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    Crowley opens his eyes, breathing a little hard. They stare at each other for a long, terrible moment of silence. Aziraphale blinks again, and then his eyes quizzically go to Crowley’s abdomen.

    “Eggs,” he repeats, like he can’t quite believe it, and then points a finger for clarification. “Inside you?”

    “Yes,” Crowley says miserably, bringing his hands up to his face. “The endless perks of being a bless-ed snake demon. I forgot to banish them away this time, I s’pose. But now they won’t budge.”

    “Ah,” Aziraphale says lightly. And then, with slightly more feeling, “Oh my.”

    “You’re not panicking,” Crowley deadpans, peering between his fingers at the angel. “Why aren’t you panicking?”
     

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