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1. Absit Omen by Maramayfly

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Oct 2025

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Adam Young (Good Omens)
   • Pepper (Good Omens)
   • Warlock Dowling
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Hastur (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device
   • Mrs Sandwich (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Magic
   • Wizards
   • Legally Distinct Magical School AU
   • Alternate Universe - High School
   • Angels vs. Demons
   • Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)
   • Anxious Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley is Bad at Being a Demon (Good Omens)
   • Slow Burn
   • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Professors
   • Crowley Submits to the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known (Good Omens)
   • Warlock Dowling Joins The Them
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • Alternate Universe - School
   • Snake Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Hastur Being an Asshole (Good Omens)
   • She/Her Pronouns for Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub is So Done (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic
   • Eventual Relationships
   • Romance
   • Drama & Romance
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Aziraphale/Crowley First Kiss (Good Omens)
   • Dark Magic
   • Witchcraft
   • Adventure & Romance
   • Non-Explicit
   • this is not a harry potter fic
   • but if you like that kind of vibe youll probably like this
   • the writing improves as the fic goes on
   • trust me - Freeform

   Summary

   A Magic School AU.

   Crowley should be in prison. He knows this, and Aziraphale bloody well knows it.. But for some inexplicable reason, the higher ups of The Divine Council have suddenly decided to give Occupational Reformation a go.

   So, the Demon will be starting a new life..
   Teaching at a prestigious ‘School for the Magically Gifted’ situated within an ancient Scottish castle.

   (No it's.. It's not that one, actually. We get that a lot... Does nobody read the brochure?)

   He has no wand, no magic to fall back on, and a rather unfortunate dark prophecy hanging over his head.
   Not to mention, his (former) best friend and (current) arch nemesis seems to believe he's some sort of murderer.. And not entirely without reason.

   Adam Young just wants to survive his first year of high school. It's a shame his new Potions Professor seems to be actively trying to kill him.

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   English

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