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1. Double, double toil and trouble by paranoid_fridge

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 May 2016

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Gandalf | Mithrandir
   • Fíli
   • Kíli
   • Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
   • Bofur (Tolkien)
   • Alternate Universe - Hogwarts
   • they're all teachers
   • playing Quidditch
   • Humor
   • Angst
   • Bilbo is done with all of it before the term has even started
   • though the students are not the problem

   Summary

   Bilbo remembers saying no. And still finds himself at Hogwarts a week before term is about to begin, having tea with Headmaster Gandalf. Who has not only convinced Bilbo to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, but now wants Bilbo to join the staff Quidditch team as well.

   Never, vows Bilbo.

   Obviously, this results in him playing seeker for a team lead by ambitious captain Tauriel and grumpy vice-captain Thorin.

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   English

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