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1. 100 New Ways to Spice Up Your Life: Number 99 Will SHOCK You!! by BizzyBeeIzzy

   Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW Comics), Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dr. Eggman | Dr. Robotnik/Reader
   • Sonic the Hedgehog
   • Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog)
   • Miles "Tails" Prower
   • Orbot (Sonic the Hedgehog)
   • Cubot (Sonic the Hedgehog)
   • Vanilla the Rabbit
   • Cream the Rabbit
   • oh where do i begin
   • Crackfic taken seriously
   • Self-Esteem Issues
   • Self-Hatred
   • reader literally the most average normal person to ever exist
   • Morally Grey Reader
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Dr. Eggman | Dr. Robotnik is Bad at Feelings
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • Tags May Change
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • reader has a comp sci major
   • however
   • author does not have a comp sci major
   • nonbinary reader
   • i find it easier to write with NB pronouns my bad gang
   • you can see the reader as whatever you want tho
   • theres a lot more characters btw - Freeform
   • not all of them are listed - Freeform
   • reader may be referred too with nicknames
   • nicknames vary depending the character using them
   • the power of truck-kun strikes again
   • References to Christian Religion & Lore
   • reader is 2 seconds away from hitting someone with hammers
   • ex-gifted kids this goes out to you
   • I have not touched the archie comics in a minute
   • eggman is more based on idw but is also a blend of other iterations
   • Eggman Empire
   • most of archie you are getting is archie characters the author fws and finds funny to shove in here
   • this is HEAVY idw though in every other area
   • eggbosses are here
   • author is latino/hispanic so there will be refs to the culture
   • reader may come off as latino in the process.
   • god bless latino-based reader-inserts gotta be my favorite type of reader-insert
   • eggman appears in chap 5
   • reader lowkey written as a freak my apologies
   • gotta pull the hoes somehow [by being crazy]
   • no actual beta reading we die like the water tower
   • dont ask what the water tower is
   • Reader is a masochist
   • unironically written that way my bad
   • the demons got me
   • eggman is a FREAK
   • i cannot emphasize how freaky the reader / eggman are written
   • this is sorta toxic relationshipy so
   • keep that in mind thank u
   • Reader speaks Spanish

   Summary

   You lived a very normal, very basic, very boring life. So you ask any higher power for a sign to spice things up a bit.

   Every higher power has decided that this means to send a truck to kill you.

    

   Oh also, you wake up in another universe with talking animals. What can go wrong?

   Series

   • Part 1 of Deviled Eggs with a Side of Tears

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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