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“I was horny, alright?” Eddie says, his cheeks flaming. “I was horny. I am horny.” He heaves a sigh, avoiding Richie, who he can see staring at him from his periphery. “I’m lonely and I’m pathetic and I’m sick of jerking off. I was kind of hoping I’d at least get laid if nothing else came out the stupid date.”
Richie has the decency to pause, and look back toward the television. “Oh.”
"Yeah, oh."
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Eddie and Richie try to be friends with benefits. Then they try to have sex. Nothing quite goes to plan.