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1. Dumb Killers by ChronicallyOnline1_1

   Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   11 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Risotto Nero/Reader
   • Melone (JoJo)/Reader
   • Ghiaccio (JoJo)/Reader
   • Formaggio (JoJo)/Reader
   • Illuso (JoJo)/Reader
   • Prosciutto (JoJo)/Reader
   • Pesci (JoJo)/Reader
   • Bruno Buccellati/Reader
   • La Squadra di Esecuzione Members (JoJo)/Reader
   • Gelato/Sorbet (JoJo)
   • Leone Abbacchio/Reader
   • Risotto Nero
   • Melone (JoJo)
   • Ghiaccio (JoJo)
   • Formaggio (JoJo)
   • Formaggio's Cat (JoJo)
   • Illuso (JoJo)
   • Prosciutto (JoJo)
   • Pesci (JoJo)
   • Bruno Buccellati
   • Giorno Giovanna
   • Guido Mista
   • Trish Una
   • Narancia Ghirga
   • Diavolo (JoJo)
   • Vinegar Doppio
   • Gelato (JoJo)
   • Sorbet (JoJo)
   • Cioccolata (JoJo)
   • Secco (JoJo)
   • Slow Burn
   • Pining
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • La Squadra di Esecuzioni and Buccellati's Gang Team Up
   • La Squadra di Esecuzione Lives
   • Reader Is A La Squadra di Esecuzioni Member
   • Childhood Trauma
   • Psychological Trauma
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Reader Is A Stand User (JoJo)
   • Drug Use
   • Inappropriate Use of Stands (JoJo)
   • Horny Melone (Jojo)
   • Canon Backstory
   • Mild Sexual Content
   • bimbo
   • Indestructible Bimbo trope
   • Ghiaccio is an incel
   • Explicit Language
   • misogynistic language
   • Fanmade Backstory
   • Female Reader
   • Reader is an Idiot
   • Reverse Harem
   • Asexuality Spectrum
   • Celibacy
   • Reader is best friends with Gelato and Sorbet
   • Threats of Violence
   • Violence
   • Blood and Gore
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Humor
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Incel/Bimbo trope
   • Himbo/Bimbo trope
   • Found Family
   • Canonical Character Death
   • Pre-Canon
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Temporary Amnesia
   • Some Characters Die

   Summary

   You were the dumbest on their team, that was something they could all agree on. Forgiving, naïve, gullible and stupid were traits hardly desired by those working within your profession but you could kill, and you did it well - that's all that mattered, right?

   Though the pay was shit, being a hitman was simple. Do your job and don't stick your nose where it isn't wanted. La Squadra di Esecuzioni understood that better than anyone, after all they'd been through. It was just a shame none of you were smart enough to follow these rules.

   Or, in simper terms: you join La Squadra Di Esecuzioni as a means to repay your fathers debt. Shenanigans ensue, people fall in love, classic fanfic stuff.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   533,431

   Chapters:

   26/?

   Comments:

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