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Dark images plagued the princess’ mind in the waking world, as well as her slumber. There was no escape from the weight of the world resting upon her shoulders. While the constant stress of building an army and defenses that might stand up to the Calamity was a daunting task in itself, the deep, echoing laughter that taunted her dreams was so much worse. There was nothing Zelda could do to stop the overwhelming power of this nightmare creature.
There was a silver lining that made the princess more than willing to endure her tortured slumber, though. Every morning she awoke to the same plush pair of lips wrapped around her cock. It was the best alarm, and it never failed to bring a delighted smirk to her face as she woke up. The timid mouth always started the same way, with a slight lick to the underside of the head of her already erect member before those soft lips engulfed the tip and massaged only the head.
No one was supposed to know about her secret shame. After all, what kind of princess had a dick? Since birth, Zelda had been trained to go through great lengths to keep this scandalous curse hidden. No one would ever know, but that was before she took on the task of awakening her true power. Burdened with this monumental responsibility and the regular insecurities of a teenager—plus this burdensome bit of extra anatomy—was more than the princess could manage on most good days.
Even years later, and multiple failed attempts at unlocking her potential, Zelda was sent off into the wilderness to follow the path of her ancestors. A large, royal convoy would only slow her down and draw attention to her shortcomings as the supposed savior of Hyrule, as well as attract potential Yiga and bandit attacks on the road. The princess, no matter how capable, couldn’t travel alone, though. That was where her bodyguard came in. He was a slender thing, roughly the same size and build as Zelda herself. The princess had immediate doubts about his ability to defend her, which she was very vocal about to her father. The king’s word was final, though.
It didn’t mean the princess had to like it, though. For the first few weeks, Zelda did everything in her power to make Link’s job more difficult. If she could make this knight lose his temper or break some kind of law then that would certainly get him taken off duty as her bodyguard. However, no matter how petulant and terrible she treated the knight, he remained by her side… and was completely silent about it. She didn’t want to talk to him in the first place, but she quickly realized just how boring these long stretches of the journey could be when everything she said was met with silence. Zelda was actually to the point where her plan had backfired and she was the angry one. The realization of this fact only made the princess more frustrated.
When they arrived at Gerudo Town, Zelda was only too happy to abandon her bodyguard at the gates.
“Oh no,” the smirking blonde shrugged, “I guess you’ll have to remain out here. That’s too bad. I’ll be sure to have the guards bring you some scraps for dinner.” The knight’s demeanor changed, but he seemed more annoyed that he was being ditched than he was by her bratty taunts.
After dinner and a very supportive discussion with Urbosa, Zelda was escorted to her room for the evening… only to find Link already there, wearing the traditional garments of the Gerudo. The princess was shocked, as well as somewhat jealous and aroused by just how well her bodyguard wore that outfit.
“What is HE doing here?” She motioned to Link as she openly accused him of trespassing. The princess grinned as she realized she had just been given the greatest gift ever. Her bodyguard’s transgressions would get him embarrassed, thrown out, and ultimately stripped of his title. She would finally be free of his annoying presence!
The guards were confused as they looked at Link, then to Zelda. “She said she’s part of your escort. She showed us the royal crest and the documents that prove her position. Is she… not with you…?”
“She SAID?” Zelda was more than stunned and on the verge of unhinged at this point. “She hasn’t said a word to me during this whole goddess-forsaken trip, so I find that hard to believe—”
“—So, she is with you, then? Very well. Have a pleasant evening, your highness,” the guard was quick to point out the contradiction in Zelda’s words before the two armored Gerudo women left in a hurry to avoid the Hylian’s brewing argument.
The blonde clenched her fists with rage and focused every ounce of anger toward her bodyguard. She hated him so much! And he had just foiled her evening plans without even muttering a word in her presence. “Hmph!” The princess scoffed and took a deep breath to cool her temper. “Fine. It makes no difference. I’ll be rid of you soon enough. I don’t even care if you now know for certain that I dislike you. That’s how sure I am that my plan will work. So enjoy it while it lasts!”
The princess could barely sleep that night due to the excitement she felt. She already felt so free and full of energy. Link would be gone soon enough and she would be assigned a real bodyguard. One that she might actually enjoy the company of. Some time, after the town had grown completely still and the only noise in the royal palace was the soft tapping sound of the guards’ sandals against the floors, Zelda had finally fallen asleep with a wide smirk on her lips. The nightmares hadn’t been a problem that evening.
Bathed in soft, silk sheets, the princess woke up to a gentle pair of lips upon her dick. She first imagined it was the rare occurrence of a wonderful, wet dream, but she then came to her senses as she recognized this was actually happening. She bolted upright with both hands pressed against the mattress as she stared downward in shock, only to see her bodyguard just as awkwardly frozen as she was, but with her lips wrapped around her cock.
“Wh-what?” Zelda was far too alarmed to be outraged, especially since someone finally knew about her secret. Worst of all, there was no denying that it felt amazing. It shouldn’t have, though! She hated Link. There was no reason her stupid bodyguard should be the princess’ first time. They maintained their awkward eye contact until Link experimentally suckled the head of her dick again. Zelda’s eyes rolled back before she tightly closed them. She gripped the sheets and leaned back while her bodyguard dutifully went to work on her cock again.
It didn’t take long for Zelda’s wavering moans to grow loud enough for her to clasp a hand over her own mouth to keep from alerting anyone to what was happening. After all, it would be far more of a disgrace if the princess was found to have a cock than a crossdressing bodyguard discovered within the walls of Gerudo Town. This being her first time, the blonde didn’t last long with Link’s extraordinarily skilled mouth. Zelda’s stomach clenched and she reached down to grip her bodyguard’s blond hair to hold him in place as she pumped her hips into his warm, wet maw. Her smooth, hairless nuts clenched as spurt after spurt of royal seed erupted into Link’s mouth. The bodyguard obediently swallowed the princess’ load, and he continued to playfully lick the overly sensitive head in an effort to coax out a few slight gushes of cum before slurping that down as well.
Zelda was exhausted as she laid on the bed with her arms and legs spread wide. Her chest rose and fell, which added just a bit more sensation to her hard nipples as the silk of her nightgown rubbed against the pointed nubs. She wearily opened her eyes and stared at the sheer, silken canopy over the bed as she tried to comprehend all of the emotions that ran through her head all at once. There was a final, overwhelming gasp as Link pulled off of the princess’ dick with a resounding pop that made Zelda quiver while her limp cock was finally released. All of her conflicting feelings centered on one thing now.
Link.
The princess was still in the afterglow of her orgasm, which only reminded her that she was robbed of any meaningful romance that she fully anticipated from her first time. She was a princess! Even if she did have a cock, she still expected to be courted by royalty from an unknown land. She would be bedded by someone that was an equal, not unceremoniously taken by someone so undeserving of her presence.
She stared at Link as he sat on the edge of the bed. He wasn’t even looking at her anymore after what he had just done. Zelda sat up, glaring at her bodyguard’s back. She noticed he was still wearing that ridiculous Gerudo clothing, which he probably stole. There was no way anyone would sell that to a man! The princess took in his slight form and desperately wondered how someone like him could be so bold as to suck her royal dick.
Link’s mind was still somewhere else entirely as he stood. Zelda couldn’t take it any longer, though. She scrambled off the bed, catching him off guard and grabbing him by the shoulders. She spun him toward the bed and forcefully shoved him to fall over the edge before Zelda was quickly upon him. The princess placed her hands upon the backs of his shoulders and held him down while her crotch rubbed against his silk-covered rear. Her limp member grew slightly harder while she breathed deeply. A wicked and wide smile crept over the princess’ features as she realized the gravity of her intentions. She was beyond caring at this point, though. Zelda’s quickly hardening dick rubbed against Link’s plush ass and she groaned as the feral temptation consumed her usual calm and measured demeanor.
“How dare you,” the princess accused. “What gives you the right to ever touch me like that? Are you just some pervert that thought he could take advantage of me? Did you think I would let you?” Her tone was as a woman possessed as she deeply breathed against the back of Link’s neck. “Or is your intent more malicious than that? Do you wish to incriminate me now that you know of my secret? Hold my shame hostage in order to keep your job?” The princess gave a villainous laugh to her own allegation. “It won’t work, knight. Two can play this debauched game. If you ever tell a soul of this curse, then I’ll simply tell them that you were a more-than-willing sheath for this sword of mine…”
Link was still silent, although his breathing had quickened as well.
“No protests? No begging? Perhaps this is what you wanted all along, then?” Zelda grinned and moved her hands downward along her bodyguard’s back until she cupped Link’s rear and squeezed his ass possessively. “Such a whore. Is that how you ended up as the best knight in our army? Did you offer your ass to the other soldiers, knowing their weary and horny desires would lead them to fuck any warm hole to sate themselves until they were able to see their wives again? I bet you had quite the reputation amongst them, taking cock after cock until they had fucked you so much that they could barely muster the strength to contend the next day.
“Honestly,” she continued, “I bet it’s not very involving to remain bent over or on your back like a lazy, little whore while the entire barracks takes a turn with your ass or mouth. You’re so pathetic! And the worst part is, I bet you loved every moment of it. You disgust me…”
Link was on the brink of moaning, but still refused to verbally answer. The princess only smirked. Her bodyguard’s silence was more than enough of an admission that there was at least some truth in her allegations, as well as consent for her to continue. She lifted her weight against his ass and grabbed the waist of his light, silky pants before she tugged them down just enough to expose his smooth, pale ass. She dug her fingers into the plush rear for a moment just to savor the sensation of his skin’s radiating warmth before she leaned forward again.
The blonde’s cock rested against the crack of his ass, spreading the wetness of Link’s own saliva against his rear. The princess spread his cheeks a bit before the pre-cum dripping head of her cock prodded against the soft, warm embrace of his ass. Link inhaled sharply at the sensation, only to let out a much louder, feminine groan as the princess thrust forward, pushing the first few inches of her cock firmly into her bodyguard’s rear.
Zelda moaned. At least some of her claims were definitely verified as her thick cock slid into Link’s ass with only the slightest bit of effort and lubrication. Despite her zeal for punishing her bodyguard, she wasn’t that cruel. She remained still for a few moments as she enjoyed Link’s rim tightly clenching around her. After a few moments to allow her bodyguard to grow accustomed to the penetration, she slowly eased her hips forward. Bit by bit, her entire length was lodged in Link’s rear. With her hips resting against the knight’s plush rear and her heavy balls against the waist of his pants, the princess moaned with desire.
“Are you ready?” Zelda whispered and flexed her dick within her servant. He merely responded with a muffled moan with his face pressed against the sheets. The princess pulled back, her thick member dragging along the rim of Link’s ass until only the head remained inside. She pulled back a little more, letting the tightly winking hole squeeze against her dick before she pushed forward a little more vigorously. Each thrust was harder than the last until she had built up a harsh and punishing rhythm into her knight’s ass.
However, this was only the princess’ second time being sexually active with another person. So, despite having just climaxed moments ago, it didn’t take long for her to approach her limit again. Zelda’s breath caught in her throat as she tried to stifle a moan, but Link’s ass was just too amazing. Her cock throbbed within his hot, pulsing hole and she lost control. She moved with a desperate and needy rhythm as she plunged into his guts with an ass-jiggling impact from every thrust. Again, spurt after spurt of royal seed splattered within the knight from the other end this time. Zelda rutted against him as she reveled in the overwhelming sensation of his pulsing hole.
The princess unceremoniously pulled out in an instant, letting his hole gape wide open. She watched her bodyguard’s anus constantly wink at her before it finally approached any semblance of clenching shut again. Zelda didn’t allow him to recover for too long before she impatiently dragged the exhausted knight off the bed. As Link knelt on the floor with his ass still fully exposed, the princess burst into laughter as she saw the front of her knight’s pants with a massive wet spot on the crotch. “Did you really cum that much, or did you piss yourself?”
The knight deeply blushed, but his face only grew more crimson as the princess’ thick cock hung directly over his face. Zelda looked expectant as she stood there with her hands on her hips. Link, while embarrassed, wasted no time as he opened his mouth and took the head of the princess’ cock into his mouth. He kept his hands upon his lap as he sucked Zelda off without the use of his hands. Back and forth, he bobbed his head as he took in her length all the way to the back of his throat with ease.
Zelda, however, due to her lack of experience and generally bratty demeanor in the first place, had no restraint. Her eyes flickered as her bodyguard’s throat pulse around the head of her dick. She had to have more. The princess tangled her fingers in the knight’s hair and held him in place as she violently slammed into his throat again and again. Each thrust smashed her flat stomach against his nose, which, between this and the gagging, caused Link’s eyes to water and blur his vision as his throat was used and abused.
The third orgasm took a while to build up, which only extended Zelda’s delighted misuse of her bodyguard’s throat. After all, he never spoke, so at least his throat had some use for once. She grinned at the obscene thought while she watched his face. Tears streaked along his cheeks, and saliva trailed from the corners of his lips and down his chin.
“P-perhaps you are a worthy bodyguard after all,” Zelda groaned as she taunted the knight. “You have such wonderful hidden talents…” She trailed off as she continued to fuck his face, only for him to silently reply with a whorish swirl of his tongue against the underside of her dick. That was all it took for the princess to lose control again. She howled with pleasure, having no regard for who might happen upon them anymore. Zelda slammed her cock as far as she could into Link’s mouth, mashing the base of her dick against her bodyguard’s lips while she blocked his throat with her potent, royal jizz. Her churning balls were pressed against Link’s chin as every salty gush was pumped directly into the knight’s stomach.
Zelda held herself there for a moment before she pulled out. A sudden glut of cum sputtered from Link’s mouth and dribbled down his chin, only to fall upon his already visibly wet crotch. There was a puddle forming beneath him as well, where the princess’ cum had leaked from his rear during the intense face-fucking he had received.
The princess, still high with power and orgasmic bliss, playfully slapped her thick cock against Link’s face. “Come on,” she taunted. “I want to see it. Show me how such a lowly, promiscuous slattern compares to royalty. Well? Don’t dawdle. I’ve shown you mine, so the least you can do is show me yours.”
Link still blushed brightly. This was the first time he had dared break his gaze from hers, though. The princess’ wicked grin grew wider, knowing she was only further humiliating her knight by comparing dicks with him. She had actually hoped he was equipped with a comparable or larger package than her own, but judging by his reluctance, that probably wasn’t the case.
“I command you,” she coldly stated, her tone growing far more annoyed and impatient.
The knight nibbled his bottom lip. His face was still wet with saliva and tears. He was a mess. A command was a command, though. Link swallowed and stood before he reluctantly grabbed the waist of his pants and slowly tugged them down. The bodyguard bent over as he did so, pulling the garment down to his ankles while his upper body concealed himself. Zelda licked her lips in anticipation of further taunting Link. This was exactly what the knight deserved for his transgressions.
The princess held her breath as Link stood, revealing his smooth and hairless physique. The malevolent smirk on Zelda’s lips quickly soured and her brow furrowed in confusion as she stared at Link’s crotch. Instead of a puny cock, she was met with the view of a woman’s plump, bald pussy.
“Wh-what kind of… treachery… is this…?!” Zelda exclaimed. “You’re… not my bodyguard! You can’t be! Y-you’re… just some woman! An impostor…!” The more the princess spoke, the more she realized that this was the same person she had loathed for endless hours.
Link knelt again after stepping out of her pants and bowed her head before the princess. “I apologize, your majesty.”
Zelda was shocked by the sudden feminine voice that graced her ears. She shook her head in denial. It was impossible. “It can’t be…”
“Make no mistake—I was assigned to you because I’m the best suited for the job. I knew this would be difficult to hide from you forever, much like your… disposition. If you truly don’t want me as your bodyguard then I will resign upon our next stop in Hyrule. I fully understand and respect your decision. It was unprofessional of me to do what I did this morning, but… I saw it poking up in the sheets and I knew I just had to taste it. I fully submit myself to the consequences of my brash and obscene acts…”
“You think a pathetic apology like that will save you from the dungeons? You’ll be lucky if you ever see daylight again…” Zelda scoffed.
“I understand, m’lady…” Link kept her head down.
“But,” Zelda stood next to her bodyguard, her length semi-hard again and visible from Link’s peripheral vision, “I might have a better solution for an egregious low-life such as you. Now,” the princess roughly slapped her cock against Link’s cheek, “bend over the bed again and tell me how repentant you are while I decide which hole I fuck next…”
Link glanced up and rubbed her reddened, dick-slapped cheek as she beheld the princess’ wide, cruel, and domineering smirk. Something within the bodyguard shifted as she realized she wasn’t in any immediate trouble as long as she obeyed. With the slightest nod of acquiescence, the knight stood and bent over the bed once more. She arched her back as her fingers dug into her own plush, perky ass cheeks and spread them wide to display her cum-drooling anus, as well as the veritable waterfall of femme juices that coated her crotch and shone along the insides of her thighs. “Please, m’lady. I beg you. Do with me as you wish. Use me for your desires if you please, but I beg you to let me still be your personal knight. I will never tell a soul. I pledge myself to your graceful mercies…”
“So servile,” Zelda said as she stared at Link’s holes. “Such a wonderful trait to have in a servant. That’s exactly what I like to see.”
“Th-thank you, your highness,” Link moaned as she patiently waited for the princess’ choice.
“Suddenly so talkative, though,” the blonde commented with a scoff. “I think I liked it better when you didn’t say a word to me. Let’s go back to that, shall we?” Zelda chuckled as she rested her cock between her bodyguard’s ass cheeks and rubbed her length back and forth along her cum-dripping rim.
Link nodded and moaned in response as she nibbled her bottom lip. She was still devoted to the woman no matter what, but now the knight had the added obligation of accepting the princess’ more lascivious commands as well. She closed her eyes and buried her face against the sheets as Zelda’s cock slid down against her asshole and over her pussy. The princess gently thrust forward, burying just the tip of her cock into the molten, wet warmth of her cunt. Link’s toes clenched against the bottoms of her feet as she awaited the other blonde’s massive cock to fuck her as roughly as she had taken her ass just moments before.
“Actually,” Zelda paused and repositioned her cock against her bodyguard’s asshole again before she thrust forward, burying the entirety of her dick in Link’s bowels for a second time, “I think a lying whore such as yourself should have to earn my dick in your wanton slit, don’t you agree?”
The knight groaned and nodded. “Yes, m’lady…!”
There was a harsh slap upon Link’s ass, causing her to clench upon the princess’ royal cock. “I believe I commanded you not to speak. Pretend you’re a mute simpleton again and maybe I can deign you worthy of my company a bit longer on this journey . Or, if you prefer, I can have that tongue removed—although I’d rather not, considering the skill you’ve displayed…”
The knight grunted as Zelda slowly plunged in and out of her ass. It made her that much more submissive, knowing that the princess was just as overbearing as before, or perhaps even worse. Each measured thrust and consequent withdrawal was met with the princess’ fascinated gaze as she watched Link’s tight asshole pull out just a bit before she plunged in again.
“The only question now is, are you that much of an anal slut that being fucked in your tight, little butt makes you that wet? I find that hard to believe.” The princess reached between her bodyguard’s legs and fingered her dripping pussy while paying an extra amount of care to grinding the heel of her palm against the submissive blonde’s clit.
Link buried her face against the sheets and whined as the princess’ fingers were absolutely soaked with the knight’s copiously dripping juices. When Zelda was satisfied with her findings, she withdrew her fingers from her protector’s cunt and brought the glistening fingers to Link’s face before smearing her own wetness along her lips and under her nose before those digits were forced between the moaning servant’s lips to sample herself. The bodyguard moaned and lovingly slurped the princess’ fingers while they pushed so deep into her mouth that they threatened to gag her.
Zelda cruelly laughed as she withdrew her hand from Link’s mouth, and again, made sure to wipe the mix of saliva and pussy juice all over the bodyguard’s face. “I don’t know why I’m being so gentle with you. You’re a soldier. You can take it…” The princess’ pace increased until Zelda’s hips slammed against Link’s jiggling rear, her balls slapping against the servant’s dripping cunt.
The knight moaned and buried her face against the mattress once more as she felt the princess’ cock sliding deeper into her than before. She knew it wouldn’t be long before she was blessed with the princess’ cum swirling in her belly again, but she needed some help to get herself off as well. The bodyguard released her grip upon her own ass and reached between her legs to quickly toy with her clit in an effort to reach her climax at the same time as the princess.
Zelda was lost in her own world of pleasure, but the sudden shift of her knight moving her hand drew some attention from the lustful princess. She growled and yanked her bodyguard’s hand away from her crotch and put her weight into pushing against the fit, blonde soldier’s body. With her dick still embedded in Link’s ass, she hastily wrapped an arm around the knight’s neck and pulled back, with the other arm locking in the grappling maneuver. The soldier gasped as her back arched and the front half of her body was lifted off the bed in this awkward position. In order to keep breathing she had to take her feet off the ground, and kicked wildly due to the unexpected fear she suddenly felt since she had no idea what the bratty blonde’s intentions were. The whole time, the princess pounded her bodyguard’s ass while Link tightened around her the whole time.
Zelda couldn’t get enough of her servant’s surprisingly slutty and tight ass as it milked her cock. Her pace quickened and she loudly moaned as her pulsing dick deposited another load of jizz in her guts. As she settled, she let go of Link, allowing her to properly breathe again. She collapsed against the bed while sweat covered her whole body. The princess withdrew herself without any warning, allowing Link’s gaping hole to drool cum along her pussy as she laid face-down upon the bed.
“Another direct command,” Zelda whispered into the groaning blonde’s pointed ear. “This,” she said as she harshly slapped Link’s pussy and cupped the wet, fleshy mound, “is my pussy now. Just like this,” the princess’ thumb plunged into the soldier’s asshole, “is my ass. Never touch these again without my permission. Understood?”
Link groaned and arched her back as she gave a quick and worried nod.
The princess took a deep, satisfied breath as she looked at what she had done to her bodyguard. Despite the surprising revelation of Link’s gender, Zelda felt amazingly refreshed. She smirked as she watched her seed steadily ooze from the knight’s ass. Zelda’s frustrations would definitely be easier to deal with from now on. And, as a bonus, she had shown the annoying blonde her place in the world, as well as on this journey.
Zelda only hoped that the girl was smart enough to catch on to that fact. Although, as she admired Link’s svelte form, the princess hoped she would need to further educate her knight in the proper etiquette of a royal cock sleeve sooner than later.