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2024-07-31
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High & Low is Criminally Underrated </3

Chapter 21: you the birthday

Summary:

Ranmaru @maddog
men suffer too.

Rocky @THEwomenprotector
not enough damn

Notes:

Lowk a shorter chapter, BUT ILL TRY TO POST MORE (holy shit, I was meant to post this on February 2nd, and now it's abt to be June😭) SORRY FOR CONTINUING TO DISAPPEAR, i still adore this fic lmao, I should probably start working on other high&low stuff too, this fandom is starving

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

 

Mimi @minamiundercover

you ever sit and think hmmmm

 

Arata @curvedcucumber

this is the most intelligent thing you're capable of thinking

 

Mimi @minamiundercover

Replying to @curvedcucumber

???

 


 

Yuuto @kanehira

emotional stability is stupid just get high

 

Mimi @minamiundercover

you know BALLLLLLL

 

Arata @curvedcucumber

i forgot why i joined your gang before im scared of u sometimes

 


 

Masaki @AmamiyaM

police gay why u handcuffing another man u freak

 

Hiroto @AmamiyaH

ykw yea

 


 

Cobra @Ichangelives

going to the shop, anyone need anything?

 

Smoky @realdomtorreto

the will to live

 

Mura @mu_tootsie

head

 

Rocky @THEwomenprotector

food please💗

 


 

Ryo @rottweilerryo

I don't like girls

 

Fujio @kingofoya2

we accept u! 🤍

 

Ryo @rottweilerryo

Replying to @kingofoya2

i also have a crush on Kohei

 

Fujio @kingofoya2

Replying to @rottweilerryo

nvm

 


 

Fujio @kingofoya2

auou auaouau ououau

 

Mura @mu_tootsie

hi alien

 

Fujio @kingofoya2

Replying to @mu_tootsie

aou uooouaoa faggot auaouououo ouoau

 

Mura @mu_tootsie

Replying to @kingofoya2

WHAT THE FUCK

 


 

Dan @Danthecoolest

can men produce breast milk

 

Tetsu @tetsusmind

nah i've tried

 

Yamato @bamba

Replying to @tetsusmind

FYM YOU'VE "TRIED"?????

 


 

BINZO @murayama2.0

help my laptop is overheating what do i do

 

Kamui @blackmask

pour some water on it to cool it down!

 

BINZO @murayama2.0

Replying to @blackmask

i trusted you.

 


 

Sachio @ueda

i wish there were sweaters for your feet

 

Sawamura @shoji

socks??

 

Sachio @ueda

Replying to @shoji

make ur own post.

 


 

Jesse @fashionicon

ngl im fine as hell

 

Mura @mu_tootsie

how u gonna say ngl and then lie😭?

 


 

Rocky @THEwomenprotector

hey king! @uroutdrinker

 

Sarah @uroutdrinker

hey babygir!

 

Jesse @fashionicon

Replying to @uroutdrinker

...what?

 

Rocky @THEwomenprotector

Replying to @fashionicon

you wouldn't get it

 

Sarah @uroutdrinker

Replying to @THEwomenprotector

yeah fuck u jesse

 


 

Smoky @realdomtorreto

all in all, a 100% successful trip

 

Cobra @Ichangelives

we lost Murayama

 

Hyuga @fcktwt

Replying to @Ichangelives

all in all, a 100% successful trip.

 


 

Fujio @kingofoya2

#LetsGetTheWorm

 

Jam-Man @infoguy

what

 

Fujio @kingofoya2

Replying to @infoguy

early bird shit you wouldn't get it

 


 

Mura @mu_tootsie

all my oomfies are cutie pies

 

Jesse @fashionicon

thanks big man

 

Mura @mu_tootsie

Replying to @fashionicon

oh i forgot we're oomfs...

 

Jesse @fashionicon

Replying to @mu_tootsie

wym??

 

Jesse @fashionicon

Replying to @fashionicon

bro???💔💔

 


 

Hyuga @fcktwt

dk how to explain it but odd numbers way funnier than them even shits

 

Mura @mu_tootsie

3

 

Hyuga @fcktwt

Replying to @mu_tootsie

😂😂😂

 


 

Odajima @yo_yuk3n

imagine if frogs ran instead of hopped

 

Sachio @ueda

im pretty sure TMNT do

 

Odajima @yo_yuk3n

Replying to @ueda

Boss... tell me what TMNT means. Then reread what you wrote, then read it again

 

Sachio @ueda

Replying to @yo_yuk3n

teenage mutant ninja turtles

 

Odajima @yo_yuk3n

Replying to @ueda

yeah.

 


 

Tetsu @tetsusmind

IM IN HOME DEPOT WHERE THE HOES AT

 

Cobra @Ichangelives

gardening section

 

Tetsu @tetsusmind

Replying to @Ichangelives

thankyou

 


 

Ranmaru @maddog

don't test me. you won't like me when i'm angry

 

Hyuga @fcktwt

i dont like you now

 


 

Tetsu @tetsusmind

marry, kiss, kill: Rocky, Cobra, Smoky

 

Hyuga @fcktwt

marry rocky, kiss cobra and kill murayama

 

Mura @mu_tootsie

Replying to @fcktwt

I WASNT EVEN ON THE LIST WTF 😭

 


 

Kohei @youngnrich

i be forgetting that ppl dont have a idgaf attitude

 

Fujio @kingofoya2

idgaf

 

Kohei @youngnrich

Replying to @kingofoya2

idgaf

 

Fujio @kingofoya2

Replying to @youngnrich

This idgaf shit get serious. IM OUT!

 


 

Mura @mu_tootsie

how do you get out of the friendzone

 

Cobra @Ichangelives

who put you there? 🙁

 

Hyuga @fcktwt

Replying to @Ichangelives

pure ragebait I swear

 


 

Chiharu @doublelife.20

why do i eat so much fucking SOUP

 

Tetsu @tetsusmind

sometimes we want our insides EXTRA wet 💗

 

Chiharu @doublelife2.0

Replying to @tetsusmind 

PLEASE do not fucking say that

 


 

Kaito @Ilovemygirlfriend

tough crowd

sucking on a mango pretending its her strap

 

Koo @koo

?

 

Rocky @THEwomenprotector

?

 

Mura @mu_tootsie

Curious George in these replies

 


 

Sarah @uroutdrinker

sold dis boy birth control pills & he on ig live acting high

 

Sarah @uroutdrinker

boy you finna have a period in a minute

 


 

Masaki @AmamiyaM

when my brother was like 9 he said "get the fag" instead of "get the flag" on roblox and he got banned he cried so much he threw up on the carpet

 

Hiroto @AmamiyaH

deletedeletedelete MASAKI people are seeing this please DELETE

 


 

Kohei @youngnrich

would I still be loveable if I was a worm

 

Ryo @rottweilerryo

yes, you would be

 

Fujio @kingofoya2

dont let him lie to you if you were a worm no one would even know tf you were

 


 

Yuuto @kanehira

No grown man should be laughing twice in one day, one good laugh is good... after that you need to get serious

 

Ranmaru @maddog

Not even a good laugh. Have you a lil chuckle then tighten up. Ain't shit funny

 

Hyuga @fcktwt

Replying to @maddog

FOLK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

 


 

Cobra @Ichangelives

these chips are good

 

Yamato @bamba

what you eating jun

 

Cobra @Ichangelives

Replying to @bamba

help me

 

Yamato @bamba

Replying to @Ichangelives

???

 

Yamato @bamba

Replying to @Ichangelives

HELLO???

 


 

Tetsu @tetsusmind

i dont fw twins

 

Tetsu @tetsusmind

why would i trust someone that exists twice??

 

Dan @Danthecoolest

Replying to @tetsusmind

you just be pulling shit out of your ass i swear

 


 

Yamato @bamba

Murayama better count his days

 

Noboru @doublelife

Murayama doesn't seem so bad after a while, what could he possibly have done now?

 

Chiharu @doublelife2.0

Replying to @doublelife

Your leader.

 

Mura @mu_tootsie

Replying to @doublelife2.0

DELETE THIS SHIT RN 😭

 

Notes:

Headcanon that both Cobra and Hyuga are lowk ragebaiters (Hyuga is OPENLY a ragebaiter, he doesn't gaf, but Cobra is more subtle (still a ragebaiter through and through though lmao). Headcanon that Kaito and Kizzy are lowk a freak for freak couple too, idgaf LMAO