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    There is something that must be known about Childe: he doesn’t care about sex.

    Sex is something that other people do, and that they seem to enjoy, but him? He never understood the hype.

    Then how could he pop a boner in public? And just because he’s listening to Zhongli’s voice narrating some thousand years old historical facts as if he was there – and maybe he was – peppering his speech with little trivias?!

    Who the hell gets hard by hearing their boyfriend waxing poetics about the very first customer complaint engraved in a stone tablet?

    Childe it would seem.

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    or, Childe has a sexual awakening, but problem? He thought he was ace. And now that he would very much like to smash Zhongli, it turns out this one is also ace? The most logical choice is to hide his desires, of course. There's no way it could be a misunderstanding after all.

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