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Open on a blank void-like planet, where there's white as far as the eye can see. Within this blankness, there's a boxy, gray building right in the middle. Inside is a boy with fennec fox ears and a matching tail, with object show limbs and a matching face with rounded glasses. This... is Kevin.
Kevin: "Hey. Oh sick, the nametag update worked!"
He can hear the narration, by the way, by reading this.
Kevin: "Damn right I can. Now to actually figure something to do with this place..."
Well, I can guess one thing.
Kevin: "Yeah, yeah, competition, my name gives it away, blah blah blah. ...hm, what type of competition do I wanna do though? I don't wanna just do an object show first and foremost..."
He taps his finger on the mouse beside the computer he's working on before coming to a decision.
Kevin: "Yeah, thanks. Anyways, I could do a character elimination show! But I probably would have most of the cast be from object shows..."
Surprise, surprise.
Kevin: "Shut up. Anyways, I gotta write down who I want and where they're from, so I can actually post this to AO3..."
A few minutes pass by as Kevin works on his cast list. He seems to struggle at some points, not knowing who to pick, but eventually, the cast of 32 has come to fruition.
Kevin: "Alright, doesn't look too shabby. Now I gotta send out the invites and hope they take it well."
I'm sure they will.
Kevin: "Thanks, narrating voice in my head that everyone else probably won't hear when they get here!"
Ignoring that... the blue-"shirted" fox-boy writes up an invitation and copies it 31 times, then sends it out. Who knows how long it would take for everyone to accept...
Kevin: "It'll be fine, it shouldn't take that long. Besides, their worlds will be super slowed down while this competition happens!"
So their friends back home don't worry about them?
Kevin: "Exactly! I thought of just about everything."
Hm...