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  1. Sage advice is seldom sweet by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    10 Nov 2025

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    A biologist is teleported to middle earth and a meddling Grey wizard gets his way.
    Or
    Another girl is accounted to save the Durins.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
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