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1. "What's a Good Joke you know?" "Almost." by A_Simple_Troll

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Boruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
   • Work in Progress

   17 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Izuna/Uzumaki Mito
   • Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara
   • Senju Touka/Uchiha Hikaku
   • Senju Tobirama
   • Senju Hashirama
   • Senju Touka
   • Uchiha Madara
   • Uchiha Izuna
   • Uchiha Hikaku
   • Uzumaki Mito
   • Original Uzumaki Character(s) (Naruto)
   • Uzumaki Clan Characters (Naruto)
   • Hatake Clan Characters (Naruto)
   • Original Hatake Character(s) (Naruto)
   • Original Senju Character(s) (Naruto)
   • Senju Clan Characters (Naruto)
   • Uchiha Clan Lore (Naruto)
   • Uchiha Clan Shenanigans (Naruto)
   • The Uchiha Clan Adopts Senju Tobirama
   • Senju Hashirama Being an Idiot
   • Senju Clan Lore (Naruto)
   • Senju Clan is Bad at Communication
   • Female Senju Tobirama
   • Alternate Universe - Gender Changes

   Summary

   "'Almost' is one word, it can't be a joke!"
   "Sure it can - he 'almost' loved her, she was 'almost' good enough, they 'almost' made it, he was 'almost' ready, - 'almost' is the greatest joke humanity has ever made, and everyone repeats it, every day."
   "That's...dark, Bira."
   "Well, I think it's hilarious."

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   11,656

   Chapters:

   6/?

   Comments:

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