced out of the debris caused by the crash, sighing as he glanced up to see the new figures, rolling his eyes. "Of course... I should have expected this..."

"Oh hush." Toadette giggled as she then grabbed Dry Bowser's skull and climbed onto Ghidorah, sitting between Bane and Paul Blart as Ghidorah screeched, flapping his gigantic wings as he flew of into the night, to infinity and beyond.

"Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually important to the plot," Olimar sighed as he was watering his Pikmin.

"Don't worry about it, mah boi!" Roy stated as he showed off his fire skills to Olimar. "You'll always be important to me!"

Olimar didn't know how to respond to that as Toadette and Dry Bowser accidentally flattened him while the two were riding in a Mercedes car together, the scene being at the Garden of Hope as several Bulborbs were chasing them.

"Can't this damn thing go faster!?" Toadette exclaimed as she wet herself. "Jeepers!"

"Hey! Driving this stupid car isn't easy!" Dry Bowser stated as he accidentally rammed into Lady Palutena, knocking her down.

The Bulborbs followed the dirt paved path the two stars of the story were heading down as they were gassed by Palutena's brassy ass, the tuba toots emitting from the Goddess of Light strong enough to send the Bulborbs turning tail and rushing back where they come from.

Never mess with Palutena's farts. She's gross AND dangerous.

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Lady Palutena farted a couple of deep pitched poots as she sighed of relief, smelling how bad her gas was as she began laughing. "Oh man, those were rank! No mortal soul could tolerate this?"

"I'm immortal and I don't tolerate it at all." Dry Bowser grumbled as he had his boney arms folded.

"Oh DB, why do you have to be so negative about bodily functions?" Toadette remarked as both she and Dry Bowser were sitting across from Palutena at her desk.

"Because he makes a good point." Popo butted in as he was spraying his away with an icy mist that eliminated the sulfur like odor. "Not everyone likes the scent of rotten eggs."

"Oh hush. You just don't appreciate your body like I do." Palutena responded as she kept on farting, with Toadette cheering her on as Dry Bowser rolled his eyes, wondering when they would get to the actual interview.

Toadette was munching on some soft lemon flavored sugar cookies as Dry Bowser was sorting through various papers, with it being a slow day in Delfino Plaza as the two were in the Smash Mansion's library, there being no one else as it was a hot day in Isle Delfino.

"So the order to move these boxes in right down left up left left down right..." Dry Bowser remarked as he heard Toadette burp, glaring at her. "Can you keep it down over there?"

"Humph! Excuse me!" Toadette flaunted as she blew a raspberry at Dry Bowser, going back to eating her cookies. "Not everyone can control themselves, you know!"

Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he went back to looking at his book, with Toadette continuing to eat her cookies.

Dry Bowser was cleaning several of his shells in his own room within his personal cabin near the wooded Maple Treeway, with Toadette entering the cabin, humming merrily as she brought some maple leaves back with her. Dry Bowser turned to face the mushroom girl, placing his boney hands on his skeletal hips.

"What were you doing?" Dry Bowser remarked as he turned to Toadette, eying her suspiciously. "You were out for most of the day."

"I was collecting leaves, silly bones!" Toadette stated as she let out a high pitched fart, fanning away her cute little poot. "They make me feel so lightly, you know?"

Dry Bowser rolled his eyes, which prompted Toadette to chuck some leaves at Dry Bowser, with them not doing much as she went back out to get some more leaves.

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"Can you rub my belly, please?" Toadette innocently asked Ness as they were at the Twinkle Park from Sonic Adventure 1. "Normally I do it myself, but I'm willing to let someone else try... and you're cute enough to do it." She giggled, winking.

"Oh, most certainly!" Ness stated gleefully as he began rubbing Toadette's stomach with his left hand, giggling gleefully as he blushed, very much so enjoying this.

"Man, I'm really feeling it!" Shulk exclaimed in excitement as he was certainly getting a good rhythm in his pants from watching Ness stroke Toadette across the belly.

"You need help." Darth Vader suggested as he was trying to hit the targets with the baseballs that were placed down on the wooden counter.

"...you're seriously okay with this?" Dry Bowser stated in disbelief to both of the youngsters as he gathered several wooden barrels, having watched various guests zip by on a roller coaster car.

Ness glared at Dry Bowser as he chucked his yo-yo at the boney reptile, knocking his skull off his skeletal body. "Of course, you dumb pile of bones! It's not every day you get to rub a cute girl's tummy!"

"Plus, it feels so good..." Toadette admitted as she closed her eyes, only to open them in embarrassment as she let loose a loud fart that was heard across the entire theme park, blushing madly as she placed her hands on her face. "Oh g-goodness... that was brassier than I expected..."

Ness laughed as he placed both of his hands on Toadette's shoulders. "Ahh, it's okay! It's just your body's way of making room for something bigger!" He then raised his eyebrows as he smiled deviously, lowering his eyes.

Toadette's blush of embarrassment from her tuba toot turned into a blush of affection, as she wrapped her arms around Ness, kissing the PSI powered teenaged human boy as he returned the hug and kiss, with Dry Bowser deciding to bounce his skull away in disgust, instead content with watching Big The Cat try to get his best friend, Froggy, out of the pool.

"What the..." Dry Bowser gasped as she placed her boney hands on her face, noticing something different. "My voiced changed! What happened!?"

"I think we just swapped genders!" Toadette shouted as he sounded less feminine and deeper pitched than usual.

"Ahh, the case of the gender benders." Stated the cyborg leader of the droids, General Grevious, chuckling as he approached the two. "How ironic."

"This isn't funny, Grevious!" Dry Bowser snapped as she clenched our fists. "You know how this is going to mess with people's heads?"

"Wait, where are we, anyway?" Toadette asked as he looked around.

It was then that the ground Dry Bowser and Toadette were on broke off, with them falling into the red molten magma as they were on the volcanic planet of Mustafar, with Grevious laughing as he headed to the few stations stationed around the magma world.

"How do I look?" Shulk asked Dry Bowser and Toadette as he was wearing nothing but underwear.

"Hideous. Like this stupid judging." Dry Bowser dully responded, as he really didn't want to be there, both for it being boring, and for being uncomfortable.

"You're so fucking gorgeous!" Toadette exclaimed as she wrapped her arms around Shulk, who gawked as he felt an erection coming on.

"Hey pretty boy, we don't have all day!' Ike snapped as he was munching on some popcorn nuggets he got from Kentucky Fried Chicken, with him and the other male Smashers all trying to see how handsome they looked for a swimsuit contest, with Shulk being the third in line after Solid Snake and Captain Falcon went up.

"How the hell did this happen to us?" Dry Bowser asked as he and Toadette got trapped inside a magic closet that was full of all different sorts of magic powered tricks.

"Well, I wanted to chase after that white rabbit who said he was late, and then we ended up here!" Toadette replied as she turned to Dry Bowser. "It's quite an intricate tale, isn't it?"

"...you have no idea how true that is." Dry Bowser remarked as he raised his boney hands, to see that his right hand was hand cuffed to Toadette's left hand. "The fuck?"

"No idea." Toadette remarked as she blushed. "Although this reminds me of when I got trapped in a closet... with Nana..."

"...no comment." Dry Bowser remarked as he looked at one of the small warp portals nearby, seeing a war raging on as thousands of deaths on both sides occurred, with it being a war of space dust, prompting the skeletal reptile to shake his head. "It's a brutal clash going on there, and I have no idea which side is which."

"Anyway, when are we gonna get out?" Toadette remarked after watching a portal containing several pirates raiding a city disappear before her eyes. "...Because I gotta go. Badly."

"Pee, or poop?" Dry Bowser asked with hesitance in his voice.

"...Pee. I had a bit too much of Lilligant's lemonade again." Toadette admitted as she could feel the lemonade flow through her, quite literally.

Dry Bowser sighed as he shook his head. "Believe me, kid, I wish there was a way out, but it seems like there isn't." He groaned as he knew this would be very annoying.

"Kid, you sure that you're being careful?" Dry Bowser asked as he followed Toadette on the floating dice.

"Trust me, DB, these dice are nothing to worry about!" Toadette exclaimed as she twirled around in the air. "Besides, it's not like-"

Toadette then bumped into a floating red block, which caused her to fall on top of Dry Bowser, which caused him to break apart as the dice they were on broke apart, causing both of them to fall down the bottomless gorge that lead to the huge city below.

Dry Bowser was bathing in the molten magma that was sprawling everywhere in the Crisis City, with Toadette watching from above as she didn't know whether to be okay with this, or try an attempt at getting her boney friend out. Lakithunder, who was attempting to sell his electricity there, floated by as he noticed the pink clad mushroom girl being quite confused.

"Hey there, little one. Conflicted whether or not to go into the fire?" Lakithunder pointed out as he moved his hands around. "It does rise, you know."

"Yeah, but I'm super conflicted." Toadette sighed as she placed her hands on her face. "What if my skin melts off?"

Lakithunder was going to point something out when both he and Toadette were pushed into the lava by E-123 Omega rushing by, who was firing back several rounds of fire at the Iblis creatures chasing him. Dry Bowser watched as Toadette and Lakithunder resurfaced from the magma, both of them reduced to bones.

"Hey, you two look much better." Dry Bowser joked with a chuckle, only to be punched in the face by both Toadette and Lakithunder, who were not amused, making dents in the boney reptile's bone structure.

"Oh, DB, look!" Toadette exclaimed as she and Dry Bowser were inside a Japanese McDonald's. "They have... McDonald's themed mopeds!"

"...I don't get what's so exciting about that." Dry Bowser remarked with a scoff.

"Hey, lighten up skull head! Mopeds of any kind are great!" Exclaimed Paul Blart as he began riding one of them, in style of course.

Dry Bowser was going to make a smart alec remark, when he noticed that Toadette joined in on the fun, making him sigh in disappointment as he just folded his boney arms and shook his head.

Toadette was wearing a new set of diapers as she was watching the news with Dry Bowser on the sandy Brighton Beach at Coney Island in Brooklyn, New York, with the two being near the wooden Cyclone roller coaster as Toadette was munching on some McDonald's while the two looked at the small TV running the program.

"...and in other news, Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus has begun to run out of ideas." Falco Lombardi stated as he adjusted his set of papers he was holding, turning to Captain Falcon. "Never thought the day would come."

"Writer's block will do that to ya." Captain Falcon stated as he placed some sun screen on his biceps. "I wonder if he'll get a case of water's block with all that soda he chugs down." He laughed at his bad joke as Falco rolled his eyes.

"Man, these two feather heads really know how to lighten the mood," Toadette stated as she made an awful pun.

Dry Bowser closed his eyes as he glared at Toadette. "You make another joke like that, and I will feed you to the shark."

As if on cue, Bruce the shark began swimming in the water near the beach, with the Jaws theme playing as people in the water screamed and panicked. Toadette peed herself as she screamed in horror, burying herself in the sand as Dry Bowser flipped through the channels on the TV set to see what else was on.

"Ugh... my neck..." Shulk groaned as he was rolling his head back and forth, with some of the Smashers, plus the titular duo of the fanfic, all looking at him in a confused manner as they were inside the Smash mansion in sunny Delfino Plaza, with it actually being the evening as the sun was setting.

"What's wrong with it?" Lucina remarked as she was chomping through a case full of chocolate chip cookies.

"...I think I popped it." Shulk remarked as he felt a crack in his neck, his eyes widening. "Uh oh..."

Toadette blinked as she turned her head to Dry Bowser, painting her small nails. "Say, DB... you wanna attempt fixing up Shulk?"

"Pfft, you kidding me?" Dry Bowser remarked as he was dusting off Pikachu's feet. "I already have plenty of crap around this place. Let the Monado guy solve his own troubles."

Shulk sighed in defeat as he lowered his head. "Well, if you insist..." He then decided to go get a check up from Dr. Mario as he groaned, feeling his neck break apart with every crank he did, with the others going back to his business.

"You know, DB, that seemed pretty rude," Toadette stated as she finished polishing up her new pink nails.

"So? I'm not a maid. I'm a skeleton." Dry Bowser responded as he then proceeded to give Male Robin a hair cut, on the condition that he would be paid in magazines poking fun at the politics in the Fire Emblem world.

"DB, I'm home!" Toadette exclaimed as she walked into the small wooden cabin she shared with Dry Bowser at the Cheep Cheep Beach, with it being night time.

"Where did you go?" Dry Bowser asked while reading a newspaper.

"Oh, I went to Gigi and Merri's Massage Spa in Seaside Hill." Toadette stated as she began undressing. "They're good massages, but super gassy!"

Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he heard a knock on the door, noticing that Toadette closed it. Opening it, he was greeted by various Blooper squids all overflowing the cabin, with Toadette gasping as she popped up from the sea of squids.

"Good golly!" Toadette exclaimed as she shook her head, not believing what she was seeing. "What's happening!?"

"I'll tell you what's happening..." Gooper Blooper spoke up as he showed himself in the doorway. "Someone is affecting the water!"

Several Minutes Later...

"So what's happening with the water again?" Toadette asked as she stretched her arms out.

"I already told you two," Gooper Blooper explained after giving away exposition for a couple of minutes. "The water is messed up?"

"...and it's messed up how?" Dry Bowser butted in as he folded his boney arms together.

"Because it must be an oil rig, or something!' Gooper snapped as he slapped both Dry Bowser and Toadette with his two tentacles. "All I know is that you two are always reliable, so I need you to go and see what it is!"

"And what if we refuse?" Dry Bowser remarked as he really wasn't looking forward to yet another stupid adventure.

Gooper sighed as he slammed all four of his tentacles together, prompting the group of Blooper squids surrounding Dry Bowser and Toadette to circle around the pair, then spray them with ink as Gooper smacked them with his tentacles, sending the duo high into the night sky and over the wooden boardwalk of the Cheep Cheep Beach into the water, with the Bloopers all cheering as Gooper hoped that this would ultimately convince them to help their cause.

Toadette and Dry Bowser both enter in a small booth where they reveal their secrets to the entire world watching them, with the two sharing a huge mansion in the middle of the huge, nasty Australian desert.

Toadette: I don't think I feel so comfortable being naked out here in the wild where these nasty Australian animals can get me. I think I'm better off just sticking to the bathroom.

Dry Bowser: These freaks of nature that populate this dry hellhole put up a challenge. I greatly appreciate that. I finally found a place where I can hang out and train my bony body to top shape without worrying about everything being too easy. Although I'm not sure if the kid will like it here... after all, this is a desert, one of the few places where a skeleton like me can thrive easily.

Toadette farted in her tight pink jeans as she smiled, showing off her butt as she was in temporary human form form having been casted a spell by a roaming Magikoopa, using the opportunity to buy clothing for her new legs as she showed off her pooting butt to Dry Bowser and Toad, ripping thunderous tuba toots that puffed up the back of her flatulence filled jeans. "What do you think, boys? Don't I look sexy farting in these tight, thick jeans?"

"Oh, you definitely have a yes for me!" Toad exclaimed as he tried to keep himself from getting too excited, but drooled at his mouth as he was enamored with Toadette's human form.

Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he was looking at the people walking around the clothing store shopping. "Meh. I like you better when you don't try to act slutty."

Toadette frowned at Dry Bowser as she kept on posing and farting for Toad, who excused himself to the bathroom to... well, calm his primal, fungi urges.

"Mail call... again..." Shulk cautiously stated as he glanced around The Room, saying hi to Marth as the blue haired swordsman was crushed by a falling black piano, with Shulk squinting his eyes as he opened the door of the Smash Condo in Orlando, Florida, to see Toadette delivering mail.

"Yep! You got mail!" Toadette exclaimed as she handed the letter to Shulk, who opened it and got slapped in the face by a pumpkin pie Dry Bowser baked.

"You're going to be feeling that in the morning!" Dry Bowser laughed as he dusted off his boney hands.

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"Get a load of this!" Dr. Eggman exclaimed as he rammed his Eggmobile through the Pizza Hut, causing the entire second floor to collapse down, which in turn collapsed on him.

Dry Bowser and Toadette walked by, to see the damage done to the Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square as Toadette gasped in shock, while Dry Bowser rolled his eyes.

"Meh, it's a living," Dry Bowser bluntly put as he shrugged, with a laugh track playing in the background.

"That's not funny, DB!" Toadette snapped as she slapped Dry Bowser across the face, rolling her hands around at the speed of sound. "Thousands of pizzas just died! Think of the cheese!"

A sea of cheese then splashed out of the Pizza Hut, covering up the street as it got all over Dry Bowser and Toadette, making them cheesy as a result.

"There must be someway to make Petey not bored," Toadette remarked as she looked through several cardboard boxes in the basement. "Come on, what's a way to make Petey not bored?"

"Have him actually do something, for one." Dry Bowser suggested as Petey Piranha was there with them, yawning loudly as he slapped his forehead with both of his leaves, not being compelled enough.

"...hey, we could make a fort with these empty cardboard boxes!" Toadette suggested as her smile faded away, noticing that Petey was not convinced. "...really? You don't feel like being creative?"

Petey yawned in boredom again as Toadette sighed, with Dry Bowser polishing his dusty bones as he knew better than to attempt doing something stupid.

Dry Bowser was looking through the ruins of the Dry Dry Ruins as he murmured, shaking his head, with it being nighttime in the desert as it was as hot as it usually was. "Hmmm... something is not right here..."

"Tell me about it." Toadette sighed as she looked at her empty jar that was originally filled with strawberry jam. "I don't have enough jelly for my sandwich!"

Dry Bowser stared blankly at Toadette. "You're thinking of food at a time like this?"

Toadette's stomach growled loudly as the hungry, pink clad mushroom gal looked back at the boney reptile, nodding her head. "...Yes."

Dry Bowser slapped his forehead in disgust as Toadette's rumbling stomach caused some of the pillars to fall, with one of them landing on top of Dry Bowser, crushing him into various pieces.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were on the run from the police as the two looked at each other, with both of them riding in the Boo Pipes that Dry Bowser hijacked from King Boo. They were not gonna get out of this predicament easily.

"Freeze!" One of the police officers exclaimed from his car. "We got you surrounded!"

"No you don't! You're just trailing us!" Toadette pointed out as she was holding onto the railings, with Dry Bowser doing the driving as they all were driving around the Casino Park.

"If only I wasn't on parole..." Dry Bowser muttered angrily to himself as he knocked various bowling pins down, breaking through various pinballs with the power of determination as he didn't stop.

"Don't you think races are so cool, DB?" Toadette asked as she drove around in a fancy car around the Cloudtop Cruise. "I just love a good round of competition!"

"No, unless they're either a nice sunday drive, or a test for speed." Dry Bowser pointed out, also riding in a Mercedes car like Toadette. "And sadly, around these parts, that's quite rare."

Suddenly the wodoen airship they were riding on broke apart, causing the two Mario characters to fall down as they got out of their Mercedes vehicles, with Dry Bowser holding onto Toadette's arms as they looked down at the Mercedes exploded into various metal pieces.

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"Bonk!" Toadette exclaimed as she bonked Dry Bowser on the head with a wooden baseball bat.

"You know, this isn't really interesting," Dry Bowser remarked as he folded his boney arms.

"Maybe not for you, big guy, but it is for the viewers!" Toadette exclaimed as she kept bonking her baseball bat on Dry Bowser's head.

"This is quality," Arceus stated with a chuckle as he then noticed the baseball bat broke, with Toadette gasping in shock as she didn't know what to make of the situation.

"Was kidnapping me part of your plan?" Toadette angrily remarked as she rolled her eyes.

"Of course!" Evilly laughed Dick Dastardly, who had the pink clad mushroom girl tied up in ropes as he was driving his Mean Machine through the open meadows of North America's Midwestern region.

Muttley laughed as he pointed at Toadette, who sighed as she rolled her eyes, waiting to be rescued. Oh, how embarrassing.

"God, I am exhausted." Dry Bowser stated as he drank up a cup of decaf, shaking his boney head as he was in an apartment somewhere in the Neo Bowser City.

"Do skeletons even sleep?" Cyborg remarked as he turned to General Grievous.

"Beats the hell out of me." Grievous responded as he then pointed at Dry Bowser. "Why don't you ask him?"

"...well, skeletons don't need sleep, but it sure as hell beats having to stay wide awake all night," Dry Bowser responded as he sipped the decaf. "And in case you're wondering, I've reconfigured my shell to store in solid and liquid manner. So don't bother making a snide remark regarding where it goes." He then took a seat in the recliner, closing his eyes.

"Sometimes I question why I hang out with him..." R.O.B. added in his robotic two cents as he was proofreading some unfinished fanfics from inexperienced authors on a popular website.

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Toadette's stomach growled as she turned to Dry Bowser, with the two riding on a subway train heading to the Grumble Volcano. "Oh DB-"

"Don't even think about it." Dry Bowser responded while reading the newspaper.

Puffing up her face cheeks in disappointment, Toadette farted so loudly, it caused the subway train to spin around and derail, falling into the molten red magma as they were in the volcanic area surrounding the Grumble Volcano race track.

"The bathroom's my favorite place to let loose and be quiet," Toadette admitted to Tiny Kong as the two walked into a public restroom together, being at a local amusement park.

"What makes you say that?" Tiny Kong asked as the two then proceeded to put make up on themselves.

Toadette let out a trumpet like fart as she turned to Tiny Kong, smirking. "Oh, just a good place to stink it up, that's all..."

Tiny Kong farted a brassy tuba toot in return as she smiled, lowering her eyes. "So, that's how you want it, huh...?"

The two tooting girls then proceeded to have a fart off, with some of the other girls entering and leaving the public restroom looking on at Toadette and Tiny Kong's farting contest in shock, confusion, and disgust, Dry Bowser painting some of the old worn out buildings in the distance.

Dry Bowser was enjoying his night at the Grumble Volcano when suddenly a Chargin Chuck charged right through him, causing his bones to break.

"Argh!" Dry Bowser cursed as he noticed the Chargin' Chuck laughing at him, causing him to spring up back into action as he began chucking some of his bones at the pesky turtle. "Get back here, you dumb jumper!"

The Chargin' Chuck proceeded to run all around the Grumble Volcano, going through a random rainbow colored warp portal that Dry Bowser followed him into.

Toadette walked into the crater of the Grumble Volcano, wondering what was the event she just missed as she got done with her private business, y'know in the bathroom.

Toad and Toadette were both having a farting contest in Starbucks as Dry Bowser and Toadsworth watched in dismay amongst the other shocked customers.

Toad: (farts) Ha! Can you manage to outfart that?

Toadette: (farts louder) Yeah! There's a reason my tuba toots are thunderous!

Dry Bowser: (proceeds to grab a newspaper and read it to distract him from the farting contest) Those two really know how to let it rip.

Toadsworth: (grumbles in agreement) Indeed. They're spending way too much time with the princess...

Toadette held down her pink dress as she groaned, sweating nervously as she was going to burst, with her and Dry Bowser in line for an airplane ride. "Oy vey... DB, I can't hold it in anymore...!"

"You better hold it in, or I'm throwing you out." Dry Bowser snapped as he clenched his boney fists. "The last thing anyone here needs is you-"

Toadette peed herself, not being able to hold back as she then sighed of relief, not even caring that she wet herself. "Ahh, yes... sweet relief...!"

Dry Bowser slapped his forehead as the people in front and behind them all gasped in disgust, with Toadette crying shortly afterwards.

A flush was heard from the bathroom as Toadette stepped out, with Dry Bowser doing some furniture polishing as they were inside Lucina's room at the Smash Mansion, being in there as a favor to her.

"I just baked all my brownies. What did you do?" Toadette asked as she held her hands together behind her back innocently.

"Try tuning your farting out. It's more obnoxious than Captain Falcon." Dry Bowser blurted out, with the two glancing out the doorway to see Captain Falcon singing about french fries.

"Damn it, Sheev, how long does it take to take a fucking shower?" Dry Bowser cursed as he was on the Death Star, waiting to use the very best shower the battle station had to offer.

"You must wait your turn, you pile of dusty old bones. The Sith get priority on everything." Emperor Palpatine spoke up through a blue hologram of his head as he smirked at the annoyed Dry Bowser. "Because when you wait... there shall be... peace." He then made a broad smile.

Dry Bowser clenched his fists with rage as he was tempted to punch through the hologram, with Darth Vader walking in.

"Trust me, he is always like this." Darth Vader stated as he brought several towels with him. "You're better off not trying to reason with him."

Dry Bowser sighed as he placed his left hand of his face, closing his eyes. "The worst part is that he's not the only one who would do this kind of thing..."

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"Hey DB," Toadette stated while munching on some lasagna, her and Dry Bowser being at a fancy Italian restaurant in Isle Delfino's Ricco Harbor. "Do you like pasta?"

"No." Dry Bowser remarked flatly as he took a sip of his wine, shaking his boney head. "Just the thought of it makes me sick to my non existent stomach."

Toadette frowned as she folded her arms together. "That's a shame. You'll never know how it is until you try it." She then sighed as she shrugged, going back to eating her lasagna.

"I'll gladly pass." Dry Bowser blurted, only for spaghetti to suddenly ran down on him as everyone laughed, including Toadette, who then began choking on the lasagna she was munching on.

"Harrumph. Bah humbug. Other odd words used for disappointment. This pizza tastes funny." Piplup remarked bluntly with a British accent as he was having a slice of the black olvies and pepperoni pizza Toadette made at the Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square.

"Yeah, well..." Toadette remarked as she clenched her fists, puffing up her face cheeks. "Your face is funny!"

Piplup gasped as he then chucked the pizza at Toadette's face, which prompted her to start a food fight as all the customers got involved, with Charmy Bee joining in on the pizza throwing as Silver The Hedgehog and Rotor Walrus hid behind the counter, Espio The Chameleon dashing into the bathroom as an angry Vector The Crocodile stormed out of his office, peeved off.

"What the hell is going on out here?" Vector asked as he was planted in the face by several different slices of pizzas.

"It's a food fight, sir!" Charmy happily exclaimed as he was wearing a general's uniform, chucking one of the old ovens at the table as it exploded in a fiery fashion.

Dry Bowser sighed as he hid behind one of the pinball machines, being next to Doc Brown and Bane. "I don't know why I still come here..."

"Because you're an idiot," General Grevious remarked as he was in line for pizza, with a squadron of B1 battle droids.

"Hey Dry Bowser, how come you don't let me buy anything cool at one of these antique shops here?" Toadette asked as the two were having another typical race at the tropical mall.

"Because most of this stuff is junk you could find in the black market," Dry Bowser dryly responded as he zipped ahead of Toadette, who puffed her face cheeks in response as she zoomed after Dry Bowser, not willing to be left in the dust as the two zipped through the outdoor garden, accidentally running over various shopping Miis in the process.

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"So, when are we gonna find him?" Chrom asked Toadette as they, Dry Bowser, and a few others were at Universal Orlando, specifically at the original park, Universal Studios Florida, in its opening days of summer 1990. Chrom himself was munching on some fishsticks as usual, you see.

"Soon, mah boi!" Toadette stated as she lead the way, heading down the Plaza of the Stars street as it slowly blended into 57th street with the group approaching the New York area. "I get the sense that he's here somewhere! He's a peppy, hairy fellow in this small world, after all!"

"Man, I got a good rhythm going!" Shulk stated as he was dancing to the street music playing, snapping his fingers. "I'm really feeling the atmosphere here!"

"Great Scott, is he always like this?" Doc Brown asked Dry Bowser while pointing at Shulk.

"Believe me, he's crazier than you think." Dry Bowser pointed out as he turned around to see Pit and Megaman gush about the Funtastic World of Hanna Barbera with Simon Belmont, who was in his Captain N incarnation.

"Actually, this is rather normal considering what goes on at the Smash Mansion." Fastidious Beaver pointed out as Dry Bowser glared at him for actually being factually correct and on the point bluntly.

"I wanna go to Nickelodeon!" Ness whined as he was acting like the youngest member of the bunch.

"Well I want Jaws, but we can't all have what we want, huh?" Ganondorf snapped back as he noticed Palutena and Phosphora were anxious to get a photo with Beetlejuice, who somehow managed to turn up at the movie themed amusement park.

"Riki want Kong! Riki demand eight wonder of the world!" Riki chimed as he twirled around at the speed of sound.

"It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!" Sticks The Badger blabbered as she flailed her arms around. "King Kong at Universal, without Godzilla? What kind of shit is that, anyway!?"

"Oh, I knew I should have stayed home today..." Arnold from the Magic School Bus added randomly as everyone looked at him oddly, wondering what the hell was going on.

"I wish the newspapers here were as good as the ones back home," Grima the fell dragon remarked as he was looking at the plain newspapers he got from the newspaper stand nearby, feeling insulted on how light on content it was.

Dry Bowser was cleaning around his apartment in Neo Bowser City as he heard the phone ringing, answering it. "Hello?"

"Would you be interested in a subscription to the Neo Bowser City Times?" The person over the phone stated.

 "Yes." Dry Bowser dryly answered as he then hangs up the phone.

"Who was that?" Toadette asked as she was in the middle of watching Jaws.

"A very pointless bit of advertisement." Dry Bowser responded as he placed on one of the caps from Back To The Future Part 2.

"What'll it be, stranger?" General Grevious asked Dry Bowser and Toadette as they were heading into a small old time theater in the middle of nowhere, with there being nothing but desert... and a few cacti and abandoned buildings, making the place look like an old western ghost town.

"Fame, fortune."  Dry Bowser stated as he folded his boney arms together. "Two tickets to Back To The Future."

General Grevious pulled out a bottle of frozen alcohol. "How about a beer?"

"Even better!" Toadette squealed as she held her hands together, taking the beer as she and Dry Bowser entered the theater, with Grevious not finding it odd that a young child like girl was willing to drink alcohol of any kind.

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"Hey DB," Toadette started while munching on her hamburger, with the two being on the sandy beach in Delfino Plaza, the sun shining brightly down on them. "Do you ever get a feeling of doubt? A feeling of not doing anything on account of how tired you could feel?"

Dry Bowser was honing his piano skills as he was playing on a black ivory piano, shaking his head as he closed his eyes. "I do what any rational person would do. Not think about it." He stated in a calm demeanor as he continued playing his piano music.

Toadette blinked as she shrugged, smiling as she kept munching down on her burger, watching the waves gently roll onto the bright yellow sand, soaking it up.

"Ahhh... oh, how I just love the Click Clock Wood," Toadette admitted as she and Dry Bowser were in the classic spring version of the legendary forested area, the two at the entrance garden. "Doesn't this just makes you appreciate life?"

"Yeah, it sure does..." Dry Bowser dryly remarked as he noticed the Grumblin' Hoods wandering around as he squinted up, to see Vector The Crocodile, Charmy Bee, and Tooty Bear high up on the tree. "Hey, aren't those three familiar?"

Toadette looked up, to see the trio of anthropomorphic animals alongside Dry Bowser, wondering just what they were doing that high up.

"So, are you exactly friends with the wild life here?" Vector asked as they continued climbing up the huge tree.

"Yeah!" Tooty exclaimed while moving her hands around. "Everyone around here is so friendly! At least, when they don't try to attack you for being related to Banjo and Kazooie."

"I guess it's a good thing we barely had any contact!" Charmy buzzed in, with Vector and Tooty both groaning at the young bee's unbearable pun.

"Wow, even I felt how grizzly and polarizing that last pun was," Remarked the infamous Spanish kid Carlos from the Magic School Bus, the pun master himself as he was swimming around in the pond that seemed like a giant lake.

"...maybe it's something we'll never understand," Toadette suggested, with Dry Bowser rolling his eyes in response.

May and Dawn kept on farting as they were determined to see who would poop their pants first, both of the girls wearing tight black jeans as they kept pooting out brassy deep pitched tuba toots, with Arceus and Rayquaza watching alongside special guests Dry Bowser and Toadette. All of them were on the Empire State Building's observatory deck in Manhattan, looking west towards the rest of New York and New Jersey, with it raining lightly as a bigger thunderstorm was approaching, with it being night.

"How long have they been farting?" Toadette asked as she was munching on some poffins.

"Longer than you have been wearing underwear," Arceus pointed out as he noticed the clouds forming up. "I wonder if those two girls farting is causing this storm..."

"Probably. Maybe, I dunno." Rayquaza yawned as he began rolling around the Empire State Building at the speed of sound.

"Seems like this story's only motive its to just influence even more porn of these two sluts." Dry Bowser dryly remarked as he munched on a cinnamon flavored donut. "Polish me unsurprised."

May and Dawn farted simultaneously, managing to poop their own pants as they were zapped by lightning, with thunder booming loudly as it began harshly pouring all over New York City. Arceus, Dry Bowser, and Toadette watched as May and Dawn were reduced to piles of ash, being blown away by the gusty wind as Rayquaza transformed into Mega Rayquaza and took off, going all around Manhattan and accidentally terrorizing the city as the military was called in to take him out, with them obviously failing because Mega Rayquaza was a literal frickin' god.

"Ow, oww, owie!" Toadette yelped in pain as she was being spanked on her cute butt by Dry Bowser, with the two in the molten Grumble Volcano.

"Don't even try to be sympathetic! You asked for this!" Dry Bowser grumbled as he continued to slap the adorable mushroom girl on the behind. "You know how much it costed me to pay off Bowser for all that damage you did to his various vehicles?"

"I... oww! Didn't... yeouch! Know that... ooh! They were... eep! So expensive...!" Toadette exclaimed in between her declarations of pain as her pained frown slowly transitioned into a general accepted phase, before a small smile formed. "Ohh... this actually... feels good..."

Luckily for her, Dry Bowser didn't hear her mumble that, as he kept on slapping her across the ass. The various dry based Mario enemies populating the volcanic landscape could only watch in dismay as Dry Bowser kept spanking Toadette, with the mushroom girl trying her best to not expose her new passion.

"DB, why do you keep something around here that doesn't work?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as she noticed the skeletal reptile was pushing a rusty old black piano into the truck, the two of them on the northern outskirts of Castelia City.

"Because no one else will give her a job." Dry Bowser remarked as he closed the back door, heading to the front of the truck as he started it up, with Toadette jumping in as they headed north to Nimbasa City.

"Why don't we have a piano?" Shulk asked Lucina as the two Smashers watched the truck zip past them, with Shulk having heard the various keys on the piano Dry Bowser was pushing into the truck earlier.

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Toadette was giving the finished pizzas to the hungry customers as Dry Bowser watched, his boney arms folded together as she approached his table, with the Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square being quite busy, Silver The Hedgehog and Charmy Bee handling the pizza in the back.

"Oh, isn't this just great, DB?" Toadette asked as she spun around, taking a bow. "We're getting all of these orders in, and it's going really well!"

"I'm sure it is, kid." Dry Bowser stated as he glanced across the table, to catch Grima the fell dragon reading the local newspaper. "Really, dude? How many fucking times have you read that damn paper?"

"Not enough times!" Grima shouted back as he went back to reading, with Dry Bowser rolling his eyes as he was then hit in the face by a pizza, with Toadette laughing her butt off.

"Oh, how I wish we could do something unexpected!" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as the two were riding a train to Fourside.

Suddenly the train tilted upwards as everyone screamed, with Toadette holding onto Dry Bowser as she immediately regretted that wish.

"Sometimes I wish you didn't wish for stupid things!" Dry Bowser remarked as the people inside collided into each other, with everyone falling back as the train tilted upwards, Dry Bowser crushed into pieces as Toadette tried to squirm her way through the crowd, but to her dismay, there was too many bigger people, with the train exploding in a fiery fashion that would make Michael Bay cry explosive tears of explosive, exploding joy.

"I'll have the turkey club without the bacon." Dry Bowser stated to the blonde, male human cashier behind the register as he and Toadette were at a Subway's restaurant in Lilycove City.

"And I'll have the bacon club without the turkey." Toadette added as she held her hands together behind her back.

"...Are you two a couple or something?" The human cashier man asked.

"Just good friends." Dry Bowser and Toadette added as they noticed Darth Vader approaching the counter.

"I'll have a turkey and bacon club..." Darth Vader stated while raising his right hand. "...without the turkey and bacon."

Everyone inside the subway looked at Darth Vader oddly, not believing what the Sith lord had ordered.

"You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met!" Popo snapped angrily at Nana as the two Ice Climbers were arguing on the snowy cap of the Gamecube Sherbet Land from Mario Kart: Double Dash.

Nana huffed as she slapped Popo back. "Well you are the most arrogant, self-centered son-of-a—"

"Shut up! Shut your fat mouth!" Popo snapped as he slammed his wooden mallet down on Nana.

"Make me, fat ass!" Nana remarked as she then froze Popo up.

"...I'm so glad we don't act like this." Toadette whispered to Dry Bowser as the two were watching from an igloo nearby, both of them peering out of the entrance hole.

"Oh, we have our moments. But at least we're not this brutal." Dry Bowser pointed out as Nana and Popo were making chibi fools of themselves.

"Yeah, make me!" Nana boasted back by giving Popo a kick to the balls. "You couldn't shut me up even if I had a zipper!"

"Make you?" Popo remarked as he held his crotch in pain, fuming as he became a literal hot head, melting some of the snow nearby. "... My God I'm, I'm gonna... I'm gonna bounce you off every icicle on this mountain!"

Dry Bowser watched with a casual look of boredom as Toadette winced, with the Ice Climbers giving each other a frozen beat down.

"You know, something doesn't add up." Dry Bowser stated as he and Toadette were baking bagels in a bagel factory. "Why are we making bagels?"

"Well, it's for all the people who like bagels!" Toadette exclaimed as she twirled around. "Besides, I like bagels. They make me feel pudgy without being fat!"

"...Do you ever think about what you say?" Dry Bowser remarked as he eyed Toadette suspiciously.

"Nope! That's what makes me adorable!" Toadette exclaimed as she tripped, landing flat on her face.

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"Oh, how I love this show!" Starfire exclaimed as she and both Beast Boy and Cyborg, the two goofy male Teen Titans, were watching another random program on television, with crime having been solved that day.

"Slap me!" Toadette exclaimed as she clenched her fists, with her and Dry Bowser on the Miiverse stage, as shown on television.

"...all right." Dry Bowser stated as he slapped Toadette across the face.

"No! You silly bunch of bones, no, nuh uh! Not on my precious cheek!" Toadette snapped as she bent over, pointing at her ass. "On my big fat butt!"

"...what?" Dry Bowser remarked as he squinted his eyes.

"Ooh, is there gonna be some spanking action!?" Beast Boy exclaimed as he turned into a gorilla and clapped his hands.

"Now THAT's what I call a quality production!" Cyborg added as he pumped his right fist in the air, munching on popcorn using his left hand.

Suddenly the wacky Wario Brothers fell from the ceiling, landing on Dry Bowser as Wario farted in Toadette's face, with Waluigi smacking her in the rear with his thorny whip.

"Wah, ha, ha!" Wario and Waluigi laughed, with Toadette screaming as Waluigi kept whipping her fanny while Wario kept pooting in her face.

"And this is why public television is a joke." Dry Bowser stated, with Waluigi dancing on - therefore crushing in the process - his separated bones.

Chunky Kong was advertising his barrels full of orange grenades and orange bananas as he was doing a dance with Lanky Kong, with Toadette and Dry Bowser noticing the potential customers circling the two apes, with all of them being at the tropical Jungle Japes.

"I wanna go check out the scene!" Toadette exclaimed as she held her hands together, turning her head to Dry Bowser. "Orange you glad we came here? The activity here is just making me wanna go bananas!"

Dry Bowser was going to make a snarky comment, only to groan upon realizing the fruit pun that Toadette just made, with the young pink clad mushroom girl dashing to the front to get the orange related items from the chunky gorilla.

"Man, we barely got anything to say!" Chrom complained as he munched away on his fishsticks.

"Just focus on throwing off the others!" Silver exclaimed, using his psychic to move the lava rocks away from him and Chrom.

"Maybe we should use some of the fruit I gathered from my village!" Isabelle exclaimed as she glanced back to see her tail on fire, yelping in pain as she tried to get it off.

"Don't worry, I know what to do!" Lady Palutena exclaimed as she spun her staff around, causing Isabelle to be lit ablaze.

"Should we help them?" R.O.B. suggested to E-123 Omega as the robots drove around the lava spouts emerging from the molten ground.

"Here's the help they'll need," Omega responded by blasting Palutena and Isabelle with missiles, which caused a huge fiery explosion that engulfed all of the racers, burning them to a crisp.

"Wow, they sure do look like they're into the race!" Toadette exclaimed as she turned to Dry Bowser, the two of them inside one of the hotel apartments on the giant city planet of Coruscant from Star Wars.

"Yeah. Probably a bit too much." Dry Bowser commented as he glanced outside to see the many skyscrapers and various vehicles zipping around in the air.

"Buy this generic soap!" Space Ghost stated as he was showing off different colored bars of generic soap. "It's good soap!"

"Soak till you soap!" Uncle Grandpa stated as he began swimming in a sea of soap that overtook the studio set Space Ghost was at.

"Hey DB, how come we don't have generic brand soap?" Toadette asked as she was rubbing her armpits with a generic white bar of soap, sitting on a couch in an apartment that overlooked the Casino Park.

"We have more than enough." Dry Bowser stated as he was trying to do some cleaning with the wooden cabinets. "And considering what you're doing, I don't think we need any."

Toadette began munching on the bar of soap she just used to wash her armpits, coughing as she got soap poisoning, falling on her back as her right foot twitched painfully.

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"...and that's why people on dates shouldn't ever be allowed out in public." Captain America stated proudly (in his strong willed American fashion) to the group inside one of the bars in Hearthome City

Toadette tapped Captain America on the right shoulder. "Somebody wants you at another table."

Captain America turned to Toadette. "Who?"

"Everybody at this one." Dry Bowser dryly commented as he, General Grevious, Arceus, and Bane were getting a bit impatient.

Captain America sighed as he nodded, getting up and leaving as the group turned to themselves.

"That was a horrendous story if I ever heard one," General Grevious remarked as he sipped his glass of fresh cold beer.

"Oh come now, he was trying his best." Arceus stated while shaking his head.

"He expected one of us in the wreckage, brother." Bane pointed out, referring to how Steve Rogers structured his speech.

Seeing the others blabber about him, Captain America sighed in disappointment as he shook his head.

"What's the point of socializing if you can't get the respect from others?" Captain America muttered to himself as he decided to head to the bathroom to wash out his woes.

"When I'm in charge of the bar I know what God feels like." Falco Lombardi stated as he was running his tavern at the Smash Mansion for the denizens and tourists from Delfino Plaza.

"How's that?" Toadette asked while sipping her apple cider that she specifically requested.

Falco poured some alcohol for the two elderly Nokis as he turned to Toadette. "It's like I'm in complete control of people's destinies. Yeah, I can make their drinks too strong so they get sick. Or I can water them down so they're payin' for nothin'. Or if I don't like their attitude I can spit in it."

"Sounds disgusting." Vivian remarked as she was drinking some Chuckola Cola, burping as she covered her right mouth. "Excuse me."

"Nah, sounds about right. Birdbrain has the right mindset about it." Dry Bowser stated as he drunk to Falco's efforts of running a tavern quite well.

"Oh, isn't this place just relaxing? And adorable?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as they were walking around the Amity Square in the lovely Hearthome City, with the two having a young male Pachirisu following them.

"Peh. Too adorable for my tastes." Dry Bowser admitted as he was not enjoying this, especially as he noticed some of the other Pokemon laughing at him.

"What are ya doing?' Toadette asked Pit as the two were in one of the Smash Mansion's many lounges, with the particuarly one they were in giving the mansion a great view of Isle Delfino.

Pit groaned as he was trying to scratch a bikini off a card. "There's something wrong here. I can't get the bikini off my girl."

Dry Bowser chuckled as he walked by, placing down clean plates for the typical brunch that was occasionally had in the lounge. "Story of your life, big guy."

"For you." Meta Knight stated as he whirled his blue cape around himself, disappearing as Toadette and Dry Bowser glanced at each other in confusion, with Pit continuing to scratch his card.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were riding the classic Cyclone wooden roller coaster in Coney island, New York, with it starting to rain as it was nighttime.

"Say, how come Toadsworth didn't want to come with us to Coney island today?" Toadette asked as she felt a bit disappointed that the old man didn't bother to show up.

"Because he's chasing a couch." Dry Bowser responded as he rolled his eyes. "Hard to believe, I know."

And then a giant yellow couch landed on the Cyclone roller coaster, causing it to collapse as everyone groaned in pain, with Dry Bowser's bones scattering around the wrecked wooden remains of the roller coaster ride. Toadsworth landed on the huge couch, laughing.

"Tally ho! I finally found the perfect couch!' Toadsworth exclaimed as he was pumping his arms in the air in such a joyful manner.

Toadette: Ahh... doesn't it look so... beautiful?

Dry Bowser: Would you use that to describe Los Angeles?

Dry Bowser and Toadette were both on the famous Hollywood hill, sitting nearby the white 'Hollywood' sign as they were looking at the rest of the city of Los Angeles, with the best possible view of the entire Californian city.

"Come on, DB, it's Hollywood... everything here is so pristine... and classy..." Toadette stated, feeling a rumble in her stomach as she then burped loudly, blushing. "Excuse me."

"Yeah, nothing says classy like a huge belch." Dry Bowser scoffed, with Toadette giggling at that statement as the two continued enjoying the great view.

"Don't you feel lonely without Peach being here to fart constantly?" Toadette asked as she and Dry Bowser walked around the quaint, quiet Peach Gardens at night.

"No," Dry Bowser responded while polishing his old dusty bones, "In fact, it feels good. I don't have to worry about her damn farts breaking my bones like she usually does."

Toadette sighed as she placed her hands on her face. "Ooh, I hope Peach isn't feeling too lonely..."

Cyborg went to get some drinks from the fridge in the Titans Tower as he opened it, to see Dry Bowser and Toadette stuffed inside.

"Can you... get us out, please...?" Toadette wheezed as she felt Dry Bowser's shell crushing her.

"Uh, no." Cyborg stated as he grabbed the six pack of beers, closing the fridge door shut as he headed back into the living room, with it being nighttime outside.

"Well this sucks." Dry Bowser remarked as he felt the ice starting to grow on his frozen bones. "Now how are we going to see that movie premier?"

"Remember the time when Mario visited a soap land?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser and Arceus while they were all making marshmallows at the center of the Grumble Volcano.

"No, and I intend to keep it that way," Dry Bowser dryly remarked as he shook his head. "You probably don't even know what it is."

"I heard it involves a lot of soap!" Toadette giggled as she placed her right hand on her face.

"Trust us, kid, it doesn't." Arceus stated as he closed his eyes, tilting his head back up to the volcanic dark sky. "Although it does remind me of this one weird time Mario did something..."

"Well don't. No one actually cares about him, anyway." Dry Bowser interrupted as he decided to take the opportunity to get more marshmallows to roast.

"Isn't it great that we got this cameo?" Toadette asked Dry Bowser as they were walking around the Guar Plains in another part of the meadows.

"No, actually. Seems rather pointless." Dry Bowser yawned as he stretched his boney arms out, just for you big guy. "Seems like we were thrown in for a cheap gag."

"A cheap gag... to increase the word count." Arceus stated as he was planting some berries there to help give the plains more variety in the vegetation.

"Hey!" Toadette whined as she was playing a random mobile game on her mobile phone while being in the back of a yellow taxi cab, sitting in the passenger seat with Dry Bowser somewhere in Los Angelas as they were heading towards the green grassy hills with the Hollywood text on it. "Damn it! My battery died!"

"Who cares? It's just a game." Dry Bowser stated, with Toadette punching him in the gut, causing his skull to fall off as a result.

"Hey DB," Toadette stated as she was calling Dry Bowser on her cellphone, being at the Sweet Sweet Canyon near the giant cake. "Have you seen Daisy anywhere?"

"No, and even if I did, I wouldn't want to." Dry Bowser replied through the phone, being at the Mario Kart 8 version of the Big Blue racecourse from F-ZERO. "Besides, she's on the news. You would notice her stinking it up like she usually does."

"Oh, I was hoping you would have a clue. Well, thanks anyway, DB." Toadette sighed in disappointment as she hung up the phone.

"What's the sketch?" Birdo asked Toadette as she had her arms folded together, with the sweets in the Sweet Sweet Canyon popping up more as it got brighter in the sugary fantasy land.

Toadette shook her head in disappointment. "He doesn't have a clue where she is."

Back at the Big Blue race track, Dry Bowser looked over the waterfall as General Grevious approached him.

"So, this Toadette girl... you have a thing for her?" Grevious asked Dry Bowser.

Dry Bowser shook his head as he turned back to Grevious, pointing at him. "It's not a relationship in the way that you think it is, cyborg. It's just a mutual kind of respect."

"Sure. I believe you." General Grevious sarcastically remarked as both of them watched various F-ZERO vehicles zip past them at ludicrous speed.

"This better be good..." General Grevious stated as he approached the door, for he was in a wooden cabin he built himself on the fiery Mustafar planet, opening it to see Toadette and Dry Bowser dressed as eskimos.

"Happy birthday! We're here for you, big guy!" Toadette exclaimed as she twirled around Grevious and then gave him a hug.

"Yeah, and you get... this fiery grill." Dry Bowser remarked as he dove into the stream of red molten magma behind him, popping back up with a burning grill as he placed it on the doormat to Grevious' cabin.

Grevious just looked at both of the two Mario characters oddly as he pushed them into the lava, with Dry Bowser slowly sinking as Toadette screamed, bouncing about from the intense burning as her butt was on fire, with Grevious slicing up the burning grill and walking in, sighing.

The three fishermen continued to fish, with that certain giant shark still swimming around as thunder was heard booming from the eastern direction.

"Oh goodness... I hope this boat has enough rain protection for its roof..." Toadsworth remarked as he did not like the idea of the rain pouring down on them.

"Relax. I applied the rain protection covers before we set sail." Dry Bowser stated as he rolled his right boney hand around. "In fact, the only benefit to the rain is that it might get us some fish..."

"Petey like fish. Fish is good!" Petey Piranha mumbled as he moved his big green leaves about, causing the boat to rock a bit as Dry Bowser and Toadsworth angrily called him out again.

"Sometimes I wonder why I bother bringing you along," Dry Bowser growled at Petey as the skeletal reptile was not found of the boat shaking, due to the prospect of his bones accidentally scattering.

Out on the lighthouse at the Delfino Plaza on Isle Delfino, with it being lit up due to being night, Toadette had a pair of specialized binoculars that let her look out father into the ocean than normal, spotting the boat that Dry Bowser was riding in with Toadsworth and Petey Piranha.

"Oh DB... please be safe..." Toadette muttered to herself, as she knew something sinister could happen at any given moment unexpectedly.

"Say Arceus, how is it that you're able to check on anyone and anything?" Toadette asked Arceus as they and Dry Bowser were exploring the peaceful Anville Town, noticing all the different trains popping up.

"I have godly powers and all, what with be being omnipotent." Arceus explained as he and the others gathered on the top of the cliff, overlooking the train tracks. "I can check up on a hundred things at once. Watch." He then closed his eyes.

"You know, this place isn't that bad." Vanilluxe stated to Cherrim, with them being near the trio.

"Oh, what makes you say that?" Cherrim asked curiously.

"Well, the weather is nice, we don't have to worry about the annoying bugs buzzing around," Vanilluxe told. "And that certain annoying, icing loving freak isn't here."

Cherrim smiled as she nodded her head. "I guess that is pretty true!"

"...you just closed your eyes." Dry Bowser remarked dryly as he shook his boney head.

"Yeah, but I sensed a thousand things at that time." Arceus explained as he opened his eyes.

"Is it a hundred, or a thousand?" Dry Bowser and Toadette remarked in unison.

"It can go as big or small as it wants." Arceus stated with a chuckle as he shook his head.

Toadette and a random Stormtrooper were kissing as Dry Bowser was finishing up a race against a horde of Funky Kongs riding Flame Runners on his Bone Rattler, with the boney reptile pulling up inside the actual Grumble Volcano itself to see the kissing duo doing it on one of the stone pillars overlooking part of the volcanic race track.

"Must you be always doing something ridiculous?" Dry Bowser asked as a Funky Kong rammed him into the red molten magma.

"Yes! No one appreciates the stormtroopers for all the work they do!" Toadette exclaimed as she and the storm trooper kept on kissing each other.

"...Say, didn't you guys leave to do some training?" Lady Palutena asked as she placed her hands on her hips, with her and the Seaside Hillsters being in their headquarters in the middle of Seaside Hill. "I mean, it's like you didn't leave."

"Actually yes, we did, and it took two years or so might I add, but we didn't age due to the place we went to having no time," Dry Bowser explained as he rolled his right skeletal hand around.

"So we managed to get all of our training done. And we went to places!" Petey Piranha exclaimed joyfully.

Palutena frowned as she shook her head. "Sounds like you had a fun time. Without me." She sighed as she went to sulk in the living room, with the others looking at each other and shrugging in response.

"Wow. She got moody." Silver The Hedgehog remarked in shock as he stretched his arms.

"She's a goddess. She gets jealous when there's other gods like me around." Arceus stated as he twirled his neck.

"I don't think it's your godly status that put her in a rather grouchy mood..." R.O.B. remarked as he raised his metal arms.

A toilet flush was heard as Toadette sighed of relief, joining the four other members of the Seaside Hillsters, holding her hands together as she watched the green haired Goddess of Light go right past her in a hurry.

"Gee whiz, what was up with Pal?" Toadette asked as she seemed confused, with the others all shrugging in response.

Chapter Text

Silver The Hedgehog was at the Pizza Hut in the Station Square from Sonic Adventure 1, cleaning the green counter as he was whistling to himself, glancing up to see Dry Bowser enter the Pizza Hut.

"Hey DB. Surprised to see you here so early. What's up?" Silver asked as he tilted his head to the right.

"Oh, you know, just checking up on you and the kid while going through town." Dry Bowser remarked as he folded his boney arms together. "Speaking of which, where is the little runt?"

"I'm up here!" Toadette exclaimed as Dry Bowser and Silver looked up, to see the pink mushroom girl was tied up to the ceiling.

"...Want to explain the story on how you got stuck up there?" Dry Bowser asked as he folded his boney arms together.

"I was trying to see if I could spice up the mood of the restaurant!" Toadette explained as she shuddered. "Although I really gotta pee. I don't want to soak myself... or the floor."

"And I'm officially disturbed." Silver remarked as he left to get some sauces for the pizza dough.

"The sad part is that I can think of things even more disturbing," Dry Bowser remarked as he approached the staircase.

"Wait! Aren't you gonna free me!?" Toadette shouted as she was trying to squirm out of the rope.

"No. You got yourself into this mess, you figure out how to get out." Dry Bowser responded as he headed down the stairs, with Toadette screaming after him.

Waluigi was counting his tacos as Toadette and Dry Bowser were present at his taco stand in Seaside Hill, with Toadette farting after having finished up a beefy taco.

"Excuse me," Toadette admitted with a blush as she fanned her brassy gas away from her, sitting on a bench. "You know how gassy Wally's tacos make me."

"Well maybe you should take some Pepto Bismol before eating his tacos... or anything for that matter." Dry Bowser commented as he was dusting off his old bones. "You seem to be getting much gassier lately, and it's frankly both annoying and freaking me out."

"It's because she keeps hanging out with all these stupid gassy girls!" Waluigi exclaimed as he munched on a fish flavored taco he was holding in his right hand, mumbling as it was becoming cloudy in Seaside Hill.

Toadette's stomach grumbled loudly as she looked at a set of docs, turning to Dry Bowser as they were both inside a small white office somewhere in one of the many skyscrapers in Unova's Castelia City. "I'm feeling hungry."

"So? Go make yourself some lunch, I'm not a maid." Dry Bowser responded as he was writing something down with a pen.

"Yeah, but should I eat these papers, or not?" Toadette replied as she was genuinely confused.

"It's up to what you feel like, kid." Dry Bowser responded as he really wanted to focus on what he was writing.

Toadette's stomach growled again, prompting her to look at the docs as she shrugged and ate it up, burping afterwards. She then farted, blushing in embarrassment for how deep pitched it was.

"Yo yo yo, dawgs! Uncle Grandpa here, and I'm going to sell you the greatest product ever!" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed as he then showed off a bunch of white pages. "Uncle Grandpa paper! It's paper, but with my face on it!"

"And the paper even talks to you whenever you draw on it!" The Uncle Grandpa printed on the paper exclaimed. "Here's what people have to say about it!"

"I've seen better sketch books," Dry Bowser dryly commented.

"It makes me wanna pee myself... and not in a good way!" Toadette whimpered as she was trembling, frightened by the prospect of her drawing pad talking back to her.

"It stinks!" Jay Sherman exclaimed in a hammy manner while pointing.

"My ink goes right into this guy's mouth! How am I suppose to draw!?" Gooper Blooper angrily exclaimed while flailing his tentacles about.

"If you order now, you also get my patented pen! Don't wait!" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed as he revealed a pen, that not only had him plastered everywhere, but had his head as the marker.

"Good Morning!" The Uncle Grandpa pen exclaimed as it somehow sprayed ink everywhere.

Chapter Text

Toadette sighed as she looked out into the colorful sky, being at the bright Gusty Garden Galaxy as she turned to Dry Bowser. "Isn't this place beautiful?"

"No." Dry Bowser responded as he was destroying everything and setting things on fire with his blue electricity and blue fireballs.

"DB!" Toadette exclaimed in dismay as she couldn't believe what Dry Bowser was doing. "Just because the game this stage came from is awful and should be forgotten by everyone, doesn't mean that everything in it is bad!"

"It doesn't excuse this level from being overrated as it is." Dry Bowser stated as he was now beating the crap out of Major Burrows, who was slashing the boney reptile's bones out. "Doesn't help that this crappy music is being spammed everywhere!"

Toadette sighed as she placed her hands on her face, realizing that trying to find the good out of the terrible game they were in was hopeless, so long as Dry Bowser kept shitting on it, which he particularly enjoyed doing.

Dry Bowser, Toadette, Vanilluxe, and Cherrim were all trapped on a boat together as the group of characters sighed, looking at each other.

"So, how do we get out of here?" Dry Bowser remarked, his boney arms folded together.

"Well, I could fly us out... but you would weight me down," Toadette remarked as she rubbed her left arm.

"I could just freeze the water... but I doubt I'm that strong." Vanilluxe stated as she spun around.

"Well... I could, uh... summon petals!" Cherrim exclaimed as she extended out her arms. "But gosh, I don't think I could do much."

All four of the characters sighed as Toadette's stomach growled loudly, with it beginning to rain as thunder boomed.

While riding inside his magical RV and touring the rest of scenic tropical Isle Delfino, Toadette stumbles upon a slice of pizza, while Dry Bowser shoots the shit with Uncle Grandpa and company.

Toadette: This pizza tastes kind of funny.

Uncle Grandpa: Oh, that's because you're eating Pizza Steve.

Awkward silence fills the van after Toadette burps out a pair of black sunglasses that formerly belonged to Pizza Steve.

Dry Bowser: ...And that's why I don't eat pizza.

Mr. Gus: (nods in agreement with arms folded) I understand what you mean, bro.

Giant Realistic Flying Tiger: (just roars because roaring is all she fucking does goddamn it)

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"Holy shit!" Toadette exclaimed gleefully as she bounced around The Room. "I can't believe we did it! This is so amazing!"

"...Did what, exactly?" Arceus asked as he walked in, wondering why Toadette was jumping up and down and all around at the speed of sound.

"We reached 47 chapters." Dry Bowser responded as he flipped through the pages of his newspaper. "...and to be fair, I don't know if we actually really did 47 chapters. We did a crap load of segments."

"Segments, huh?" Arceus remarked as he noticed Toadette relieving herself in her diaper. "Did you happen to help the Smashers?"

"Oh, I did!" Toadette remarked as she twirled around, "I helped Lucina win a farting contest against Zelda, I helped Ness burp so good, I helped the Ice Climbers climb up a volcano, and I even managed to get the largest chunk of cheesecake for Pichu!"

Toadette then fainted as she was overexcited. Arceus blinked as he turned to Dry Bowser.

"I helped Shulk feel it... make Captain Falcon train his 'falcon' biceps or whatever he calls them, I managed to help Pikachu churn out better electricity..." Dry Bowser yawned as he turned to Arceus."It's easier listing the ones I didn't help."

"Fair enough." Arceus responded with the nodding of his head as he left the two stars of the story to themselves, with Dry Bowser continuing to read his newspaper while Toadette farted and snored loudly during her unconscious snoozing.

Several exhilarating minutes later...

"WOOHOO!!" Toadette exclaimed as she was bouncing up and down and all around at the speed of sound once again, filling the Smash Mansion in Mario Sunshine's Delfino Plaza with all sorts of energetic noise as she was so happy. "We've reached 47 chapters!"

"You told me before, kid." Dry Bowser responded dryly while rolling his eyes.

"It's incredible how far we got! The fans must be happy for reading a lot about us!" Toadette squealed joyfully as she peed her diaper once more.

"Yeah, and a whole bunch of one shots, drabbles, and segments that practically have no connection to each other aside from the fact that we're involved in them." Dry Bowser remarked as he was reading through the newspaper, taking a glance inside the closet to see Emperor Sheev Palpatine and Darth Vader kissing each other. "Really? You're still doing this shit?"

"Hey, fuck off bonehead! Our love is pure!" Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader snapped as they went back to kissing each other and rubbing both of their hands on each other, with Dry Bowser disgusted as he closed the closet, being broken into several pieces from Toadette colliding into him.

Toadette: We... finally made it... to the top...

Dry Bowser: Settle down, kid. It's just a mountain.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were at the Cloud Cuckooland level from the Banjo-Kazooie world, being on the top of the pink mountain... or rather the top of the giant grey beehive that was resting on the peak of the mountain, having a great view of the entire level as the two were climbing it.

Dry Bowser: I like to see those two Ice Climbers react to us getting up here first.

Toadette: You... might not... have to wait... look!

On the highest floating platform nearby were Popo and Nana, both of them panting as they were going up and around the mountain in an attempt to use agility. As Dry Bowser and Toadette could see, that plan backfired on them.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were in the central hub of the Click Clock Wood, with neither of the two deciding which season to visit.

Toadette: I say we go to Spring.

Dry Bowser: You always pick Spring. Let's have some variety and go to Winter.

Toadette: Boo, that's boring! How about Summer?

Dry Bowser: Don't think so."

As the two were arguing with each other, Gruntilda and Space Ghost turned to each other as they were watching from high above, with Space Ghost piloting his Phantom Cruiser vehicle.

Space Ghost: They really do seem like an old married couple.

Gruntilda: The bonehead may be old, but I doubt the mushroom chick has aged...

Dry Bowser and Toadette were just walking around in the middle of the when suddenly four random Pokemon popped up out of nowhere, surprising the two.

"Heatmor!" The first member, a Heatmor, exclaimed while shooting fire.

"Maractus!" The second member, a Maractus, shouted while twirling around with pedals.

"Hippowdon!" The third member, a Hippowdon, proclaimed while summoning a sandstorm.

"Stunfisk!" The fourth and final member, a Stunfisk, snapped, simply flopping around on the ground.

"Together we make... the Rarely Scene Pokemon Squad!" All four Pokemon bodily proclaimed.

"...was there any reason for that?" Dry Bowser asked as he folded his boney arms together.

"...no." All four Pokemon sighed as they then left the scene.

"Well that was odd." Toadette admitted as she wrapped her arms around the back of her pink mushroom cap, blinking innocently.

Silver Skits

Silver The Hedgehog screamed as he flailed his arms, crashing into Dry Bowser and Toadette, who were both in the process of spinning the pizza dough as they were all covered in pizza dough as a result.

Vector Vex

"...so that's why you're covered in dough from head to toe?" Vector The Crocodile grumbled as he glared at Dry Bowser, who simply nodded his head while Toadette was trying to get the pizza dough out of her pigtails.

Charmy Clips

Charmy Bee was clipping Dry Bowser's red ponytail as Toadette felt her pink pigtails get a bit clipped as well, the young bee making both characters feel more charmed than before.

Omega Omissions

E-123 Omega fired several missiles at Dry Bowser and Toadette for target practice, with both of them running as they were blasted by some of the missiles in the city of Sonic Adventure's Station Square, the city receiving property damage.

Shadow Shorts

Shadow The Hedgehog was inspecting the shorts Dry Bowser and Toadette wore as he shook his head in disapproval, giving the two a thumbs down sign as he closed his eyes. Toadette began crying as Dry Bowser chucked the shorts he was wearing at Shadow, with the two angry characters fighting immediately afterwards.

Rotor Replays

Rotor Walrus was doing some push ups as Dry Bowser and Toadette attempted, with Toadette struggling to push back up as Dry Bowser kept breaking up into several bone pieces, much to his annoyance.

Amy Antics

"Sounds like you had an adventure!" Amy Rose exclaimed as she was juggling several pin stripes in the air while rolling on a red bowling ball.

"We... somehow managed to get around." Dry Bowser remarked as he and Toadette were costumed like Amy Rose. "Although I guess you want to know how we got into these dresses."

"Yep! And the viewers will never now!" Toadette laughed as she bent over, only to split the white panties she was wearing, blushing. "Oh shoot! That wasn't suppose to happen!"

"Say... where's your boyfriend?" Starfire asked Toadette as they were having a girl's night out in a parlor in Queens, New York, at the harbor looking west to Manhattan.

"Oh, he's riding around on his bike... said he wanted to get mileage out of it." Toadette explained as she took a look at her nails. "Ooh, baby, I'm fabulous!"

"You know, I wouldn't think that letting him do what he wants would be the right idea..." Isabelle remarked as she was getting her hair done.

"It's Dry Bowser. He'll somehow find a way." Tiff remarked as she also was getting her hair done.

Elsewhere...

"I've been trying to find this Dry Bowser guy, but I just can't..." Tryclyde muttered to himself, his middle head speaking while his other two heads just hissed as he was searching high and low over the various lands surrounding Bowser's kingdom, ending up at the Dry Dry Ruins, with it being night, the three headed red snake scouting the area. "I haven't even gotten a good track record of where this bonehead could be... maybe I haven't tried-"

It was then that Dry Bowser rode high in the sky on his Flame Runner bike, running over Tryclyde as he headed into the ruins.

"The hell?" Dry Bowser remarked as he turned his head back, seeing the flattened Tryclyde as he shrugged. "Meh. Must have not been anything important."

Tryclyde weakly moaned in pain as he felt his bones twisted, getting back up as his middle head popped back up to normal. "That... was painful..."

Dry Bowser and Toadette decided to see what was going on at Broadway, so they went to a musical themed around toilets, which was because Toadette had tickets for free. Dry Bowser just went along since he had nothing better to do, with the two going through the surprisingly huge crowd of viewers.

Toadette: My gosh! This theater's packed!

Dry Bowser: What else is new?

Toadette: I never knew people were so obsessed with toilets!

It was then that a giant wave of toilet water submerged the theater, causing everyone to get wet and very stinky. Plus dirty, which is to be expected, as a group of sentient toilets waddled into the theater.

Dry Bowser: You know, this is the point where we should have just stayed home.

Toadette: I agree... but maybe we'll change and clean ourselves after the show.

"And here we are... at the Cyclone. The shining icon of Coney Island." Stated the mixed skin male human tour guide in New York's Coney Island. "Any questions?"

"Yeah, I do." Toadette remarked as she raised her hand, being amongst a group of different characters. "What happens when you reach the top?"

"You go down the plunge and enjoy a coaster ride." Dry Bowser nastily pointed out as he turned to Toadette. "Don't you remember riding this roller coaster various times?"

"Hey, I'm getting up there in age. I don't even remember when I changed my diaper this morning," Toadette admitted, causing everyone to inch away from her.

"Thanks for the mental image, kid." Dry Bowser sarcastically droned as he took the advantage of going onto the Cyclone coaster to get the thought out of his mind.

"Platforms again?" Toadette remarked in annoyance as she puffed up her face cheek, sighing as she just shook her head. "This sucks. I wanna go home."

"We won't be able to unless you get that key up there!" Dry Bowser exclaimed, with them and Lucina inside a snowy cavern as they were standing in front of a gorge with several floating icicles serving as platforms.

"Watch me jump!" Lucina exclaimed as she proceeded to head forward, slipping on the ice as she screamed while flailing her arms, falling into the gorge as she let out a feminine Goofy Holler.

"And she's going to be sued by Disney." Dry Bowser remarked as he attempted the case, managing to get farther than Lucina by seven icy platforms, only for several smaller icicles to fall on him and break him into several piles of bones. "Damn it."

Toadette farted loudly in shock as the entire cavern shook, then started to melt, with the ice turning into water as everything went down, Toadette attempting to fly by spinning her pigtails as she got dragged down by the falling icicles.

"So, does anyone have anything they like to admit right now?" Doc Brown asked the group as they were riding a subway train to Coney Island in Brooklyn, New York, with it beginning to rain as thunder boomed in the distance to the east.

"Yeah... sometimes my farts sound like thunder." Toadette admitted as she was brushing her pink pigtails with a pink brush.

"That's something we didn't need to know." Dry Bowser remarked as he was reading the newspaper, looking at New York news. How redundant.

"Well what secret do you have, Mr. Showoff?" Paul Blart remarked while he was searching the entire train on his mall scooter.

"Did you know that this ponytail of mine is genuinely... unreal?" Dry Bowser remarked as he then pulled his red hair, revealing it to be a wig!

"Well, ya learn something new every day." Mr. Gus remarked as he was cleaning underneath the subway seats as he was watching the stuff that was going on.

Toadette was juggling several oranges as Dry Bowser was smashing watermelons open with Chunky Kong at the Fungi Forest, with several of the mushroom folk watching in confusion as they had no idea what the fuck was going on.

Toadette: Is this what we've been prepping up for our entire lives?

Dry Bowser: Apparently yes. Doing meaningless things like smashing watermelons.

Chunky Kong: Hey! Smashing fruit isn't meaningless! It's fun and relieves stress!

Chunky then proceeded to be one HELL of a guy and smash Dry Bowser into pieces, with Toadette gasping as she dropped all the oranges, which were actually orange grenades as they all exploded on her, causing her to be knocked out. The fungi folk booed Chunky as he simply shrugged, being chased by the angry anthropomorphic fungi as a result.

"Mail call!" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he was in the middle of a oasis in the Dry Dry Desert, picking up the nearby pyramid to see Dry Bowser and Toadette knitting together.

"Whoo! Mail's here!" Toadette exclaimed as she dropped her supplies, holding her hands together. "Gimmie our mail!"

"Kid, you have to be patient..." Dry Bowser snarled as he rolled his eyes. "And you won't stop begging."

Petey then barfed brown goop down on Toadette, followed by barfing out different letters as Dry Bowser checked through the mail, checking his head.

"Nothing interesting. Just the same shit we constantly get." Dry Bowser remarked with a shrug as he faced Petey. "Thanks for dropping by."

Petey nodded as he slammed down the pyramid back down, causing the oasis to lose all its water and color as he flew off into the sun.

"I think this letter wants us to go to a spa!" Toadette muffled from underneath the giant ple of mail, pocking her head out as she held the letter, doing a little dance, with Dry Bowser reduced to a pile of bones as a result of the pyramid slammed back down on the sandy ground.

"Dry Bowser... I think I'm pregnant!" Toadette exclaimed as she was inside an apartment in the Bronx that was overlooking Yankee Stadium, with the pink capped mushroom girl's stomach bloated as it was sunny outside.

"Oh Jesus Christ... how has this happened?" Dry Bowser remarked as he wiped his boney forehead with a yellow towel, somehow managing to sweat.

Dr. Mario entered The Room (oh hai Dr. Mario greeted everyone present) as he placed on his globes. "Well, I can explain some things..."

"Actually, you can't." Fastidious Beaver pointed out as he appeared out of nowhere, having brought a chart with him. "It seems that life, uh... found a way."

"That's... that's chaos theory!" Fire Emblem Roy exclaimed as he placed his hands on his face, only for his face to catch on fire as he screamed, running around while flailing his arms.

"I wish I could be pregnant..." Dark Pit muttered to himself in the corner as he was secretly jealous of Toadette.

"Guys, I know what to do today!" Toadette exclaimed as she stood on the table in the lounge room of the Smash Mansion.

"Does it involve flowers?" Nana asked while holding her hands together.

"Does it involve pranking anyone?" Jigglypuff spoke up.

"Does it involve anything stupid?" Dry Bowser remarked as he was painting the walls.

Toadette frowned. "No..."

"...then we're not interested." Jigglypuff and Nana remarked as they left.

"I wasn't interested to begin with." Dry Bowser retorted as he kept on painting.

"This time I'll get her," Dry Bowser remarked as he planted several mines into the ground, being in the middle of the Dry Dry Ruins as he spotted Toadette approaching, hiding behind some sand pillars.

Toadette appeared on the sand paved road, picking up the bunch of flowers as she managed to avoid the mines, tiptoeing by them with ease. Dry Bowser gawked in disbelief as he stepped on the sandy area he planted his mines in, being blasted into several pieces by the mines exploding.

"Better luck next time," Toadette innocently stated as she giggled at Dry Bowser's plight.

"DB, I'm pretty sure I heard something," Toadette explained while she and Dry Bowser were digging around for bones in the dusty Bone Dry Dunes. "It's bugging me out."

"It's just you, kid." Dry Bowser remarked as he slammed his boney fists into the ground, with Charmy Bee buzzing away in the distance. 'Now come on, put some muscle into it. This thing ain't gonna dig itself."

"I can do it..." Charmy muttered to himself with determination as he just kept on flying, not letting the dust hold him back.

"Ugh..." Toadette groaned while walking through the thick tropical jungle foliage of Isla Nublar, near the Tyrannosaurus Rex paddock as it began raining. "I don't think doing that long hike without food was such a good idea..."

"I told you that you should have eaten before we left," Dry Bowser stated as he glanced around the paddock, wanting to make sure they were alone as the thunder boomed from the northern direction, with it pouring more.

Toadette farted loudly as she and some of the other girls were trying to see who could fart the loudest, being at Shrek's Swamp. Princess Daisy farted a deeper pitched poot, with Starfire letting out a more trombone like fart that became bubbly. Pichu followed up with a high pitched squeaky fart as all four farting females giggled. Dry Bowser groaned, trying to keep the swamp in pristine order as the girls farting was distracting him from his marshy duty.

Dry Bowser: Must you girls be breaking wind and the laws of physics?

Toadette: (giggles after causing some trees to collapse from her thunderous tuba toot) Yes! Farting is always fun when you're doing it with friends!

Daisy: (farts a brassier poot that causes the ground to crack) Yeah! Better out than in, like Shrek says!

Starfire: (squeals while flying around the swamp, going into Dry Bowser's face) Indeed! The loud flatulence quenches the thrill to my emotions! (proceeds to fart in Dry Bowser's face)

Pichu: Uh huh! That cheesecake's gotta go somewhere... (lets out another cute little poot)

The four gassy girls kept laughing and farting as they stunk up the already smelly swamp, with Dry Bowser grumbling as he wondered how he got himself into this situation.

Space Ghost walked around the studio set as he bumped into invisible coin blocks, murmuring in annoyance as he kept bumping into them, with Zorak and Moltar laughing.

"This is no laughing matter, guys!" Space Ghost exclaimed as he kept bumping into the invisible blocks.

"It is for us!" Zorak and Moltar chortled as they high fived each other.

Toadette gasped as she placed her hands on her face, turning to Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha. "Shouldn't we do something?"

"...no. Why bother?" Dry Bowser responded as he was munching on some hot buttery popcorn with Petey Piranha. "This thing basically writes itself."

"Yeah! Writes itself!" Petey garbled in agreement as he shoved an entire bag of popcorn down his mouth, with Toadette frowning in disapproval as Space Ghost kept bumping into everything.

"I'm glad that I can be here and enjoy the night with my fellow big bosses..." Dry Bowser stated as he was at a pub with several various different video game bosses from all the other video games in existence, being at a bar in downtown Manhattan as Dry Bowser's cellphone rang.

"Sounds like someone is calling ya," Kraid remarked as he was doing some juggling for the big bosses as entertainment.

"Seems like it." Dry Bowser dully noted as he answered his phone, which was grey and dry like him. "Hello?"

"Dry Bowser, quick! The toilet's overflowing, and there's plants growing in the ceiling!" Toadette exclaimed into the cellphone as she was fighting off the bees inside the bathroom, with plants all around The Room as the toilet bowl was blasting sewer water out. "What do I do!?"

"...Call a plumber. I think Mario's available for the job." Dry Bowser responded as he hung up the phone, realizing that things weren't gonna end well for Toadette this night.

"So... what movie are we watching this time?" Dry Bowser asked cautiously as he had a green bowl of hot, buttery popcorn and some pretzels inside brown plastic bags, sitting down on the yellow couch with Toadette. "Provided that nothing somehow happens to us...?"

"Something less dangerous than Jurassic Park," Toadette remarked as she dusted off her pink dress, pressing the on button located on the remote as they were both inside a wooden cabin high in the sky at the Cloudtop Cruise. "Back To The Future, DB!"

As the film started, a flying DeLorean car broke through the cabin, knocking down Dry Bowser and Toadette as they both groaned in pain, with the car doors opening as Doc Brown gasped, looking down.

"Great Scott! What have I done!?" Doc Brown exclaimed while pulling down his face with both of his hands.

"You ended up making a mess. It's something that I don't expect you of less." Gruntilda rhymed as she rubbed her green warty chin with her right hand, hitching a ride on the time traveling car with style.

"Hey DB, you think I would look good with a penis?" Toadette innocently asked Dry Bowser while the two were having a private game of golf with each other at the sunny sandy shore of the Cheep Cheep Beach, right by the wooden boardwalk and tropical jungle.

"...no, because two things. One, you already look good, and two, I don't want to even think about you getting involved with that futa shit," Dry Bowser responded bluntly as he swung the gray colored golf ball high into the clear blue sky with his golf club, nearly hitting Toadette as they watched it go into the water far away from the beach themed racetrack.

"You know, I can invent just as much as I can adventure." Toadette stated as she walked alongside Dry Bowser down a broken down peir as it was raining, with thunder booming towards the northern direction as lightning flashed towards the ocean to the west.

"Really now." Dry Bowser stated, observing his surroundings as he couldn't be assed to give Toadette the time of day. "And just what gave you the inspiration to invent?"

"...the need to make myself the best Toad girl there is!" Toadette boasted as she did a twirl while giggling.

Dry Bowser was going to remark dryly as usual when he fell through a bunch of broken pier boards, landing in the salty sea water below as Toadette gasped, deciding to use this time to show off her inventive spirit as she managed to somehow fix up the broken pier parts in no time. She then realized that she would need to rescue Dry Bowser, much to her dismay as the storm started to get worse.

Another beautiful sunny day in the sun drenched tropical paradise of Isle Delfino, specifically on the busy populated streets of the Delfino Plaza...

Toadette: Hey, how come 'Waluigi's Taco Stand' doesn't have script format for it?

Waluigi: Because it's lazy. (eats a beefy taco) Case in point.

Princess Daisy: (farts loudly) Whoopsie Daisy!

Waluigi: Also case in point.

Dry Bowser: Nothing productive happened in this crappy chapter.

Petey Piranha: Haha! You said productive!

Toadette: Personally, I found Daisy farting funnier.

Dry Bowser: Kid, you always find farts funny.

Toadette: (farts a thunderous tuba toot, then giggles innocently) Yep! I sure do, teehee!

Dry Bowser: (sighs) Why am I always involved in this shit...?

Arceus: (chuckles) Because the readers enjoy this.

Waluigi: And I somehow get good attention from letting these girls fart. SO KEEP POOTING!!

Princess Daisy and Toadette fart in unison, giggling in agreement with Waluigi as Dry Bowser sighed in annoyance, with Arceus deciding to take a look at the many fruit stands populating the Delfino Plaza. In the background was Paul Blart chasing after Lucas and Dark Pit, who were both respectively dressed up like Beast Boy and Cyborg from Teen Titans, with Bruce the mechanical Great White Shark from Jaws swimming around in the sea in front of the sandy beach by the lighthouse. Uncle Grandpa was making burgers shaped in the heads of Dry Bowser and Toadette for the Noki tourists, while Space Ghost was doing a live show at the front of the Grand Pianta Statue for everyone to see, dressed up in Toadette's dress while having an artificial shell colored similar to that of Dry Bowser's shell.

Dry Bowser was sipping some coffee as he was spending the time inside The Room he shared with Toadette, with the boney reptile being by himself as the phone rang.

"Hello?" Dry Bowser answered as he could hear Toadette's voice on the other line. "Oh, hey kid. How are ya doing over at the party?"

"Oh, it's going fine!" Toadette exclaimed on the other line as she was at a party in Tiff's room at Castle DeDeDe on the Popstar planet. "They're gonna inflate me right now!"

"...They're going to WHAT!?" Dry Bowser exclaimed in shock as he heard the phone hang up on the other side, shocked as to what he had just heard.

"All right, let's blow her up!" Tiff exclaimed as she placed a hose up Toadette's butt, a fart sound heard.

"Ooh, I can't wait to be a balloon!" Toadette giggled as she began to be blown up by Isabelle, who was using a pump to pump air into Toadette, making her bigger and like a sphere.

"I don't know how I should feel about this," Isabelle admitted as Toadette was fully inflated, with Tiff taking the hose out of Toadette's butt as the same fart sound was heard, but much higher pitched.

"All right, let's play around with our new beach ball!" Tiff exclaimed as she and Isabelle rolled the inflated Toadette out of The Room, going into the garden to see the other girls. "We got the ball ready!"

The other girls cheered as they started to play a weird game of volleyball, with the inflated Toadette used as the beach ball as she let out cute little poots every time she was hit, giggling.

Toadette's stomach grumbled as she sighed, turning to Dry Bowser as they were relaxing on beach chairs at the pool in Sonic Adventure's Station Square.

Toadette: I'm hungry again.

Dry Bowser: Then go get something to eat. There's a burger nearby.

Toadette: Meh, I feel more in the mood for pasta.

Dry Bowser looks at Toadette with disgust in his eyes.

Dry Bowser: Pasta is gross, kid.

Toadette: (gasps) It is not!

Dry Bowser: It most definitely is!

And then the two argued like an old married couple for God knows how long, with Toadette's stomach growling all the way through.

Toadette sighed as she and Dry Bowser were inside Starbucks, drinking their coffees away as Toadette had something bothering her in the back of her mind.

Toadette: I kind of feel dirty knowing that there are people who do the nasty to me.

Dry Bowser: It's the circle of life, kid, get over it.

Toadette and Dry Bowser finish watching a movie inside an old camp site near the Click Clock Wood at night in the spring as it begins raining.

Toadette: So, how did you think the movie was?

Dry Bowser: Boring, like the comments this story gets that end up being deleted since they don't offer actual criticism.

Awkward silence.

Dry Bowser: ...put on another movie.

Toadette: (shrugs) Well, you are the boney dinosaur... dragon. Turtle.

Chrom was selling fish sticks at Wario City as Dry Bowser and Toadette were collecting stamps for some reason, with Chrom calling out to people walking around the city.

Chrom: Fish sticks, I got fish sticks here!

Toadette: (gasps while holding her hands) ooh, did ya hear that, DB!?

Dry Bowser: We're not getting fish sticks. You know what-

Charmy Bee: DID SOMEONE SAY FISH STICKS!?

Charmy buzzed past Dry Bowser, knocking him down as he twirled around Chrom, with Toadette proceeding to run around Chrom too as Dry Bowser just sighed.

"Ugh, why do I feel like there's a tube up my ass?" Toadette remarked as she was waiting on an escalator in a mall somewhere in Staten Island, New York.

"Because you have a trumpet ledge between your butt cheeks," Dry Bowser pointed out.

Toadette then glanced down, to see that she did indeed have a trumpet stuck to her butt. Toadette then farted, hearing a trumpet toot come out, with the pink mushroom girl gasping as she couldn't believe how musical her gas was now.

Toadette groans in annoyance as she waits for Dry Bowser outside a wooden cottage in the middle of the Maple Treeway, with it being night time as it was starting to get windier.

Toadette: I've given you plenty of moments, and now's the fucking time for you to go and do this!?

Dry Bowser growls as he searches every nook and cranny of the cabin, shouting out to Toadette,  "Hey, doll face, looking for a tie is not as easy as you think!"

Toadette roller her eyes, folding her arms. "Oh yeah, sure."

Dry Bowser: I like to see you try and find a tie, then.

"I think we're lost," Toadette admitted as they were going through the Bubblegloop Swamp, with there being crickets chirping everywhere as frogs were jumping around the marshy water.

"Well you wanted to get the hardest jigsaw piece from the start," Dry Bowser responded as he was trying to get the dragonflies away from him by swatting them with his boney hands. "We'll know the layout of this place eventually."

"I hope so. I'm gonna need a diaper change from all this water," Toadette admitted, being short enough to feel the marshy water soaking her white diaper, which wasn't so white anymore.

"Will this work?" Tiff asked Toadette as they were outside a wooden cabin on the Sky Garden racecourse, waiting for Dry Bowser to appear.

"Trust me, this will be good," Toadette giggled, seeing Dry Bowser step out as a bucket of oil fell on top of him, covering his bones in slimy oil.

"What the fuck!?" Dry Bowser exclaimed, with Toadette firing an arrow of red flames onto the skeletal reptile as he caught on fire, screaming due to actually feeling the heat as Toadette and Tiff both laughed, having managed to prank Dry Bowser.

"Hey, DB..." Toadette giggled as she placed her hands on her face, riding in a yellow Mercedes car with Dry Bowser towards the Super Bell Subway. "How big... is your bone?"

"...my bone?" Dry Bowser remarked in confusion as he was steering the car, heading into the subway station as he looked at Toadette oddly. "You're making a penis joke, aren't you?"

"...why yes, I am." Toadette remarked with a blush as she giggled.

Dry Bowser shook his head as he narrowly avoided being smashed into pieces by a nearby incoming blue train heading northward. "This story sure does have it all..."

Toadette: So, when are we gonna get help?

Amy Rose: Soon, I hope. I have to go to the little girls' room.

Dry Bowser: I swear to God, if you do it here....

Toadette, Dry Bowser, and Amy Rose were all stuck inside a net trap somewhere at the jungle populating the Mystic Ruins as they didn't have anything to cut the rope.

"So how are we gonna get out of here this time?" Dry Bowser asked Toadette and Paul Blart as they were held in a cage in the middle of a tropical jungle, with it beginning to rain.

"We could sing to them!" Toadette suggested as she held her hands together.

Paul Blart adjusted his pants. "We could tell them that it's not the American way to hold a mall cop hostage!"

Dry Bowser slapped his forehead with his right hand. "Oh jeeze... we're never going to get out of here..."

"You know, I'm glad I don't have ears," Toadette stated while cleaning the walls in one of the many hallways of the Smash Mansion.

"And why, dare I ask?" Dry Bowser responded as he turned to the pink clad mushroom girl.

"...because getting ear wax out would be annoying." Toadette stated with a giggle.

Blinking, Dry Bowser sighed as he shook his head, going back to wall cleaning. "You're such a weird, gross girl, Toadette."

Lady Palutena farted loudly as she strolled down the hallway, humming to herself as she bumped into a burping Ness, who looked shocked as he glanced up at the gassy goddess.

"Oh... why hello," Ness remarked as he pulled out a plate of cookies. "...You wanna share some?"

"Well, I'd love to, but..." Palutena trailed off as she let out a wet fart, placing her left hand on her face. "I... have a farting contest with Peach I need to get to. Please excuse me."

"This is like the start of a lame sitcom," Dry Bowser remarked to Toadette as the two were placing new posters on the wall.

"Yeah, but at least it seems like a fun one!" Toadette giggled, with the Mii versions of Obama and Bush going down the hallway yet again.

Lucina looked into Lucario's eyes as she smirked. "If I help you get your aura back... will you love me?"

Lucario chuckled. "It will... be my pleasure."

Lucina took this as a yes as she giggled. "You're a cute dog."

"For you." Lucario replied, with the two characters proceeding to kiss.

Toadette: (groans in disgust) Ugh, this lovey dovey stuff drags on for too long.

Dry Bowser: (rolls his eyes while munching on buttery popcorn) Why do you think fanfiction gets a bad rep from time to time?

Turns out that Toadette and Dry Bowser were watching another romance movie inside a summer cabin near the Garden of Hope from Pikmin.

Toadette: You know what I enjoy the most out of the script format?

Dry Bowser: (sighs) What?

Toadette: It lets you say things easier, or do things you normally wouldn't or couldn't do!

Dry Bowser: Like making an idiot out of yourself?

Toadette: ...well yes, but that's not what I meant-

Birdo: What's going on in here, anyway?

Dry Bowser: Nothing, we're just shooting the shit.

Toadette: Actually, we're attempting to comment on various dumb things we did, plus stupid things the author wrote, like this bit the readers are reading right now!

Birdo: ...so I see. I'll take my leave then.

Dry Bowser: Well that was fucking pointless.

Toadette: (squeals) I know, isn't it just exciting?

Dry Bowser: Not in the slightest, kid.

Toadette sighed of relief as she approached Dry Bowser in a wooden cabin in the Sunset Wilds race track that they were sharing with Shulk and Paul Blart, the pink clad mushroom girl having peed herself in her diaper. "Man, did that feel good."

"...does she seriously wear diapers?" Paul Blart asked, riding around the cabin on his black patrol scooter.

"Yeah. She didn't tell you that?" Dry Bowser remarked as he placed on some yellow gloves. "And now, I have to be the one to change her, again..." He sighed while closing his eyes. "As usual."

Shulk had a combination of disgust, pity, and arousal, placing his hands over his crotch as he blushed. "Man, I don't think I have a good rhythm going... there's a bunch of things I'm really feeling, and it's not good..."

Everyone looked at Shulk oddly as the Monado Hom (or whatever humanoid he was) allowed himself to leave The Room ("oh hi, Mark," Shulk stated to a cactus he named Mark for no reason), with Dry Bowser proceeding to change Toadette's diaper while Paul Blart kept spinning on his scooter.

Toadette was swimming around in a small pool full of pink foamy bubbles as Dry Bowser was placing the dried towels on racks, turning around to see the mushroom female emerge from the sea of bubbles.

"Wanna come in?" Toadette innocently asked as she held up a bunch of bubbles, blinking.

"...no thanks. I rather keep my shell dry," Dryly responded Dry Bowser as he chose to stay away from the pool, with Toadette shrugging as she went back into the pool, both of them being at the pool room inside Hotel Delfino at Isle Delfino's Sirena Beach.

Dry Bowser, Toadette Space Ghost, Harvey Birdman, and Uncle Grandpa were all exploring Hollywood in California together at night, when suddenly Toadette farted a thunderous tuba toot so strong, it caused an earthquake, with people panicking as Toadette blushed and giggled in response.

Toadette: Wanna know how much I crapped myself?

Dry Bowser: Absolutely not.

Space Ghost: Depends on whether or not you dropped the kids off at school.

Harvey Birdman: Depends on whether you left the oven on too long for your baked brownies.

Uncle Grandpa: Depends on if you spilled your chocolate sundae.

Dry Bowser just looked at the three weird human superheroes oddly as Toadette giggled innocently, fanning the air with her right hand.

Dry Bowser: What the hell is wrong with you idiots?

Toadette: (twirls around) Oh come on, DB, they just wanna know how much of a shit I took in my pants!

"You don't even wear pants!?" A male Lumineon exclaimed from inside a limo that passed all five characters heading eastward as it then slipped on some oil, crashing into cars and causing a huge fiery explosion as the roads were officially closed in Los Angeles.

Dry Bowser took a sip of his green tea as he was sitting with Toadette inside a red shrine at the Dragon Driftway, seeing a different array of racers (mostly Miis in costumes) driving around the Chinese themed race course. "You know what, Toadette?"

"Whatever is it, Dry Bowser?" Toadette asked as she was eating through several fortune cookies, mainly because she liked eating the cookies.

"...this tea is not so bad. A bit sour, but manageable." Dry Bowser responded as he took another sip of his green tea.

"Cool! These fortune cookies, though, are super yummy!" Toadette remarked as she chucked the fortune papers to the side, not really interested in seeing what they had to say for her.

"Oh, I need to pee!" Toadette exclaimed as she had her hands on her bladder, dashing up and down and all around the burning Crisis City.

"Kid, slow down!" Dry Bowser shouted as he got burnt by the spewing magma and attacked by the fiery Iblis creatures that popped up at every corner, making the boney reptile's dash after Toadette difficult.

Dry Bowser, Toadette, Vanilluxe, Cherrim, and Arceus are all gathered on a hill in the peaceful Amity Park overlooking the Hearthome City towards the southern direction in the Sinnoh region, with Toadette having made the tea and sugar cookies.

Toadette: So, what do you think?"

Vanilluxe: It could use more sugar... and I'm referring to the tea.

Cherrim: The cookies are soft, which I like, but they... could use a bit less sugar.

Dry Bowser: Yeesh, why don't you just switch the sugar properties of both products, why don't you?

Arceus: I could do that just for these two Pokemon, but that would take effort.

All five characters laughed as they kept enjoying the tea and cookies, with it being a bright, beautiful clear sunny day in the park, the sky being blue and full of white puffy clouds.

"...Question?" Toadette asked as she and Dry Bowser were swimming with a school of Lumineon around the Castelia City Bay in the Unova region.

"Answer." Dry Bowser dryly responded.

"How am I breathing underwater?" Toadette asked as she was kicking her small feet about.

"It's a matter of not thinking about it," Dry Bowser pointed out to Toadette as the two kept swimming amongst the Lumineon, who found it strange that a pink mushroom and a skeletal reptile would swim amongst them, a bunch of beautiful blue fish with butterfly fins.

"Look at that... 47 skits!" Toadette exclaimed as she raised her hands in the air, with her and Dry Bowser catching some sun rays on the sandy beach at Coney Island. "I can't believe we did it! Yay!"

"Yeah, 47 sketches of complete stupidity." Dry Bowser yawned as he placed some sun lotion on himself. "And to think, we don't have anything better to do."

The two then got soaked by the incoming waves from the salty sea, with Dry Bowser murmuring as Toadette tried to get the seagulls away from her, with both characters wet and covered in green seaweed.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were both on the rooftop of the Smash Mansion in Delfino Plaza as it was nighttime, with both of the Mario characters looking at the bright white moon in the night sky over the tropical paradise as they both sighed, just enjoying the night and not doing anything productive.

"Did this contribute to anything important?" Toadette innocently asked as she was brushing her pink pigtails.

"No." Dry Bowser bluntly responded while polishing his white bones.

Silence. Toadette's stomach grumbled as she patted it, having already had something as she figured that it was just gas, as usual.

"...so, what do you wanna do?" Toadette remarked as she titled her head.

"I have no idea." Dry Bowser remarked as he pulled out his cellphone. "Doc Brown is doing scientific stuff, Space Ghost is hosting his show, typical, Uncle Grandpa is being wacky and random... not much for us to do."

Toadette sighed as she glanced back at the night sky, with Dry Bowser going back to polishing up his bones.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were washing various vehicles as they didn't say anything, with some rather famous figures going through the car wash as the two were at a car wash in the western outskirts of Back to the Future's Hill Valley.

"Great Scott, guys! Be sure to get all those spots!" Doc Brown exclaimed as he poked his head out of his vehicle.

Emperor Palpatine sighed as he folded his arms together in a disgruntled fashion, being inside his personal TIE fighter. "Why did I bother coming all the way down here instead of forcing Vader to do this instead...?"

"Be sure that my scooter doesn't get too wet! I have to ride it up and down and all around constantly, you know!" Paul Blart blurted out, creeping out everyone in the area as he raised his hands in defense and just slowly backed away, making the entire situation awkward.

"Hey, this isn't breakfast!" Princess Zelda exclaimed as she was in her bed within her room, within the Smash Mansion in Delfino Plaza, quite annoyed as she looked at the breakfast meal given to her, which was bacon, eggs, and pancakes, plus a glass of milk. "Are you kidding me with this shit!?"

"Well excuse me, princess. If you don't like it, then it can be rearranged." Dry Bowser insisted, as he then zapped Zelda with his lightning, reducing her to a pile of ash.

Toadette slapped her forehead as she groaned. "DB, you know you don't have to zap them to death, right?"

"Oh, I know." Dry Bowser remarked with a sinister grin. "But I like to, anyway."

Toadette just shook her head in disappointment as how her bony reptilian friend thought to handle situations.

"Did you send them the box?" General Grevious asked a battle droid within one of the stations at the fiery planet Mustafar.

"Yes, we did, boss." The battle droid remarked as he was shaking.

"Good... the contents of that box will be a... grievance to them." Grevious remarked as he chuckled, only to cough as he tried to contain himself. "Damn it... I must remind myself to not do that..."

Meanwhile, on the fiery planet of Norfair, just hours after the box Grevious asked to be delivered was sent...

"Come on... just open it!" Toadette pleaded to Dry Bowser as she was getting anxious, clapping her hands together as the fire was rising behind them on the fiery Norfair stage.

Dry Bowser glanced at her suspiciously. "Something bad is going to happen, isn't it?"

"Please! I've seen this stuff on TV before!" Toadette remarked while twirling around. "Just do it... please?"

Dry Bowser squinted his eyes. "I'm not sure if I can trust you."

"DB, we've been friends for so many years, you literally changed my diaper when I was a baby. Somehow." Toadette responded as she folded her arms, feeling confident. "Now for fuck's sakes, open that goddamn box!"

Dry Bowser sighed as he closed his eyes. "Well, if you insist..." He just shook his head as he proceeded to slowly open the box, muttering quietly to himself, "Why did I think establishing a relationship with her in the past through time travel was a good idea...?"

The box was opened, and it proceeded to suck in both Dry Bowser and Toadette. In hind sight, it probably wasn't a good idea.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were inside a jail cell as they were chained up, with the two being prisoners as they looked at each other.

"I can't believe we got caught like that," Dry Bowser remarked in annoyance as he glanced at Jigglypuff snoozing on the prison bed, then turning his focus to Toadette. "It wouldn't have been a problem had you just focused!"

"Hey, I tripped okay!?" Toadette snapped as she glared at her orange prison clothes. "And it's not like I enjoy this predicament either. These clothes stink!"

"Hey! Keep it quiet in there!" A Birdo police officer stated as she glared at the two, patrolling the area.

Dry Bowser sighed as he placed his right boney hand on his face, while Toadette was attempting to get out of the orange prison clothing.

The titular pair was at a garage as some of the Smashers came to ask for some fixing.

Ness: Can you fix my bike?

Dry Bowser: No.

Toon Link: Can you fill my balloons with water?

Toadette: We don't have any water powers, sorry.

Jigglypuff: Can one of you snooze so I can scribble on your face?

Dry Bowser: How about you go blast yourself at 88% so you can see some serious shit

Wolf: Where's the fox?

Toadette: (shrugs) I dunno, chasing after a falcon?

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were at Falco Lombardi's tavern, with Toadette being allowed since she looked younger than she actually was, with there being several elderly members inside the bar, all of them having a good time as Falco was juggling various bottles of wine.

"So, what will it be?" Falco asked as he was a bit drunk himself, having drunken some old beer he had stored within the cabinet for weeks.

"Oh, give me a Bud Light." Dry Bowser remarked while rolling his left boney hand around.

"Wait, you drink Bud Light?" Toadette remarked in shock as she tilted her head to the right. "I never knew you had such good taste, DB." She then turned to Falco. "I'll have a Milwaukee's Best."

"Suit yourself." Falco remarked as he grabbed the two bottles of different beers and poured them into two separate empty glasses, with Toadette taking a glass and drinking it all the way as she burped loudly.

"Damn, that's some good shit!" Toadette exclaimed as she proceeded to sip more of the Milwaukee's Best beer.

"It's all acquired taste, kid. Take it nice..." Dry Bowser droned as he slowly sipped his Bud Light beer. "...and easy."

"Yeah, what the sexy bonehead said," Falco remarked, signs of him being drunk getting more noticeable as he drunk up some beer himself.

"Come on!" Waluigi complained as he and Princess Daisy were playing tennis against Dry Bowser and Toadette on the tennis court in Delfino Plaza, with the tourists watching. "Give me your best shot!"

"Goodness, I didn't realize how fast tennis was!" Toadette remarked as she was sweating, regretting the decision to wear her regular pink dress.

"Well, this is why you wear a sports outfit like me!" Daisy remarked as she smacked the green fuzzy tennis ball high into the air. "So you don't have to worry about soaking your dress in stinky hot sweat!"

Dry Bowser was quick to head all the way back, using a low shot to make the ball land close to the net. "That's too much information we need to hear." He and Toadette then cheered as they scored a point, with Waluigi taking too long to get the ball.

Toadette: Ooh, Popo and Nana said their new commercial will air soon!

Dry Bowser: Sounds pretty boring to me. Why would anyone want to watch a commercial?

Doc Brown: Great Scott, it's coming on!

Everyone gathered around in the living room as they leaned forward, with the commercial featuring the Ice Climbers playing.

Palpatine: (scoffs) ...that was it?

Paul Blart: (nods in agreement) I've seen better commercials on Youtube.

Dry Bowser nodded his head in agreement, turning his skull to see Toadette snoring as she had her hands in the popcorn, making the reptilian bonehead roll his eyes in response as Chunky Kong broke through the apartment screaming, with the T-Rex angrily chasing after him as King Kong and Godzilla were brawling each other in the city.

"Guess what?" Toadette giggled.

Dry Bowser sighed as he rolled his eyes. "What?"

Toadette farted loudly as she giggled again. "I just farted!"

Dry Bowser punched Toadette in the face after staring at her for a few brief moments.

"...hooray." Dry Bowser sarcastically added after several seconds.

Dry Bowser was smacking green fuzzy tennis balls being shot at him with his grey tennis racket as he was riding on the back of an Wiggler ATV that Toadette was driving, with the two drifting around the Super Bell Subway, going through the subway tunnels as they avoided the incoming trains, with tennis machines placed everywhere.

"Ooh, DB! Keep hitting those balls!" Toadette giggled as she was spinning the steering wheel like crazy.

"Hey! Keep those innuendoes to yourself, pigtail head!" Dry Bowser snapped as some tennis balls got lodged into his empty eye sockets.

Vanilluxe was baking frosty cookies using her icicle powers as she was wondering what was happening on the subway race track, spotting Dry Bowser and Toadette steering by. "Huh... wonder what that was all about?"

"Oh, probably something dumb!" Tooty Bear stated as she was showcasing her talent of bobbing like an idiot while playing her piccolo amidst several trains going by her. "That's what they always end up doing!"

"I just hope that they don't do anything wreckless..." Isabelle stated while drawing a bunch of fruits together, only to lose control of her bladder as she wet herself. "Ooh! I knew I shouldn't have had that lemonade!"

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were at one of the various volcanoes at the Grumble Volcano racetrack, the two looking around to see that things were not what it seems as everything was filled up to the brim with chocolate.

"Eww!" Toadette remarked in disgust as she squinted her eyes. "Where did all this chocolate come from?"

"I bet someone took a shit and didn't even bother to wipe..." Dry Bowser grumbled as he inspected the brown sugary substance, squinting his beady orange eyes. "It's not the first time crap has happened here..."

Toadette's stomach growled, which caused the volcano to shake violently as it began erupting, with Dry Bowser and Toadette looking at each other as chocolate splashed on them.

Toadette: Eep! That was hot, and it ruined by perfect pink dress!

Dry Bowser: Forget about that, kid! Just run!"

Dry Bowser then used his magic to open up a warp, dashing right into it with Toadette as the volcano full of chocolate collapsed on itself.

Dry Bowser: (sighs while looking at a crusty old map) You sure this is the right way?

Toadette: (giggles while twirling around) DB, have I ever steered you wrong?

Dry Bowser sighed as he and Toadette dashed into the thick jungle foliage of a random tropical jungle somewhere in Hoenn, just rushing through as it was pouring, making the damp wilderness even more of a hassle. They bumped into Petey Piranha, who was partying it up with various grass and bug type Pokemon, continuing on their way as they were searching for a meaningless collectable item.

Toadette's stomach growled as she groaned, she and Dry Bowser walking across the desert near the Bone Dry Dunes as it was just too hot for her to handle, needing plenty of food as well.

Toadette: (groans amidst her growling stomach) Ugh, I'm so hungry!

Dry Bowser: Stay strong, kid, we're almost at the starting line.

Toadette whimpered as she fell on her body, not having the strength to go on as Dry Bowser sighed, approaching her and picking her up. This didn't mean much as a dust storm suddenly occurred, sucking both of the two in.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were preparing a big strawberry cake for Pokemon's Farting Bianca at the seaside Delfino Plaza as the two looked at each other, looking exhausted as they were doing this right behind the Shine Gate in front of the volcanic Corona Mountain. Bianca was farting as usual while the two cake makers looked at each other.

"Why are we bothering to do this? We don't even like her," Dry Bowser commented as he brushed back his red hair.

"It's because we spent a lot of time with her, silly!" Toadette exclaimed as she held her hands together, there being icing on her fingertips. "Doesn't that motivate you to make this cake super yummy?"

"...no, it doesn't." Dry Bowser stated as he was had his skull blown off his bony body from Bianca farting on him.

"Whoopsie! Did I let one loose again?" Bianca giggled as she spotted the cake, gasping as she let loose a wet fart. "Ooh is that for me?" She immediately jumped into the unfinished cake, covering her entire body with it as she ate it up, filling her growling stomach as she unleashed a huge fart that caused the tropical city of Delfino Plaza to collapse on itself. Toadette and Dry Bowser's body were blown high into the starry night sky, with Bianca giggling as she fanned the air with her left hand while shoving cake into her mouth with her right hand, constantly farting away.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were at the Sunshine Airport racetrack, commenting on the race that was going on as they noticed General Grevious chuckling several items with his multiple arms while Waluigi was smacking the various items chucked at him with his tennis racket, them and several others riding around the airport racecourse in karts. Princess Daisy in particular was farting away, using her butt blasts of flatulence to maintain the lead.

"And my goodness, things are really heating up on this course!" Toadette exclaimed as she got so excited, she wet herself. "Oh! Let's just hope things don't get as messy as my diaper just did!"

"...eh? I thought those were pants you were wearing," Dry Bowser muttered as he munched on some hash browns and french fries he got from the McDonald's within the Sunshine Airport. "But yeah, if there's one thing in these races that you have to watch for, it's that anything could happen-"

"Look! No hands!" Daisy exclaimed as she had auto steering on, her hands on her farting butt as she passed gas and the competition, taking the lead as she was suddenly snatched by a hungry Tyrannosaurus Rex, who was summoned from a portal made by Space Ghost, who was hosting his talk show outside the airport for some reason.

"You may be asking why am I doing this..." Space Ghost stated as he flexed his muscles while Daisy screamed and farted in pain from the T-Rex biting down on her. "...And it's because I need ratings!"

Dry Bowser and Toadette looked at each other and pulled out white signs that read '10/10' in black ink as they noticed Darth Vader using the Force to blow back the racers from coming into the terminal to complete their lap, just doing it to be a jerk.

"I barely get any cameos, you knOOOOOw?" Darth Vader commented with his iconic breath, causing everyone to groan at it.

"How come he gets to say something?" Grevious complained as he was having a slash war with Waluigi as they were gliding towards the airport terminal, y'know IN THE AIR.

"Because he's more known than either of us," Waluigi sighed in disbelief, with them managing to tune out the sounds of Daisy's muffled cries and farts.

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"And now... the reigning champions of this tennis tournament... Dry Bowser and Toadette!" Exclaimed the announcer, with the audience cheering as the two named contestants came onto the grassy tennis courts, both of them holding their own different colored tennis rackets, with it being night at the stadium.

"You ready to smash some tennis balls?" Dry Bowser stated to Toadette while polishing his tennis racket.

"You bet your boney butt I am! I'm ultra pumped!" Toadette exclaimed with a giggle as she twirled around, only to fall on her back, making Dry Bowser groan and facepalm.

And so Dry Bowser and Toadette began playing tennis, with Toadette hitting the green fuzzy tennis balls into Dry Bowser, which in turn knocked out some of his bones.

"This is the type of carnage I come for," General Grevious stated as he was trimming some of the bushes outside the tennis stadium, seeing the match on the screen hung above the sports field.

Dry Bowser: All right, show us what this thing can do.

Piplup: (laughs while standing on top of a bunch of tires) Watch... and BE AMAZED!!

Piplup then proceeded to twirl around, firing water in the air as Dry Bowser and Toadette watched, with the three being at the Casino Park as various tourists came by to check out Piplup's trick. Toadette clapped her hands as Dry Bowser rolled his eyes, chucking a bone at the tower of tires as it caused Piplup to fall down, breaking his back. Dry Bowser chuckled as Toadette watched in disbelief.

Toadette: Oh my, that's gotta hurt! I hope he's okay!

Getting back up, Piplup growled angrily as he began furiously pecking Dry Bowser, who was mildly annoyed by the attacks at worst.

"You're never gonna guess what I invented!" Toadette exclaimed to a room full of some people.

"...Something stupid?" Dry Bowser duly noted as he was putting away various bandages.

"No! A super plushy hammer!" Toadette exclaimed as she revealed it, smashing everyone with it as it didn't do any damage, due to it being so fluffy.

"...What was the point of that?" Isabelle asked innocently as she was trying to get her collar tighter.

Big The Cat nodded in agreement as he was petting Froggy, understanding the concept of something unnecessary for once. "I agree, that was rather pointless..."

"Does she always invent random ass nonsense like that?" Emperor Sheev Palpatine groaned as he was trying to get his nails done.

Dry Bowser sighed as he faced the others, with Toadette constantly smashing his skull with the fluffy mallet. "Trust me... she's worse than this... much worse..."

Dry Bowser and Toadette watched in disbelief as Tiny Kong and Meloetta farted out bassy tuba poots together, with both girls trying to beat each other in breaking wind. It was quite a stinky day at the Jungle Japes, with neither Dry Bowser or Toadette needing to suffer due to them not having nose senses.

"I'm grateful that my nose is just for show and can ignore smells if I need to," Dry Bowser explained as he was collecting the different colored bananas that were scattered on the grassy floor.

"I'm just happy I don't have to smell them! Just feeling them is making me..." Toadette trailed off as she then fell on her back, not being able to handle the hot flatulence coming towards her.

"Oh my!" Meloetta exclaimed as she placed her paddle shaped hands on her face, her eyes widening. "I think... we might have gone overboard, Tiny!"

"Hmm?" Tiny commented as she pulled up her brown stained pants after letting out a wet fart, turning around to see the fainted Toadette and annoyed Dry Bowser as she casually shrugged. "Eh... I think they'll be fine. They don't need to smell."

Dry Bowser and Toadette were walking around the populated Castelia City in the Unova region as they were spotting all the Gen 5 Pokemon roaming around, until the two stopped to see May and Dawn farting up a storm of flatulence.

"Golly! Just how many gassy girls are we gonna see in our adventure?" Toadette asked as she was sucking up some ice cream she brought from the ice cream stand nearby.

"Far too many for me to count," Dry Bowser stated as he looked up to see the various flying Pokemon fly away from the city as a result of the fart gas that May and Dawn were cranking out of their farting butts.

"Hey, it's not like we only fart!" May exclaimed as she peed herself.

"Yeah! We do other kinky stuff too!" Dawn added as she let out a huge burp, laughing as she wrapped her arms around the back of her head.

Dry Bowser was not impressed as he proceeded to head the other way, only for him to be chased by Dawn and May as Toadette watched in disbelief, feeling her stomach rumble as she proceeded to continue licking her ice cream.

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"And know, we return you to... Magearena's Farting Adventure!" Exclaimed the narrator on television, with Toadette watching the program while Dry Bowser was doing some cleaning, with some other guests snoozing on the couch due to binge eating earlier, with it being known in Japan as Magiana Farting World Tour.

"Oh, am I so gassy...!" Magearna exclaimed in embarrassment as she blushed from all the constant farting she was doing, with the other Pokemon laughing at her as a result of enjoying any time revolving around Magearna farting.

"Gosh, she sure is a gassy Pokemon." Toadette stated while munching on french fries, crackers, and buttery popcorn simultaneously, since she was weird like that, turning to Dry Bowser. "You think I could be as gassy as her?"

"Kid, you're just as gassy, believe me." Dry Bowser stated as he was cleaning the carpet, rolling his beady eyes around. "And you don't need to be reminded of how much flatulence you hold in your small body..."

Letting out a cute little poot, Toadette giggled in response as Dry Bowser just scoffed, with Emperor Palpatine sheeving it in the background, zapping the air with lightning since he had nothing better to do with his time. Clearly.

"Because I have... UNLIMITED... POW-" Palpatine was not allowed to finish his statement, for Toadette farted in his face. Ewww.

"Run as fast as you can!" Puss In Boots exclaimed as he and Chunky Kong were running from Dry Bowser driving a green colored tank, with Toadette farting bullets out of her butt as she was wearing brown stained tan shorts and being in a more humanoid form. The scene was taking place at the Casino Park, in the more broken down part of the money themed amusement park.

"I'm going as fast as I can! I'm slow, remember?" Chunky shouted back as he was panting.

"You think this will get them good?" Toadette asked as she felt an ounce of pain every time she farted out a giant bullet out of her surprisingly fat ass.

Dry Bowser mumbled angrily as he adjusted the controls within the tank. "Oh, it better. You know how much I paid that lunatic at the shop?"

General Grevious scoffed as he was slashing against the various robots installed at the Casiino park, shaking his head at how the titular duo was using the tank. "Such primitive use... you organic fools know not what to do with the advancement of technology..."

Dry Bowser and Toadette were playing tennis with May and Dawn at the tennis court in Unova's Nimbasa City stadium, with the two human girls farting every time they hit the fuzzy green tennis balls with their different colored, Pokemon themed tennis rackets, May's racket having Delcatty on it while Dawn's had Cherrim in sunny form. Toadette was getting a bit too excited over this as she was not doing as good as she could, which annoyed Dry Bowser as he waited until the game paused.

"Damn! Tennis can really make us active!" Dawn laughed as she felt all the sweat go through her body, approaching the bench.

May nodded as she let out a sigh of relief upon sitting on the bench. "Tell me about it! Why, we're practically farting out gas bombs every time we hit something!"

Toadette giggled as she approached them, holding her hands with her racket behind her back. "Goodness, you two know how to stink it up! I... kinda like it!"

Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he brushed back his red hair, dusting off his racket as he noticed all the tennis balls lying around on the floor. "Course the kid likes it... she has a fetish for this shit."

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Godzilla roared angrily as he was stomping through Isle Delfino, with the citizens running as Dry Bowser and Toadette looked at each other.

"Oh, what are we gonna do?" Toadette exclaimed as she was looking through several random cards with hearts and spades on them.

Dry Bowser was checking out how many bicycles were abandoned on the streets, rubbing his boney chin with his skeletal right hand as he turned to face the mushroom kid. "The only thing to do... attempt to fight back."

Dry Bowser and Toadette then changed their appearance to look like power rangers, colored black and pink respectively, as they proceeded to head into battle with Godzilla. Of course, with them being small by comparison, Godzilla simply stomped on them. Though their unfortunate first encounter certainly wouldn't be their last...

"So... you're wondering exactly how this happened..." Dry Bowser stated as he was broken up into a pile of several separated bones.

"We tried fighting Godzilla... again..." Toadette moaned in pain as she was completely covered up in bandages while being in a wheelchair.

"Well that's what happens when you tackle a giant movie monster." Puss in Boots said from the audience as he went back to cleaning his body via licking.

"Hey, give them a break, it's not like you get attacked by Godzilla daily," Chunky Kong shouted several seats to the right as he rubbed the back of his head.

"And why did we decide to record this in front of a live audience again?" Gruntilda asked Arceus as they were doing the direction work.

"Because those two want to have a different dynamic with this show from regular talk shows," Arceus explained as he was doing some meditating, which constituted to helping millions of different folks from different realms and timelines.

It was then that Godzilla came into the building and laughed as he did a dance number, with several other kaiju and giant monsters joining him in the dance, with the hosts being unable to do anything about it.

"Ooh... that must have hurt for a bunch of big guys like them." Chunky Kong commented as he wandered on the set, noticing the dancing movie monsters.

"Trust me, they won't be dancing when I get this trap installed!" Dick Dastardly snickered with despicable glee as he and Muttley (who as usual was snickering) were setting up a bomb to explode the entire studio.

"Any reason as to why we're in this chapter?" King K. Rool asked as he was looking through a box full of different costumers.

"Just for a very cheap cameo." Big The Cat explained as he was fishing for Froggy in a small empty can, because he was that much of a dimwit.

And then the bomb that Dastardly and Muttley set off exploded, causing the entire studio to explode. Though that didn't stop Godzilla, who emerged with his other monstrous pals and continued dancing.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were getting the citizens of the Empire City out of the neon lit metropolis, as Godzilla was once again attacking, the giant radioactive reptile blasting his powerful breath weapon on the city.

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"Dry Bowser?" Toadette stated as she and the boney reptile were watching fireworks at night on the Shine Gate in Delfino Plaza. "You think we could ever be immortalized among the stars...?"

"...now why would you want something like that?" Dry Bowser remarked with a scoff as he turned to the young mushroom girl.

Toadette pushed back her pink pigtails as she shrugged. "Oh... I was just thinking. It doesn't hurt to wanna be remembered by a lot of people."

"...even if you were hated?" Dry Bowser replied while folding his boney arms together.

Toadette was about to comment, but sighed as she shook her head, not willing to get into another argument as she just wanted to enjoy the pretty colorful fireworks.

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"Hey, how come we weren't invited?" Toadette whined as she noticed that she and the others weren't on the guest list for Uncle Grandpa's party.

"Didn't you even read the sign?" Dry Bowser sighed as he pointed at the note, which specifically read 'Uncle Grandpas only'.

"Yeah! Hear what the bonehead said?" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed, as he strolled right into the giant Uncle Grandpa head that contained the party, followed by several more copies of him, all of them wearing different clothing.

Toadette just pouted as Dry Bowser rolled his eyes, with both characters being flattened by a fat Uncle Grandpa who literally rolled onto the red carpet.

Dry Bowser was painting a bunch of random nonsense about Shulk in the Monado wielder's room of the Smash Mansion, with Toadette entering The Room ("oh hai Marth," everyone greeted to Lucina, who was annoyed that people confused her with her idol yet again) with a wild Avalugg.

"Hey DB, look who I found in the fridge!" Toadette exclaimed as she pointed at Avalugg.

Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he wasn't impressed. "Great, and just what does this piece of junk do?"

Avalugg growled, knowing it was insulted as it slowly approached Dry Bowser, then froze up the boney reptile with a blast of ice, causing Toadette and Shulk to gasp.

"Oh no! My painting is gonna be ruined!" Shulk exclaimed as he screamed, dashing out of his room as he was in his underwear... which fell off due to him tripping over the Avalugg, causing his naked body to be revealed to everyone inside the mansion, with various wild reactions.

Toadette was frozen in shock as she couldn't believe what happened, mirroring the literal frozen Dry Bowser as Avalugg slowly made its way out of Shulk's vacant room, the paint drying up quickly from the cold. The Avalugg then inadvertently froze up the entire mansion, which was somehow in New York City's Central Park, causing yet more building clutter in Manhattan. This in turn caused to be a major headache for anyone in the park, especially for the Wacky Racers who crashed into the mansion as a result.

"Drat! All these wonderful trainwrecks... and I'm not causing them!" Dick Dastardly growled as he clenched his fists and gritted his teeth angrily, with his sidekick Muttley chuckling as a result, their mean machine parked right by a pair of tall oak trees.

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"Boy! What a journey!" Toadette giggled as she did various poses, wearing her treasure tracker uniform as she was going through the dusty old Bone Dry Dunes with Dry Bowser, being quite animated in her appearance. "We went up and down and all around, we rolled around at the speed of sound, we made up weird chants, and for one, I didn't poop my pants!"

"Riveting." Dry Bowser sarcastically remarked as he didn't need to know the last bit. "That's exactly the kind of stuff I want to hear..."

Toadette playfully blew a raspberry with her tongue as she twirled around, placing her hands on her face. "So, what's next mah boi? I wanna know, cause I wonder what's for dinner..."

"OAH!" King Harkinian exclaimed as he ran by, being chased by several ships that sailed in the morning. Dry Bowser and Toadette glanced at each other awkwardly as Toadette was tempted to repeat her question, when Dry Bowser literally put a sock in her mouth as he took a moment to think of an answer.

"A break, for one..." Dry Bowser grumbled as he was trying to put himself back together, missing several of his bones as he shook his head. "That last trip did a number on me..."

It was then that a piece of paper flew from the western direction, hitting Dry Bowser in the face as Toadette gasped.

"Oh my! A note!" Toadette exclaimed as she had the urge to use the restroom suddenly.

"Actually, it's a letter..." Dry Bowser corrected as he held the paper with both of his boney hands, "Although it appears to be a message. Dear pesky bonehead, come to the castle, we bake a big guy for you, WITH NO SURVIVORS." He groaned as he clenched his fists after crumbling the paper. "How long has it been since that scene came out?"

"My lemonade's about to come out, if you know what I mean." Toadette remarked as she held up a fresh clean diaper for no reason.

"...Right, I'm leaving you." Dry Bowser sighed as he shook his head, proceeding to head northward as he was suddenly gobbled up by Petey Piranha, who was resting in the sand for some reason.

Toadette farted loudly as she was in shock, her bassy butt blast of gas causing her to realize something important. "Oh no...! Dry Bowser's been eaten by Petey!" Standing there for a few seconds, she gasped again as she let out an even brassier tuba poot. "And I just remembered! I had a farting contest in seven minutes and fifty seconds! Oh my!" She then dashed as fast as she could, making the dusty canyon a bit more yellow than it already was.

But you're not here to read about Toadette. You're here to hear about Space Ghost's new talk show that airs Friday nights at eleven thirty, eastern standard time.

"Yeah... if I still had one," Space Ghost complained as he was walking around, looking for spare change. "The network just up and abandoned me like they did to all those other Hanna Barbera has beens."

"Oh shut up! We don't want to hear your life story!" Emperor Palpatine spat out as he was trying to buy something from Donkey and Puss in Boots.

"Yo Puss, why did we set up a shop out here again?" Donkey whispered to Puss as he wasn't sure about this.

"Because, Donkey, we need to increase our reputation, and build equity," Puss explained as he pointed at a chart that was there for no reason.

Donkey, Palpatine, and Space Ghost stared blankly at Puss as several tiny plush dolls of Dry Bowser and Toadette randomly fell down on the cat, with the others looking up to see Arceus hanging on the ceiling, with a dimensional hole.

"What? I got bored." Arceus explained as he lost his balance and fell in the sea of Dry Bowser and Toadette plush dolls, which made the various noises those two characters would make in things like Mario Kart.

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Toadette sighed as she looked up and down and all around the Smash Mansion, grumbling as she folded her arms. "Darn it, where is he?"

"I take it that you're looking for Dry Bowser, huh?" Falco Lombardi remarked as he was carrying a bunch of random junk in a big cardboard box. "I think I saw him leave somewhere with Arceus."

"Peh, why would he want to do that?" General Grevious exclaimed as he was giving Gooper Blooper tactical arm training, you know IN THE HALLWAY.

Meanwhile, Arceus and Dry Bowser were having 'seven minutes in Heaven' within the molten core of the Grumble Volcano, with the Pokemon God having locked out access as he wanted to enjoy every moment with her bony lover, taking any chance it could get.

"I don't understand," Dry Bowser interrupted as he pushed Arceus off his dusty old bones. "Doesn't this break logic?"

"Who cares about logic when you have a fantastic body?" Arceus laughed as he and Dry Bowser resumed making out. They continued to kiss, and rub each other... and that's probably where it should be left off, for all of our sakes.

Dry Bowser was cleaning out the kitchen of the room he shared with Toadette in the Smash Mansion, with the mushroom girl twirling into the kitchen space to get some snacks.

"Hey DB, you should join me and the others. We're having a yabba dabba gay old time!" Toadette exclaimed in a grand way as she clapped her hands together, winking. "It's better than cleaning out in here!"

"Meh... leave me be." Dry Bowser grumbled as he attempted to clear out the chimney, being greeted with a large amount of smoke.

"...suit yourself." Toadette stated in disappointment as she grabbed the snacks she came in for and went back to the living room, joining her group of friends as they watched the latest television program, which incidentally had Dry Bowser on it.

Dry Bowser was on his way to the source of the snow that was going on in his fiery home at the Grumble Volcano, wondering exactly where it was coming from, and determined to get to the bottom of it, for he was sick of this happening.

"Why is it snowing here?" Dry Bowser stated as he was running on top of the molten magma surrounding the entire volcano based racetrack, wearing a special pair of boots as he clenched his skeletal fists. "This is illogical... there's no way something like this should happen!"

Dry Bowser then unexpectedly went through a warp portal, screaming as he tumbled through the space time continuum, having no idea of where he will land.

"Oh, isn't he just dreamy?" Toadette happily exclaimed as she held her hands together, drinking a huge amount of cherry flavored Gatorade as she then munched down on chips and popcorn.

"I guess. I mean, you are good friends with him." Amy Rose explained after dusting off her red dress.

"I don't know what you see in him." Abomasnow added, being inside the room as he was giving it a nice cool breeze, being in his mega form.

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"...I don't get it." Toadette stated as she munched away on her nachos, watching a movie with Dry Bowser.

"What are you talking about?" Dry Bowser stated as he paused the movie with his remote.

"How come he let Lanky just go and do that?" Toadette asked as she moved her arms around, shaking her head. "I mean, he does realize that he can stretch his arms out and can handstand!"

"Perhaps he thought not of it based on his looks." Dry Bowser responded back as he took another bite of the pretzel he had in his right bony hand. "After all, given his clownish nature, you don't know what to expect from Lanky." He then pressed the pause button his remote to start up the movie again, resuming its progress.

"Luigi I'm home!" Master Shake exclaimed as he was in the nut shack.

"...you're always home." Frylock pointed out while floating casually as usual.

"Yes, but I'm home, where the heart is." Master Shake stated, taking out his heart.

Meatwad rolled into the room with that doofy big smile of his. "Anything happening?"

"Just the same usual bullshit," Frylock sighed as he blasted Master Shake with his eye lasers.

"Eyy good job, Fry man." Carl stated as he was in the Aqua Teen's home to get some drugs or something.

Dry Bowser and Toadette looked at each other oddly, wondering what the hell was going on with this stupid movie, with it inadvertently turning into Aqua teen Hunger Force for no reason.

Dry Bowser squinted his eyes as he glanced at the piece of paper he was reading, shaking his head. "You sure this fanfiction of yours is appropriate?"

"Yeah, I mean... isn't this something that's a bit beyond you?" Toadette asked as she was also holding a note in her hands, with the letter in question being the same fanfiction that Dry Bowser pointed out.

"Well, I have been hanging around with this Daisy chick for some time..." Leni Loud admitted as she was sucking up a delicious smoothie while sitting on a wooden bench. "You never know when inspiration will come to you!"

Dry Bowser and Toadette exchanged glances with each other oddly as they were on the wooden boardwalk at new York's Coney Island, with it being a sunny breezy day as the amusement parks were getting quite the tourism, with the beach being surprisingly empty as the titular duo were reading Leni's fanfiction about Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans, with the gassy tomboy redhead princess actually farting up a storm in her pooped pants right by the sidewalk leading towards the classic Cyclone wooden roller coaster.

Princess Daisy was farting in tight jeans as she was trying to get into one of the crowded stores at the tropical Coconut Mall, grumbling as she wasn't allowed due to her flatulent predicament. She was trying to get a smoothie as she was quite thirsty.

"Ooh, what I would do to have a smoothie!" Daisy exclaimed as she glanced at the back of her fart filled jeans to notice them being darker. "As much as I'm enjoying my wet poots, I rather have some wet goodness down in my stomach from fresh fruity fluids!"

"At least don't put it out like that," Birdo groaned as she was doing some shopping as well, having different shopping bags on her as she headed down the escalator by the gassy tomboy princess.

"...What's the motive behind Daisy wanting smoothies?"

"Um... I just love making and drinking them, so I thought I'd throw it in!"

"You couldn't have an actual tangible reason for there to be smoothies?"

"Instead of that, I would have added in fish sticks," Chrom interrupted as he walked by, willingly biting down on some fish sticks he happened to have crafted himself on the beach.

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Space Ghost laughed as he was looking at himself in a mirror. "Ha ha, oh you card! Of course I was a superhero! But I'm also a talk show host..."

"This is just yabba dabba depressing." Moltar whispered to Zorak as the two were watching his pathetic scene from their spots.

"Aye, I hear ya. Just when we thought Tad couldn't get anymore pathetic." Zorak stated as he took a sip of his coffee.

"Shut your traps!" Space Ghost exclaimed as he proceeded to blast both villains with his Destructo Ray, going back to chatting with the mirror as he couldn't stop looking at his sexy self.

Dry Bowser and Toadette came by the studio, with both of a delivery of fish sticks as everyone turned to them, quite confused.

"Uhh... this doesn't look like Chrom's place," Toadette stated as she looked at the notepad she had in her hands.

"Oh Goddamn it, we took the wrong turn at Albuquerque." Dry Bowser groaned as he slapped his forehead with his right hand. "Well, it couldn't get worse."

They were then crushed by a giant Dry Bowser that collapsed into a pile of bones, with a giant Toadette giggling as she was playing tennis with the bony reptile using mega mushrooms.

Ridley popped up in an ice cream truck as he was selling ice cream, seeing the gigantic duo causing mayhem as he smirked, happy that he wasn't the only big guy (UUUU) to be present in the Ghost Planet industries.

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Roy laughed as he finished construction on his new fiery roller coaster of steel, showing it off to the others at the Fire Emblem Arena. "So, what do you think of it?"

"...Oy vey, you've really done it." Dry Bowser stated as he placed his right bony hand on his forehead. "No one is going to want to ride-"

"Yippie! I wanna ride!" Toadette exclaimed as she jumped into the front car, pulling Dry Bowser with her.

Roy smirked as he folded his arms together with pride. "And you thought this was too stupid."

"What's too stupid?" Lanky Kong asked as he was walking on his hands, spotting the fiery coaster. "Oh hey, a coaster on fire! I want to try that! Maybe these blue bananas will stop making me feel so down!"

"I too would like to try the coaster of many burnings!" Starfire exclaimed as she twirled around Roy, sitting next to Lanky.

Roy smiled as he then pulled the lever after seeing random folks getting on the train, watching the roller coaster cars take off, with everyone screaming as they caught on fire while making the uphill climb towards the first drop, Dry Bowser's bones falling off piece by piece.

"So, you got a permit for this?" Space Ghost stated as he was eager to get on the coaster of flames.

"Actually, I haven't tested it yet..." Roy sheepishly admitted as he rubbed the back of his head nervously. "Ehehehe..."

Everyone on the coaster, except Dry Bowser whose skull fell through one of the loops, were know crisp from the intense flames as they went into a watery portal, ending up in Bikini Bottom as the coaster just kept going, speeding way past cool as it somehow burnt the entire underwater city.

"My leg!" Fred Rechid exclaimed as his legs were on fire, trying to rev up a fryer. "Oh, my leg...!"

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were playing tennis with each other on the sunny Delfino Plaza court, several of their aquaintences watching from the sides alongside the Piantas populating the city as several plants similar to Petey Piranha occasionally popping out to barf up some brown goop, with Petey himself serving some popcorn and pretzels in the stands. The two tennis players were playing with a couple of extra green fuzzy tennis balls to increase the excitement.

"Damn it!" Dry Bowser snapped as he glared at the mutated plants spewing out goop, some of them getting on his bones as he was trying to concentrate on smacking back the tennis balls. "These plants are being a pain in my spinal cord!"

"Oh, I know! They're ruining my pretty dress!" Toadette exclaimed as she felt some goop being spewed onto her butt by one of the plants, causing her to fart as she blushed.

"Now my diaper is a muddy mess, and this time it wasn't actually me!"

"Is it just me, or does Toadette have a fetish for messing herself?" Chunky Kong whispered to some Pokemon as they were all noticing this, with the Pokemon noding in agreement.

"Hey, can't knock her for being honest. I would bring lamp oil or rope if I were her." Morshu stated as he ate some of his prime ice cream. "MMMMM... maybe some BOMBS, too. For good measure."

"Or chrome! Some extra metal vitamins would never hurt ya!" Chrom proudly exclaimed while annoyingly munching away on his prized fish sticks.

Pokemon's Farting Bianca farted with joy as she just laughed. "Oh, girls just want to pass gas! Let her be farty all she wants!"

Of course, this fart filled exclamation from the gassy Bianca caused everyone sitting around her to move away as much as possible, which caused quite a stretch in the audience since things got more crowded, which coupled with the Isle Delfino heat and the stink of Bianca's flatulence didn't help things, the tennis match between Dry Bowser and Toadette becoming goopier by the moment.

Up on the announcer's booth overlooking the audience stand were Arceus and Gruntilda Winkybunion, who were asked to do some announcing as the two had nothing better to do.

"Seems like the goop these plants are barfing up is really causing quite the mess on the court, eh?" Arceus chuckled as he took a nice long sip of his coffee.

Gruntilda scoffed, dipping several broken tennis rackets into a pot as she began boiling it up with her magic. "Peh, goop is nothing if not used to its fullest. It's as good for in its natural state as fecal matter!"

"Guess what?" Toadette exclaimed while wearing her treasure tracker uniform in the room that she shared with Dry Bowser, with several of the Smashers, assist Pokemon, and Assist Trophies doing all sorts of wacky insane things, y'know IN THE BACKGROUND.

Dry Bowser sighed, trying to play chess with a mirror, of which he found after doing some tennis in the Smash Mansion's garden. "What? It better be something worth wasting my time for."

"...I finally discovered where I lost my diapers!" Toadette stated as she took off, using her farts to go faster.

Dry Bowser rolled his eyes, the skeletal reptile not concerned with his mushroom girlfriend as he resumed his long game of chess, with essentially himself as he looked at the image of himself projecting onto him from within the mirror. "All right, your move. And don't give me that look every time I ask you to do so."

Dry Bowser and Toadette were eating the delicious undersea hamburgers known famously as Krabby Patties in the Krusty Krab in the underwater town that was the not so quaint Bikini Bottom, with Toadette farting bubbles as Dry Bowser brushed back his red hair from being moved by the sea currents, neither of the two characters needing air to breath due to one of them being a skeleton and the other being a mushroom.

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"Any reason we're in the subway?" Dry Bowser scoffed as he and Toadette were in a New York subway station somewhere underneath the packed city of Manhattan.

"I just wanted to ride a train." Toadette admitted as she innocently twirled around, her pink dress lifted up by the spin as her inflated diaper was revealed to the random folks who didn't care less...

...except Lanky Kong, who had a funny face from seeing the sight since he had no style or grace. Amy Rose then appeared out of the nearby port a potty and slammed Lanky with her Piko Piko Hammer upon noticing the orangutan starring at Toadette's diaper.

Dry Bowser: ...so why do you have food from Subway then?

Toadette squinted her eyes, only to glance at both of her hands, with the mushroom girl holding a bunch of fast food she brought from the food chain Subway, which no doubt including actual subs.

Toadette: Err, well... I'm a little girl! I gotta grow somehow!

Dry Bowser slapped his forehead as the train was coming towards the station too fast, causing it to collide with the loading platform as everyone ran, except Dry Bowser (who got reduced to a pile of bones) and Toadette (who was too focused on eating her Subway food). Dry Bowser watched as the various train cars collided onto each other, before exploding in a huge fiery explosion that covered the entire subway tunnel, with Toadette screaming as she went bouncing about like a pong ball.

"Sorry, yo... I haven't drove these things in years..." Funky Kong chuckled nervously as he revealed himself to be the train conductor, his sunglasses falling off as he stumbled out of the driver's train car, landing on his head.

Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he was used to this, prepared to place his skeletal body back to normal as Toadette collided into him, causing him to break into pieces again. Just as the flames were starting to calm down, Toadette farted out a big gas blast, causing the subway tunnel to explode again.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were handcuffed to each other as they were following Wolf O' Donnell, who had arrested the pair for simply standing by while watching a crime go on in the city of Corneria.

"So why are we being arrested again?" Dry Bowser asked as he was trying to make his bones feel more hollow as a way to break out of the handcuffs.

"Yeah, I too would like a refresher. I kinda forgot." Toadette added as she noticed what Dry Bowser was doing, proceeding to shake her pink pigtails as a way of kicking up some wind.

"Because you two didn't even bother helping the person who was robbed!" Wolf snapped as he slashed at the duo, growling as he then clenched his right fist. "Why can't you guys have some empathy for the citizens here?"

As the trio were heading to the nearby jail, it was crushed as Godzilla was fighting Ridley, or rather it was a part of the fight, for the big reptiles were doing a rather awkward phase of fighting as Ridley was tickling Godzilla, who proceeded to blast his radioactive breathe into the sky, hitting the various airships that were populating Corneria's air. Dry Bowser was quick to break out of the handcuffs, attempting to run off as Wolf blasted him with his gun, causing the skeletal reptile to be reduced to a pile of bones. Toadette jumped up into the air and farted in Wolf's face, looking for something to break apart her handcuffs as she got smashed by Godzilla's tail, which in turn was moving about from Godzilla being tickled by Ridley.

"Damn it..." Wolf groaned as he was trying to get the awful stench of Toadette's fart out of his nose senses, noticing that Dry Bowser's skull was bouncing away from him as he barked angrily, shaking his head. "No, not again!"

"YEAH TOAST!!" A Shy Guy exclaimed as he was excited over a piece of toast he had in his hands, only to be knocked to the side by Dry Bowser, who continued to bounce as a skull on the run.

Arceus and Gruntilda Winkybunion watched this from one of the clouds slowly moving in the sky that went from light blue to a much darker shade of blue as it was transitioning into the night, with the entire chaos engulfing Corneria City going about during the fight fest that was Godzilla Vs. Ridley, with there being a television monitor displaying images of Dry Bowser and Toadette hitting each other with tennis rackets.

"How do you feel about this predicament?" Arceus asked while somehow munching away on french fries despite lacking a mouth.

Gruntilda just shook her head as she was licking some vanilla iced, rainbow sprinkled ice cream. "Eh, it's not much but it's something."

Dry Bowser and Toadette were letting in several smashers as they were seeing the Ribbon Road getting filled up with different characters as summer reached the toy themed racecourse, with there being toy umbrellas planted everywhere as the titular duo had the Smashers in a secluded area in the green portion of the racetrack.

"All right, settle down, let us count how many of you there are," Dry Bowser stated as he held a cardboard piece with names written on it, bizarrely wearing glasses for some reason.

"Yeah, we wanna make this as easy on all of us as possible!" Toadette added as she twirled around a rainbow colored toy umbrella she picked from the handful present.

Fox McCloud groaned as he played around with his zapper. "Why can't we just pummel ourselves already and not worry about this...?"

Falco Lombardi punched his best friend in the back of the head. "Because we need to know who's present here, stupid!"

Pikachu

Charizard

Lucario

Jigglypuff

Greninja

Duck Hunt

R.O.B.

"That's not funny you sick fuck."

Dry Bowser and Toadette were one day hanging out at the Coconut Mall, one of Isle Delfino's most popular attractions and notorious race tracks all in one. Toadette wore an Slipknot shirt while Dry Bowser had Iron Maiden because they are hardcore. They held hands, the skeletal reptile scoffing at the preps and those who stared at them while the pink clad mushroom girl brushed back her pigtails.

"What? You've never seen people hold hands together?" Dry Bowser commented as he somehow blew back his radical red hair.

Toadette giggled as she smirked. "I think these weirdos are too lonely to appreciate us, big bone."

"Oh I never," Leni Loud said in a southern accent before fainting, having many shopping bags full of useless knickknacks in them.

Toadette couldn't help but laugh as she took a sip of her Nintendo Capri-sun, embracing her bony lover Dry Bowser, who patted her head in response. They always went to the tropical mall full of fruity Delfino goodness to go to the greatest store ever, Hot Topic. It was paradise for the hardcore mall Goths and all the other dark freaks of nature who just loved to be wearing black.

However, today it was replaced by a lighter, newer Hot Topic that sold MERCHANDISE OF THE HOT TOPIC KREW. Dry Bowser gasped, dropping his tennis racket he had in his other skeletal hand as he fell down to his knees, somehow not breaking his lower bones. Toadette glanced inside, much to her horror seeing preps such as Tooty Bear, Big the Cat, Darth Vader, and even Fred Flintstone were shopping up and down and all around the store.

"Ew, how gross!" Toadette cried out in horror as agonizing tears of depression began forming in her eyes, clenching her fists, "What did they do to our store man?! They've ruined it! It was where we first met too."

Dry Bowser embraced the saddened mushroom gal, wrapping his bony arms around her. "I know kid, it sucks. Big time."

"Maybe for you." Bane stated as he was piloting a grounded plane, attempting to crash it with no survivors as Dry Bowser and Toadette glared at him, with the masked man and his plane catching on fire as everyone except the titular duo ran out of the now burning Coconut Mall.

Dry Bowser and Toadette screamed as they were being chased by an angry Chain Chomp, going up and down and all around at the speed of sound in the burning Crisis City as the two hid inside a vacant skyscraper that seemed to provide good cover.

"I... can't be out there with that thing!" Toadette admitted as she was sweating nervously, chucking off her damp diaper as she pulled out a fresh one from underneath her pink mushroom cap.

"Hey! Be a woman! Stop acting so cowardly!" Dry Bowser snapped as he slapped Toadette across the face.

"It's not possible!" Toadette yelped as she shook her head several times.

"It's doable if you just do it!" Dry Bowser stated as he moved his bony hands about.

"Wow, what an asshole!" Exclaimed a random voice, which came from the Chain Chomp, which was right between the duo!

"S-stay back! I'm warning you!" Toadette whimpered as she farted, trembling.

The Chain Chomp simply laughed with its barking, slowly moving forward. "PREPARE YOUR BUTT."

Toadette screams like a girl and throws a power star at the Chain Chomp which turns into an 8-Bit Pac-Man clone. Dry Bowser slapped his skeletal forehead in disbelief.

"...You are STUPID!" Dry Bowser barked at Toadette, with the mushroom girl urging the skeletal reptile to just shut up.

The 8-Bit Pac-Man chases Dry Bowser and Toadette out of the skyscraper, which somehow collapses after they all leave. During the chase, the flaming Crisis City turns into a Pac-Man map until Dry Bowser and Toadette end up in an impasse, overlooking a cliff facing Iblis and the red fiery tornado behind him, with the fire god simply soaring while chucking burning boulders everywhere. The Pac-Man clone turns back into the Chain Chomp and barks, somehow getting bigger.

Dry Bowser clenches his bony fists as he growls, his beady eyes turning red with rage. "I'm sick of your shit!" He then pulls out a bomb from within his charcoal shell.

"NO DUDE NO DON'T-" Toadette cried out in horror as she pleaded with all her might, watching Dry Bowser throw the bomb at the Chain Chomp, who cries in response.

"I just wanted to be your friend!" The Chain Chomp spoke as he didn't ask for this."

Toadette cries as she falls to the pavement, her hands on her face. "I'm so sorry..."

"I don't give a shit!" Dry Bowser interrupts as he then snaps his fingers, with the bomb causing an explosion so huge, it causes the entire city of crisis to collapse on itself, making a huge void as everything disappears.

Starfire hums as she floats in the air with glee, with Dry Bowser and Toadette slowly walking behind her on the sandy beach of the island containing the Titans Tower, with the purple haired alien being more excited than usual.

"OH BOY! Who's ready to go on a vacation to... DIDNEY WORL!?" Starfire exclaimed cheerfully as she extended her arms out, a bright colorful rainbow appearing over her as cats fell out from the sky, much to her delight as they began forming into a weird representation of Disney World's Magic Kingdom.

Dry Bowser and Toadette sarcastically cheer as they clearly don't want to go to Walt Disney World, causing Starfire to blast them with her green eye lasers.

"YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!" Starfire bellowed angrily with rage as a white kitten landed in her hands, causing her to gleefully giggle as she closed her eyes. "Ooh! Meow to you, Ms. Kitty!

"Ugh... I can't feel my hair..." Dry Bowser muttered as he was broken into pieces, his red hair having been burnt off.

"Quick, shoot me with this gun. Then I'll shoot you with it." Toadette whispered as she pulled out a ray gun from within her scorched diaper.

Suddenly Ridley came down on the trio, laughing as he was quite drunk off his big scaly tail.

"Whoo! You guys need to come to the club with me sometime!" Ridley hiccuped to a crushed Dry Bowser and Toadette, who really wished they weren't there right now.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were invited to race with the legendary Mario Kart 8, that being the racers of Mario Kart 64 and Mario Kart Super Circuit, as they were going through every course in the Mario Kart 64 grand prix. Due to his heavy status, Dry Bowser wasn't doing as well as he had thought he thought, while Toadette was taking advantage of how well the lightweight racers had, taking off in the lead.

"Damn it, I knew this was a bad idea," Dry Bowser droned as he could barely catch up to the others on the jungle themed racetrack that was DK's Jungle Parkway, with Donkey Kong himself chucking various yellow bananas ahead, causing Dry Bowser to spin into them.

"Oh DB! You're not so lucky here!" Toadette playfully taunted as she took a quick bite of a mushroom she had upon feeling her stomach grumble with hunger, letting out a fart that propelled her forward as she was now tied with Toad for first.

The race continued onward as everyone jumped across the river, landing on the other side of the track as Dry Bowser continued spinning into various banana peels, while Toadette managed to gas her way to the front.

"Why did we let them race with us?" Bowser asked Toad as they were sandwiched in the middle, watching Toadette succeed and Dry Bowser fail.

Toad shrugged as he grabbed a green Koopa shell and chucked it at Yoshi, turning to Bowser. "It livens things up without being too chaotic like the 12 player races."

Bowser squinted as he shook his head, deciding to focus on just driving as they left the jungle parkway, heading to the enormous Yoshi Valley, where everyone got lost.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were trying to move a couple of cardboard boxes into the Smash Mansion as Yoshi and Wario watched while both were eating a lot of fruits that the green colored, food obsessed dinosaur collected.

"Wahaha... look at these losers." Wario taunted as he scratched his butt, taking a sniff of his right hand as he pointed at the box movers. "They're pouring all this effort into being losers."

"I wonder what those cardboard boxes contain, haha." Yoshi laughed as he took a munch of his melon, gulping as he casually shrugged. "I'm just curious and all, haha."

"Do you mind?" Dry Bowser and Toadette snapped as they gave the two gluttons glared, dropping the cardboard box they were holding together.

Suddenly Ridley flew by, holding a box of

"Hey guys, look what the author asked me to deliver!" Ridley exclaimed

Dry Bowser was working at Waluigi's Taco Stand in the volcanic depths of the Grumble Volcano itself as Toadette came by with Luigi, the two quite hungry for tacos.

"Oh boy, I can't wait to eat!" Toadette exclaimed as she felt her stomach rumble.

"Me too!" Luigi exclaimed as he slammed his hands on the counter. "All the tacos you can pump out, please!"

"Shouldn't you watch your figures?" Waluigi remarked as he got out some taco shells. "I mean, you don't want to be even pudgier, do ya?"

Looking at each other, Toadette and Luigi laughed as they pointed at the lanky purple man, with him sighing as he faced Dry Bowser, who shrugged.

"Don't question it, they do this constantly," Dry Bowser stated as he placed finished tacos on the counter, with Toadette peeing herself from laughing too much.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were wrestling with each other, the two masking each other in wrestling uniforms as Lucina and Bane watched amidst a roaring crowd of wrestling fans, with the match taking place at Universal Studios Florida in one of the old studio warehouses populating the theme park.

"Come on! Is this the best you can do?" Dry Bowser taunted as he smirked, holding Toadette in a choke hold.

"Guess again, bonehead!" Toadette snapped as she then slammed the skeletal reptilian onto the ring, causing him to lose some of his bones in the process as the audience cheered loudly.

"Should we tell them to ask why they're disguising themselves?" Lucina suggested.

Bane shook his head, the masked man folding his big arms for you. "It doesn't matter who they are. Wrestling fans didn't care who they were until they put on the masks."

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May and Dawn were farting up a storm at the central park of Castelia City, with Arceus and Rayquaza watching alongside a few others as they couldn't believe what they were seeing. Dry Bowser and Toadette were present there, which was not a surprise given how they were invited by Arceus.

"Are you ever gonna stop?" Mat stated as she wiggled her hips to crank out more wet, trumpet like farts.

Dawn laughed, bending over to let out bassy deep pitched farts. "Ha ha... I'm just curious as to why you think you'll go down in history, cause here's a little lesson in trickery."

"This is kind of funny, isn't it?" Arceus whispered to Rayquaza as they were towering over all the other people and Pokemon in the curious crowd.

"Not really, when it's been several chapters since these two met and stunk up both Hoenn and Sinnoh." Rayquaza pointed out as he was eating a Casteliacone.

Toadette farted as she fanned the air with her right hand, chuckling nervously as she received odd glances from the other people. "Ehehehe... they're not the only gassy girls here..."

Dry Bowser groaned as he placed his right bony hand on his forehead. "Kid, please, it's bad enough that there's a fanfiction dedicated to this. Do we need you to stink it up too?"

Toadette: (shrugs innocently) Well, people like it when I do it.

Dry Bowser: (sighs) Of course they do. You waifus are all the same...

And then just because for the hell of it, a certain well loved meme song began playing, with the two female Pokemon Trainers farting to it of course.

May: If you wanna be a farter number one...

Dawn: You have to go and pass gas on the run!

Arceus: And now... they're singing.

Rayquaza: Great, just exactly what we needed.

The two girls kept on farting away as they began singing and dancing to the tune of 'We Are Number One' from Lazytown, with Robbie Rotten himself sneaking about since he was attracted by the rotten atmosphere the girls were providing with their farts, which was unsurprisingly used as backup music.

"I'm not exactly a fan of this kind of music, but it appeals to my nasty senses!" Robbie Rotten exclaimed as he was doing weird dances, which is what the onlookers appreciated more in the long run as it went from the daytime to the night.

Dry Bowser and Toadette decided to leave May and Dawn to their fart filled fetish fest, with Toadette really wanting to gas it up with the two feminine human Pokemon Coordinators while Dry Bowser was more willing to explore the city of Castelia.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were munching on french fries they brought from McDonald's as they were watching a baseball game at the Death Star, taking place on the entry platform due to it being wide enough for a match, with Emperor Sheev Palpatine pitching the ball as Chunky Kong was at base, with there being various Stormtroopers watching in the audience.

"I don't get it. Why doesn't he just toss the ball?" Toadette asked as she pointed at Palpatine, who was charging up the baseball with electricity, noticing that his team was full of Stormtroopers and Darth Vader, the latter who was really wishing he could be force choking people instead of waiting on a baseball field doing nothing.

"Because it's Sheev. He likes to be mischievous, you know?" Dry Bowser stated as he rubbed his bony chin with his right hand, closing his eyes. "In fact, it reminds me of the last time I went up against him when he pitched... bastard kept intentionally hitting me and causing me to be reduced to a pile of bones every time."

"Do you two mind? I'm trying to concentrate!" Chunky exclaimed as he glared at the duo, only to miss the baseball that swung right by him.

"Ha! You didn't even notice!" Palpatine laughed as he used the Force to get another baseball, which seemingly popped out of thin air.

Darth Vader sighed as he turned to a random Stormtrooper, folding his arms together in annoyance. "Palpatine never lets me have any fun. Why can't I pitch?"

"At least he acknowledges you." The random Stormtrooper responded as he looked down at the metallic ground they were all standing on. "I barely get a mention. Same with all my friends."

Palpatine chucked the baseball again, with Chunky accidentally chucking the baseball bat high into the air as it smacked into Dry Bowser somehow, causing him to break into a pile of bones as everyone laughed, the bony reptile sighing in annoyance.

"Anyone want smoothies?" Leni Loud asked as she had a bunch of smoothies in her arms, with everyone rushing to get their hands on one as they accidentally crushed the blonde human girl in a rush, with Leni moaning in pain as she managed to crack a smile from seeing everyone enjoying the smoothies she personally made herself.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were being chased by E-123 Omega, who was blasting at them with his arm cannons.

"How do we get into these situations?' Dry Bowser moaned as he could feel the blasts chipping parts off of his bones.

"I don't know, but I wish we had something to chuck back!" Toadette screamed as she could feel her clothes getting burnt by the blasts.

"Worthless clone models!" Omega exclaimed as he kept on firing, having a lust for destruction.

Tiny Kong farted as she was playing around with a yo-yo, only to be pushed into the side by Dry Bowser and Toadette, who kept on running from the pissed off Omega. Tiny was then blasted by the robot, causing her to be greatly wounded.

Dry Bowser: (while chucking some of his bones back) Can't you just leave us alone!?

Toadette: (cries while chucking poison mushrooms back) Someone help! This robot's gunning us on the run!

Omega: (blasting the bones and poison shrooms with his cannon blasts) MUST DESTROY FLESHY FREAKS OF NATURE.

"Well... that was something..." Tiny moaned as she was covered in blood from the gunshots, letting out more more raunchy fart as she then exploded.

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Dry Bowser asked "You ready to catch this?" as he and Toadette were in a football stadium recently built near the Delfino Plaza in the sunny Isle Delfino.

Toadette giggled as she clapped her hands, facing Dry Bowser. "Oh yeah! Chuck it to me, DB!"

Dry Bowser then chucked the football at Toadette, with it causing her to go all across the football field as she hit the wall, falling on the grass as she landed on top of the football, groaning in pain. Dry Bowser winced as he underestimated how strong he was.

Dry Bowser: (murmurs) Maybe I should have used a softer throw...

Toadette: (groans) Oh... you're telling me... my leg...

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were fishing with Big The Cat as they watched King Kong fighting several Tyrannosaurses in the jungle by Donkey Kong's cabin, with Chunky Kong and Lanky Kong collecting plenty of fruit while Donkey Kong was doing push ups to the beat of the well loved DK Rap from DK64. Tiny Kong farted up a storm with Pokemon's Farting Bianca, while General Grevious was trying to built up a steel roller coaster for Emperor Palpatine.

"I have to ask... why are you girls always fascinated with farting?" Dry Bowser asked as he moved his right bony hand around, his red hair blowing from the broken wind.

Toadette farted a cute little poot as she giggled, wiggling her hips. "Oh, farting is one of the core spices of life! You can't live without it!"

"Actually, I sometimes forget I could break wind..." Big droned in as he pulled out a giant great wite shark, only to chuck it right back in as he shook his head. "...But then again, I have more important priorities. Like Froggy."

Dry Bowser and Toadette squinted as they glanced at each other, with Tiny farting so loudly she pushed Bianca into the water, causing fart bubbles to rise as all the potential fish swimming around came up dead from Bianca's flatulence.

"You fleshy things... disgust me." Grevious pointed out as he attempted to put some bolts into his wooden coaster, only for it to collapse on him as he growled in response.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were at the Sunshine Airport race course, being on the beach just west of the airport terminal itself as they were selling balls of different sorts, with Wolf O'Donnell walking in as he scoffed.

"Balls? You can't be serious," The space wolf replied in a deadpanned tone as he folded his arms together. "What would give you the inspiration to sell balls?"

"Well, neither me or Dry Bowser have balls," Toadette giggled as she slightly blushed, pushing back her pink pigtails. "...so I guess it's not wrong to be wanting to sell them!"

"The kid has a point, regardless of its innuendo message." Dry Bowser bluntly added as he juggled a couple of different sized balls. "Plus, balls are important to our society. You could argue that we're all made of balls."

"Maybe you guys are. I'm not." Ridley pointed out, flapping his wings to pick up air as it was starting to get too hot on the beach from all the airplanes flying up and down and all around.

Dry Bowser shrugged as he picked up one green fuzzy tennis ball, deciding to see how far it could go as he smashed it into the air with his grey tennis racket. He and the others winced as the tennis ball went right through an incoming plane, causing it to crash into the water surrounding the airport, WITH NO SURVIVORS.

"Come on, Toadette! Just keep climbing with us!" Dry Bowser shouted back down as he and Petey Piranha were platforming high in the sky at the green tinted beanstalk populated Sky Garden, with the heavyweight characters jumping from yellow and white colored puffy cloud to cloud, surprisingly not falling through in spite of their heavy frames. "It's not that far now! We can make the blimp that circles this garden!"

Toadette farted as she was feeling gassy, trying her best to keep up as she needed to pause to let out a bassy fart every time, fanning the stinky air with her right hand as she could sense how bad her flatulence smelled. "Oh, DB, please do hold up! I need my bladder to..." She then closed her eyes as she bent forward, farting as she peed herself, sighing of relief. "...good thing I have a diaper!"

Petey mumbled in disgust as he shook his bulbous head, with him and Dry Bowser climbing up the near beanstalk as Toadette continued to stop every so often to fart to her heart's content. Arceus and Gruntilda watched from a set of nearby clouds as they looked at each other.

"Doesn't that look exciting?" Arceus asked, mainly on account of jumping up beanstalks.

Gruntilda scoffed as she was trying to see which new objects she could put on her black witch dress. "Peh. I rather be hosting one of my classic game shows, honestly."

Dry Bowser and Toadette found themselves on a road trip, of which was more or less forced upon them as they were actually heading to a hospital, with Tiny Kong being pregnant and letting loose rotten farts. Toadette tried to comfort Tiny while Dry Bowser was focused on driving, trying not to let the beautiful sigh of volcanoes erupting in the distance distract him as there were lava plumes suddenly erupting on the high way, causing fire to spread on several crashing cars that were swerving out of the way. There were a coupel other characters in the very same car, such as.

"Dry Bowser, can't you go faster!?" Toadette exclaimed as she was sweating nervously.

"Hard to do that with all this fucking traffic!" Dry Bowser cursed as he could see road punks shooting used underwear at each other, with some of them hitting the car the bony reptile was driving.

"Ooh, I can't contain it!" Tiny explained in pain as she felt her fart filled stomach expand so much, it caused an explosion, which sent Toadette blasting off again high into the volcanic sky as Dry Bowser was reduced into a pile of bones, with lava splashing onto him as his bones began rustier in response.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were running away from Paul Blart, who was chasing them on his scooter as the titular duo were running on their feet around the mall.

"Stop running, you mall punks!" Paul Blart exclaimed as he pulled out a toy gun and began firing green fuzzy tennis balls at the duo.

"Eep! I hope those balls are fuzzier than the ones on Donkey Kong!" Toadette yelped as she was hit in the butt several times by the fuzzy balls of tennis.

"Now is not the time for innuendos! That comes later!" Dry Bowser snapped as some of the tennis balls were causing his bones to break apart, reducing him to a pile of bones as Paul Blart ran over his pile, leaving only his skull intact.

Beast Boy whistled as he was walking down the stairs, spotting the crazed scenario occurring before hand. He yelled a "Hey!" angrily at Paul Blart, who pushed him into the stairs as he still chased after Toadette, with Dry Bowser's skull bouncing after the chase.

Dry Bowser and Toadette watched as Godzilla was blasting Manhattan to smithereens, with them sitting on a balcony from an apartment in Queens as it began to rain, the two munching on popcorn as they were enjoying the night.

"You know... I wonder what they think of us," Toadette said as she glanced down to see the people walking on the streets, noticing May and Dawn holding a Pokemon Contest for the pedestrians as a way to take away attention from Godzilla's attack.

"I don't know... but it must be interesting." Dry Bowser spoke back after rubbing his red hair, seeing Bane crashing another plane (WITH NO SURVIVORS) yet again in the distance towards Staten Island.

Dark Pit came out onto a different balcony, seeing the titular duo to his right as he growled, his black wings flapping with rage as he folded his arms together in disgust.

"What makes those two clones different from me? We're all lazy... we're all cheaply made, and can easily be inserted into anything with no effort." Dark Pit grumbled as as he shook his head. "So why is it that they get less hate than me?"

"It's because they're not over hyped like you were," Lumineon pointed out, seeing a couple of Pokemon that resembled each other walking by as she nodded. "Lookalikes... have their places in society... but you shouldn't overstate your welcome."

Dark Pit sighed, continuing to gripe on the fact that he was far less liked than Dry Bowser and Toadette, with Godzilla deciding to move his attack on to New Jersey.

"What are you doing this time?" Dry Bowser ask while slamming several baseballs into the air with his black baseball bat just outside of a McDonald's, with there being plenty of McDonald's food surrounding them.

"I'm using magic!" Toadette explained, dressed up as a magician as she then used some magic on herself, proceeding to grow taller as she got legs and jeans, letting out a huge fart that broke apart her pants as she then fled in embarrassment, wearing a soiled diaper underneath.

Big The Cat came by with his fishing rod, watching Toadette run past him as he eyed the McDonald's fast good, only for Dry Bowser to growl at the purple fat cat. Big yelped as he dashed off, with the skeletal reptile placing down his bat as he proceeded to eat the hot french fries that made up the majority of the McDonald's meal.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were looking at the sun setting on beautiful Seaside Hill, the two looking at each other as they were resting on the sand, the various crabs scuttling around.

"The sun is always beautiful when it's about to say goodbye," Toadette stated as she was playing around with a couple of seashells she found earlier on the sand. "It's so red, like the passion for you."

"...what?" Dry Bowser bluntly stated as he squinted his eyes at Toadette after polishing the horns on his head.

Toadette blushed as she rubbed the back of her head nervously, feeling embarrassed from revealing her deep feelings. "Err, I meant your hair! Yes, that's right, your wonderful red hair is so bright!"

"...right. My hair. Let's go with that." Dry Bowser stated as he rubbed his bony chin, watching the now yellow waves (due to the way the sun was projecting the color) splashing onto the sand. "This is good... isn't it?"

Toadette nodded her head in agreement, lying her pink mushroom cap on Dry Bowser's bones as they watched the sun continue to set until it turned into the night.

"Come on!" King K. Rool growled as he was chucking his crown like a boomerang, watching Dry Bowser and Toadette smack it back with their tennis rackets on his pirate ship circling around the Cheep Cheep Beach. "How long must this charade continue?"

"As long as we got enough energy in it!' Dry Bowser exclaimed, only to be reduced to a pile of bones as K. Rool aimed at him specifically. "Oh how clever of you. Take me out first because I'm bigger."

"Oh no! Why did you do that to DB!?" Toadette exclaimed, being knocked out cold as K. Rool hit her in the face.

Tiny Kong was farting on a cardboard box containing pizza as the others gathered around her, with the scene being inside one of the cafes at Universal Studios as Dry Bowser and Toadette were watching while cleaning the tables. The skeletal reptile was disgusted, yet the mushroom gal was envious at the flatulent chimpanzee putting on a talent show of sorts.

"You fine folks are liking this fart fetish fest of mine?" Tiny asked as she kept on farting bassy tuba poots, juggling some multicolored bananas she pulled out of her beanie hat.

"Man... look at Tiny over there fart on that box. She sure is brave!" Toadette admitted as she brushed back her pink pigtails.

"You gotta be kidding me." Dry Bowser scoffed as he noticed General Grevious selling ice cream to several customers just outside, adjusting his skull as he turned his head to Toadette. "Isn't there more to life than flatulence? Why do you like it so much?"

"Well..." Toadette murmured as she was wiping another dirty table, spotting Big The Cat trying to fish Charmy Bee out of the candy machine as she blinked a couple of times. "Sometimes you just need to let go of things. It might stink, but it's better in the long run."

Dry Bowser felt his jaw open as he was surprised. "Good lord... so maybe there is more to it than it just being one of your dumb fetishes..."

Petey Piranha laughed as he was eating popcorn right behind the titular duo, the mutated piranha plant interested in their conversation as he got tired of Tiny Kong pooping her pants. This didn't last, as Funky Kong crashed into the cafe in his plane, WITH NO SURVIVORS. And the entire cafe then collapsed, with flames spreading all across the theme park.

Dry Bowser watched as Toadette was farting in the snowy race track that was the winter version of the Animal Crossing racecourse, with the animals hiding inside their homes as the Ice Climbers were having a snowball fight with different pairs. The skeletal reptile was polishing up his Bone Rattler bike from the snow that was falling down, with the frosty night not being silent as Toadette was cranking out so much wet flatulence.

"Hey, are you ever going to control yourself?" Dry Bowser asked as he was brushed back his red hair, the snow falling off as he tried to focus on his bike. "There's only so many times you can repeat the same thing!"

"Well I happen to see different things in doing the same stuff occasionally!" Toadette remarked as she was farting in light blue shorts, melting the snowmen that were built around the village. "I mean, not everything appears to be samey! It can be new to someone!"

"Ooh! Is someone farting to warm up the glacier?" Leni Loud asked naively as she was driving around in a Wiggler ATV, only to spot a spider shaped snowman nearby, screaming as she went crashing into the museum, causing it to collapse on her.

Dry Bowser slapped his right bony hand on his forehead as he went to get the knocked out Leni from the ruins of the museum, with Toadette continuing to fart away gassy bombs of broken wind to warm herself up and satisfy her fart fetish.

Dry Bowser and Toadette

Dry Bowser and Toadette

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Dry Bowser and Toadette were out camping, with the mushroom girl being the one who actually planned out the event, as they dragged in the people who didn't have anything to do in particular. Of course, it was more fun for Toadette, who just wanted to hang out with people she clearly didn't spend enough time with.

"Isn't this just fun?" Toadette asked as she was eating the most marshmallows out of everyone at the campfire out in the Wild Woods, having scared the native Shy Guys away.

"Fun? There's nothing fun about watching you eat all the snacks!" King K. Rool snapped as he dusted off his red cape.

Falco Lombardi sighed as he had his feathery arms crossed, standing up as he looked up to the bright night sky. "I could be working on my bar right now..."

"Surely there's a surprise out here for us..." Birdo stated as she adjusted her red bow.

"Please, what surprises are there?" Dry Bowser pointed out as he pointed at the bears feasting on the honey nearby. "The closest thing you could pinpoint as a surprise are those bears, and then then, I'm sure that-"

Dry Bowser did not finish his sentence, as he was broken into a pile of bones by a Tyrannosaurus stepping on him. The others screamed in shock as it turns out the T-Rex was running away from Godzilla, who just wanted to ask for advice as his big tail smashed into the fire, putting it out.

"I guess you really felt that!" Shulk exclaimed to Dry Bowser as he began laughing so much, he lost control of his bladder and wet himself, which was more embarrassing since he only had his shorts on.

There was an awkward silence as Dry Bowser felt a bit vindicated, with Bane crashing a plane in the background, WITH NO SURVIVORS.

"I wonder what tad called us in for," Toadette giggled as she was eating popcorn, walking on the studio set alongside Dry Bowser as they were waiting for Space Ghost to show up.

"Probably something stupid." Dry Bowser sighed as he was dusting off some of his old bones that were gathering too much dust in his skeletal body, the reptilian trying to look as good as possible.

It was then that Space Ghost appeared, appearing visibly as he waved to the camera, then turned to Dry Bowser and Toadette.

"I'm glad you two are here, because I have an important announcement to make," Space Ghost said as then lights dimmed down, causing him to clear his throat. "A-herm... we're out of ideas."

Toadette gasped in shock as she dropped her popcorn, with Dry Bowser rolling his eyes as he folded his skeletal arms together.

Space Ghost nodded as he frowned, rolling his right hand around. "That's right, the Coast to Coast show, is out of imagination."

Things around the studio became more eerily quiet than they normally were as Space Ghost was absolutely serious about the statement for which he was seriously making. Toadette was trying not to cry as Dry Bowser just shook his skull, knowing that the superhero talk show host was playing up the drama, since he enjoyed being dramatic.

"So we are now making possible leeway of improving things." Space Ghost stated as he let out a little sniffle, rubbing his nose. "If you love me, or have ever loved me, or plan to love me in the future... please stay tuned, watch generously, to help keep the ghost alive!"

Silence. Space Ghost took a quick sip of his coffee as he then flew off into the darkness, with all the lights going off in the studio of the Ghost Planet. Toadette began crying loudly as Dry Bowser groaned, realizing that this wasn't going to end peacefully due to there being another chapter.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette looked at the steel roller coaster in front of them that had recently been installed at the Shine Gate in Delfino Plaza, the two characters looking at each other.

"Well, do you want to go ride it?" Dry Bowser suggested as he brushed back his red hair, his skeletal hands on his bony ribs. "I mean, it only feels right if we gave it a fair shake. It is new."

Toadette shook her head as she shivered. "N-no... I rather get trapped in a case full of ice cream."

"Say no more!" Gooper Blooper exclaimed as he popped out of the water and stuffed Toadette into a cooler he brought with him, getting a disappointed glance from Dry Bowser as he shrugged. 'What? She was asking for it!"

Dry Bowser sighed as he planted his bony right hand on his skull, deciding to ride the coaster himself since Toadette wouldn't be there to bog down his experience.

"I find this situation to be... rather odd." R.O.B. stated in a robotic voice as he was doing some maintenance on the coaster due to it being metal.

Birdo was making some ice cream for the tourists visiting the volcanic Grumble Volcano racecourse, noticing that Toadette was on fire as she watched the pink mushroom girl run by, with Dry Bowser panting after her.

"AHH!! I'M BURNING!!" Toadette cried as she flailed her arms about, all of her clothes burning up as she felt her skin getting scorched.

"Kid, wait! You're letting the flames spread!" Dry Bowser explained as he could feel some of his more fragile bones popping out, mainly as a result of using his agility to catch up to Toadette, who was faster due to her smaller stature.

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"So... are you always fishing? I know you're a cat and all, but surely there must be some context behind it all..." Dry Bowser asked as he, Toadette, and Big The Cat were all fishing around on the wooden boardwalk of the tropical Cheep Cheep Beach, with the three catching a lot of fish as the sunny beach was named after the incredibly common Cheep Cheep fish that always popped out of the water at any given time.

"I'm kind of curious about that too." Toadette stated, taking a quick glance around to see the Tyrannosaurus Rex chasing after several Pokemon on the sandy beach blasting their elemental attacks at him, with there being a surprisingly large amount of bizarre scenarios taking place on the seaside race course. To say the least of there being more seagulls than usual scooping up the Cheep Cheeps and crabs, concurrently with both Godzilla and King Kong fighting to the death near the giant lighthouse that had different pictures of Dry Bowser and Toadette printed on them while Space Ghost and Dick Dastardly raced in their different vehicles around the beach themed race course, with Darth Vader and General Grevious fighting using their different colored lightsabers in the jungle leading up to the boardwalk. Ridley was carrying a case of Metroids that he planned to drop into the water since he was a big dragon dick. On another part of the boardwalk, Morshu was chucking bombs at Charmy Bee, who was grabbing several used underwear and chucking them back at the fat Koridian salesman, with Vector shaking his head in disappointment as he was trying to work on a new screenplay he had just came up with at the moment. Chunky Kong and Lanky Kong were firing fruits at each other, while Tiny Kong was farting in her feather shooter since she didn't have anything better to do, with Roy tickling Lucina, who wet herself as a result of losing control of her life. Chrom was attempting to have sex with his fish sticks, which caused Birdo to burn some sense into him by firing her eggs right at the crazed blue haired swordsman of chrome strength, with E-123 Omega blasting all the robots wandering around on the beach collecting data. All of this was going on while the main stars of the story were fishing with the big (for you) cat himself, with there being alternate versions of Dry Bowser and Toadette photographing everything as they didn't want to miss on all the action that was occurring on the not so cheap beach full of cheap fish.

"Oh no. I race too. And I sometimes go on adventures when my Fwoggy buddy goes missing. It's my lot in life... which is why I like to fish. Because fishing is good... and fun..." Big pointed out in a lovably stupid tone as he had Froggy in his lap, reeling in his fishing rod to pull in a giant purple eel, gulping as he was quite surprised, his whiskers moving about. "Whoa! Something's biting! I got a big one!"

"FOR YOU." Bane stated as he was riding inside a tank, firing himself from it as he crashed an overhead plane, WITH NO SURVIVORS, making the fire rise as the flames spread all across the burning aircraft.

On the beach surrounding the rock formation, a game of baseball was occurring, with Toadsworth chucking a baseball at King K. Rool, who slammed the ball of base high into the sky as it collided with the falling plane on fire, causing it to burst into a bigger fiery explosion as it came smashing into the water, causing the entire beach and boardwalk to get swamped as Toadette farted several fart bubbles and simultaneously wet herself from the impact (thought no one could tell she peed in her diaper due to water being everywhere), with Dry Bowser being scattered into various bones yet again. The water didn't bother the two iconic movie monsters, with Godzilla blasting King Kong in the face as the enormous ape pulled the lighthouse from the sunken ground, smashing the reptilian Kaiju in the face with it.

"Isn't this just exciting?" Arceus stated to Gruntilda as they were watching the madness from a swimming pool full of green water in the white puffy clouds above, with Arceus using his godly powers to do some unimpressive magic and drawing while somehow eating pizza slices with french fries topped onto it.

"Meh. It's just another day. Tell me something that's actually exciting for once." Gruntilda stated bluntly, only for Arceus to summon Gooper Blooper as the wicked witch was squashed by the giant Blooper squid, flattening her in the water.

"...Was it something I said?" Gooper stated as he shrugged with all four of his tentacles, wondering why the hell he was summoned there.

This scene was then interrupted with yet another different version of Dry Bowser and Toadette zipping by in the Flintstones mobile, on the run from an angered Fred Flintstone, who was riding on a Brontosaurus he freed from the local Jurassic Park set up as a gaggle of dinosaurs ridden by Bedrock caveman all gave chase towards the alternate titular duo throughout the beach, ending the part on a high quality note of grand stupidity.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were heading down a snowy mountain on skis as they were being chased by a giant avalanche, with the Ice Climbers screaming as they were rolled up into a snowball, going right by the titular duo as they crashed into several trees, knocking them all down WITH NO SURVIVORS. Popo and Nana laughed as they pulled out a shovel and gave each other a high five with their shovels... or as some stoned guys would say, high shovel.

"Wonder what's got them to do so poorly when they're in their element," Lucario murmured to himself as he was heading up the snow capped mountain to do some meditating in the cold to improve his aura senses.

Dry Bowser growled as he emerged out of the snow, shaking his head as he glared at Popo and Nana. "What the hell was that for?"

"Yeah... I think I dislodged my foot..." Toadette groaned from the bottom of the snow pile as she coughed.

Popo and Nana glanced at each other, sheepishly smiling as they then jumped out of the snow pile, shaking the snow off of their robbed bodies as they then gave each other a high five, causing Dry Bowser to roll his eyes as Toadette continued groaning. Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble rode down on skis, looking at the scene before them as they glanced at each other and laughed, continuing to head down without bothering to help.

"Come on! Strike us with all your might! It's baseball!" Robin exclaimed as he and the Teen Titans were having an intense tennis match on the green lawn in front of the Titans Tower with Dry Bowser and Toadette, who were proving that they were in better shape than the teenaged titans, being the more balanced member of the pack.

"I do not wish to be of the harm, but the playing of tennis is the fun!" Starfire exclaimed as she was flying about in the air, managing to have a stylish technique.

"Booyah! This is better than the regular training we're forced to do!" Cyborg exclaimed as he was proving how powerful he was in his power strokes, which was boosted by his robotic parts.

"I know, bro! I didn't think sports could be this fun!" Beast Boy added, returning to his normal form every couple of seconds as he was being quite the speedy beast.

"I just want to have an excuse of hitting someone when there isn't a crime." Raven added dryly with a smirk as she was also floating in the air, using a tricky way ot smashing tennis balls.

"Give us a break! You're hitting faster than we can react!" Dry Bowser snapped as he could feel some of his fragile bones being knocked out by the fuzzy green tennis balls.

"We might be professional tennis players, but even we need a break!" Toadette added, her entire clothing damp with sweat as she was getting hot from this.

Arceus watched this as he was flirting with General Grevious, the two watching this as they were eating popcorn and french fries together. "Isn't this just exciting?"

"Not really, no..." Grevious grumbled as he took a look at the newspaper he had in one of his four arms as a way to help pass the time, with the newspaper detailing a different version of Dry Bowser and Toadette being arrested for unleashing dinosaurs in a McDonald's, with there being an extra photo of a Tyrannosaurus Rex breaking apart an ice cream machine while the titular duo were on his back eating burgers, there being flames in the background. In another one of his four hands, he was bouncing a basketball he found in the bushes constantly, using it to get some movement in his mechanical body.

Suddenly a giant subway train came crashing into the Titans Tower, causing it to fall onto everyone as Space Ghost emerged from the ruins, rubbing the back of his head with his right hand.

"Ugh... that's the last time I was a high school musical while waiting for the news..." Space Ghost said to himself, who suddenly got chased by an angered Dry Bowser, who was reduced to a pile of bones, with Toadette crying over losing the titans as she was genuine friends with all five of them.

Dry Bowser: (while bouncing with rage) You think that crashing your vehicle onto people is funny!? Well too bad for you that you dislodged my funny bone...!

Dry Bowser's skull then went flying high into the sky from being smacked by a bowling bowl chucked by Fred Flintstone, who cheered as he needed an excuse to do some bowling.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were doing some cleaning inside a mansion in the inner depths of the bustling Castelia City, with it raining outside as there were hamburgers, french fries, popcorn, and ice cream everywhere, with several people eating up and chatting all while socializing. The night in particular was honoring Fred Flintstone, who managed to be the grandest dad of them all.

"I don't know why we keep getting roped into these situations, DB..." Toadette mumbled as it was clear that she was not enjoying this, dusting off one of the pillars.

Dry Bowser just scoffed as he was getting the dust off the royal carpet. "Hey, it's not like you to complain kid. Just be thankful we have this as one of the many tasks to add to our list of things we've done..."

"Oooh, hey guys the Rugrats are on!" Ness exclaimed joyfully as he clapped his hands together, hearing the Rugrats theme play on the television set.

Lanky Kong scoffed as he was stretching his arms out, just for you big guys. "Pfft. The Rugrats suck. Barney is what we should be watching!"

"You're both wrong. Flintstones Kids is better than those other shows." Dawn pointed out as she was putting on different clothing to stand out from the rest.

Chunky Kong sighed as he was trying to slam some basketballs into the hoop, overhearing the conversation. "You're right..."

"Will you morons shut up?" Falco Lombardi grumbled as he was trying to shoo the targets with his laser pooping gum.

"No, you shut up!" Beast Boy snapped as he turned into a T-Rex and began tearing apart Falco with his green jaws.

Cyborg raised his hands in the air as he tried to return some tranquility to the scene. "Guys, just calm down-"

"HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN THESE IDIOTS ARE ANNOYING ME WITH THEIR STUPID SHOWS!?" Tito Dick "Dickman" Baby snapped as he was trying to 'enjoy' his perverted magazines in peace, growling angrily as he was forced to zip up his tight pants yet again.

"Well maybe they are stupid, but they're also dumb!" May blurted out as she was doing various poses for the upcoming Pokemon Contest.

"That makes no sense!" Toujou Nozomi screamed as she was trying to see which tarot cards to use as her charm for the day.

"It does, from a certain point of view." Gooper Blooper pointed out as he had one of his tentacles lifting, another one playing a handheld game on his Nintendo DS, another one twirling around, and his final one simply resting.

"Yeah right." Lumineon scoffed as she moved her big butterfly like fins about, surfing the web on her laptop.

Tooty shrugged as she was eating through a pot full of honey, with the pot depicting images of Dry Bowser and Toadette beating up the bees for the honey. "Hey it's not our fault we like shows like Blue's Clues."

Dry Bowser and Toadette looked at each other as they sighed in unison, wondering when they would get to do something more meaningful.

"How the hell do we end up in these situations!?" Toadette exclaimed as she tried to get herself free.

"Don't ask me. I think Yoshizilla has too much time on his hand..." Dry Bowser muttered as he rolled his eyes.

"Eh ha he! I'm a mastermind of the mind master!" Tingle laughed evilly as he had Dry Bowser and Toadette in his clutches, within his evil lair overlooking the ruins of Hyrule as both of the two titular characters were tied up in rope, with Link trying to rescue them as he was fighting Darth Vader, who was riding on Rayquaza.

"Give up, Link! You'll never reach these two fools!" Darth Vader exclaimed as he had his red lightsaber clash with Link's Master Sword, intimidating the elf man with his deep breathing of the dark side.

"Never! By the courage of the Triforce, I shall-" Link then reached for his piece of the Triforce, only to feel that it was missing. "The hell? Where's my Triforce of Courage?"

"OVA DERE!!" Gay Piplup exclaimed as he pointed at Wario and Waluigi, who were both laughing 'wa ha ha' the entire time as they were stealing loot in Tingle's treacherous tower.

Rayquaza then gobbled Link up in one fell swoop, with Tingle laughing at this as Darth Vader proceeded to write some fanfiction about his abrupt battle, while Dry Bowser and Toadette looked at each other loudly as Leni Loud suddenly appeared, y'know IN THE HALLWAY.

"Anyone wanna get a burpin' burger? They can really make you burp!" Leni exclaimed as she then burped so loudly, the ropes constraining Dry Bowser and Toadette broke apart, allowing them to get free as they towered over Tingle.

"Doh fuck." Tingle gulped as he was then beaten up by the angry titular duo, with the weird middle aged man wishing that he was in the good old days when the Comic Book Guy practiced his Sean Connery impression. Alas, not everything can be conveniently placed into a save state so that it could be easily set in stone like the old city of Bedrock.

Dry Bowser sighed as he turned to Toadette, his bony arms folded together as he was displeased. "Did we have to bring her with us?"

"Well you said she wouldn't leave us alone." Toadette admitted as she casually shrugged.

"Hey! Isn't this place great?" Leni Loud stated as she was at the Coconut Mall with Dry Bowser and Toadette, spending to her heart's content as she was making the most out of being at Isle Delfino's premier shopping mall that doubled as a racecourse. "I'm getting all sorts of items I'd thought I would never dream of getting!"

Dry Bowser and Toadette were walking through Orlando, Florida as they were approaching Universal Orlando Resort, with the two on a mission... for something. They went through the hell that was the parking lot, and now where making their way towards Universal Studios Florida, because that's where you gotta start off obviously. The two walked right by the iconic Universal globe of the universe, approaching the ever so stunning universal arch that served as the park's entrance, with there being a costumed Fred Flintstone treating the tourists for a yabba dabba gay old grand time. Nearby was Relicanth selling his soggy pretzels, but this was not his story, for-

"Hey, that was rude of you!" Relicanth snapped after eating one of his own soggy pretzels, proceeding to blast the narrator with a water pulse that caused some confusion, which confused you viewers since you didn't even know that this part of the story had a narrator narrating these tales of idiotic interest.

"...So where are we going this time?" Toadette asked as she was skipping about while giggling as usual, you see.

To an old friend." Dry Bowser explained as he brushed back his red hair, taking a moment to think. "...At least, he used to be an old friend."

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"Come on!" Chunky Kong exclaimed as he and Lanky Kong were rolling barrels down the Booster Hill, rubbing his big (for you) forearm across his forehead. "How long do we have to keep doing this?"

"Until the author stops replaying the music." Lanky Kong remarked as he spotted Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus (who was taking the form of a recolored bird OC crafted in Sonic Forces) jamming to the music for the Booster Hill. "And sadly, I doubt that will happen..."

Dry Bowser and Toadette were among the runners of the frantic Booster Hill, with several others running alongside them as they were determined to be the King of the Hill, with Hank Hill waiting at the top with several trophies on a podium.

"This is crazy, I tell you h'wut," Hank stated as he also had propane and propane accessories with him, taking a sip of his can of beer.

"Ugh, I'm tired..." Toadette panted as she wiped her face with her hand. "Can we take a break?"

"Break? Now?" Dry Bowser scoffed as he punched through one of the incoming barrels, trying to ignore the beetles that flew right towards them. "I hope by that you mean busting up these barrels! Because this is ridiculous!"

"No kidding!" Leni Loud exclaimed as she screamed, being too slow to avoid the beetles that were flying faster than one would expect.

"Yabba dabba do!" Fred Flintstone exclaimed as he was cheating, due to riding in his prehistoric car, with it being powered by his two feet. Toujou Nozomi, Tito Dick "Dickman Baby", and Robbie Rotten were also riding within it, giving it extra feet milage as they went past the others, only to be blinded by several clouds that were formed by three black Snifits making custom clouds with their generator.

Eventually Dry Bowser and Toadette prevailed with the power of friendship, they realized that being friends were more important. Hank was about to present them with the trophy, when Peter Griffin performed a funny moment from Family Guy and swooced right in, snatching all the trophies as he dashed off laughing evilly.

"Holy crap that was fun! This is better than the time I cut into a completely unrelated bit!" Peter stated as he then slid on a banana peel, tumbling down the Booster Hill as everyone watched the fat man go.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Robbie Rotten exclaimed after watching Peter slip on the banana peel, being in dismay as the Family Guy failed to be a real villain.

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Dry Bowser brushed back his red hair as he and Toadette were riding together in the golden Parade Kart vehicle, noting a lot of cars on the highway as they were on a dirt paved road, with it being nighttime. "So, wonder how Waluigi is handling himself at his stadium."

"Ooh golly, I'm sure he's doing pretty good!" Toadette exclaimed as she held her hands together. "After all, he's not the one who wouldn't be able to handle success! Even when he's down, he knows how to bend reality to his whim!"

Waluigi was watching a race that had several clones of himself racing each other on different vehicles at the Waluigi Stadium, with the tall lanky man in purple himself being at his taco stand of outstanding tacos just outside said stadium named and themed after him, getting a lot of attention from tourists due to him being the profiteer of the race course. Dry Bowser and Toadette approached him as they wondered how he has doing.

"Oh, I haven't seen you two in a while." Waluigi commented as he adjusted his purple cap while munching on a fish flavored taco. "What brings you two to my stadium?"

"Well we figured that we would check up on you since it's been weeks." Dry Bowser explained while getting out of the Parade Kart, picking up a taco sprinkled with onion powder. "That, and the kid wants to have one of your tacos."

"Yeah! I'm in need of filling up my gas tank!" Toadette giggled as she felt her stomach rumble.

Waluigi rolled his eyes. "All right, give me a moment..." He then proceeded to pull out the ingredients to make a taco, beginning to craft them as he glanced at Toadette. "How much do you want?"

"As many as you can make!" Toadette stated as she turned to Dry Bowser, winking.

Dry Bowser groaned as he slowly pulled out his wallet from his charcoal shell. "I can tell this is going to cost me... dearly..."

After Waluigi made a big bunch of tacos, Toadette ate them up and Dry Bowser paid Waluigi in a large amount of money. There was several seconds of Toadette farting as a result, which attracted a lot of customers to Waluigi's Taco Stand since it's clear that they had a fart fetish or some sort since they didn't care to get some tacos beforehand, but Waluigi shrugged and took it in stride since he got attention anyway, and all was well with Dry Bowser and Toadette driving into the stadium in their Parade Kart... and then Petey Piranha fell from the night sky, landing right on top of Waluigi and his taco stand.

"Sorry. I was trying to get my flying test checked out again," Petey exclaimed while moving his big green leaves about to Waluigi, who was flattened like a pancake.

Dry Bowser and Toadette watched May and Dawn's farting contest, with the two wondering if the gassy Pokemon Coordinator girls would ever stop being gassy. Arceus and Rayquaza walked by, with the scene taking place in the lively Jubilife City towards the west.

"My farts are better and wetter than yours!" May taunted as she stuck her tongue out while letting out trumpet farts that ended up wet.

Dawn scoffed as she was exploding bassy deep pitched farts that were louder than May's. "Ha! Like your flatulence could even compare to mine!"

"Goodness me..." Toadette admitted as she farted out a cute little poot, fanning the air with her right hand. "These flatulent girls are making me gassy."

"Please, don't." Dry Bowser groaned as he was combing his red hair. "We have enough fart fetish fuel in this story as it is."

"You could say that again." Arceus stated as he was reading through a phone book, being quite bored of seeing May and Dawn fart all the time.

"Say what again how who?" Rayquaza blubbered as he was busy playing as himself in Pokemon Rumble World, the game being more fun and worthy of paying attention to than the human girls breaking wind.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were sitting together at the Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square as Silver got their pizza already and prepared, only for Charmy to be constantly pestering him.

"And here we go." Dry Bowser sighed as he placed his right bony hand on his face, shaking his head as he knew exactly where this was going to go.

"Oh no! Now of all times?" Toadette groaned as she felt her stomach rumble, whimpering from hunger.

Silver was the one most annoyed by this. "Darn it, Charm, can't you wait until I did my duty?"

"I'm bored! And I'm tired of just putting the toppings on the pizza pies!" Charmy cried as he kept buzzing around Silver.

Dry Bowser then decided to do something about this so he took out one of his many bones and smacked Charmy across the back of his head, knocking the young bee out cold. Toadette celebrated as the pizza was placed down, with her wolfing it as quickly as possible while Dry Bowser and Silver both took a slice, the psychic hedgehog having made it for them specifically.

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Dry Bowser and Toadette looked over Delfino Plaza from their balcony at the Smash Mansion, with it raining as there were french fries being fired out of various red cannons planted around the tropical city hub.

"Can you believe it, DB?" Toadette squealed as she let out a big fart, holding her hands together as she giggled. "We managed to reach 74 chapters! I didn't think it would be possible, but we did it!"

"Yeah, it's a bit of a surprise, kid." Dry Bowser calmly stated as he was brushing off his old dusty bones. "Despite all the delays and various empty parts that were waiting to be filled, we managed to reach this point."

"I'm glad you think that way!" Toadsworth exclaimed as he then unleashed a large amount of bills onto Dry Bowser and Toadette, chuckling as he tapped his cane. "Because you got at least several more to go until you reach the magical 100th chapter!"

Dry Bowser and Toadette groaned in pain from being crushed by the bills piled on them, with Toadette needing a new diaper while Dry Bowser had to regather his scattered bones yet again.

Dry Bowser and Toadette watched as Waluigi and Lilligant were chucking tacos and lemonade at each other between their stands at the bridge just outside the city in the Moonview Highway, with the bustling city ambience clashing with the crashes heard from the stands. Whimsicott was trying her best to run Lilligant's Lemonade Stand while a clone of Waluigi was handling Waluigi's Taco Stand, the customers for both trying not to get hit by tacos or lemonade.

"Do you think they're going too far with this?" Toadette asked as she sipped some lemonade, feeling her stomach rumble as she then plopped in a fishy taco into her mouth, letting out a wet fart.

Dry Bowser rubbed his bony chin with his right skeletal hand as he was simply there to watch the chaos enfold. "I don't know. I've seen these two idiots do things much worse than this..."

"You're such a jerk!" Lilligant exclaimed as she let loose several grass type Pokemon attacks to go along with the lemonade she chucked. "You need to learn to be nicer!"

"Yeah? Well you need to stop making everyone pee with your lemonade!" Waluigi scoffed as he chucked various sports equipment along with his stale tacos. "Not everyone wants the rush of urine to flow through right after they drink!"

"Well, he has a point..." Whimsicott stated to a Garbador while making some fresh lemonade.

"...so, you sure you don't want to stop them?" Toadette  asked as she twirled her pink pigtails, feeling the need to go, y'know IN THE BATHROOM.

"Let them sort this out for themselves." Dry Bowser commented as he watched Waluigi pick up Fred Flintstone, chucking the grand dad at Lilligant as the impact was strong enough to knock the plant Pokemon down.

"Yabba dabba damn... I didn't expect this back in Bedrock!" Fred commented as he now felt the need to get a drink. No, not lemonade, a drink. You know the one.

"Come on, kid! You can't handle me on my home turf!" Dry Bowser chuckled as he brushed back his fiery red hair.

"As if! I'm been racing before you joined up!" Toadette teased as she shook her pink pigtails connected to her pink mushroom cap.

Dry Bowser and Toadette were racing with each other on bikes themed after Petey Piranha as they were racing around the fiery Crisis City, the real Petey Piranha sleeping on one of the burnt up apartment buildings overlooking the broken up roads. Silver The Hedgehog was there trying to sell pizzas to the unlucky folks who were living in the volcanic metropolis, only to get flattened by the racing duo as he dropped the pizza boxes he was holding in his hands. Silver groaned as he rubbed his head, seeing the two disappear into the red hot flames surrounding the city.

"Hey! Watch where you're going, you reckless drivers!" Silver exclaimed, turning around to see the giant Iblis creature looking down him him, whimpering as his entire body turned whiter than it already us. "O-oh, hey... how's it going, Iblis...?"

Iblis roared as he spewed volcanic boulders everywhere, with poor Silver getting burnt and crushed as a result, the pizzas as well. Dry Bowser and Toadette came back after taking a lap around the molten city, looking up to see Iblis as they immediately turned around and began to drive away, not wanting to deal with the fire filled monster of the week.

Dry Bowser and Toadette both watched as Twintelle farted constantly in her theatrical home stage of the glorious Cinema Deux, with Toadette getting excited over it while Dry Bowser rolled his eyes, wondering what was so exciting about flatulence.

"I have no idea what people find appealing about this..." Dry Bowser muttered as he brushed back his red hair, just shaking his skull in disapproval.

"Oh, you just don't understand silly!" Toadette chimed as she held her hands together, her eyes widening. "It's fun, it's healthy... it's a way of life!"

Dry Bowser scoffed as he placed his right hand on his face. "If you have a small strand of intelligence, that is."

"Hey, can you fault her for loving the urge to break wind?" Twintelle stated as she was still farting while sipping her tea, wiggling her wind breaking butt as she approached the duo. "I love to fart on my opponents. It makes them appreciate my luxurious rear more."

Dry Bowser squinted his eyes as he stared blankly at Twintelle. "I know anything goes in a fight, but shouldn't you be focusing on using your arms? I mean, last time I checked, your rump isn't part of your upper body, let alone farts..."

Twintelle chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?" She then let out a pants pooping poot as she fanned her bassy fart, correcting herself quickly. "Err, I mean, lemme show you what I mean..."

"Oh my...!" Toadette gasped as she watched Twintelle use her extendable hair 'arms' to grab Dry Bowser, grabbing some popcorn she stuffed in her pink mushroom cap as she munched on it, watching the bony reptile getting twirled around the stadium.

"I'm a movie star, you know..." Twintelle stated as she winked, proceeding to stuff Dry Bowser into her gas churning butt as she felt her stomach rumble. "And it wasn't just my acting that made many fall in love with me!"

Toadette was envy of Dry Bowser being farted into pieces by Twintelle, who unleashed a destructive amount of flatulence as her butt blast of gas was strong enough to cause the windows of the luxury cars surrounding the stage to break apart with ease. Dry Bowser was dazed as he reduced to a skull, with Twintelle laughing as she made a comment in french while fanning the air with one hand and patting her still farting butt with the other, Toadette pleading for the gassy movie star to fart on her next.

"To be fair, I wouldn't mind if Twintelle farted on me too," Arceus blurted out as he was sitting in one of the luxury cars, taking enjoyment out of this for the pure satisfaction of being a god.

"...what is wrong with you?" Escargoon commented as he was there for some reason too, the snail looking for mechanical parts to add to his collection of luxurious metals.

Dry Bowser and Toadette watched as May was farting into several balloons, with the duo looking at each other oddly as this was happening in the peaceful city that was Petalburg City... which wasn't really a city when you think about the fact that there's only a few buildings in the fucking area.

"Man, what is she gonna do with all those balloons?" Toadette asked as she was twirling around while moving her pink pigtails around.

Dry Bowser was juggling his dusty old bones as he shook his head. "Probably sell them. Or do a disgusting party trick. I knew somehow who filled up balloons with gas before..."

"Yeah, but not the kind I'm doing! My farting is quite pungent indeed!" May exclaimed as she let out a fart so wet, it caused the green balloon she had at her butt to expand so much, it exploded, blowing Petalburg off the face of the Hoenn region.