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1. sometimes, wish you were here, weather permitting by masktaster

   Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Sep 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Greg Davies/Alex Horne
   • Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
   • Greg Davies
   • Alex Horne you can read this if you want. I'm not the boss of you
   • 'rpf' but in my head ive printed out their faces and glued them to peg dolls and im making them kiss
   • BOSH!
   • Safe Sex is Hot Sex
   • gratuitous mention of long johns
   • what could be better than this. two perfect marriages etc

   Summary

   𝚁𝚎-𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚐.
   𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚞𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎.
   𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍.
   𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙.

   𝙵𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚜.

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