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1. Killing Idiots from Acre to Dumbass by Raett

   Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, The Old Guard (Movie 2020)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
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   • Complete Work

   24 Jun 2022

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   • Pre Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolo di Genova
   • Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
   • Andy | Andromache of Scythia
   • Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani
   • Nicky | Nicolò di Genova
   • Historical References
   • Canon Typical Violence
   • Historically Typical Slavery
   • depictions of war
   • Crusades
   • Altaïr through the ages
   • ADHD!Ataïr
   • Andromache being Andromache
   • Intergenerational Friendships
   • Joe and Nicky don't get any lines
   • that feel when you kill the same people over and over
   • Joe and Nicky are the idiots in the title
   • UntoldDepths's ADHD agenda
   • strange courting behaviours
   • the mating rituals of immortal soldiers
   • implied presence of Quynh

   Summary

   The Apple was not Altaïr's first experience with the unexplainable.

   Series

   • Part 3 of Bless This Mess, This Mess Is Mine

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