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1. Poor Mr. Cleese... by FellVoid

   Fandoms: Monty Python RPF  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Sep 2025

   Tags

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   • Original Male Character/John Cleese
   • John Cleese
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Emetophilia
   • Sickfic
   • Unrequited Lust
   • Face Spitting
   • Masturbation
   • Fetishization Of Nystagmus
   • Improper Use Of The Epley Maneuver
   • Woeful Attempts At Humor
   • erotic humiliation
   • Fell is A Huge Shame Slut
   • Eventually Requited Lust
   • Blow Jobs
   • Puke Job
   • photophobia
   • Sensory Overload
   • Torture Via Flashlight
   • Fever
   • Anal Sex
   • Implied Necrophilia
   • Implied Bestiality

   Summary

   Someone let me watch Monty Python's Flying Circus, and this self-indulgent load of cringe is a testament to why I cannot have nice things in this house.

   Professor Felinus' perspective, my naughty gentleman has an encounter with a young and very motion-sick John Cleese. Or, a man who looks like him, that is. One can never tell in this sort of thing.

   100% pure emetophilic smut and nothing else.

   Oh, and I'm delighted to find that Monty Python RPF is an *existing category*, Ao3, you understand me. <3

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   14,918

   Chapters:

   8/8

   Comments:

   14

   Kudos:

   21

   Bookmarks:

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