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Your name is John Egbert and you are currently lying beneath the crushing weight of the realization that your best friend's brother is lying beside you, naked, after having made a mutual mistake with you.
Or, well, you think it's mutual?
After all this only happened because of a fight that broke out between the two of you, first verbal then physical soon after someone got a little too heated and knocked something (unimportant!!) off of someone else's desk. That someone could have been you maybe, but you aren't about to apologize after you got socked in the face for it. Still a little resentful you sit up with a grunt and glare down at the blond snoozing beside you, but whether or not you kind of want to push him off the bed in his sleep to get back at him for that cheap shot you're distracted by a sudden thought; Dirk is asleep.
Admittedly this is exactly what started that argument in the first place, you could tell Dirk hadn't slept since the last time you'd checked on him and that had been over forty-eight hours ago at the time, so you'd very reasonably complained and gotten in his way until he'd snapped and started telling you to mind your own business. Alright so maybe that was called for because the two of you aren't super close, you're just roommates, but he was totally out of line for punching you in the face just because you'd knocked his dumb blueprints onto the ground! It looks like you got your way in the end because Dirk doesn't look like he'll be waking up any time soon.
The gears in your head turn as you understand fully what this means; if Dirk is being a dick about going to sleep you can definitely fuck the fight out of him no problem!
At first you think that you've solved all of the issues you've been having with your roomie until the word mistake comes to mind once again. What if Dirk does insist that it was a mistake? What if this makes things awkward forever and you're doomed to bicker with Dirk with no real way to help until he dies of exhaustion or something??? You're pretty sure you would be investigated for murder or something and then Dave would...
What if Dave finds out.
Somewhere in between remembering last night and thinking about how giddy it made you to realize you'd found a solution to Dirk's insomnia you'd forgotten the main problem, which is that you're quite literally in bed with a dude that's blood related to your best friend and you aren't really sure how Dave is going to feel about it but you're pretty sure he is not going to love it. Especially since the two of you maybe experimented with each other a long time ago and you kind of sort of insisted that you weren't at all attracted to dudes and didn't talk to him for a few days after. Yikes. That is going to be hard to explain because you aren't...out. Not really. It never crossed your mind that you would need to tell your friends because it's not really any of their business! And also you're a little embarrassed that you'd insisted that you were straight for such a long time only to realize so late that you aren't only attracted to women.