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Part 1 of Attack Of The Xisumas
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2022-09-24
Updated:
2022-10-28
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Xisuma Squared?

Summary:

Congrats to Ketch0up for winning!

Grian accidently got added in to the Xisumacraft group chat, and discovers a secret about the beloved server admin. A secret no one has discovered before.

Chat fic!

Notes:

Starts off kinda Xisuma heavy. Should I continue the idea of an Xisuma group chat? I kinda like it but I also want to take in to consideration of what my readers like.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Meet the Xisuma....s?

Chapter Text

Sumacraft Group Chat

 

Beesuma: I just woke up and my bees stung me in the foot. Should I get medical attention?

Shulkersuma: OMG THATS REAL BAD

Stridersuma: I'm on my way with medical supplies!

Turtlesuma: Oops! Sorry! I thought you were in your other base and I wanted to start a prank war. Please don't hate me! :(

Dadsuma: I'm flying over to both @Turtlesuma and @Beesuma 's houses to give hugs!

Beesuma: Thanks! Would love to start a prank war with you @Turtlesuma. P. S. I would never hate you

Catsuma: Awww! Screenshotting.

Noobsuma: I have woken up and now am drinking cofefee. I have accomplished at life today

Catsuma: Cofefee?

Turtlesuma: Cofefee?

Dadsuma: Cofefee?

Stridersuma: Cofefee?

Noobsuma: SHUT

Zombiesuma: I know I'm late to the train but Cofefee?

Noobsuma: I am half awake and only on my first cup of coffee. DO NOT TEST ME OR I WILL POULTRY MAN YOUR BASE

Chickensuma: Yay! #ChickensAreAwesome

Zombiesuma: Sorry not sorry. LOL

Noobsuma: Prepare for chickens then...

Chickensuma: Can I help? Pleeeeeaaaasssseeeee?

Noobsuma: Fine. Meet me in my not so secret evil lair.

Chickensuma: You are my favorite person today! :)

Frogsuma: Can we all agree that Chickensuma is too pure for this world?

Grian has entered Sumacraft Group Chat

Grian: What in the apples, oranges, cats, and bananas is this?

Smartsuma: Hello friend Grain. It is I your subconscious. I think you should totally prank Scar.

Buildsuma: I think its actually Grin

Penguinsuma: I could have sworn it was Green

Birdsuma: No no no. You all have it wrong! Its quite clearly GrilledCheese

Cricketsuma: awkward cricket chirping noises.

Grian: Ummm actually its just Grian. I am in no way related to the food known as grilled cheese, thank you very much. Now. How should I prank Scar?