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Arleen: Half of my sanity comes from flames and you can’t tell me otherwise.
Lucine: Does this mean…you’re hell?
Arleen: Hell? Oh hell nah
Arleen: IM THE DEMON THEMSELVES
Lucine: …ah.
Lucine: Care for a killer bunny?
Ringmaster Madame: *reading* About 1 girl seemingly got attacked by a bunny today.
Feline Tamer: I thought Kym had unleashed her cats.
Badass Clown: Who?
Ringmaster Madame: That arsonist.
Romantic Harlequin: To burn for love is such romantic~
Badass Clown: Girl that ain’t romantic, that’s horrifying!
Feline Tamer: I heard the bunny is dead.
Ringmaster Madame: How.
Feline Tamer: WITH THE POWER OF THE FLOW
The Performer: STOP CHATTING AND JUMP THE FIRE HOOPS
Chiffon: Happy Birthday to me!
Chiffon: Happy Birthday—
Bellis: Girl how old are you.
Chiffon: *gasps* It’s RUDE to ask a girl’s age!
Bellis: But like your birthday’s every day.
Chiffon: Yeah?
Bellis: Doesn’t that make you curious?
Chiffon:
Chiffon: Great question.
Bellis: So how old are you?
Chiffon: I have no idea.
Illuqium: Today I hereby claim that Sally Mystic is the best Magician!
Folie: *claps while sweating*
Mirage: *nods too dramatically*
Illuqium: And she will be the best of the best haha…
Sally Mystic: *is aiming gun at Illuqium while they speak*
Folie: *Oh god please no*
Mirage: *That gun’s got six bullets Folie*
Folie: *THAT’S 100%!*
Mirage: *YEP* *weeps*
Miguel: Are our food prices reasonable?
Ricardo: Nope.
Miguel: Sanitary levels?
Tonio: *shrugs*
Miguel: Sanity?
Miguel: Probably not.
Ricardo: GOOD!
Miguel: ?
Ricardo: I mean, it’s our signature, right?
Tonio: *nods*
Miguel: Yes…
Miguel: And we got 3 warnings.
Ricardo:
Ricardo: :D?
Inugami: Who”s the cutest little chiwawa in the world!
Chacarron : *moves in the distance*
Inugami: Not you inflatable.
Chaccaron: *moves*
Inugami: No.
Chaccaron: :D
Kym Noe: I like it when we get some absolutely good lore.
Keya: Wait, why do you know there is lore?
Kym Noe: Um. Song pack?
Illuqium: Uh no that’s Melosia.
Kym Noe: Which I assume it’s next chapter?
Illuqium: *shrugs* Anyways, about the lore—I heard I got some good ones—
Keya: —yeah yeah yours is SO influential.
Kym Noe: What about you?
Keya: Some magic—
Mirage: Oh hey guys whatcha talking about?
Illuqium: Lore? With Kym and Keya.
Mirage: But Keya’s not here…
*uncomfortable silence*
Kym Noe: Who are we talking to just now?
Arleen: BURN BABY BURN
The Showman: Fire!
Arleen: Sir don’t touch it…
The Showman: Too bad we both have fire :D
Arleen: That does not mean you can play with fire.
The Showman: *burning* Fight fire with fire!
Mirage: I come—
Arleen: THIS MAGICIAN IS ON FIRE
Folie: AAAAAAAAAA
Mirage: AND I GO—
Kym Noe: *watching them burn*
Kym Noe: Save me from this empty fight.
Cat: Meow?
Kym Noe: Yes.
Cat: Meow! *freed from Kym’s arms*
Kym Noe: No!
DeerStan: It’s always you this and you that what I don’t get a say?
PandaFan: Nah you’re not the Prince!
DeerStan: Oh so it’s always your turn making choices?
PandaFan: I have special permission—
UnicornLover: THE PERMISSION IS FROM
PandaFan: Me.
UnicornLover: NOPE WRONG NOW JUST DANCE! *vibes*
DeerStan:
PandaFan: This time she’s making choices.
Chaccaron: *vibes with the wind*
Tonio: *looks at it*
Tonio: *THINKS*
Tonio: *leaves*
*a while later*
Chaccaron: *still vibing*
Tonio: *comes back with a needle* :)
Bellis: WILL someone on Wackygroove tell me what is happening with the sales?
Chiffon: *eating cake est. ?* What?
Bellis: My production fell noooooooooo
Chiffon: @-@ Have you treated the Flow well?
Bellis: No?
Chiffon: *_*?
Oneeka: Aw man my plane crashed.
Oneeka: Might as well make another one lalala~
Oneeka: *searches*
Oneeka: Perfect!
Oneeka: THIS FOOD TRUCK WILL BE THE NEXT STARSHIP
Ricardo: One of our trucks got stolen!
Miguel: WHO
Tonio: *shrugs*
Miguel: NOT YOU?
Tonio: *nods*
Ricardo: Def not me
Miguel: THEN WHO
Discoball: *flies around*
DeerStan: Ooh, Discoball.
PandaFan: Isn’t that the Prince’s? How did they get here?
DeerStan: Dunno.
UnicornLover: Oh, I rented it.
DeerStan: ??????
PandaFan: The Prince’s Discoball is rentable????
UnicornLover: Yes?
Wanderlust: OH SELIOS WHERE IS MY DISCOBALL
Selios: Chill.
Wanderlust: CHILL WHAT—*coughs* sorry. Can’t chill.
Selios: I believe you will find them in the next chapter.
Wanderlust: Will we meet again?
Selios: Stay tuned.
Wanderlust: SELIOS ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER
Keya: *starts carving into the walls(?)*
Mirage: Keya what are you doing.
Keya: Commemorating my stay.
Mirage: It’s literally forever.
Keya: So when I die and another comes they will see your petty crimes.
Mirage: …
Kitta: MEOW—
Oneeka: Okay chef cat chillax—
Oneeka: LOOK ITS JUST SOMETHING—
Kitta: >:(
Oneeka: It was an accident!
Oneeka: Who told me to use the eggs for the cake and then fry it!?
Kitta: >:((((((((((
Chiffon: SHE MEANT YOU DIDNT READ THE INSTRUCTIONS!
Sally Mystic: Have you seen my pistol?
Illuqium: No why would you need that—
Sally Mystic: I’m actually concerned.
Illuqium: Oh? Concerned of safety for once? 🤨
Sally Mystic: I always have been!
Lucine: Ooh? *picks up* Looks cool.
Kym Noe: What are you looking?
Cat: Meow?
Lucine: Look at this. So pristine.
Kym Noe: That’s a FREAKING gun.
Lucine: What if I shoot—
Cat: Meow meow meow meow MEOW—
Kym Noe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ricardo: MIGUELLLLLLLLLLL new skewer flavor! :D
Miguel: Okay…you tried it?
Ricardo: Nope.
Miguel: Okay. *takes skewer*
Tonio: :D~
Miguel: *pulls down Tonio’s mask and stuffs the skewer*
Tonio: @—@—
Tonio: ._.
Tonio: ^~^
Miguel: Wow.
Ricardo: *thumbs up* :D
PandaFan: *vibing*
DeerStan: … *pushes*
PandaFan: What!
DeerStan: *whistles*
PandaFan: WHOOOOOOOOO
UnicornLover: *sips tea*