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1. Can't Spell Threesome Without Theo by yeuxverts for PandaPatronus

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi, F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Jun 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott
   • Draco Malfoy/Theodore Nott
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy/Theodore Nott
   • Theodore Nott
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Crack
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • dreomione
   • The Plot is Like the Merest Gossamer-Thin Tissue Paper With Which I Have Wrapped This Gift
   • POV Theodore Nott
   • Theo is a Little Shit
   • The Most Chaotically Batshit Theo I Could Dream Up
   • Bisexual Theodore Nott
   • Bisexual Draco Malfoy
   • Pining Draco Malfoy
   • Inappropriate Use of Legilimency (Harry Potter)
   • Inappropriate use of Malfoy Cane
   • Library Sex
   • Shameless Homage to Atonement
   • Regency-Inspired Fantasies
   • Amortentia Potion (Harry Potter)
   • Shameless Smut
   • Smut
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Simp Draco Malfoy
   • Light Kidnapping
   • salacious fruit eating
   • minor hostage situation
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Aphrodisiacs
   • Excessive Amounts of Wanking
   • Eau de Horny
   • Unspeakable Theodore Nott
   • People Being Sexy-Angry
   • Voyeurism
   • Dampened Petticoats
   • Completely Unasked For Sex Weekend
   • Threesome - F/M/M
   • Chaotic Sex Pest Theodore Nott
   • Draco is also there
   • DWAT
   • This Is All Extremely Silly

   Summary

   Theo Nott is getting married. Sort of. Not really—it’s more of an elaborate scheme to get his two best friends to finally fuck each other. Does it make sense? No. But Is It Secretly Brilliant? Also No. With a little help from the Horny Air Machine, Theo’s certain he will be able to get the two most contrarian and perverse people he’s ever met to at last profess their love and shag (he’s not particular about the order)...if only he could stop wanking.

   OR

   How many threesomes could I fit into 8K words?

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