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1. Elegant Paper Plates by Werewolf_Prince_Charming

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Apr 2012

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Tavros Nitram/Dave Strider
   • Tavros Nitram
   • Dave Strider
   • Bro (Homestuck)
   • Tinkerbull
   • AU
   • Xeno
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • Meet the Family
   • Post-Game(s)
   • Post-Sburb/Sgrub
   • Anal Sex
   • Docking
   • Piercings
   • Working Class

   Summary

   In which Dave Strider makes an attempt to impress the in-laws but is thwarted by Bro just being a creeper and a douche most of the time, Tinkerbull is the ultimate cockblocker, dessert is eaten with plastic forks, and Bro redeems himself by being a good older Bro and looking out for Dave's carnal needs to have a tentacle in his ass by distracting Tinkerbull with offensive language.

   Series

   • Part 1 of texmexcellent

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   English

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