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    For a moment you think this is it. Stan's going to shake your hand, nod politely, and wish you luck. Then he's going to meander on over to the next table and make the next woman laugh even harder than you had.

    But he doesn't. Instead, Stan steps around the table, places one tentative hand on your bicep, and leans down close.

    “Hey, uh—You wanna get outta here?” he whispers.

    (You meet Stan Pines at a Speed Dating event. Your night goes much better than anticipated.)

    (Now with a transmasc!Reader version in Chapter 2! See notes for details.)

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