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"Yo!" A man his black hair greets the camera with a smile. "We're comin' at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario! I'm your host, Chris McLean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television right now!" The man, who is now revealed to be Chris McLean continues as the camera cuts to him walking down a dock. "Here's the deal. Twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the loser boat," The host starts laughing before finishing his explanation. "and leave Total Drama Island for good." The camera then cuts to show a campfire. "Their fate will be decided here At the dramatic campfire ceremony, where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow." He pops a marshmallow into his mouth before continuing. "In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle... Black flies, grizzly bears..." A bear can be heard growling somewhere in the distance beofore the camera cuts over to a cafeteria and another taller more muscular man who is most likely the seasons chef stirring a pot with..... something in it. "Disgusting camp food..."
"Hey!" The man takes clear offense at the hosts comment.
"Woah! Sorry chef." The camera then cuts back to the dock. "And each other. Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here, right now, on Total. Drama. Island!" With each of the last three words said the camera zoomed out to show the island.
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Spot lights appear from all over the island, out of the grass, a tree, Lifting up a beaver, and knocking a squirrel out of a tree. A clapperboard clamps down, and the camera starts moving through Camp Wawanakwa, starting from the dock, and past Chris, who is drinking his coffee, and commanding the camera crew from a folding chair, to the top of the cliff and then all the way down."Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine, You guys are on my mind."
The scene moves to Harold karate chopping at a fish in the water before being chased to the surface by a shark. Cody and Beth pull Harold up onto Bridgette's surfboard with them, but a hawk swoops by, knocking Harold back not the water. Fallowing the hawk, who has picked up a fish, Katie and Sadie are chatting in the woods until the hawk drops it's fish on Sadie's lap, causing her to run off screaming, Bridgette looks on in concern. "You asked me what I wanted to be, And I think the answer is plain to see. I want to be famous!"
Leshawna and Courtney are laughing and blushing in a rubber raft, not noticing as they fall down the waterfall, they pass by Lindsay who is meditating on a Brocken log. Gwen swings by on a vine screaming, she grabs onto Lindsay, and they both crash into the latrine, knocking Geoff out of it. "I wanna live close to the sun. Well, pack your bags cause I already won! Everything to prove nothing's in my way."
In the kitchen Chef is stirring some green slope with his hands, he looks towards a tied up Heather and Izzy, while Heather is nervous, Izzy is staring at Tyler and Owens small talk.
"I'll get there one day, Cause I want to be famous!"
The camera pans through the window to Eva and Duncan are arm wrestling. Noah scoffs at them while reading his book. Meanwhile, Trent is petting Bunnie, who is in DJ's arms. "Na na na na na, na na na na na, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be Famous, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be Famous"
The day turns to night at the campfire, Ezekiel and Harold lean close to each other before Justin gets between them to pose for the camera. All the campers whistle the ending tune.
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The camera cuts back to the dock, which is now known to be The Dock of Shame. "Welcome back to Total Drama Island. All right. It's time to meet our campers. We told them they'd all be staying at this five-star resort, so if they seem a little T.O.'d, that's probably why." The host with the most smiles a bit to happy about tricking a bunch of teens into a summer of torture.
The first boat pulled up, carrying a muscular girl with a black ponytail, wearing blue work out clothes got off, carrying two purple duffel bags. "Eva. Nice. Glad you could make it." Chris greets the girl, who just ignores him and walks it the other side off the dock. She drops her duffel bags, breaking the boards under them slightly. "Man! What's in there? Dumbbells?"
"Yes." She replies, talking for the first time.
The next boat pulled up. A girl with a long black ponytail and hoop earrings waved. "What's up, Y'all? Leshawna's in the house!" She greeted before Chris could even introduce her. "Yo, baby! Hey, how you doin'? How's it goin'?" She asked Chris, high giving him while rolling her large cheetah print luggage. "Oh, what's up, my sister? Gimme some sugar, baby!" She offered Eva a high five, but she didn't respond. "Oh so that's how it's ganna be?"
The next boat pulls up playing punk music from a speaker. A guy with tons of piercings, a green Mohawk, and a skull shirt throws his green duffel bag onto the dock before jumping down to it. "Duncan, dude." Chris greets the punk teen.
"I don't like... Surprises." Duncan threatens the host, holding up his fist.
"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man. He also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you return to juvie."
"Okay then." He walks over and stands right next to Eva. "Meet you by the campfire, gorgeous."
"What did you just say?" She questions him, but gets interrupted by the next boat arriving.
This boat has a short girl with a brown side ponytail and glasses. "Beth, what's up?" Beth immediately drops her floral print luggage and runs up to Chris, wrapping him up in a hug.
"It's so credulous to meet you! Wow. You're much shorter in real life." She let's go of him.
"Uh... Thanks."
The next boat arrives. This time carrying a girl with a blonde ponytail, surfboard, and blue luggage. "Hey. What's up?" She greets.
"All right! Our surfer chick, Bridgette Is here!" Chris introduces the girl.
"Nice board. This ain't Malibu, honey." Duncan comments, rolling his eyes.
"I thought we were going to be on a beach." She responds.
"We are!" Chris cheers as the camera pans over to show the dirty polluted beach.
"Great."
"All right! That makes–" Bridgette hits Chris with her surfboard as she bends down to pick up her blue duffel bag. "Ow! Darn it! That hurt!" Chris cried, rubbing his head.
"Hey guys."
"What's up, girl? I'm Leshawna!" Leshawna greets the girl.
"What's up?" She turns around to greet Leshawna, almost hitting Duncan In the head.
"Hi, I'm Beth!" Beth runs up to the surfer to greet her.
"Hey." Bridgette turns around to greet Beth, almost hitting Duncan with her surf board again.
"Okay, we've all met the surfer girl! Can we get on with the show, already?!" Eva snaps.
"Someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning?" Duncan laughs, and Eva just glares at him.
The next boat pulls up. A beautiful blonde girl with a blue Bandanna and cowboy boots stands on the dock, hand on her pink suitcase as sultry music plays in the background. "Everybody, this is Lindsay." Chris introduces the blonde.
"Hi. Hey, you look so familiar." Lindsay greets as she pulls her suitcase.
"I'm Chris McLean." He tries to explain, but Lindsay looks just as confused. "The host? Of the show?"
"Oh, that's where I know you from!"
"Uh... Yeah."
As the next boat pulls up dreamy music starts playing, perfectly fitting the model like brunette on it. "This is Justin. Welcome to Total Drama Island." Chris introduces the young model, as they fist bump.
"Thanks, Chris. This is great." He responds.
"Just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks."
"I can deal with that."
The next boat that pulled up had not one, but two girls with matching black pig tails and pink polka dot luggage. "Ladies! Sadie, Katie, welcome to your new home for eight weeks." The two girls get off the boat, dropping their luggage.
"Oh my gosh! Sadie look, it's a summer camp!" Katie squeals, hugging Sadie.
"Okay, I've always wanted to go to summer camp! Eeee!" Sadie squeals. They both grab their luggage at the same time, and walk over hand in hand.
The next boat pulls up with a crazy looking ginger girl, who looked about ready to jump off at any moment. "Hey, everyone. Izzy!" Chris announces.
"Hi, Chris! Hi! Hi! Whoa!" Izzy excitedly greets everyone while running, before she slips and bonks her head on the dock, falling into the water that is.
"Ooh! That was bad." Beth says.
"Guys. She could be seriously hurt!" Bridgette yells as she runs over to try and help Izzy up, but just fell in herself. Izzy ended up getting out on her own and helping Bridgette up, before shaking herself off like a dog.
"That felt... So... Good! Except for hitting my chin. This is a summer camp? That is so cool. Do you have paper maché here? Are we having lunch soon?"
"Oh! I hope so! I'm so hungry!" Lindsay responds.
The next boat that pulled up had a girl with teal and black hair and skin so pale she could pass for a ghost. "Hey, Gwen." Chris greeted the goth, who walked over carrying her big black suitcase.
"You mean we're staying here?" Gwen questions the host.
"No, you're staying here. My crib is an airstream with A.C. that-a-way." Chris points away from the cabins.
"I did not sign up for this."
"Actually, you did." Chris held up the girls contract, which she took and tore up, tossing it to the ground and smiling.
"The great thing about lawyers is, they make lots of copies." Chris pulls out another copy.
"I am not staying here."
"Cool. I hope you can swim, though. Because you're ride just left." Gwen turns around to see her boat leaving.
"Jerk." She walks over to her fellow campers, choosing to stand between Bridgette and Leshawna.
The next boat that pulls up is playing ominous music, as a girl with long black hair and sunglasses steps off the boat. "Heather." Chris states simply. She takes off her shades, inspecting everyone.
"Hi!" Beth runs up to her, accidentally getting spittle on her, causing her to cringe away in disgust. "Looks like we're your new friends for the next eight weeks!"
The next boat that pulls up is carrying a short, skinny, brown haired teen with a tooth gap. "Cody. The Codester. The Codemeister!" Chris greeted the lanky teen, shooting finger guns at him.
"Dude, psyched to be here, man." Cody responds, shooting finger guns back at the host. "I see the ladies have already arrived. All right." He walks over, noticing Beth. "Hey girl, you look real cute in glasses." He tries to flirt with her, making her blush.
"Really?!" She responds, getting spittle on him by accident. He flinches but smiles at her.
The next boat was carrying a large, blonde teen, with a maple leaf on his shirt, and a large blue duffel bag. "Woohoo! Chris! What's happenin'?!" He runs up to Chris and hugs him very tightly. "This is awesome! Woohoo!"
"Owen! Welcome!" Chris greets the teen.
"Awesome to be here, man! Yeah! Man, this is just so..."
"Awesome?" Gwen suggests.
"Yes! Awesome! Whoooo! Are you gonna be on my team?"
"Oh, I sure hope so."
"Whooooo!"
"You about finished?" Chris asked him, starting to get annoyed.
"Sorry, dude. I'm just so psyched!"
"Cool. Here comes the next camper!"
This boat is carrying a short scruffy guy with a blue beanie. "Ezekiel! What's up, man?" Chris greets the homeschooled boy.
"I think I see a bird." Ezekiel points up to the sky, causing some people to laugh.
"Okay. Look, dude, I know you don't get out much, been homeschooled your whole life, raised by freaky prairie people. Just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay?" Chris tells him, putting a hand on his shoulder.
"Yes, sir."
"That's just... Wow." Gwen comments.
On the next boat is a black haired teen with a guitar and a grey hiking bag. "Contestant number sixteen is Trent!" Chris introduces the teen.
"Hey, good to meet you, man. Saw you on that figure skating show, nice work." Trent compliments the host, fist bumping him.
"Hey, thanks, man. I knew I rocked that show."
"I saw that. One of the guys dropped his partner on her head. Though they got immunity that week." Beth chimes in.
"Lucky! I hope I get dropped on my head!" Izzy cries.
"Me too!" Lindsay agrees.
"So this is it?" Trent looks around. "All righty then."
The next boat is carrying a small and lanky guy in a sweater vest, and carrying a green suitcase. "Our next camper is Noah." Chris introduced Noah.
"You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?" Noah questions the host.
"Sure someone did."
"Good. Is this where we're staying?"
"No, it's your mother's house. And we're throwing a party!" Duncan responds, cracking his knuckles.
"Cute. Nice piercings, original. Do them yourself?"
"Yeah. You want one?" Duncan pulled out a needle.
Noah scoffs "No thanks."
On the next boat was a tall, buff teen with a green shirt and a orange D on it. He carried a blue duffel bag in one hand and a grey one in the other. "DJ!" Chris greets the teen, fist bumping him.
"Yo! Chris McLean! How's it goin'? Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?" He asks looking around for the hot tub.
"Yo, dawg. This is it, Camp Wawanakwa!"
"Hmm. Looked a lot different on the application form."
The next boat pulled up with a girl with perfect brown hair and perfectly ironed clothes. "here comes Courtney!" Chris introduces the C.I.T. While taking her hand to help her off the boat.
"Thank you." She thanks the host before turning around to the other campers "Hi. You must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all."
"Hows it goin'? I'm Owen!" Owen greets Courtney, shaking her hand enthusiastically.
"Nice to meet you."
Th next boat to pull up has party music playing, and a guy with blonde hair and an open pink shirt dancing to it. "Chris McLean!" The party teen greeted the host, putting down his brown suitcase. "Sup, man? Honor to meet you, man!" Geoff greets the host, fist bumping him.
"The Geoffster! Welcome to the island, man!" Chris greets him back.
"Thanks, man."
"They say "man" one more time, I'm gonna puke." Gwen makes a gagging motion.
The next boat drives over, but this time a camper with brown hair and a red tracksuit is water skiing. "Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler!" Chris introduces the jock, who crashes into the dock.
"Ugh! My shoes!" Heather cries out, pointing at her shoes.
Wicked wipeout, man!" Chris compliments as the jock gets out of the water. Behind Chris however is the final contestant, a ginger guy with a keyboard and a brown suitcase, who is breathing very loudly. "Welcome to camp, Harold!" Chris greets the dork, who doesn't respond.
"What's he looking at?" Beth asks Cody.
"So you mean this show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something?" Harold asks, finally speaking.
"You got it!"
"Yes! That is so much more favorable to my skills." Harold pumps his fist in the air.
"All right, before you get to exited first things first! We need a group photo for the promos. Everyone at the end of the dock!"Chris rushes everyone to the end of the dock, and they all pose for the picture. "Okay!" Chris pulls out his camera. "One, two, three. Oops. Okay, forgot the lens cap! Okay, hold that pose! One! Tw– oh. No, wait. Card's full. Hang on."
"Ugh, you you hurry it up already?!" Heather snapped.
"Got it. Okay, everyone say "Wawanakwa!""
"Wawanakwa-" Everyone cheers as the dock collapses under them, causing them to all fall in.
"Okay guys. Dry off and meet at the campfire pit in ten!"
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After drying off all the campers meet around the campfire, with some campers some sitting on logs and everyone else standing.
"This... is camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabinmates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig?" At this, Ezekiel waves at Courtney, who politely waved back. "The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!"
"Scuse me. What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her." Duncan asks pointing at Eva.
"They're not co-ed, are they?" Eva asks the host.
"No. Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes, get the other."
"Excuse me, Kyle? Can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest?" Lindsay asks Kyle(Chris).
"Okay, you are. But that's not really how it works here, and it's Chris." Kyle(Chris) replies.
"And I have to live with Sadie or I'll die." Katie claims, hugging Sadie.
"And I'll break out in hives! It's true." Sadie claims, hugging Katie back.
"This cannot be happening." Gwen comments, rolling her eyes.
"Aww, c'mon guys! It'll be fun! It's like a big sleepover!" Owen cheers, bringing Beth and DJ in for a hug.
"At least you don't have to sleep next to him."
DJ points at Duncan, who is giving a dear a nuggie.
"Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams. If I call your name out, go stand over there." Chris points to the Right.
"Trent." The musician walks over to where Chris was pointing.
"Geoff." The party teen runs over to Trent, fist bumping him once he gets there.
"Duncan." The punk let's go of the deer and walks over to his team.
"Heather." The queen bee looks up from filing her nails and walks over to her new team.
"Gwen." The goth slowly walks over, making sure to stand as far away from everyone as possible.
"Lindsay." The bimbo happily walks over to her team.
"Izzy." The crazy girl runs over to her team and tackles Lindsay down.
"Harold." The dork walks over to his team.
"Cody." The geek confidently struts over to his team, shooting finger guns at them, but trips. Duncan laughs at him as he picks himself up and stands with the rest of his team.
"Beth." The wannabe runs over to her team, wrapping Heather and Gwen in a hug.
"And... Katie" The BFFFL looks at her BFFFL and then back at Chris.
"From this moment on, you are officially known as... The Killer Bass!" Chris ignores Katie as he tosses a banner with a logo of a Bass on it to Cody.
"It's awesome. It's like... Amazing." Harold comments from next to Cody.
"The rest of you over here." Chris says, pointing to the left.
"Justin." The young model walks over to where Chris is pointing.
"Owen." The large teen runs over to Justin, trapping him in a bone crushing hug.
"Eva." The jockette stomps over to her team.
"Noah." The bookworm reluctantly fallows behind Eva.
"Ezekiel." The homeschooled teen walks over to his team.
"Tyler." The jock runs over to his team, and fist bumps Owen.
"Courtney." The C.I.T. Calmly walks over to her team.
"Bridgette." The surfer girl does the same.
"DJ." The animal lover goes over to his team, and high fives Bridgette.
"Leshawna." The sister runs over to her team, and high fives DJ.
"And...Sadie! Move, move, move, move!"
"But Katie's a Gopher! I have to be a Gopher!" The BFFFL cries out.
"Sadie, is it? Come on. You'll be okay, eh." Ezekiel tells Sadie as she takes her over to their team.
"This is so unfair! I miss you, Katie!" Sadie calls out to Katie.
"I miss you too!" Katie cries back to her.
"You guys will officially be known as... The Screaming Gophers!" Chris tosses a banner with a Screaming Gopher on it to Noah.
"Yeah! I'm a Gopher! Whoo" Owen happily cries.
"All right, campers. You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition." Chris told the contestants.
[Confessional Chris]
"You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off
your chest."
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[Confessional DJ]
"Hey mama! I miss you already."
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[Confessional Ezekiel]
"Dear Ma and Pa I'm doing fine, You guys are
on my mind."
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[Confessional Duncan]
"Well it's cleaner then juvy."
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"All right. Any questions?" Chris asks the campers. Katie and Sadie both raise their hands. "No switching teams." They both sadly lower their hands and look at each other longingly. "Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabins. Bass, you're in the west."
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Cut to the girls side of the Bass cabin. "Bunk beds? Isn't this a little... Summer campy?" Heather says as she looks at the beds.
"That's the idea, genius." Gwen replies, rolling her eyes.
"Ugh. Shut up, weird goth girl."
"You're so smart. I feel that." Cody told Gwen.
"Shouldn't you be on the boys' side?" Gwen asked Cody, who just smiled awkwardly before being thrown out of the cabin by Gwen.
"Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straightening iron." The blonde teen asks Chris.
"There are some in the communal bathrooms just across the way." The host responds.
"Communal bathrooms? But I'm not Catholic."
"Not communion. Communal."
"It means we shower together. Idiot." Gwen explains, sitting down.
"Aww, d– no! C'mon!"
"I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys! Know what I mean?" Owen says chuckling. "I mean, no! I didn't mean it like that! I love chicks! I just don't want to sleep near them! Ahh, Dah, I mean..." he tries to justify himself as the guys just head inside the Gophers cabin.
"Excuse me, Chris?! Is there a chaperone of any kind in this facility?" Geoff asks the host.
"You're all sixteen years old. As old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp. So, other than myself, you'll be unsupervised. You got a half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge. Starting... Now!"
"Nice." The party teen replies as screaming comes from the girls side of the Gophers cabin.
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The camera the cuts to everyone at the girls side of the Gophers cabin. Leshawna is standing on a chair in the middle of the room screaming at a small spider that's roaming around the floor of her cabin, while everyone who is not sharing a cabin with her looking in throw the door.
Kill it! Kill it!" Leshawna screams basically scared for her life. Owen ends up screaming and jumping onto the nearest surface upon seeing the bug.
"Oh are we playing the floor is lava?!" Izzy excitedly asks before climbing onto one of the beds.
Just as the cockroach tries to make an escape Duncan chops it's head off with an axe he got from... who knows where... "Well, that's one way to kill a cockroach." Gwen comments.
"Awesome." Harold adds.
"Yeah because that was totally necessary." Noah sarcastically responds with his arms crossed.
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The scene cuts to the cafeteria and Chef. "Listen up! I serve it three times a day And you will eat it three times a day! Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your butts down now!" The Chef yelled at all of the campers while holding a spoon full of...well something.
"Excuse me. My nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flour, or like, dairy." Justin questioned the chef, who didn't respond.
"I don't think that's gonna be a problem." Noah responded for the man.
"Cool." Justin smiled before picking up his tray and leaving.
"Okay, I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day, but I think mine just moved." Noah asked him. He just took a hammer and slammed it on her food, causing it to fly everywhere. "Right. Okay then!" He smiled awkwardly and took her tray.
"Have a cow." Owen turned and told Katie and Sadie to try and cheer them up, causing them both giggled.
"What was that?! Come closer, fat boy. I didn't hear you!" Chef yelled at the large teen.
"Uh, I didn't really say anything important." He responded to the chef.
""I'm sure you didn't. Next!" Chef called.
"Uh." Trent looked at his tray and then at Chef. "Thanks for the food?" He quickly picks up his tray and scurries away.
"Do you have anything vegetarian?" Bridgette asks the chef with an awkward smile.
He stares at her for a moment before placing a bowl of slop on her tray. "I got mashed potatoes."
"Thanks."
"Hey, what's up, girl?" Leshawna greeted Eva, who just scowled at her and walked away. "Oh. It's gonna be like that, is it?"
"Welcome to the main lodge." The host greeted the contestants while walking into the lodge.
"Yo, my man. Can we order a pizza?" The party dude asked him before being forced to dodge a meat clever that chef threw at him. "Whoa! It's cool, G! Brown slop is cool! Ha, ha. Right, guys?" He smiled at everyone as they all nodded nervously.
"Your first challenge begins... In one hour!
"What do you think they'll make us do?" Tyler asked his fellow campers.
"It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?" Duncan responded to him. The camera then cuts to the kitchen with all the contestants looking worried. "Oh ****."
Gophers-
Leshawna, Bridgette, DJ, Noah, Zeke, Tyler, Eva, Justin, Owen, Sadie, & Courtney.
Bass-
Harold, Beth, Heather, Gwen, Katie, Trent, Duncan, Cody, Izzy, & Lindsay
Randomized stuff-
Arrival order
Ships
Teams
Most interactions
Confessions
Ect.