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"Oh, so you admit it! You think mine is small!"
"Yeah. You know what? I do. I bet it's tiny."
Sherlock put on his best drama queen face and shouted, "I take umbrage at that comment, John Watson, umbrage!"
"Does your teeny little wee take umbrage, too, Sherlock?"
"Oh! Shall we settle this, once and for all, then?"
John's eyebrow shot up to the ceiling. "Go on, cowboy, let's see what you're packing."
