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Trolling the Press: Mistakes Have Been Made by meh_guh for silly-little-world.tumblr.com
Fandoms: Marvel
04 Sep 2015
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Tony knows Cap doesn't like him. It's a pity, cuz the guy's smoking, but contrary to popular belief Tony is actually familiar with concepts like self-control and not-getting-what-you-want.
Johnny Storm's a great option to work up a little sweat at the dull fundraiser Pepper insisted he go to, and it's heaps of fun up until Clint accidentally convinces the she-devil in reporter form that Johnny and Tony are engaged. And because both Tony and Johnny are morons who take 'challenge accepted' as a life philosophy, they go along with it.
It's cool, though. It's funny enough to be entertaining, and Storm's hot enough that it's no hardship carrying on with him. Eventually the media will find another scandal, and in the meantime, Tony's got sex on tap.
Storm's resemblance to Cap is absolutely a non-factor. Has no bearing on anything. Nope.