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    His father became a star, his mother a great white bird, adopted by his once kidnappers, it is sufficed to say Elrond Peredhel is acquainted with the stranger aspects of life.

    Or at least he thought he had been until a girl comes climbing out of a tree to sit beside him with an uncanny persistence to be read to. What starts off as a peaceable afternoon reading in the dying light quickly spirals into a story of books, bored Masters of Death, and a love story that might, just might, rivel Beren and Lúthien’s.

    Because who else would ever match the Eldritch horror that is Hemlock Potter’s than Elrond Peredhel?

    Or; the fic where Sauron gets punched in the throat, Elrond is forced to read Fifty-Shades of Grey, and Middle Earth is never going to be the same.

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