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1. Grian's Guide to Survive (out if spite) by HaveSomeBlue_CalmYourself

   Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   18 Sep 2022

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Oliver Brotherhood & Charles | Grian & Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
   • EthosLab & ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Charles | Grian
   • Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
   • Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo
   • Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF)
   • GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Xornoth (Empires SMP)
   • EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Steffen Mössner | Docm77
   • ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF)
   • The Watchers (Evolution SMP)
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Blood and Injury
   • Wingfic
   • Soulmates
   • Alternate Universe - Soulmates
   • Happy Ending
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Zombies
   • Accidental Baby Acquisition
   • First Meetings
   • British Slang
   • Bird Hybrid Charles | Grian
   • Stargazing
   • Cloud Watching
   • Mystical Creatures
   • There fluff but also its so dark
   • like REALLY dark
   • dismemberment mentions
   • Decapitation
   • gore (?)
   • Does being snapped in half considered gore??
   • Watcher Charles | Grian
   • The Watchers are Bad (Evolution SMP)
   • Frick the Watchers
   • Except for the good ones
   • Those ones are pog
   • I have no clue what else to tag
   • Xisuma's a merman btw
   • Mentioned Xornoth (Empires SMP)
   • He's basically a glorified butler snake guy
   • Platonic Soulmates

   Summary

   A crackfic about a bird, an idiot, and a giant cat on a quest to commit dragon murder and egg kidnapping. Is this a suicide mission tasked by the Watchers? Yes. Is Grian gonna let his new soulmate or himself die? No. Why? Cause screw them.

   (Horrible at this. TW for dissociation, blood, angst, decapitation, zombies and fire)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   46,155

   Chapters:

   26/26

   Comments:

   14

   Kudos:

   78

   Bookmarks:

   10

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